After listening to Xiang Yu's story, Sanxiong stayed for a while, and Zhang Shun cautiously asked, "Brother Xiang, ...... sister-in-law now?"

I said, "Sister-in-law is a student who can't remember anything now, and your eldest brother Xiang bought this dress to dress up and then go to soak her." ”

The three of them were extremely excited, and said in unison: "Do you want to help?" ”

I said for Xiang Yu: "Don't do it for the time being, we already have a group working on it, when my sister-in-law and her mother fall into the water, it will be Brother Yu's turn to make a life and death decision, and you will be useful." I suddenly thought of the eternal topic that had plagued countless men, and I asked Zhang Shun: "Your mother and your wife fell into the water at the same time, which one do you save?" ”

Zhang Shun said: ", why did you fall into the water?" ”

I said, "What if." ”

"Of course, it's to save the old lady, my woman's surname Shui is very good."

"If you don't know how to water."

Zhang Shun said: "That Lao Tzu has kept one by one." ”

I said, "Only one can be saved." ”

"You're looking for faults and fighting!"

"Let's talk quickly, if you want to answer this question, you will really become a man in this era, and it will be no problem to help you apply for a special contribution award."

Ruan Xiaoer interjected and said, "If it were me, I would save my mother." Then he stabbed Ruan Xiaowu, "What about you?" ”

Ruan Xiaowu said: "We are a mother, you just need to save it, I will help you save your sister-in-law." ”

Ruan Xiaoer: "Good brother." ”

Zhang Shun also suddenly said: "Yes, I also save my mother, let Zhang Heng save my woman." ”

Damn, they are all brothers, what should we do with the only children of the post-80s?

I said, "None of you are together, and everybody is in this situation?" ”

Ruan Xiaoer said: "That's also to save my mother." Ruan Xiaowu nodded and said, "Well, save my mother." ”

I asked them, "If your women ask that, how dare you say that?" ”

They nodded.

Hey, it's better to be an ancient man, they weren't afraid of women being sad, and I also overlooked one thing that their women didn't seem to dare to ask that. In fact, the Ruan brothers' thinking is very problematic, because they all choose to save the old lady, which means that they have to kill two wives, and if they all choose to save their wives, only one old lady will be sacrificed, this problem can even be calculated by a person like me who only scored 26 points in mathematics, but I didn't dare to tell them.

I asked Xiang Yu again: "Brother Yu, what should you do?" ”

Xiang Yu shook his head and said, "Ah Yu will definitely not ask such a boring question, if other women dare to ask me like this, I will slap it on the face." ”

A slap in the face? This seems to be a good choice, but it doesn't apply to any man, there are thousands of men, how many are there in Chu Bawang?

We chatted a lot this night, and then even Zhu Gui and Du Xing came, as soon as they heard that this was Xiang Yu, they really "bowed their heads", when it came to the past of him and Yu Ji, the heroes were admired, but unfortunately Du Xing's little female apprentice Wang Jing was not there, or he would definitely have to summon a lot of useful information under the pressure of the master.

When they broke up, Zhang Shun turned around and hugged his fists and said: "Brother Xiang, our brothers can't help a lot, but there is a horse stirrup short Although he said hello, we are above Liangshan, there are many heroes of the world, I hope my brother will be closer to them in the future." ”

I whispered in Xiang Yu's ear: "This is a group of bandits who are famous in history, but they are all good. ”

Xiang Yu also hugged his fists and said: "If you can find Xiang in the future, please don't be polite." ”

After we got home, Liu Bang was not there, Qin Shi Huang was tinkering with the digital camera, and only Li Shishi seemed very leisurely, watching TV with Baozi. However, she secretly made a victory gesture at me, and it seemed that she had gained a lot. When Xiang Yu behind me appeared in front of them, the two women were surprised together, and Baozi said: "The big man is very attractive to dress up, and he looks like our boss in a small suit." ”

Her words were very inspiring to me, and I whispered to Xiang Yu: "Yes, you will say that you are the owner of a chain soup dumpling shop in the future." ”

I gathered Qin Shi Huang and asked them, "Brother Win, how is the machine?" ”

"What's the problem?"

"Okay, try to take as many pictures as possible after seeing the target tomorrow, both front, side and back, and there are people who are in contact with the target, especially men, no one is missing." Win the fat man nodded.

