In the midst of the excitement, I suddenly remembered the Spring Festival last year, and I celebrated the New Year with all my customers, and at this time, I don't know who felt the same way with me, and sighed: "It would be nice to be able to drink with Yue Jiajun's little cubs and Jing Ke again." ”

I subconsciously took out my mobile phone to call Jin Shaoyan, I have been busy with Fang La and the heroes in the past two days, I didn't care about asking him or receiving his call, if there is no accident, he should still be consuming with the bustard, after the phone is connected, there is a "drop" sound, Jin Shaoyan's voice suddenly sounded: "Brother Qiang, what you heard below is my message, I have met the teacher and made her recover her memory..."

I was overjoyed, and I only heard Jin Shaoyan continue: "But please forgive me for making a decision: I don't plan to go back - at least I don't want to go back now, my teacher and I have found a beautiful and quiet little place, we are ready to spend the rest of our lives, I am very happy, thank you for everything you have done for us, as for the family, you know that grandmother and her old people are different from ordinary people, she already has a premonition on the first day I left, I believe that she will understand me if she understands the whole process of things, of course, If I really miss you, I'll find a way to contact you, I know the way to Liangshan..."

I jumped up with a scream and scolded: "Jin Shaoyan, you bastard, you finally killed Lao Tzu!" ”

The people next to me looked at me from a distance and whispered, "Who is this?" ”

The phone recording was silent for a while, as if there was something to say, and sure enough, I only heard a beautiful female voice call out in a complicated voice: "Cousin..."

I held the phone up in the air -- I didn't want to smash it. In the end, he could only walk around in place, muttering in his mouth: "This little bastard, this little bastard..."

Before I took him to find Master Li, I emphasized to him that I must be able to contact him at all times, but it was probably because of this that Jin Shaoyan deliberately avoided me: he was afraid that I would prevent him from being with Master Li because of the Heavenly Dao and the Human Realm Axis, so he simply fled with Master Li.

This is the typical approach of a wealthy son, naïve, naïve, selfish, but there is also a simple childishness, which makes you really hate it, and I will laugh dumbly after a while. Actually, I didn't say I wouldn't let them be together. I just asked them to quietly enter the village, don't shoot, because I don't know if Song Huizong will turn his head into a Mexican cactus for a woman like Wu Sangui's old traitor, maybe without Master Li, this kid will work hard to create a great Song Dynasty - even so, I never thought of sending Master Li back, I just hope that if it really comes to that point, Master Li can come up with an idea or something, it seems that Jin Shaoyan still doesn't understand me, in his heart, I will specialize in losing power and humiliating the country? The next time I see him, I have to buckle him with a brick!

After a night of partying, it was finally time to separate. I left the signal booster on the car in Liangshan, from its power and radiation range, it can be used in Liangshan at least in the future to the Sui and Tang dynasties and the Three Kingdoms period, I asked the heroes to leave at least two telephones for backup, although Lao Wang was born as a carpenter, but the electrician fitter will, we have to leave a few days later He is ready to install a landline for Liangshan.

When we went down the mountain, many people were sent by two people, such as Fang La, who sent Lao Wang. Wu Song sent Fang Zhenjiang and his family, I checked it carefully before getting into the car, there is nothing wrong with people, anyway, there are 9 in total, I am afraid that these lawless guys will come to a package adjustment plan to experience life in a dislocation. It's not that they can't do it with their personalities.

When our car was slowly moving, I saw Wang Ying and Hu Sanniang were getting tired, Hua Rong took his wife and waved at Ran Dongye, and Li Tianyan stood with his four wives, and I noticed that the young woman next to him really had two cute tiger teeth. Fang Jie is tall. A beautiful girl is looking at him stupidly, it may be Lao Wang's wife's niece Erya. Because of the overload, Tong Yuan sat on Fang Zhenjiang's lap, and the two of them probably broke through the last layer of obstacles - of course, I won't delve into whether they broke through last night or before.

