Ni Siyu went to change his clothes, and the three heroes turned their backs to put on their clothes and pants, and I found that they really didn't forget to entertain and teach, and they brought not only wine, but also dried fried fish and pickles, and two live fish in a jar.

Ruan Xiaowu said while changing clothes: "It's a pity that I didn't pull Brother Xiang into the water today, otherwise we would have met 'sincerely'." ”

Ruan Xiaoer said: "Does Brother Xiang know how to swim?" ”

Zhang Shun glared at him vigorously and said, "If Brother Xiang can swim, he won't be trapped in Wujiang." ”

I couldn't help but say, "Hurry up, don't open a pot without mentioning a pot." ”

We came to the gymnasium, Ni Siyu was already waiting there, she was wearing a playful little floral dress, her small breasts bulging, she looked petite and cute, and her fighting spirit was high. I found that she was much happier than before, she raised her head to look at Xiang Yu and exclaimed: "Ah, you are so tall, I will call you big brother in the future." ”

Her words reminded me of Guo Xiang, Yang Guo waited for Xiaolongnu for 16 years, but Xiang Yu waited for Yu Ji for 2,000 years, I carried Xiang Yu on his arm and said: "In the future, your screen name will be 'dare to laugh at Yang Guo is not infatuated'." ”

Xiang Yuqi said: "Who is Yang Guo?" He strode forward, Ni Siyu followed closely, and the cord on his leg was clearly visible.

I whispered, "Brother Yu, go slowly." ”

Xiang Yu also found that Ni Siyu's walking posture was very awkward, and asked, "Do you have a problem with your legs?" ”

I coughed.

Ni Siyu didn't care about it, and said, "Yes, I've been sick since I was a child." ”

Xiang Yu snorted, his steps were not slow at all, and said: "In the past, there was a little soldier under my account who also had a sick leg, and once when we were fighting, his sick leg was broken by the enemy, but after catching it, it got better - do you want to try?" ”

Ni Siyu was surprised: "Is there really such a thing? She had been staring at Xiang Yu curiously since we came out, and now she was walking diagonally, still looking at her "big brother" from time to time.

Xiang Yu said naturally: "In fact, it's a good thing that people have a little problem, we didn't eat and sleep well at that time, and we fought with people every day, and after a long time, you will find that the thinnest or disabled people in the past can often live to the end, because they know that they can't do it, and if they don't work hard to become stronger, they will have to die. Zhang Shun and the Ruan brothers nodded again and again.

Although Ni Siyu couldn't understand what he was saying, she was thoughtful, and she smiled: "Big brother, next time you come to see me swim, I will catch live fish in the performance water, and none of those people in my father's team can do it." ”

I finally know what those two live fish are for.

After a while, Ni Siyu slipped to my side and whispered, "Big brother is the underworld? ”

I told her, "Big brother is bragging." ”

We walked across the stadium and visited a few sports stores, where did anyone sell suits? I suddenly realized that we had been deceived by that shopping guide? Have you ever seen a place that sells basketball and volleyball?

When Ni Siyu heard that we were going to buy a suit, he said loudly: "Why didn't you say it earlier, that store is not here." She led us left and right into an alley and into a tailor's shop, the tailor looked like a southerner, and knew Ni Siyu and greeted her warmly. Then he glanced at Xiang Yu and said with a smile: "You're here to customize a suit again, right?" ”

When I saw that his hanger was full of crisp suits, which were generally much larger than ordinary suits, and it seemed that he was not less than those high-headed sports students, I asked him, "Do you have any ready-made ones, we need them urgently." ”

The tailor was embarrassed and said, "The ones who come here are all custom-made, and you must have bought them in the monopoly store when they are ready-made, and what are you looking for me to do?" ”

Xiang Yu reached out and took down a blouse from the highest shelf, compared it on his body, and then reached out to wear it on his body, and we were pleasantly surprised to find that this one was actually just right.

