Looking at Li mm's heartbroken appearance, it seems that he is heartbroken to all the men in the world.

It's no wonder that which one of her who was good at the beginning was not the prince and grandson of the nobles, but they would rather compete with each other and be jealous than think about completely rescuing Master Li from the dust, including the later Huizong and the famous poet Zhou Bangyan, Xiao Zhou rushed to the scoop with a second time, but was blocked by Huizong at the door, and had no choice but to hide under the bed to listen to his boss and Li mm make love, and he was seriously jealous He also made up a yellow text message to satirize Huizong, and was demoted out of the capital, and later Huizong also felt very embarrassed, and got him back, also gave him a small official position (excerpt from Chapter N, Chapter 13 of "The History of Millennial Jokes": The most Fengliu of that night, edited by Zhang Xiaohua). The frowning between these two men is enough to show that Master Li's status in their minds is just a young lady (to do modern interpretation).

I think it's necessary for me to instill the right love in Li mm...... Well, the concept of love, let her regain the confidence to find true love, I used a sentence that my mother was going to say as soon as she saw me: "If there is a suitable one, find one, you are not a small one......"

During the meal, we chatted very farthably, Master Li said all the good things, just asked how the fat man remembered the hardships of unifying weights and measures and building the Great Wall, and didn't mention the matter of burning books and Qin Shi Huang's mother (Qin Shi Huang's mother is more Fengliu), she asked Jing Ke some details about sword dancing, Jing Ke said like a narcissist in a martial arts novel: "I can only kill people, not dance swords." "Braggart.

At this time, it was seen that there was a difference between being an emperor and a hero, and these two people obviously didn't realize that Li Shishi was deliberately currying favor, and they were very concerned about the problem itself, and they didn't notice Li mm's turbulent waves at all. The girls who sweep the toilets in the Qin Shi royal family are all selected from the Caspian Sea of the Six Kingdoms, and Jing Ke has also received a very high standard of hospitality in Prince Danna (so high that I can't even imagine it, I estimate that the people who wash the mulberry and hand over the towel board are all virgins), and these two people have at least +800 defense against beauties.

And I, poor me, face buns every day, and writers who don't have more than 5 VIP works at the starting point are strictly forbidden to try to describe my girlfriend's appearance.

Let's put it this way, my defense against ordinary ugly women is -100, -500 against ordinary women, and minus two circles (infinity) against beauties like Master Li. I was stunned and ate two more bowls of rice on Li mm, only half a catty less than winning the fat man.

At almost 10 o'clock in the evening, I arranged to go to bed and said to Master Li: "You sleep alone, and then your sister-in-law (I want to change this to the first person) will accompany you later." Then he said to Ying Fat Man and Jing Ersil: "Do you two sleep together, or who wants to sleep in the same room with me?" Qin Shi Huang said: "Sleep with you when you are hungry, this hanging skin (stupid b) years old snoring and pinching." I nodded and said, "So be it." I'll pick up the buns and get off work, and you will go back to your own house. ”

Master Li pulled me aside and whispered to me if I needed to lock the door when I went to sleep, and I told her that as long as I was not there, there was no need for this......

In fact, some readers have discovered that 3 rooms and 5 people come to sleep, and it can be concluded by permutation and combination...... Anyway, there are a lot of results (I scored 26 points in the math college entrance examination), and there is one of them that is suitable for us, that is, me and Baozi, Master Li's single room, two stupid fat people, ignoring the fat man's opinion, the biggest advantage of this method is that I can sneak to other rooms in the middle of the night, the biggest disadvantage is that Baozi must know that I have this idea, so it is unrealistic.

I went to pick up the bun to explain to her about Master Li, and I thought of a plan that was through the past and the present: let's just say that Master Li - Wang Yuannan is my cousin, a fashion model, who came to us just to borrow and live, and will pay the rent, and the bun is not a fan of money, but putting me and another woman in the interest relationship can make her not think cranky.

When Baozi heard this, he was anxious with me: "How can you ask someone for money?" ”

At this moment, I was even moved, I hugged her slender waist, walking in the endless night, a few unknown riffraff whistled at us, and when we appeared under the street lamp, they scattered and fled, it is difficult to say whether they saw the bricks in my hand or because they saw the face of the bun.

That night, my girlfriend slept next to a young lady, next to me was a killer, and Qin Shi Huang lay on my marching bed, and I made a bunk far away from him - I was afraid that he would fall and hit me.

My nerves had become very strong, almost to the point of peripheral necrosis, so that when I saw Liu Lao Liu the next day, I didn't bother to take care of him, and I said with a dying breath: "Who did you bring again?" Liu Lao Liu beckoned behind him, my glass doors were immediately blocked black, and a giant who was lower than Yao Ming walked in wrapped in a raincoat, and the wide raincoat was suffocated by his muscles and rattled. He came in and pulled the raincoat casually, revealing the thin armor inside, it seemed to be a high-ranking general, his two eyebrows were thick and thick, pointing at the sky like two watermelon knives, this person looked fierce, but his expression was lonely, and he just glanced at me after entering the house, and was silent.

I casually pointed to the sofa opposite, and said lightly: "Sit down, brother, which dynasty?" "I'm a lice now and don't bite, Qin Shihuang is a brother who sleeps on my top bunk, how can he be easily bluffed?

The big man sat on the sofa with a sigh, holding his head and not speaking, looking extremely depressed. Liu Laoliu pointed at him with a smile and said, "Xiang Yu - the overlord of Chu." I hurriedly stood up: "Ah, Brother Yu, disrespectful." "Although Xiang Yu failed in the end, he is a recognized hero through the ages, the first overlord in history, I don't have the courage to argue with him, it seems that he can throw me to Iraq with his left hand alone, of course, I have to add that he is not left-handed.

Xiang Yu didn't bird me, Liu Lao Liu, in order to alleviate the embarrassment, said, "There is another one outside the door." He beckoned again, and a yellow-faced man came in, looked at me, nodded slightly, and then sat down on the table with his robe on. I said to him, "You sit there, it's comfortable." I gestured to the couch.

The yellow face glanced at me, and Niu B said dryly: "I am the honor of the Ninety-Five, how can I be subservient to others?" ”

This man was so bad that I patiently told him, "This is not a place to sit. The yellow face coughed, as if saying: "I am not a human being, in the past, my mother saw a dragon coiled on it, it was pregnant, so there was me, I killed the white snake uprising......"

I pulled him down, pointed at Liu Laoliu's nose and scolded: "You bastard, what do you mean by bringing Xiang Yu and Liu Bang over?" ”

Liu Lao Liu lit a cigarette and said with a smile: "It's okay, the two of them are no longer making trouble." ”

I glanced at the giant Xiang Yu, pointed at Liu Bang and said to him, "This man, you can beat him, but don't kill him, we have rules." Xiang Yu covered his head and said very decadently: "Don't worry, I won't beat him." ”

Liu Bang didn't do it, he opened my hand pointing at him, and shouted: "Bold minion, you dare to do this to me!" I grabbed him by the collar and said sharply: "Don't pretend to be b, pretend to be b and be struck by lightning!" I told him, "Qin Shi Huang is on your head, and with the amount of food he has, he can eat you without anything."

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