At this time, Master Li also found an excuse to come out, she closed the bedroom door, ran over lightly, threw the note in her hand on the table, and said quickly: "Zhang Bing's family lives in the old district committee compound, his parents are in other places, and his grandfather is the former deputy head of the district, and now he is caring about the next generation of the working committee, referred to as the Guan Working Committee-" She glanced back at the door of Baozi's room and continued: "These are what I learned from Wang Jing, this is Zhang Bing's phone number, but I am afraid that it will be too presumptuous to call-" As she spoke, she opened the paper, with a phone number in it. Master Li glanced back again, and said hurriedly, "Time is running out, I suggest that the details be discussed tomorrow." ”

At this time, Baozi really shouted: "Xiao Nan is coming, Yin Xiaotian is out." ”

I wondered: "Why are you like an underground party, Baozi doesn't object to Brother Yu's affairs, what are you afraid of her doing?" ”

Master Li said: "My cousin-in-law doesn't object to the big man chasing Zhang Bing, but do you dare to let her know that this is the overlord chasing Yu Ji?" Besides, I still have to watch Yin Xiaotian. ”

I waved my hand and said, "Go, go, watch your "What Kill You, My Love." Master Li glared at me, and asked Baozi loudly as he ran: "Who killed Zhu Siping?" ”

Xiang Yu asked me, "Where is the old district committee?" ”

I quickly picked up a pencil and drew a few squares on a scrap newspaper, then pinned the pencil to my ear, pointed to a square and said: "Our current location is here, this is their school, and this is the dormitory building of the old district committee, if the target's grandfather is a retired deputy district head, the specific location should be on the second and third floors of the middle unit." ”

"What is this?" Qin Shi Huang asked, pointing to the two openings on the square representing the C size.

"These are the two gates of the target school."

Jing Ke covered the semiconductor to his ear, pressed his other hand on the newspaper, and asked coldly: "I want to know which door the target is used to walking through, and how many people are usually around her?" ”

This is the clearest and most concise sentence he has expressed since I met the second fool, Xiang Yu shuddered and said, "You don't want to kill her, do you?" ”

I pointed to the second fool's room and said, "Kezi, it's none of your business, you can go to sleep." ”

After Jing Ke left, I coughed and said, "Let's call the target Zhang Bing." ”

Xiang Yu pressed the square of the newspaper representing the dormitory and pawnshop of the old district party committee with two fingers, and asked, "I want to know how far we are from her house?" ”

I took off my pencil, drew it with a grunt, and said, "There are two cinemas and no less than three cafes along the way between Steel Street and Mingzhu Road, and you can invite her to a movie and a coffee on the way home - of course you can't drive the current car, Bangzi will get you a car, he will come back tonight and there will be a show." ”

Xiang Yu said strangely: "Watching a movie and drinking coffee?" ”

I said, "yes, of course, you have to send flowers and date during the day at first, oh yes, Brother Yu, you have to learn to text, and I'll give you a mobile phone tomorrow." ”

Xiang Yu stayed for a long time and said, "These ...... None of me. ”

"What's the will, don't you send flowers to women, women like flowers, flowers are the genitals of plants......" I looked at Xiang Yu who was stunned, and said in surprise: "You won't dare, right?" ”

Xiang Yu immediately said, "What do I dare not do? ”

"That's right, what's so terrible about you being the overlord of Chu, think about the bloody romance of you and your sister-in-law back then, and you can still flirt and scold surrounded by hundreds of people."

Xiang Yu whispered, "I'd rather be surrounded by a few hundred people again." ”

Now I can see that our Western Chu Overlord is indeed stage fright.

But how easy is it to find a few hundred people to surround them and recreate the scene of the past?

Do you want 300 to come? When the time comes, everything will be really, discuss with 300, anyway, there is one year left, don't live with the surname Suo, let Xiang Yu kill and play? Will they agree? Unless it's Yue Fei, it's pretty much the same.

Damn, this method actually made me think of it, I have the temperament of being too careless about human life, right?

At this time, a strange phone call came in, and when I picked it up, it was Yan Jingsheng, he bought a mobile phone with the first month's salary I paid him, he came to me mainly to complain about the heroes of Liangshan and Li Bai, he said angrily: "Director Xiao, who are those teachers you invited, you know that they are full of food and wandering around every day, they are all teaching martial arts, and it is understandable to be casual, the most annoying is the teacher Li who teaches Chinese, who is drunk every day, one day I went to him to discuss the matter of class, do you guess what he told me?" ”

I was also curious and asked, "What?" ”

"He said to me, 'I'm drunk, I'm going to go.'"

I said, "Is this Li Bai's poem?" ”

Yan Jingsheng was indignant and said loudly: "It doesn't matter whether it is Li Bai's poem or not, the important thing is the latter sentence." ”

"What the hell did he say?"

"He said to me, 'I'm drunk, go fuck you!'"

……

(To be continued)