Chapter 126: Marriage Certificate

With these two "unspeakable" at the bottom, we have finally succeeded most of our things tonight, as for what the two unspeakable sentences of Li Tianyan and Lao Wang are, I am afraid that we will never know...

In fact, Wang Yin may not have anything "unspeakable", he just doesn't bother to think about it, I don't believe who hasn't seen the unsavory little privacy, I suddenly thought, if suddenly one day a guy who looks exactly like me finds me and says that he is my reincarnation, what do I have to say to make me believe him, I pondered for a while, and also remembered a few words, that is... Well, don't say, can't say!

Lao Wang got Fang La and said, "Think about what I said, will this soldier accept it or not?" ”

Fang La looked at his subordinates, stood up and said solemnly: "I have decided, and I will withdraw my troops." ”

Shi Bao said: "Then where are we going, so many brothers follow, we can't let them fend for themselves, right?" ”

I said, "This can be discussed with the people of Liangshan, as long as you strike the army, they will also have to find a way out, if not, they will all go to Liangshan first." ”

Fang Jie snorted and said, "Do you want us to send someone under the fence?" ”

Fang La said: "That's not what you say, if you can be together, everyone is a brother, what do you say?" ”

I found that Fang La is really a master who does what he says, which is much more pleasing than that Li Zicheng, Li Zicheng is a failed politician, but a failed politician is also a politician, Fang La is a real hero, I estimate that he will be near Shandong, and he has already been "earned" by Song Jiang to go up the mountain.

At this time, the two Wang Yin came back leisurely, and I asked, "How is it?" ”

Costume Wang Yin No. 1 said casually: "The comparison has passed." It's brothers! ”

The two Pang Wanchun also walked back to the big tent with a smile, and I asked again, "What about the two of you?" ”

Pang Wanchun No. 1 couldn't help but say happily: "Now I don't have to worry about dealing with that Huarong." ”

I was stunned: "What kind of Hua Rong is you dealing with, Brother Fang has already decided to withdraw his troops." ”

Deng Yuanjue and Baojin smiled at each other: "Fortunately, we didn't fight, so we saved a lot of effort." ”

Li Tianyan No. 2 said to No. 1: "Now you should believe me completely, give you a word of advice, be kind to those wives, you will be happy in this life." The next life is my retribution! ”

Li No. 1 said: "Why don't you lead the two of you?" ”

Li No. 2: "..."

Present. The 12 Heavenly Kings and the two Fang Las gathered together in a lively group, and after chatting for a while, they began to discuss future matters, Fang La said: "If the two families strike the army, they will have to deal with a lot of aftermath, I think I have to go and meet with Song Jiang." ”

Fang Jie saw that his uncle had made up his mind, so he didn't say much about the issue of boycotting the army, and glanced at us worriedly: "Uncle, is it safe or not?" ”

Lao Wang sighed and said, "Stinky boy, you have never treated me as a dish." I'm telling you, if you want to marry Erya, I don't agree with you, it's no fun! ”

Fang Jie was shocked: "How do you know about this? ”

I wondered, "Who is Erya?" Fang La whispered to me: "My wife's maiden niece is Xiaojiedi's cousin - why don't I know about this?" ”

Lao Wang smiled: "Of course you don't know, the marriage of these two should have been decided half a year later, didn't you separate the two children who preemptively joined the soldiers?" ”

Fang Jie said happily: "So I and Erya finally became?" ”

Lao Wang said regretfully: "The marriage is decided, but unfortunately you died in battle before the round house." ”

Fang Jie took Lao Wang's hand and said, "Uncle, this matter depends on you to preside." ”

Fang La said angrily: "You little bastard who has milk is a mother." Don't forget that I'm your uncle too! ”

Fang Jie said with a sad face: "You two killed me." ”

The crowd laughed.

Lao Wang stopped smiling and said to Fang La: "Let's go to see Song Jiang, and I will guarantee your safety with my life." ”

Fang La said: "Don't say anything outside the world, let's do it, in order not to let the other party think too much, Xiaojie, don't go first." Rectify the soldiers and horses, let's prepare to go to Liangshan, to be honest, everyone is poor, follow me to eat, no one wants to pin their heads to their trouser belts. ”

I said, "There's one more thing to do, and we just bring that short man Wang Ying that you caught during the day." ”

Fang La said: "This is easy to say. Come. Bring that Wang Ying up. ”

At that moment, there were soldiers escorting Wang Ying in, and this was tied up. With a face full of indignation, he said: "There is a kind of you let go of grandpa, let's fight to the death again!" ”

Li Tianyan No. 1 can learn well now, glared and said: "If you want to be shameless, you have become like this, why should Lao Tzu live and die with me?" ”

Wang Ying snorted and said, "Then you have to kill or chop..."

