Before the story fully unfolds, I need to introduce myself (just write the book in the first person, you bite me?). My name is Xiao Qiang, 27 years old, before I was 15 years old, I spent many years with this stable name, with the popularity of a "Tang Bohu Autumn Fragrance" and the appearance of that amazing cockroach, I have a new name: Xiaoqiang.

Don't think I'm a vagrant, I'm strictly a manager (there are so many managers, measure words need to be strips), and I'm in charge of a pawnshop.

What the? Don't have a pawnshop now? That is, you are lonely and unheard, in fact, in your city you just need to look for it, maybe you can find it in the corners, of course, it is impossible to pick up a piece of torn clothes and go in to change a string of copper, in fact, we don't even receive famous brands like Versace Armani, our most welcome pawn is a car and real estate certificate, of course, the old world gold and silver and antiques are indispensable, this pawnshop is called "Ji Hao", our boss's surname is Hao, since the advent of "No. 8 Pawnshop", My pawnshop has a nickname: the first number (Hao Jihao) pawnshop.

Of course, the current pawnshop can't be as high as the counter in the past, in fact, its decoration is according to the real estate sales department: spacious living room, crystal glass table with LCD computer, surrounded by a circle of leather sofas, except for no model, exactly the same as the sales center. In this kind of environment, everyone should try to be as calm as possible, even though you may have known that we were making black money before you came in.

I haven't seen Boss Hao for half a year, he gave me an account with 200,000 yuan and never appeared again, in the second half of last year, I only made a single business: 60,000 yuan as a new 8 percent Passat, this single business made just enough money for a year's hardware expenses, as for my salary - 1400 per month, I have to post money to Boss Hao, no one knows what the old fox has in mind, anyway, according to industry insiders, he has never done money-losing business.

I am not only the manager of this pawnshop, but also the only employee, in fact, I also have a deputy manager named Lao Pan, is a 45-year-old middle-aged man, in charge of identifying antiques, since I know him I have seen him twice, the first time is to eat with Boss Hao, the second time is to ask him to test a silver ticket that is said to be the Republic of China period, Lao Pan took a look at it and left, he said to me at the door: "Then there is a direct police call to the police if you take the silver ticket of the Republic of China as a silver ticket......

That's probably the case for me, my pawnshop is on a very deserted street, and I don't want to do anything every day, but I didn't expect it to be irritated when something happened. I'm a goddamn reservist, and I have to receive clients who come to me.

Just when I was just a little mentally prepared, the first customer Liu Lao Liu brought me was actually Jing Ke.

As I said, Xiao Jing is about 1.77 meters tall, very tall, wearing coarse cloth clothes, and the funniest thing is that his eyes are astigmatism: when one of his eyes is looking at you, the other eye is like hiding in the temple.

It's not surprising that people are killers, and they need to see six ways.

It was this Xiao Jing who sang pathetic hip-hop on the edge of Yi Shui before assassinating King Qin, and Gao Yuanli gave him a drum kit to see him off, which was very popular. It's a pity that Xiao Jing is not good at learning and art, and was beaten by King Qin, Xiao Jing opened his legs in a rage, and made a very suggestive action at King Qin (the above text is excerpted from the second chapter of Chapter n of "History of Millennial Drama": Jing Ke stabbed Qin, edited by Zhang Xiaohua).

Liu Lao Liu sent Jing Ke down and beat him away.

Jing Ke didn't seem to have recovered from the defeat, he looked dumbfounded, not interested in anything new, he looked down at his feet and said, "You are the owner of the 'fairyland'?" Give me a suite, and I'll call you the rest. ”

This one...... Accommodation is not a problem, there are two rooms and a warehouse above the pawnshop, my girlfriend and I occupy one room, I led Jing Ke up, he sat on the ground stupidly, muttering: "Why...... Why......"

I closed the door and came out only to find myself sweating: from now on, I have already embarked on a journey to become an immortal, and the first "customer" I received was actually Jing Ke, the first assassin in ancient and modern times. I looked at the wall clock on the wall, and my girlfriend was almost off work.

I've told you a long time ago that I'm unlucky, have you seen a few male protagonists in time-traveling novels who have girlfriends from the beginning? Even if there is, it's as beautiful as a fairy, right?

Baozi's surname is Xiang, her full name is Xiang Spore, her father is the kind of old accountant who wears soy sauce bottle-bottom glasses and army-green sleeves, and hopes that his daughter will grow up to be a glorious people's teacher, full of peach and plum, like a spore plant......

But the only good thing that this name brings to Baozi is: Miss Xiang Spore looks very much like Baozi, she works in the steamed bun shop across the street from me, the specific job is to welcome the door, their shop is a kind of soup dumplings that are very famous in the local area, Baozi used to be responsible for serving dishes, and the guests only need to shout: Baozi - Baozi will subconsciously turn back, and then either hit the plate or smash the bowl, and finally the manager had to transfer her to the door as a greeting - about this, can only be explained by their manager is a good person, It is impossible for him to think differently about Baozi, because I know that their manager is a man who does not dare to go home alone after watching "Midnight Bell", and he definitely does not have this kind of courage!

If you're going to ask me why I fell in love with buns, it's definitely a beautiful mistake, an afternoon that didn't recruit anyone and didn't mess with anyone (this sentence sounds familiar?). I walked down the street very harmlessly, in front of me a woman with a perfect figure to the extreme, this woman was Baozi, and then Baozi, a woman full of paradoxes, aroused my curiosity, on a night with ulterior motives, we admired Muto Ran, Ozawa, Toyomaru, Kurokika, she savagely zhan had me, and at the most soul-destroying moment, she whimpered and asked me: "Who am I?" ”

I straightened up and said, seemingly in pain, "Wife! ”

That's all there is to it.

Buns are coming back, how do I tell her?

My dear, I'm going to become an immortal, Jing Ke is upstairs from us?

Thinking that I hurriedly ran upstairs, found a set of clothes and gave them to Jing Ke, and lied to him that everyone who went to the "fairyland" had to change into clothes according to the rules, but this guy ignored me, still in a daze, and said, "Why...... Why ......"

I know that this person is not very good-tempered, and the biggest legend of being a killer all his life is that he has not killed anyone, and his depression is knowable. I had no choice but to say out loud:

"Don't you think you're too short?"

Jing Ke was startled, looked up and asked me, "Which one am I short?" Does this have anything to do with shortness? ”

Angry with me, why are the ancients so h? I exclaimed, "Your sword is too short!" ”

Jing Ke suddenly took out a hairpin and green short sword from his arms: "Oh, I thought you were talking about my hair......

(Xiaohua has to change two books at the same time, "The World of Flowers" 4 more a day, this book strives to be two more a day)

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