I sighed as I drove, "How many people do you think I've made this trip?" ”

Fang Zhenjiang said: "If there is a suitable one for my eldest brother, I will also touch one, anyway, our people over there don't need to apply for visas to come here, what a good man my eldest brother is." ”

I said with a calm face: "This is not the time to carry forward the spirit of your mountaineering, the problem of tens of millions of singles over there has not been solved, and a large number of beautiful women resources have been lost to capitalist countries and some people eat more and occupy more, you still want to run a marriage agency?" ”

Fang Zhenjiang pouted and said: "You can't just stare at one end, why don't you say that Jin Shaoyan is trapped in the Northern Song Dynasty, that kid is going to be a disaster in modern times, how many girls and children?" ”

Tong Yuan said: "There are a lot of single beauties in history, I think the eldest brother and Sister Mulan are quite suitable." ”

Bao Jin said: "Don't bring this, you are obviously discriminating against regions, aren't the people of the Northern Song Dynasty richer than the people of the Northern Dynasties?" Bao Jin suddenly found that a carload of people was not married, and then he picked his mouth and said, "Eh, you say which dynasty has the most gentle and beautiful women, I won't compete for places with our 21st century bachelors." ”

Lao Wang smiled: "If you want me to say that women in the fifties and sixties are the best, subtle, traditional, and can cook." ”

Bao Jin said with a bitter face: "Don't, the streets are full of women in the fifties and sixties, but I am a post-70s generation-"

Wang Yin laughed and said: "Then you will find a post-90s generation, the brain-dead kind, full of Martian texts, copying texts similar to the Bodhidharma Ancestor Yijin Sutra, absolutely with you." ”

Bao Jin said angrily: "Bah, don't insult our good things. ”

Pang Wanchun cautiously asked Baojin: "That gold, you have been a monk for so long, will there be a psychological obstacle when you get married again?" ”

I smiled and said: "It doesn't matter if it's psychological, it's troublesome for the physiological one, Wang Yin said awkwardly: "Didn't you read "Three Words and Two Beats", monks are all good skills. ”

The more I talk about it, the more I don't slip away...

After sending them back to Yucai, I was physically and mentally exhausted, and I drove the broken bread back home, opposite our house. The two old gods moved a small horse and squinted in the sun, and when they saw me coming back, He Tiandou stretched out his hand and wanted to say something to me, I waved my hand and said categorically: "Don't talk to me, I have to sleep first about the world." ”

He Tiandou wanted to say something more, but I said sternly: "I said don't talk to me!" ”

He Tiandou said: "But..."

I said, "Don't mess with me!" Is it so difficult to let people live, and want to sleep peacefully? ”

Liu Lao Liu smiled and pulled He Tiandou and said, "Leave him alone." ”

I snorted and said to He Tiandou: "You should really learn from Lao Liu to be a man." ”

He Tiandou sighed and was silent, I just took two steps when I heard Liu Laoliu gloating and whispering to He Tiandou, the voice was too small to hear, so I heard it intermittently: "What did you tell him to do... Let's buns... Look at his crotch... Go for bad luck. ”

I looked down. Sure enough, the zipper of my pants was open. This is riding on a horse and slashing with Shi Bao's knife like this, I turned around and said angrily: "Liu Laoliu, why are you so not a thing?" ”

Liu Lao Liu smiled and said, "It's you who don't let us talk." ”

He Tiandou said leisurely at this time: "Hey, it seems that I will have to learn from Lao Liu in the future." ”

I laughed and said, "You are a gentleman, how can you compare it to this kind of drying land." ”

Liu Lao Liu sat on the horse and danced with his hands: "What is a gentleman?" Gentlemen are stupid B, Xiang Yu is not a gentleman, and he still can't fight the villain Liu Bang. ”

He Tiandou smiled: "So I always can't fight you." ”

Liu Laoliu said modestly: "Neither of us can fight Xiaoqiang." ”…

I asked them, "Xiang Yu, is there a Hongmen banquet?" ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "It will take a while." ”

Now that I'm talking about it again, I simply ask, "What if I want to bring my customers back?" ”

Liu Laoliu shook his hand vigorously and said: "Didn't I tell you, this is absolutely not good, everyone is sent back by heaven." You're going to die if you pull it back, but I know what you're thinking - if you want the old gang to get together on their territory, but people who still have unfinished tasks on the idea list can't just walk around. ”

I looked up and thought about it, taking the five-person group as an example, the fat men Xiang Yu and Liu Bang still have tasks, but Master Li is okay and was abducted by Jin Shaoyan, and I don't know what year and month I want to get together again.

