Master Li didn't come down after going up this time, Qin Shihuang ran down excitedly and stuffed the mp4 into my hand: "Hungry found, this family can draw drips very, do you paint hungry too." He found out that MP4 can even be photographed by people.

I took MP4 and slapped him a few times absentmindedly, and the fat man subconsciously took the crown, holding a sword in one hand, and the photo was similar to Yang Zirong in the model drama "Outwitting Tiger Mountain". I connected the mp4 to the computer, and the mp4, which was not very high, took pictures of all the corners of my house in the hands of Qin Shi Huang, the light was dim and the angle was crooked, and the scene inside was the same as the murder scene.

But looking at my eyes, a pretty woman on the screen opened her lips slightly, her eyes slanted, and the orchid onion fingers inadvertently stroked the hair in her ears, which not only had an ancient charm, but also lacked the coquettish teasing of a young girl. The latter few are even more obedient, this little stunner is holding the bed with one hand, the fragrant shoulders are half exposed, the black bra straps on the snow-white shoulders are particularly eye-catching, the pink helo-ketty is simply a primitive summoning to all men zhan lust - Master Li's professional quality is really strong, she doesn't need to be taught how to put on the most seductive pose, she is the only girl I have ever seen who can wear helo-ketty out of a thong effect.

I glared at Qin Shi Huang: "You took all this?" ”

"Just the silk (is) drop, the hungry society (said) to draw a picture for her, and the woman smiled and pinched at the hungry hanging." Qin Shi Huang looked at me, and suddenly said, "Why are you dripping your nose and writing (blood)?" ”

I glared at the fat man while wiping my nosebleed: "What have you seen, you have been the emperor for a long time, Ah Fang and Meng Jiang have never smiled at you like this, right?" ”

The fat man immediately showed a sad expression, and I had to give him back the mp4 and tell him that next time he wanted to "draw" himself, he could face the mirror. Qin Shi Huang was happy when he heard this, and ran upstairs - since he and Jing Ke became friends, his intelligence had declined significantly.

I flipped through the photos of Li MM over and over again, and then the avatar of the netizen "wolf head" on my QQ flashed, clicked on, and he said, "What are you doing?" ”

"Look at the beauty, I don't have time to pay attention to you." Wolf Head is a "wolf friend" I met on a beauty picture site.

"Just you? It's not me who humiliates you, from your desktop to the beautiful pictures you used to 'handjob' which one is not given to you, if you really have the ability, you can PS 'Sister Furong' into Lin Chiling. ”

…… Wolf Head is qualified to say this about me, and in fact he does have a surprising number of pictures of beautiful women - he is a photographic editor and reporter for a well-known magazine, and more than 60% of the cover beauties of this semi-monthly magazine are original to him.

I couldn't get angry, so I passed the first photo of Master Li to him.

Within 3 seconds, the wolf's head hysterically hit me with a series of colorful expressions and asked, "Is there anything else?" ”

Filled with great satisfaction in my vanity, I gave him the remaining two. After a long time, the wolf head replied: "The woman is perfect, but the work of the guy who took pictures is too rough, which station did you see it from?" ”

“…… This woman is my cousin, and I took the picture. "That's all I can say.

The wolf head began a denunciation that lasted for more than 40 seconds, saying that I was ungrateful, that I didn't tell him if I had a good website, and that I made up such untechnical words to fool him.

I didn't speak, and sent him the place where Master Li had sat in the "murder scene" filmed by Qin Shi Huang.

After a long time, the wolf head said, "It seems that what you said is true, how about selling me the photo?" I haven't landed next month's cover yet. ”

I asked him half-jokingly, half-seriously, how much he could give, and the guy told me very seriously: "I'll buy yours for 400 each, and I'll only use one copy in advance, and I can recommend the rest to other magazines, and if you do, they'll pay you for it." ”

From this point of view, the wolf head is still more kind, in fact, even if he uses it directly, I won't know it, and even if I know it, I won't sue him, I'm a lazy person.