"Shut up!" I walked behind Wang Ying and untied his rope and said, "Did you have such a captive course when you first studied art?" Wang Ying was surprised: "Xiaoqiang, why are you here?" ”

"When you go back, let your wife talk to you slowly, let's go."

We have Lao Wang and Fang La, there is more Wang Ying than when I came, and there is one less Li Tianyan No. 1, and I quickly returned to the base camp of Liangshan, I found Lu Junyi and others, and immediately urgently gathered all the leaders of Liangshan for a meeting.

After a while, the three or three people walked over, they saw Fang La, and some came over to say hello, through a day of hard fighting, although the two families are still enemies for the time being, but they have already sympathized with each other, Fang La returned the salute while smiling: "Sure enough, they are all brothers with the right temper." ”

After the people arrived, I accompanied Fang La and Lao Wang and they sat in the front row of Tiangang Star according to the etiquette of the guests, Song Jiang stared at Fang La with both eyes, and stopped talking several times, beside him, as the supervisor of the army, Wang Taiwei looked even more uncertain, and he didn't know what kind of gourd we were selling in the gourd.

Wu stood up with a clear throat and said: "Brothers, congratulations, I have planned in advance that there has been no major mistake until now, Brother Fang Lafang has agreed to withdraw the troops, and we can be regarded as having completed our merits." ”

There was a cheer below. Fang La stood up with a smile, hugged his fist at everyone, and suddenly a few heroes who had problems at the Yucai meeting shouted, "Brother Fang, let's say a few words." ”

Fang La: "Uh... I basically don't have anything to say, Fang Mou is not an unreasonable person, until now I don't know that everyone is merciful during the day, thank you here, I also compensate this Wang Ying brother for my little nephew. ”

Everyone said: "Brother Fang is too outside." ”

Wang Ying was tired of Hu Sanniang and smiled at this time. I didn't take the capture to heart for a long time. It's just that Hu Sanniang ignores him again.

Wu Yong waved his hand and said: "The matter has been said, we have discussed it just now, Brother Fang needs a place to settle after collecting the troops, what Brother Junyi and I mean is to invite Brother Fang to go to Liangshan together, but Brother Fang has become famous by himself, let's not force him to join the gang, in the future, he and we will all be the co-masters of Liangshan, if Brother Fang has a favorite place to go." We need to help him rebuild his home. ”

Everyone said again: "Let's go, let's have a lot of fun together in the future." ”

Fang La greeted everyone with a smile.

Wu Yong said: "Then this matter is decided?" ”

Everyone: "It's decided." ”

"Okay, let's go back to our camp, pack up our things and go to Liangshan."

Everyone applauded, and each moved his own small bench to prepare to dismiss the meeting. "Stop, all of you!" A person with a nose that is not a nose and a face that is not a face stood up and said angrily: "Do you still have my big brother in your eyes?" "It's Song Jiang.

When people looked back, they realized that they had almost forgotten about this boss, and Song Jiang pressed his hands on the table. said angrily: "Who agrees that you will go back to the mountain, do you want to rebel again?" ”

Everyone looked at Wu Yong, and when he played a round, Song Jiang's status and influence in Liangshan could not be ignored, and everyone had to admit that if there was no Song Jiang's initial appeal, there would be no prosperity in Liangshan. So no one wants to come out and argue with him.

Wu Yong looked at Song Jiang and said warmly: "Brother, didn't you say it in advance?" ”

Song Jiang waved his hand and said, "I don't care, I know that if you do this, you will be a repeated villain!" ”

Lao Wang said unhappily: "Brother Song, then what do you say you want everyone to do?" The two strikers shook hands and said that they would not do anything with you. Do you have to kill each other and fight to the death to be happy? ”

Song Jiang raised his head with his chest straightened and said with a righteous and awe-inspiring look: "I only know that a good man should serve the court and be loyal to the country." This is also for the future of the brothers, so that no one will call us Liangshan thieves again. ”

Lao Wang smiled and shook his head and said: "What you said is not right, when everyone is on Liangshan, the court can't move you, although they call you a thief, they are really afraid of you in their hearts, and even have to secretly admire you as a character, but just because you recruit An to work for those bastards, they really look down on you, even if you don't say it, you can really be treated as a lackey from now on..." The heroes all nodded.