The tailor hurriedly said, "That one was ordered by someone else, and I made it." ”

Xiang Yu didn't listen, stretched out his hand and said, "Where are the pants?" ”

The tailor said anxiously, "Didn't I tell you, this is someone else's decision." ”

Ruan Xiaoer said: "I think it has been placed here all along, and you want to raise the price before you deliberately say so." ”

The tailor smiled and said, "Big brother, I have nothing to do with such a big suit here, when it is sold as a sleeved cloak?" ”

I knew that what he said was true, and I asked him, "When will the man who ordered this garment want it?" ”

"Tomorrow."

"Is it really such a coincidence?"

"It's not, that's why I hung it out, don't believe it, he even put my shirt and shoes here, a whole set."

Ruan Xiaowu snatched his shirt and shoes and handed them to Xiang Yu, saying, "Then we will run away." ”

The tailor was about to cry and said, "That man will come tomorrow to fetch him, what will you let me do?" ”

I asked him, "How long do you have to make such a suit?" ”

The tailor looked at me at the softest heart, and said with a sad face, "At least a week." ”

I said, "Then why don't you just let him come back in a week and get it, Dead Eye?" ”

Only then did the tailor realize that I was the worst in the group, and that others wanted to rob and rob and have a clear word, and I was messing around and pestering my face. He turned his face and asked Ni Siyu: "These are your friends?" ”

Oh no, Ni Siyu wants to say that it's not good to know us.

The little girl was smart: "No, I don't know them." ”

The tailor sat down on the ground. Zhang Shun said, "Take out your pants quickly." ”

The tailor got up and took out his pants and smiled bitterly: "Give you all the surnames, it's anyway." Xiang Yu carried a bunch of things into the back room and changed.

I put 2,000 dollars on the table and asked the tailor, "Is it enough?" ”

The tailor took one look at it and said, "The money is enough, but the bosses, don't you want to think that I can afford to hold up this dress?" ”

Zhang Shun said: "Then just tell him that you were robbed?" ”

Tailor: "Then he has to believe it, haven't you heard that big men have great wisdom?" ”

I said, "Then we'll do you a favor and give him a good idea." ”

The tailor hurriedly waved his hand: "I'm afraid of you, wait for the big brother inside to change his clothes, you can leave quickly." ”

At this time, as soon as the door of the inner room opened, Xiang Yu walked out, he unnaturally tugged at the lower corner of his clothes, and asked timidly: "Can this be done?" ”

We were all stunned.

Standing in front of us is a handsome, heroic man, with a straight suit that outlines his broad shoulders and thick back, and his waist and abdomen are tucked in, indicating that he has good living habits and a strong physique, without a tie, showing a bit of unruliness and open-mindedness, with Xiang Yu's iron-like sideburns and deep eyes, he is more like a hero at this time.

Ni Siyu covered her mouth for a long time, and finally said stupidly: "Big brother, you are so handsome." ”

Zhang Shun and the Ruan family brothers looked at Xiang Yu while holding their cheeks and said, "It seems that we should also do a set." ”

I glanced at their big pants and small vests and said, "Forget it, you still have a bit of a bandit temperament, and you wear a suit and a watch." ”

The tailor also nodded and said, "You really look good in this suit, if you are willing to keep a deposit, I can make you another set." ”

I said as I took out the money: "Don't do one set, come another 4 sets according to the season, this is the deposit." ”

After we went out, Ni Siyu asked, "Where are we going now?" ”

Zhang Shun said: "It's not us who we are, you should go home, or your father should talk about you again." ”

Ni Siyu looked at his watch and said, "It's still early, and besides, Dad is very relieved to know that I am with the three masters." ”

I said, "You are definitely not born to your father, I want to have such a beautiful girl, and all male animals must be kept ten feet away, otherwise the bricks will be served." "I suddenly realized the happiness of Baozi's father: how worry-free, don't worry about the man being greedy for his daughter's beauty and playing with her feelings. According to genetics, I want to have a daughter with Baozi, and I also have 50% worry-free capital, but if that daughter looks like me, I should worry about it again: I definitely can't get married.

