Two stupid is right!

Looking at his familiar eyes, I really want to go up and hug him, the brother who did not hesitate to block the gun eye for me!

But the fool was very awe-inspiring, he just nodded when he saw me, and then > 45 degrees in the air, and before I could speak, suddenly another person turned out from behind the fool, this person was half a head taller than Jing Ke, his face was full of meat, his eyes were white and black, and he knew that he was a ruthless character at a glance, he glanced at me, and said in a contemptuous tone: "I have also seen a lot of monarchs of the Seven Kingdoms, why are there so many rules in your Qin State?" ”

I was surprised, "You are..."

"Murdered Qin Wuyang at the age of 13."

He's here too? The deputy who followed Jing Ke to stab Qin, the one who peed his pants in fright in the main hall, didn't look like a coward, but he was a little lacking in heart, and he said something about 13 killings, isn't this obviously to make people wary of him? Besides, what is there to brag about killing people at the age of 13, and I didn't say that when I introduced myself, I added "13-year-old Xiao is very strong when watching Mao films".

I finally know now why Prince Yan Dan's plan didn't succeed, you look at the two people sent, one is a fool and the other is lacking in heart, the golden partner of the "Dumb Meets Agua" version.

I lost my mind for a moment and reluctantly said, "Why are you here too?" ”

Qin Wuyang snorted and said, "Didn't you say summoning the envoy of the Yan Kingdom to make a salute, let's start quickly." ”

Blame me for not saying it clearly, in my subconscious, I didn't treat Qin Wuyang as a dish at all, but he is indeed the envoy of Yan Kingdom, what should I do? It's easy to take him out. But in that case, the second fool will definitely turn his face on the spot.

I had to let the two of them in first, Qin Wuyang sat on the mat with a big face, and pulled one leg, like a hooligan leader, and the second fool was low-key, very ordinary kneeling on the mat, this was the etiquette sitting posture at that time, and his eyes were staring at me for a moment, I laughed dryly, picked up the basin with the temptation grass and apples and moved it to the side. Looking at Qin Wuyang's posture with no one in his eyes, he is very likely to pick it up and eat it himself, this stunned young man is very passive.

Qin Wuyang said impatiently: "If you have anything to say, we all know the general etiquette." ”

Jing Ke glanced at him, and Qin Wuyang twisted his body a few times and sat up a little straighter.

No, you must first branch out this two poles, otherwise you won't be able to do anything, I pondered for a while, and suddenly had an idea, put my hand on my crotch and hung my head and said coldly: "The law of the Qin State, you must be familiar with our national policy before seeing the king." "It's just nonsense. I'm afraid I'm not as good as the two of them in terms of etiquette.

Qin Wuyang wondered: "What does your national policy have to do with us seeing King Qin?" ”

“… This is for the long-term interests and cooperation of our two countries. ”

After all, Qin Wuyang was still a messenger, so he had to say, "What is the content?" ”

"The first ... Uh..."I don't know what's there... I'm not a local. I had to say casually, "The first one is." If you want to be rich, have fewer children and more trees..."

Qin Wuyang was stunned: "This sounds fresh." ”

Isn't it new, the population of the Seven Kingdoms at the end of the Warring States Period was only tens of millions, and it was not yet time for family planning, and the ecology of the people would be good, and it was said that many strange people and wise people were born in woodcuting, and if it was forbidden to cut down indiscriminately, I am afraid that it would cut off the cradle of these people.

I cleared my throat and said, "Number two." Open defecation is prohibited. ”

Qin Wuyang: "... Is this your basic national policy? ”

I ignored him and said to myself, "The third one, listen to it, maybe it will be useful." ”

"What is it?" Qin Wuyang said helplessly.

"Barricade robbery, shoot on the spot!"

Qin Wuyang: "..."

I was talking nonsense on the side, Jing Ke just knelt there and looked at me fixedly, of course he didn't pay attention to what I was talking about, but he seemed to be very interested in me as a person, but he didn't know why this happened, so his eyes were a little confused.

I'll say three. I don't know what to say, I'm not an expert in the first place. In middle school, I could barely pass the political class with a small cheat sheet. I scratched my ears and cheeks for a long time, and suddenly pretended to be mysterious: "You know what." According to the research of our Qin State think tank, we have come to a conclusion that none of you six countries know. ”

"So what?" Qin Wuyang unconsciously took on the duties of a spy.

"It's more environmentally friendly to go out and take a car than to walk!"

Qin Wuyang: "..."

"Also, are there a lot of people in your country who complain that they can't afford to buy a house? Leave them alone, you just can't let everyone buy a house! ”

Qin Wuyang: "..."

I saw that Qin Wuyang was on the verge of collapse, so I hit the railroad while it was hot: "Next, I'll tell you about the fifty honors and fifty shames of our Qin State..."

Sure enough, Qin Wuyang frowned and said, "Can we not listen to these?" You just say what we should pay attention to when we see King Qin tomorrow. ”

I said with a straight face: "No, this is a rule, even if you don't listen, I have to finish speaking... First, be proud to know fifty honors and fifty shames, and be ashamed to not know fifty honors and fifty shames..."

Qin Wuyang cried and said with a sad face: "Isn't this nonsense, what's behind?" ”

"Be proud of remembering fifty honors, and be ashamed of not being able to memorize fifty honors and fifty shames..."

Qin Wuyang was dumbfounded.

"The third is to be proud to serve the king..."

Qin Wuyang said: "I'm ashamed of not being able to serve the king. ”

I glanced at him and said, "No, I'm ashamed of being arrogant and extravagant." "Don't let him think he can guess me!

