In fact, after Jing Ke left, I went to see Zhao Bai's face, and I have to say that the friendship and tacit understanding between fools is difficult to understand, and after he saw me, he said lightly before I could speak: "That's his life." ”

This sentence is very terrifying, we know that fools and philosophers are only one step away, when I just wanted to ask Zhao Baimian the deep meaning of this sentence, he has already taken a small stick to scratch the crack in the wall and gradually distanced from me...

I can only say to the second fool: "He's fine." ”

The second time he stabbed Qin Gainie, he still didn't catch up with the second bus of the second fool...

I said to Qin Shi Huang: "Brother Ying, there are still a few details of the problem, it seems that there are still a few people who helped you get out of the predicament at that time, that Zhao Gao will not talk about it, is there still a thing to throw away?" ”

The second fool suddenly became angry and said, "That's it, there was an old man who threw me with a stinky bag." ”

Qin Shi Huang smiled and said: "Xia Wuhe (ju), crooked."

Well, a private health doctor who belongs to the fat man.

"Then what about the lives of these two people, let's try to be as realistic as possible."

Qin Shi Huang said: "Just you." ”

I was surprised: "I'm going?" ”

The fat man said, "It's just you, when you get to the silk (time), you will stand next to the hungry." ”

The second fool probably couldn't trust others, so he nodded and said, "I think it's okay." ”

I thought about it, I seem to be able to do this job, anyway, the fat man must be sober when he sees the second fool, and he is not afraid of him turning his face, I am nothing more than taking a bag and embarrassing people (why is this so awkward), and then shouted "Wang Negative Sword", and nodded in agreement.

Now comes the most important question. ”

Qin Shi Huang handed the long sword in my hand, and I pulled it out after two upside downs, only to see that the blade was cold, and I couldn't help but praise: "Good sword!" ”… Everyone knows that this is just my habitual behavior, even if the sword is not good, I have to say that.

However, the fat man's sword is indeed very extraordinary, and the book only says that the sword can't be drawn out at first, but once it is pulled out, it suddenly becomes popular, and the book says. The fat man drew his sword and cut off Jing Ke's leg in one fell swoop, and then severely injured Jing Ke in eight places, and everyone else was still in a hurry at that time. His Royal Highness's warriors have not yet been able to arrive, which shows that the sword has played a key role in turning the situation around in the entire process of assassinating Qin. Although there is not much ink, it is full of sharpness, and it should be a legendary sword that can sharpen iron like clay.

Speaking of which, I really haven't seen anything like clay. I took the long sword and the dagger of the second fool and touched each other, and the two swords were unscathed, which shows that the two swords are on equal footing, and they are combined with the highest smelting technology at that time.

I was worried, "You two can't use these two guys if you're making a show, it's too dangerous!" ”.

I touched my chin and thought for a long time, this is a very serious problem, and it is also the most important props and links in the whole performance, I weighed the things in my hand and said, "I'll process these two swords for you..." You two have to recreate the scene of the year for me, and don't fall behind no matter how you fight. ”

The second fool took the dagger and made an assassination motion. The fat man lifted a piece of stuff to block, which is equivalent to Qin Wangding in the future. Then the fat man circled around the pillar, the second fool shouted and chased behind him, this time should be the most chaotic time, Qin Shi Huang fled around the pillar, Jing Ke chased with a sword, the ministers in the palace were in a panic, the two people ran one after the other and the two fools suddenly stood still in place, the fat man went around a circle and came face to face with him, the two fools happily shouted: "Bah! ”

I was taken aback, if this was the case back then, wouldn't the fat man be more than lucky?

But the fat man was quite confused, and suddenly kicked the second fool and said: "Hanging skin, press the block (when) the year drops."

I let out a sigh of relief, it turned out that the second fool was playing treasure, and I said angrily: "Kezi, pay attention to abide by the original plot!" ”

At this time, Qin Shi Huang suddenly twisted the long sword behind his back, and pulled out his bracelet with a "click" on his waist, and the second fool was caught off guard and ate a blow on his right leg, of course, Qin Shi Huang didn't really cut him.

I'm writing something on the ground with a brush.