I waved my hands in frustration and headed home. When I entered the bedroom, Baozi was lying on the bed reading a prenatal education magazine, and I fell into the bed without a sound and fell asleep with her in my arms.

I'm really tired, and it's easy to get tired after doing too much of this part-and-match thing, and I admit that I may have been affected by buns in this. Now I like to be very lively, so I want to put everyone together and drink and fart, but the fact is so helpless, we are like a group of rats separated by wooden boards, we can smell each other but can't see each other.

As soon as Fang La's matter was over, I finally got my wish and lived a peaceful life. During this period, I occasionally received a few calls from heroes and Fang La. The group lived a lawless life and lived happily like bald dogs bathing in the river on dog days.

According to them. The Kingdom of Jin has begun to encroach on the territory of the Great Song Dynasty...

I also tried to call Jin Shaoyan a few times, but there was no news at all, but the old Empress Dowager Jin was very calm, as if her grandson really just went on a trip to get married.

I also wanted to drive the car and go around the timeline again, but strangely, the broken car in the state of no mission basically could not successfully run faster than the speed of light in Einstein.

After two months like this, the days of saying goodbye to customers began again, this time the first to go was Qin Hui's scumbag, the old bastard walked quite sadly, we almost forgot him, or the day after he left, Yue Fei called me, and when he said goodbye to another journey in the world, there was only one person who had been framed by himself in his previous life to send him off, Qin Hui didn't know if there would be any emotion, but Yue Fei said that his work attitude during this time was very correct, and he helped the Commission for Discipline Inspection pull out a lot of corrupt officials.

Next is Su Wu Su Hou Ye, my group of customers because they know the matter of the human axis, so they look very light on the farewell, basically every goodbye is a lively "homecoming farewell party", but Su Hou Ye is a bit of an exception, his departure means that it is 19 years of Ru Mao drinking blood, I took his hand and resolutely promised him, as long as he left the front foot I will send him an electric mattress on the back foot, but Su Hou Ye doesn't care about this, playing is a survival limit.

And then there are the artists and doctors, Wang Xizhi, Liu Gongquan and others I have collected the ink treasures, except for giving Gu Ye a copy and Fei Sankou a copy for his daughter to practice calligraphy, it is easy not to show it to others, Bian Que and Hua Tuo's anti-cancer research has entered a critical stage of cytology, and the two of them cherished a stack of materials to me for safekeeping, saying that if there is a chance to play with them, in addition to bringing a copy to them, It can also be left to my clients who will be doctors in the future, such as Li Shizhen, Zhang Zhongjing and others, so that they can have the opportunity to stand on the shoulders of giants and continue to move forward.

Yu Boya was full of anticipation to see Zhong Ziqi again, and consulted Bian Hua and the two miracle doctors about the symptoms he heard about Zhong Ziqi before his death, and finally deduced that Zhong Ziqi only died of ordinary flu...

One of the troubles is that Zhang Zeduan has developed a bad habit since he discovered the carbon strips: sketching the human body on the toilet door as soon as he goes to the toilet - it is really an exercise from a purely artistic perspective, and we know that Chinese painters are not strong in sketching the human body. But the bad is bad after Zhang Zeduan sketched the human body, those vivid toilet door carbon pen drawings were used by a few bad ass students to add a lot of hidden organs to become a filthy toilet culture, this matter has a very bad impact, I instructed Mao Sui to launch psychological suggestion means to quickly solve the case, although the case was solved, but what to do with those paintings? To wipe, reluctant, originally I also wanted to apply for an intangible cultural heritage with the Yucai wall, not wipe, too unsightly, I can only find Lao Wang to replace these doors and store them in the warehouse, in the history of Yucai, this matter is called the toilet door incident.