Wuyang suddenly went crazy: "Who can remember this?" ”

I said lightly: "This should refer to the first and second articles, and I am ashamed of not knowing and not being able to memorize the fifty honors and fifty shames." ”

Qin Wuyang stopped talking.

I continued: "The fourth is to be proud of being forty newcomers, and to be ashamed of not being forty newcomers... As for what forty is a newcomer, I will explain it in detail to the two of you after talking about fifty honors and fifty shames. ”

"That..."Qin Wuyang no longer had an arrogant look. Cautiously stood up and said to me: "I'm sorry, I'm going to say goodbye first, as for the rest of the content, you can tell the Jing envoy to convey it to me, hehe, we have just arrived and there are still many things for me to go back and settle down." ”

I said, "Don't listen anymore?" The one hundred and three loves and one hundred and three hatreds mentioned later are very helpful in governing your country. ”

Qin Wuyang's face changed, and he smiled: "There is a chance... I have the opportunity to listen to Takami again, and I say goodbye! He didn't dare to look at me again, and fled at the door.

I asked someone to send him back to the museum first, and came back with a smile behind his back, I knew what this kind of person was most afraid of, and you might not be afraid of you if you shouted at him in person to kill him. But I'm afraid to listen to a long speech, just like I did back then, the teacher who violated discipline in class punished me for running a 5,000-meter run, and I was afraid that I would listen to the principal lecture on it during recess, the old man was quite wordy, and he also emphasized discipline, and we were not allowed to move, our playground was sandy land, and as soon as he spoke, I would keep my upper body still and then use my heels to plow the ground and play. One time the principal spoke for too long, and I buried myself until I was only half exposed...

I turned around and saw Jing Ke tilting his head and still looking at me. I smiled and said, "Does the Jing envoy think I'm a little familiar?" ”

Jing Ke scratched his head and said, "You are like a friend of mine who drinks dirty water." ”

“… Isn't that friend of yours dead? "I remember the second fool told me about this, and he did have a friend who drank dirty water to death, the day I wanted to give him the laundry water.

The second fool said blankly: "I also remember that I died... You may know someone who isn't dead. ”

I grabbed the fruit bowl and handed it to him, "Our Qin country specialty, taste it." ”

The second fool shook his head slowly: "I'm not hungry." ”

"This one quenches your thirst."

The second fool shook his head: "I'm not thirsty." ”

I picked up a piece of apple and stuffed it into my mouth, chewing it and jokingly, "You can't be afraid of poison, are you?" ”

The second fool shook his head: "Don't be afraid, you don't need to poison me if you want to kill me." ”

… Thousands of calculations or miscalculations. I didn't count the stubborn nerves of a fool, he will never eat if he doesn't want to eat, no matter whether you seduce or provoke, the logic of a fool is always that simple.

I said tentatively, "Do you know a guy named Gainie?" ”

"That's my friend." Fools quite naturally, without the slightest mood swing.

"That's... What about Xiao Zhao? I asked cautiously.

"Xiao Zhao..."The second fool suddenly muttered, "Who is Xiao Zhao, why do I feel so familiar?" ”

I pushed the fruit plate forward: "As I ate, I thought, he keeps telling me about you." ”

The second looked at me stupidly, mechanically picked up a piece of apple and put it in his mouth, but he didn't know how to chew it. Then he held his head and said in distress: "Who is Xiao Zhao?" ”

I heard Liu Lao Liu tell me that ordinary intellectually deficient people will have a certain degree of resistance to Meng Po Tang. I can see that Jing Ke, who didn't eat it, was very different from Xiang Yu and the fat man before he didn't eat it. He still had a hazy impression of me and Zhao Bai's face, and I put the temptation grass in the most obvious position. "If you think about it, maybe you'll remember it right away... Kezi, do you want money to buy batteries? Those little people in your semiconductor miss you too..."

Jing Ke's face was gloomy, his Adam's apple moved and swallowed the whole apple, and stretched out a hand in a daze: "Give me money, I'll buy batteries." ”

I was overjoyed, put the temptation grass in the palm of his hand, and before I could say anything, a man suddenly rushed into the door and shouted: "Hanging skin! "It's Qin Shi Huang!

When I saw him running in at this juncture, I was so shocked that I hurriedly stood up and gestured at him, and said in a steady tone, "You go out first, and I will send someone to call you to come in later." ”

The fat man didn't care about the three seven twenty-one arrows and rushed to the second fool to stop him and hug him, and shouted: "Hanging skin, you still want to stab the hungry and pinch?" ”

Jing Ke was hugged by someone, startled, looked down at Qin Shi Huang, suddenly broke free from his embrace, and said, "You are the King of Qin?" ”

The fat man was stunned, I couldn't hide it anymore, and shouted: "Brother Ying, run, he hasn't recovered his memory yet!" ”

But it was too late for the fat man to run, Jing Ke was a killer after all, he pulled the fat man in his arms, and the thumb of the other hand stuck the index finger on the fat man's neck, and then faced me and shouted: "Don't move!" ”

I just lifted a small ding, hurriedly put it down and stepped back, and waved my hands wildly: "Kezi, don't mess around, everyone is their own people!" ”

The fat man danced under Jing Ke's hostage and said fearlessly: "Dog Ridi, you know how to sprinkle (kill) hunger, you know how to sprinkle hunger..."

Jing Ke was extremely calm, seeing that Qin Shi Huang's eyes did not show any emotion, his mouth moved and said calmly: "Before I kill you... Pay me back the 300 you owe me. ”