Wang Taiwei was already speechless at this time, and said tremblingly: "I, I... Leader Song, you can't just watch them rebel. ”

I interjected: "We are not rebelling, so let's do it, we always recognize that Liangshan is an inalienable part of the territory of the Song Dynasty, and promise the court that it will never be king, right?" ”

Song Jiang just said like a stubborn child: "I don't care, I don't care, anyway, if you want to go up Liangshan again, you have to step on my corpse." ”

Lu Junyi said slowly: "Big brother, those who know the times are Junjie, you don't want to chill the hearts of the brothers." ”

Why use it?

To say that in the past, Lao Lu was definitely biased towards the Zhao'an faction, and a big landlord like him who had a house and land at home was unwilling to live under the name of a thief, but after experiencing one accident after another, Lao Lu was already a staunch revolutionary fighter.

Song Jiang sighed: "The people's hearts are scattered, and the team is not easy to lead!" ”

Everyone begged together: "Big brother, go up the mountain!" ”

Song Jiang suddenly said angrily: "Don't mention it again, I, Song Jiangning, will not obey, and I will no longer stop my brothers who are willing to go up the mountain, and I welcome those who are willing to follow me to continue to serve the imperial court!" ”

As soon as this sentence came out, everyone looked at each other, this is to openly engage in separatism! Li Kui hesitantly stood up and walked to Song Jiang's side, and said in frustration: "Brother of all families. I Tie Niu is a rough person who can't lie, if I want to say in my heart, I am really willing to follow everyone to Liangshan to be happy, but Brother Gongming is kind to me, where he goes, Tie Niu can only follow, I can't help but be very happy. ”

None of us thought that the first anti-bone boy would be the honest Li Kui, and then. Another veteran came out and said, "I am also willing to follow Brother Song Jiang." At first glance, it was a double whip. Hu Yanzhuo looked at everyone's dissatisfied expressions, and sighed: "Brothers, it's not that I'm greedy for wealth and nobility, everyone also knows that I was tortuous when I went up the mountain, I Hu Yanzhuo was arrested as a court official, I joined the gang, I was not afraid of death, but I later fell in love with all of you well-known men, but everyone didn't know that my Huyan family was full of loyalty." The ancestral training is very strict, since I went up the mountain the elders of the clan have passed down the word, I will not be allowed to recognize the ancestors in the future, if our brothers have been on the mountain to get away with it, since ancient times loyalty and filial piety can not be both, today to this step of the field, but also forgive me to take a step back, but you can rest assured. If the imperial court wants me to conquer Liangshan again, I can only thank each other with death and never embarrass my brothers. In the final analysis, Hu Yanzhuo still can't get rid of the shackles of old ideas.

Then, a few more people hesitated to stand on Song Jiang's side, but they all had their own reasons.

Lao Wang sighed and said, "Hey. This is the consequence of class impurity. ”

If I think about it, the composition of Fang La's side is very simple, and almost all of them are tenants and poor peasants, so the revolutionary enthusiasm is high, and there is no turning back. And there are all kinds of people on Liangshan. Small craftsmen, charlatans. The big landlords, big hooligans, the middle class, and high-ranking civil servants are also all inclusive, so this revolutionary nature is also wavering, especially in the 54 non-fertile land, where the feudal ideology is deep-rooted, and there are those who hold the speculative psychology of luck.

In an instant, the separation or separation became a stalemate, the Zhao'an faction represented by Song Jiang and the Shangshan faction represented by Yucai 54 are definitely two irreconcilable contradictions, this is an unprecedented crisis faced by Liangshan, and its consequences can lead to Liangshan falling apart again and existing in name only.

I was so anxious that I scratched my ears and cheeks, Tong Yuan suddenly walked up to me and whispered: "Xiaoqiang, since you can bring Zhenjiang to make them believe you first, and you can find Lao Wang to let Fang La collect his troops, then think about who else you can find to persuade Song Jiang to go up the mountainβ€”β€”"

I smiled wryly, "You know everything?" ”

Tong Yuan chuckled: "Yes, thank you for giving me a tiger hero." ”

Fang Zhenjiang blushed and said: "It's my brother who fights the tiger, let's just say that we are the same person, I also belong to unconscious actions, and it is the same nature as a fool to kill people." ”

I stabbed Lao Wang and said, "Is there anyone on Liangshan who is more authoritative than Song Jiang?" ”

Lao Wang shook his head and said, "I can't think of it, we are not a system..."