When the two of them stopped, I pinned the brush to my ear and stood up and said, "The front part of the Kezi sword and the side of the Yingge long sword need to be processed, don't you feel distressed if the blade is smoothed?" ”

I took the swords of the two men and rubbed them on the ground, and suddenly the ground rubbed out of a trench, but the sword

What an obvious change, I lost patience after grinding for a while, threw it aside for a while and then got it, and now there is one last question... How much blood did you bleed when you two were fighting? ”

The two looked at each other, and the fat man pointed at the second fool and said, "He has a lot of grinning." ”

The second fool said angrily: "Do you want to do it again?"

I hurriedly waved my hand: "Don't argue, this is our main problem now." ”

In terms of details, there are two parties who are not difficult to handle, and the most difficult thing is the technical level, what do you think about two people copying guys and cutting for a long time without seeing any blood?

I walked around the room and said, "Now that the main prop is here, as for this blood... Brother Ying, do you have ketchup? ”

This time it can poke the sore spot of Qin Shi Huang, and the fat man said aggrievedly: "Yes, eat Xihong four (persimmon) egg noodles early if you are hungry." ”

I touched my head and said, "It's not easy to get it, I heard that the blood in the movie is made of ketchup..."

I asked, "Do you have any red paint?" ”

Qin Shi Huang nodded.

I punched my fist and said, "Isn't this over, Brother Ying, you ask someone to send some red paint, let's mix it into fake blood, and then let Kezi take it with you." ”

The second fool looked up at the sky, and suddenly said a very classic sentence: "Water can't hide the ground on the body..."

"We can find something to make a blood sac...", and I went crazy halfway through this: what is this realm going to use to make a blood sac at this time. There isn't even a disposable lunch box on the street

I staggered twice and said hurriedly, "What can I do about this, why don't you have anything in this place?" ”

The second fool said: "If it doesn't work, just use the real thing..."

My eyes lit up and I said, "By the way, I have plastic bags in my car." "That's the bun I put in my car before I got married, and the kind of easy-to-decompose environmentally friendly products are about to replace the plastic bags of the past, and the buns simply bought a big bundle with ulterior motives.

I said excitedly: "My idea is this, Brother Ying will take the sword I 'processed' tomorrow, and hang the blood sac on the Kezi, Brother Ying will depend on your kung fu, remember to cut it according to the place where the blood sac is hung... Kezi tests your acting skills, you have to pretend to be injured as soon as the water seeps out, don't act too badly and don't exaggerate, I always think you are a representative of that kind of strength and idol, don't let us down. ”

The second fool immediately pretended to be a Wu Lao Er and walked, and asked, "Is this okay?" ”

Qin Shi Huang: "Drag your feet a little more." ”

I packed up my things and said, "Time is pressing, I have to go back now, you two should be separated, I'll be back in a moment." ”

I walked to the door side by side with Qin Shi Huang, the fat man's eyes were already foggy, I quickly pulled him to the door of another room, pushed him hard behind his back, the fat man turned back blankly, and asked, "Who pushed his forehead?" ”

I ran away, ran outside and pulled Meng Yi's arm: "Run, the king is going to turn his face again..."

Meng Yi could only lead someone to run behind me, and within a day, he followed me to the king of their family and ran back and forth several times, and couldn't help but wonder: "Principal Xiao, what does it mean that the king is going to turn his face again?" ”

I told Li Si, who had just recovered his strength, to take care of the second fool and the fat man, return to the Xiao Mansion like the wind, first take two swords, one long and one short, and look at them for a while, quite scratching his head, it seems that it is not an easy job to smooth them out, and this job can't be done by others, just an electric grinding wheel... Then I saw my baby gold cup, I copied the two stupid dagger first tentatively pricked a few times on a wheel, although the feel is still rubber, but if you want to go in a little more you can't do it, it seems that I am also invulnerable, I asked someone to frame up and start the car, the four rapidly rotating wheels are like four electric grinding wheels...

I was wearing sunglasses on the car, and I was grinding the short sword of the second fool in my hand on a wheel, and the sparks splashed and shook for miles, and after a while, I saw that the short sword had been sharpened by me like a fathead fish.