Liu Bang was stupid, we know that this person was a professional gangster when he was young, he was lazy and lazy, and his father often told him: If you don't farm the land, I won't have your son.

But this kid's popularity is actually good, it should be the kind of cute ruffian, it is estimated that he has been the emperor for many years and his head is rusty, and he was so frightened by me, and his face showed a very peculiar expression: I want to be with a smiling face and I am used to thinking about it, I look at him and I am also pitiful, let him go, come to Xiang Yu, and say: "Brother Overlord, what's the matter, let it go with everything in the previous life, what's not to think about?" ”

Xiang Yu looked up at Liu Lao Liu, as if he was quite taboo, Liu Lao Liu pinched his cigarette and said: "He has something on his mind, he may not want me to know, I can read minds, but unfortunately I can only use it once a day - just now I found out that you want to hit me on the head with an ashtray." He stood up and said, "Then I'll go, you don't have to hate me so much, if Xiang Yu hadn't made a particularly fierce fuss, I wouldn't have come to you so soon." ”

After Liu Lao Liu left, Xiang Yu suddenly rushed to me, lifted me in the air, and shouted, "You get me back!" I stepped on the clouds and shouted, "Where are you going?" ”

"I'm going back to my battlefield, I'm going to see my Yu Ji! Get me back! ”

I immediately remembered what Liu Lao Liu said to me when he first saw me, and now it seems that the overlord of Chu is ambitious, if he can really return to the battlefield, even if he is put under the wall, with the experience of the past, the victory or defeat between him and Liu Bang is still unknown. Personally, I like Xiang Yu more, although he doesn't have a nose or an eye on me from the moment he enters the door. But the consequences of sending him back to history obviously can't even afford a high-level V like Hades, so he will find me as a scapegoat.

I said helplessly: "I'm not an immortal, how can I get you back to the Han Dynasty?" ”

Xiang Yu glanced at Liu Bang after listening: "Han Dynasty? So you really became emperor in the end? Liu Bang's face appeared with that "laughing and crying" expression again.

Xiang Yu looked back at me suddenly: "Jiangshan I can give it to him, you just need to send me back, I just want Yu Ji not to die." ”

I gave up the struggle and said in mid-air: "Even if I get you back, hundreds of thousands of brothers will beat you and your horse, and the game will still be over." Xiang Yu laughed alive like Xiaoxin, but his expression was hideous, and his laughter was mixed with anger and conceit: "It is easy for me and Yu Ji to fight out of the encirclement, but Yu Ji saw that my ambition was depressed, and she wanted to die to inspire my ambition, and in the end, Xiang was fooled and hated Wujiang to death." When it came to Yin Cao, I suddenly realized that what kind of ambition and hegemony is just a passing cloud, if I want to choose again, I would rather stay with Yu Ji quietly for 1 year. ”

I said, "That's so touching. ”

Xiang Yu's eyes were split: "I'll say it again, I want you to send me back!" ”

I spread my hands: "Anyway, I can't do it, I'm not afraid to tell you the truth, I'm not an immortal at all, and this is not a fairy world." ”

"Where is this?"

"China, your hometown is now called Hubei."

"How far is this from Hubei?"

"More than 20 hours by train - oh, sorry, I forgot you didn't understand, you had to walk for half a month on horseback. It's useless if you go there, even if you can find Yu Ji's bones, it's the state. ”

"You're really not a god?"

I pointed to myself floating in the air: "If I were a god, do you think you could do this to me?" ”

Xiang Yu threw me to the ground in a distraction and muttered: "It turns out that the 1 year I made a big fuss in exchange for the Yin Cao can only survive (this idiom is only available in the Song Dynasty, everyone can experience the spirit, you can also understand that Xiang Yu learned it in the underworld). This iron-like man hugged his head and cried in front of me.

This move aroused my great sympathy, such a man with affection and righteousness is really difficult to find, and he can maintain his true character as a hero, cry when he wants to cry, laugh when he wants to laugh - Xiang Yu's tears are as big as a sundae.

I walked over, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Brother Yu, don't be too sad, let's find a way, think about it, since you can come to me, sister-in-law, maybe she can come, I swear, if she comes, I will send you to Europe with all my money." ”

Xiang Yu raised his head and hugged me suddenly: "You're right, why didn't I think of it?" I was hugged by him and squeaked, and said angrily: "If you don't let go of me, I can go to Yin Cao to bring a message to my sister-in-law-" Xiang Yu let go of me and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, brother, do you think Yu Ji can really come?" ”

"As long as my sister-in-law hasn't been reincarnated, I will definitely get her here through the back door." Xiang Yu wanted to hug me again, I jumped 5 meters away, he smiled awkwardly and said, "You will be my brother in the future." ”

At this time, I noticed that Liu Bang looked strange, and I pointed at him and said, "You are not allowed to say what we say to others, otherwise I will lock you and Qin Shi Huang in the same room!" Liu Bang shrunk his neck.

I glanced at the fine armor on Xiang Yu's body and the imperial robe on Liu Bang's body It was a headache, I didn't have any clothes to change for them anymore, and now the best "configuration" is Jing Ersil, wearing Adi on the upper body, lee on the lower body, and the underwear I took to him from the packaging bag (in view of the fact that Jing Ersil often does not zip the zipper, the underwear must be worn), Qin Shihuang is about to be worse, wearing a set of nylon products, and the underwear is all worn by me. There are several sets of clothes plus a change of clothes, and there are no summer clothes to wear for Xiang Yu and Liu Bang.

I led the two men up the stairs on tiptoe, past the first bedroom, where they had gotten up and were chatting. Passing through the second room - the bedroom converted from a warehouse, Qin Shi Huang is still sleeping, it stands to reason that these three people can't fight when they meet, although Xiang Yu and Liu Bang have seen the honor guard of the fat man pass in front of them, theoretically they will never see Qin Shi Huang himself, and Qin Shi Huang is even more unlikely to know what these two people are doing. But I still think it's too weird to have these three people in one room.

I led them to Jing Ke's house and said to Liu Bang: "The fat man next door is Qin Shi Huang, if you dare to talk nonsense, I will tell him what he has done, call Zhang Liang and Han Xin, you tie up a piece is not enough for him to eat." I said to Xiang Yu again: "Brother Yu, I know that you are a hero and don't care about anything, but those things in the previous life ......" Xiang Yu interrupted me and said: "I don't care about anything except Yu Ji, I won't provoke him." ”

I came to Qin Shi Huang's house, took out a large pile of messy clothes from the closet and came back, pulled Jing Ke, who was lying on the bed and listened to the semiconductor, at the door, and said to the two of them: "Change your clothes, and you can't miss one from the inside out." "Xiang Yu is absent-minded, he listens to whatever I say, Liu Bang knows that I am a second pole and does not dare to offend me.

I was standing in the living room, and I was in a difficult situation, after arranging Master Li, it had caused me to separate from Baozi, and now the two of us are having an idle meal, how should I tell her?

As soon as the two of them came out, I knew what to say.

Xiang Yu was wearing my high school uniform, the cuffs were up to his elbows, and he was wearing pants that were still free of trouser legs, and he was wearing like 7-point pants, and the reason why I didn't throw away this school uniform was because I wanted to break it as a mop.

Liu Bang was even more cola, and ran out in autumn clothes and pants, these two people were tall and short, dressed nondescriptly, and looked depressed, they were simply two refugees.

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