1200 yuan is so easy to get, this temptation is still very big for me, if it was before, I would definitely not agree, but now I still have to feed 3 idlers, win fat people can eat, Jing Er is stupid and consumes electricity, the most expensive is Li Shishi, how to say that people are also the emperor's concubine, the head card of a dynasty, you can't take a bra for 15 yuan a piece for her to wear, it can be seen from the bun: women are very expensive, she also comforted me, saying that beautiful women are more expensive, now, I have women and beautiful women in my family, The worst thing is that I don't have any money.

The wolf head was very happy, and after getting my reply, he immediately went offline to pay me.

Beauty economy, beauty economy, comrades!

The much-anticipated kings and heroes are here, and the world can only make dung and waste batteries, and then look at the people Li mm, the ass (ass, see the ass again) has not yet been hot, and it has brought me a lot of income.

Liu Lao Liu, if you have a conscience, bring Daji, Bao Xi, Zhao Feiyan, Mink Chan, Su San and other beauties in one go!

Speaking of women, I think of steamed buns again, and I think of steamed buns...... I am hungry.

There is a saint who said how good it is: food and color, and the surname is also. If he's going to come, I'll have to talk to him.

As my "friends", Jing Ersil often wears his hair and opens the zipper of his pants, covers his ears with semiconductors, and looks up at the sky at 45 degrees with his astigmatism eyes.

Win fat man doesn't like to go out, but also a familiar face, although our street is secluded, but the two of them have seen cars, and because of Jing Ke's habits, he can occasionally find planes, these two people are already safer to lead to the street, but now there is one more Li Shishi, if she sees anything and asks, it is easy for people to misunderstand that I have recently organized mentally handicapped people to carry out illegal activities, and finally I had to order a lot of takeout to eat.

Qin Shi Huang has become more and more good at playing, he stands in front of the mirror, takes a photo, pulls up the photo to take a look, and then remembers his own expressions and movements inside, and then takes an identical photo, swaps the two photos, and plays "everyone comes to find fault".

When Master Li first came, she saw the legendary Jing Ke and Qin Shi Huang, she was already mentally prepared for this place, and now she actually sat in this strange environment and read the book, I glanced at the title of the book, and was shocked into a cold sweat: "General History of China".

This book is not mine, and I don't know which unlucky child left the bun in their store, and no one has been able to pick it up, so the bun was taken back and flipped through, and then thrown in the TV cabinet to become an antique.

When Master Li saw that I was looking at her, he smiled and said, "It's really presumptuous, I just touched your things." "This is a very smart woman, I have probably guessed that this is not a fairyland, and the biggest flaw is probably that my eyes are too humanly fireworks (also called Se Mimi). I told her that you don't have to be polite, just treat this as if it were your own home.

She put the book on the table and said, "What about the back, why only to the Western Han Dynasty?" I glanced at the book, the back was printed with "All 10 Books", I took a long breath, fortunately the unlucky child fell into the first book, otherwise Li mm didn't know how sad he was to see the fall of the Song Dynasty.

Li mm's shrewdness is a headache for me, she knows how to seduce men, and she also knows how to understand a world through the oldest but most reliable channels, I don't know how many simplified Chinese characters she can read, but it is obviously unrealistic to want to fool her like Meng Jing Er.

In short, a beautiful woman who knows how to seduce a man and can calm down and read a book is very powerful and invincible. The book says that she is neither humble nor arrogant, gentle and dignified, but she only has a sentence about her profession, "She is a famous Bianjing who is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting", which is very unscientific!

In fact, whether it is wild history or official history, as long as it is described by Master Li, it can be summed up in nothing more than two sentences: the bed is a woman, and the person is a lady in front of the person (look at our buddy's literary talent).

I took the book away and said in a voice that she could only hear: "You probably understand, there are no immortals here, what do you want to do in the past 1 year, and you can call me Brother Qiang in the future." ”

Master Li sighed lightly and said: "The purpose of my coming to the 'fairyland' was originally like this, that is, I wanted to live a dull life without a man and away from politics for 1 year, and the name Shishi is inconvenient, so I will be called Wang Yuannan in the future." ”

Hearing this, I fell to the ground with a thud. I want to know what happened next, and listen to the next flicker.

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