Fang Zhenjiang also said: "Yes, Song Jiang, this kid is not very good, but I wonder why he is so popular, in fact, what he said is not right, Song Jiang, this kid must not say that people are not good, at least he can sincerely help those down-and-out friends before he goes up the mountain, he wants to recruit An, no one can tell what he thinks, but he can't just say that he is for fame and fortune, and there are reasons why he really wants to do something for the country, how can this person say it, it can only be attributed to a tragic figure who has been poisoned by feudal ideology."

When he was helpless, Baojin's eyes suddenly lit up and said, "Yes! ”

I asked him, "What's there?" ”

Bao Jin said: "Liangshan is more powerful than Song Jiang's prestige highlanders, there are!" ”

We asked him, "Who?" ”

Bao Jin whispered a person's name on my ear, and I was delighted, "yes, how did I forget this person?" "It's still someone who has been familiar with "Water Margin" since childhood.

Song Jiang was continuing to make his splitting speech there, and I said, "Brother Song Jiang, let me have a word with you. ”

Song Jiang said coldly: "What do you want to tell me?" ”

I walked up quickly and said a word to him in a low voice, Song Jiang's face changed greatly, and he almost sat down on the ground, and finally said dejectedly: "That's it, go back to Liangshan!" ”

When everyone heard him say that he returned to the mountain, they were overjoyed, and they all felt strange, and asked me: "Xiaoqiang, what did you say to the eldest brother?" ”

I smiled incomprehensibly and said, "Don't say, don't say..."

Many people secretly speculated: "Could it be that Xiaoqiang is the reincarnation of Brother Song Jiang?" ”

In fact, what I said to Song Jiang was: "Do you have to ask me to bring Chao Gai before you agree to go up the mountain?" ”

If you want to say that the prestige on Liangshan is higher than that of the Song River, I am afraid that only Chao Gai, Chao Tianwang Huo and Wang Lun have been. Widely accepted and collected from all directions, only then did he have the skeleton of Liangshan, and Chao Gai is the real style of the big brother of the rivers and lakes, but everyone who went up the mountain was convinced by him, Lin Chong, Wu Yong, and the Ruan family brothers, these early elites were Chao Gai's sworn friends, if it wasn't for being shot to death by Shi Wengong later, Song Jiang would have been the second-in-command. That's why I said I'm going to get Chao Gai - it's not to scare him. Although we can't go to any dynasty now, but after all, it will be a matter of time or time, find He Tiandou to calculate the underground foothold, and it is not a problem to pick him up at all, Song Jiang is scared, he dares to play tricks with people because he knows that heroes can't wipe face, after all, he is the boss of this gang, and he must pay attention to faithfulness in the rivers and lakes. But Chao Gai is coming, that's another matter, Chao Gai is a person, he knows very well, when the time comes, he will raise his arms and call him betrayed his relatives, but he is afraid that he will not even have a place to live.

With Song Jiang's compromise, Fang La and Liang Shan finally reconciled completely, and the life and death enemies in the previous life became close friends in this life. After consulting with me, I agreed to temporarily "lend" my flagpole to them to continue to hang the banner of the Heavenly Path.

Fang La, Lao Wang and the Four Heavenly Kings all returned to Fang La's camp and packed up their things to prepare to go up the mountain, on the other hand, their fourteen brothers also took the opportunity to get together, after all, they didn't know what year and month they would meet after this matter was over.

There was a commotion. Hu Sanniang looked left and right, and suddenly grabbed a person from under the table and shouted, "Haha, the old lady has been looking for you for a long time." ”

The person he caught in his hands was Captain Wang, and the old man was already frightened. Straight in mid-air. Hu Sanniang shouted: "What do you say this person should do? ”

This question is actually a lot of questions, and these bandits are not just playing to kill people. Not to mention this kind of waste as Wang Taiwei, but everyone peeked at me, they knew that we modern people are soft and bloodless, so I waved my hand impatiently: "Sprinkle (kill) and sprinkle it." "We've seen a lot of battles, and at this time, we don't have time to entangle with him as a third- or fourth-rate character, and we have to be iron-blooded at the right time.

