Chapter Ninety-Six: Extras
was stunned for a moment, but I saw that there was already a smile on the face of the second fool, and then I looked at his hands coming, it turned out that he had already eaten the temptation grass the moment Qin Shi Huang entered the door.
At this time, the second fool had already let go of the fat man, but just stretched out his hand straight in front of him, and the fat man slapped him on the hand fiercely: "Hungry to give you a hammer!" ”
The second fool jumped on the fat man's back and stuck his neck, shouting, "Pay back..."
The fat man shouted while jumping around the house: "Hungry and not (is) hanging skin, you will sprinkle (kill) hunger pinch when you pay back the money." ”
These two people, an emperor and a killer, are actually like children after a long absence, I looked at my watch, and waited for them to make trouble for a few minutes before stopping them and said: "Brother Ying, Kezi, we don't have much time, let's get down to business first." ”
Qin Shi Huang knew that he had a "disease", so he hurriedly sat down and said, "Bao (don't) make a fuss." ”
I told Jing Ke the disadvantages of eating temptation grass in a few words, let him sit down, the three of us you look at me, I look at you, I can't help but laugh, I put my phone on the table and said: "Brother Ying is about 5 minutes, Kezi is longer, but it won't be long, you look at the time by yourself, and if you think it's almost over, go to the next room to stay, and come to me when it's ready." ”
The second fool lowered his head and swept around his chest, and I asked, "Kezi, what are you looking for?" ”
The second fool carefully touched his body with his hand and said, "I remember that I was shot with two holes..."
I knew he was saying that Goodbeth had shot him twice, and for a moment I couldn't help but be amused and moved, and took him by the hand and said, "You're okay now." There are no holes. ”
The second fool smiled happily, then stretched out his hand to me and said, "Did you bring my little man?" ”
I spread my hands and said, "It's useless to bring that thing." "Still thinking about his semiconductors, is there a station here? Besides, isn't it asking for trouble for yourself when you get that thing? I have the dagger that Jing Ke used to assassinate the fat man last time, but I don't dare to give it to him now.
Speaking of daggers, I suddenly couldn't stop being curious about what weapon he would use to assassinate Qin this time, so I asked: "Kezi, the purpose hasn't changed this time, what are you going to use to kill Brother Ying?" ”
Jing Ke suddenly untied a cylinder from his back, like the kind of drawing paper, about the length of a badminton racket. Then he poured out a cowhide roll from the tube, and when he pulled the head, the cowhide opened to reveal a bronze sword hidden at the end of the volume, which was now long, and had to be two and a half the length of the dagger.
I broke out in a cold sweat and said, "You're going to use this this time?" ”
Jing Ke nodded.
Qin Shi Huang said in horror: "Your baby is ruthless enough, this time you have taken a big deal!" ”
I laughed and said, "Why don't you fight a dagger like you used to?" ”
The second fool said: "Originally, I fought a hand, but I didn't think it was long enough, so I made the map bigger, so that I could clip a sword." ”
I was surprised: "... Isn't that what I taught you? How do you remember? ”
The second fool smiled: "I don't know either." It's the vague old self who appears in this way, as if there is a little person in my head reminding me. ”
I was speechless, it seems that the fool really still has some vague memories of his past life. Especially the questions he had pondered with his heart.
I carefully carried the sword to the door, both of them were unstable now, and I was afraid of accidents.
I turned around and said, "Let's discuss the future now, Kezi, you can stay with Brother Ying in the future, that Qin Wuyang..."
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Unexpectedly, the second fool slowly shook his head and said, "No, you can't do this." ”
I wondered, "You have a good relationship with him?" But looking at the conversation and behavior between the two people is not like friends, they both look down on each other.
The second fool said: "I don't care if he dies or not." But my sword must be pierced. ”
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I hurriedly asked the second fool: "Why is this?" ”
The second fool lowered his head and said, "If I don't even go to the palace, soon everyone in the world will know." ”
I suddenly said, "Are you afraid that people will say that you have become a traitor?" Then let's do it, you will go back to the pavilion post in a while, and then ask Brother Ying to send someone to arrest you, and tell the outside world that your plot to assassinate the king has been revealed, and when Qin Wuyang is killed, no one will know your whereabouts. "I didn't expect a fool to take care of his reputation.
The second fool still shook his head and said, "No." ”
"What else?" I can't help but wonder, I don't believe that with the current friendship between these two people, Jing Ke really wants to kill Qin Shi Huang.
The second fool rubbed the corners of his clothes and said, "Prince Dan is not thin on me." I'm sorry for him for doing this..."
Qin Shi Huang said angrily: "Crooked Tasi (yes) wants you to pinch him desperately." ”
I said, "Yes, Kezi, he's a favor from Gu'en City." In order to let you die. You don't even understand this, do you? ”
Two muttered, "I know who is really good to me, but... I've promised him..."
] Angry (go)! ”
The two stupid bodies swayed left and right in the claws of the fat man, and it was difficult to resist, a poor elephant.