Wang Taiwei suddenly shouted desperately: "Don't kill me, don't kill me, I am the same as you." ”

Everyone laughed and scolded: "Bullshit! ”

Wang Taiwei said with a crying voice: "Really, I was sent to your mountain to recruit peace because I offended Gao Yu's bastard, you think, I don't know in advance that you can agree, otherwise why should I be called this substitute ghost, and besides, the court asked me to supervise the army but didn't even give me a single soldier, why?" ”

Everyone was right to think about it, and they all laughed: "Then you still pretend to be B with us!" ”

Wang Taiwei said embarrassedly: "I can't help it, in fact, I envy your old days." ”

Hu Sanniang said: "Whether it's true or not, the old lady is in a good mood today, so let you go." ”

Wang Taiwei hugged Hu Sanniang's feet and said with tears in her eyes: "If I don't leave, if I go back, I will die, I want to join the gang!" ”

Wang Ying kicked him away and said angrily: "You dare to take advantage of my wife's advantage?" ”

Wu Yong said with a smile: "Since he is willing to change his ways, he will follow you and Sanniang to take care of the account or something in the future." ”

Well, Old Man Wang is very good at settling accounts, for example, he was going to exchange Wang Ying's life for the life of the heavens and the earth, which can be seen - he will have a hard time with these two people.

In this way, the "Ping" Fangla incident ended successfully, and as Lao Wang said, it was done in one night.

We arrived at Liangshan in the evening of the next day, eight hundred miles of water and horses, more lively than before, according to the wife's strict meaning to rush home overnight, but Lao Wang, Fang Zhenjiang and everyone just got in love, really reluctant, and finally had to say that they would be on the mountain for another day, Wu Song looked at Fang Zhenjiang and Tong Yuan and said: "It's better to take advantage of today's happy day to let Zhenjiang and his younger siblings get married on the mountain." The crowd immediately unanimously passed.

Fang Zhenjiang excitedly took Wu Song's hand and said, "You are better than my own brother to me!" ”

Wu Song glanced at him and said, "Nonsense, who of us is with whom?" ”

Tong Yuan blushed and said, "But... We haven't got our marriage certificate yet. ”

Wu Song said: "Sister, don't be afraid, he will dare to abandon you from the beginning to the end and help you beat him - by the way, you have to teach me what kind of Tai Chi boxing you have, I really can't do this kid." ”

That night, the whole mountain was covered with red and hung with color*** Tongming, Liangshan 109 + 2 enhanced version of the hero and two Fang La and 12 heavenly kings gathered together, looking at it, it was all one-on-one, two Wu Song, two Hua Rong, two Li Tianyan... It makes people's heads dizzy, and it's better to wait until they drink a lot of wine, and look at who they are...

Halfway through the wine, Wang Ying came to me with a bowl and said distressedly: "Xiaoqiang, give me a trick." ”

"What's wrong?" I don't understand what's bothering about the short man, this guy is sometimes ruthless and sometimes lustful, but he always walks shit luck, and people don't hate it, and there is no one in the whole mountain who is more like the hero than him.

Wang Yingdao: "Do you say that Sanniang likes me?" ”

"Why don't you like it, you didn't see that she was going crazy after you were caught."

"Really?" Wang Ying was overjoyed, but immediately her face darkened and said, "But why is she always lukewarm to me?" ”

"This... I'm guessing, I guess it has something to do with the hasty union between the two of you, who doesn't have the right to pursue happiness? Third sister, it's not that she doesn't like you, but she's worried that you don't like her, so keep your distance, this is self-protection, and now is the time for you to show loyalty to her! ”

Wang Ying scratched her head and said, "How can I show it, I won't tell you that I made the water for her feet washing every day." ”

… Wang Ying is really drunk, this kind of secret is told to me, it is difficult to ensure that he will not kill me after he wakes up, this is absolutely unspeakable in a patriarchal society!

"You can't just wash your feet and make a romantic tone." I said to the dwarf with a wink.

"Waves! Absolute waves, it's not Brother Wang blowing with you, then I'll wave up..."

I was depressed and said, "Romantic! It's not a wave – of course, it's okay to wave after the romance is over. ”

β€œβ€¦ What is Romance? ”

I suddenly remembered that Hu Sanniang and Baozi seemed to have shown a special interest in pink when they were looking at the interior decoration style together, so I said to Wang Ying: "You take advantage of her absence to replace all the things in your bedroom with pink." ”

Wang Ying hurriedly wrote it down, and then looked up and asked me: "Then do I need to change the clothes inside?" ”

Imagine a short man in pink erotic lingerie writhing in bed... It's too wavey!

In the discussion of the cave room, Wu Song sternly rejected the proposal to pretend to be Fang Zhenjiang to joke with Tong Yuan-

Don't say it's fake, Pan Jinlian couldn't win it when she played with real knives and guns, hey, when you go to the Northern Song Dynasty and don't see Pan Jinlian, it's like entering Baoshan and returning empty!

But I finally learned a trick, and if I wanted to harm anyone's MM without getting a certificate in the future, I led her to Liangshan to get married!