I hurriedly pulled the two apart and asked Jing Ke: "Then what do you want to do, you don't really want to kill Brother Ying, do you?" ”
The second fool shook his head: "I don't want to." ”
Qin Shi Huang sat on the side, rubbed his head with his hand and said, "Oh, I'm so angry and hungry..." I glanced at him and said, "Brother Ying, are you dying, go to that house and rest." ”
The fat man glanced at his phone and said, "There are still 2 bells." Saying that, he pointed at Jing Ke and scolded, "You can't live if you hang your skin and make a fool of your hunger." ”
The second fool bowed his head and said nothing, but he still didn't seem to repent, the fool was very stubborn, I held his shoulder and said: "Kezi, do you think this will work, tomorrow you and that Qin Wuyang will go to the palace as usual, and then the three of us will act together in a play, you pretend to stab Brother Ying, and then you will be in line with your last time, you were injured first, and finally we killed you... Of course, it's all fake. In this way, your reputation as a heroic man through the ages is still there, and the prince can't say anything, do you agree? ”
The second fool didn't speak, and he didn't look up, and I said again: "Prince Dan is that to you."
Hui is really on your mind? Besides, have you died enough for him in your last life? ”
The second fool finally nodded: "Okay..."
I looked at Qin Shi Huang again and said, "Brother Ying, let's fulfill Kezi once." ”
Qin Shi Huang glared at Jing Ke and said: "If you are hungry to help you act, the 300 yuan will be paid in silk." ”
The second muttered stupidly: "Master Li Xiaoniu said that extras only make money when they play a scene..."
I smiled and said, "Okay, okay, don't you say how many extras were filmed in this scene." ”
Qin Shi Huang touched his head and said, "It's so crooked."
Wait until you're hungry and come back to the club (say), you're hungry. He muttered as he walked out, "It's so annoying, She's hungry (say I'm) an extra..."
As soon as the fat man went out on his front foot, a trace of confusion flashed in Jing Ke's eyes, and he said stupidly: "Where am I?" "It seems that he can't do it anymore, which is a good sign, which shows that he and the fat man's temperament are kept at a relatively synchronous time.
Sure enough, he soon didn't know me, and asked me, "Isn't it Suri, where did you just go?" ”
"Uh... Speaking of the fifth article of fifty honors and fifty shames. ”
… Another dozen minutes passed. The fat man sent Li Si to investigate the situation, and Li Si was sober, so he walked in and gave me a look. I cautiously glanced at the expressionless Jing Ke, and said stupidly: "Okay, let him in, I'll be fine." ”
Qin Shi Huang entered the house at this time, and I said, "Okay, now continue to discuss the details of tomorrow's assassination king..."
Li Si suddenly couldn't do it again, stood stunned for a while, and saw that Qin Shi Huang just wanted to give a salute. The fat man pointed to the door: "Retreat (below)!" ”…
After Li Si left, I took out the dagger that Jing Ke had used before, and said, "Kezi, your long guy can't use it, so you still use this insurance." "That long sword swing fat man is more than lucky, the second fool can be regarded as a prisoner of this unlucky idea, really responded to He Tiandou's words, I don't know what happened if I don't come here."
The second fool took the dagger and looked at it, and then compared it on the big map he brought: "It's too short..."
I snatched the dagger and cut the map in half. Throwing the other half away, he said, "Isn't this solved?" "Anyway, when the time comes, only the fat man and the second fool can see this picture, and no one knows about the deputy spring palace painted on it.
The second fool hid the dagger in the map and saw it. showed that classic foolish sly smile: "Xiaoqiang is smart." ”
I turned to the fat man: "Brother Ying, where is your sword?" "Fat because it's with us. Therefore, he did not wear his famous ornament, which he ordered to be fetched in a short time. When I looked, good fellow, it was as long as the hook on the clothes stall, and it hung on his waist like riding a donkey, and he was certainly majestic, but he never thought about how to pull it out.
I smiled and said, "Brother Ying, I didn't say you, what are your intentions in playing such a game?" ”
Qin Shi Huang smiled and said, "Burn the bun." ”
"Well, I'll show you a way to look good and good... You break it in the middle and insert it again, and no one usually knows about it, and when there is danger, you can still use it as a knife! ”
Qin Shi Huang glared at me and said, "The society (said) is the fourth (thing)!" ”
In fact, there is a reason why the fat man carries such a long sword, on the one hand, it is good-looking and majestic, and it is also to show the national strength... At this time, the smelting technology to create such a long weapon is definitely the glory of the country, which can fully show that their country is technologically advanced and powerful, just like the leaders of various countries are meeting now, and others can take a good car at most, and you want to get an unmanned intelligent driving that has face.
I said, "Now, let's talk about all the factors, combined with what you both experienced last time, where to start, yes, start with the audience." ”
Qin Shi Huang said: "Tomorrow, let this hanging skin wait outside the palace gate, and see him as soon as he understands the silk (time)." ”
I waved my hand and said, "No, I mean to discuss the details first, but don't be in a hurry to see you in the next two days, you are all unstable now, maybe you will turn your face somewhere, can't we wait for ten days and half a month to see you again?" Then you'll be both normal. ”
The second fool said: "It's not good, after waiting for a long time, Qin Wuyang will guess nonsense, and he is here to help, and he is also here to monitor me." ”
I frowned and said: "This person is a trouble, by the way, Kezi, has he seen the map you took, don't go up to the temple, he saw you change the map and go outside to talk nonsense." "Qin Wuyang, as a native of Yan Country, should know the inside story when he came to assist Jing Ke in assassinating Qin this time, he will inevitably be suspicious when he sees Jing Ke changing weapons, and he will definitely have a bad reputation for the second fool in the future, if possible, I still hope to do things perfectly.
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