Ni Siyu said coquettishly: "I'll follow you." ”

Zhang Shun said, "We're going to take a bath!" ”

Ni Siyu: "Then I'll help you look at your clothes." ”

Ruan Xiaoer said: "We're going to visit the Qinglou!" But I don't even believe what he said, how can he go to the Qinglou and say it so righteously, the correct way to say it should be to say secretly: "We are going to wash our hair......"

I raised a slap and scared her: "Hurry up, don't go and spank your ass." "Saying that, I really glanced at her little buttocks, it's warped, it must be good to play the surname, and I can probably break my hand back when I shoot it, right?

Ni Siyu ran to Xiang Yu's side with a grin, grabbed his arm and said, "Big brother, Xiaoqiang bullied me." Xiang Yu pulled his arm back and said, "He doesn't dare." ”

I pointed at her and said, "Don't take advantage of your big brother, he already has a name." ”

"Ah, is she pretty?" This sentence was asked by Ni Siyu to Xiang Yu.

I preemptively said, "Then you still need to ask?" Sister-in-law is a beautiful woman who has captivated the country and the city, and has charm, which is like you, a silly girl. ”

At this time, Ruan Xiaowu finally thought of a killer idea, and said to Ni Siyu: "We are going to drink, do you dare to go?" ”

Unexpectedly, Ni Siyu said excitedly: "Okay, good, just drink the kind I drank last time." ”

Since we couldn't shake off this little tail, we had to take her and drive straight to reverse time.

Sanxiong saw Zhu Gui and Du Xing, and they really made love, and Zhang Qing and Yang Zhi went outside again. Because Ni Siyu was there, I didn't introduce Xiang Yu to him officially, and asked him, "Is there still a box?" ”

Zhu Gui led us into a small bag, brought a few jars of "five-star juniper" and went to work again.

As soon as Xiang Yu entered the box, he took off his coat, and his lumpy muscles collapsed his shirt tightly, and his momentum was overwhelming. Ni Siyu said enviously: "Big brother, how do you practice?" ”

I slapped her and said, "What are you asking, you want to practice like this?" Ni Siyu glared at me, blushing slightly. Because of her presence, the heroes have a lot of things to say, so they can only chat with Xiang Yu.

I glanced at Ni Siyu, and then gave Zhang Shun a look, Zhang Shun understood, poured the wine, and said with a smile: "Xiaoyu, after learning these words from the master, do you think there is progress?" ”

Ni Siyu said: "Not only is there there, it's just fast, and now even my father envies me." ”

Zhang Shun picked up the wine and said, "Okay, let's do a bowl for your academic success." ”

Ni Siyu touched him, drank it all, Zhang Shun sat down, touched Ruan Xiaoer with his elbow, Ruan Xiaoer immediately stood up, and said, "The second master also respects you." ”

Ni Siyu smiled, and worked to the end, her face was not red or white, when did this girl drink so well? It must have been nurtured by the bandits.

Ruan Xiaowu didn't need to be signaled by others, and as soon as he stood up with the bowl, Ni Siyu said: "I respect the fifth master for this bowl." ”

At this time, Zhang Shun immediately found the reason and said: "Why is it that the first two bowls are me and the second master to respect you, and when it is the turn of the fifth master, you respect him?" ”

Ni Siyu didn't frown and saluted Zhang Shun and Ruan Xiaoer again, this time there was a bit of a sign of collapse, I squeezed my eyebrows at Xiang Yu, Xiang Yu had to pick up a bowl of wine, thought for a long time, and said, "Come, drink." "Everyone was dizzy.

Ni Siyu drank the last bowl with a blushing face, slapped the table and stood up, and said proudly: "I must win the championship!" Ruan Xiaowu shook her head slightly, she had already put her arms behind her, and the next second Ni Siyu really softened into Ruan Xiaowu's arms, Ruan Xiaowu carried her to the sofa and put her down, put a dress on her, and then sat back and said with great interest: "Come, let's talk about ours." ”

I pointed at them and said indignantly, "You are so unkind! ”

They shouted in unison: "Get out!" ”

Zhang Shun took the wine and said: "Brother Xiang, although some people scold us for being grass cowards, but they admire heroes the most, among the predecessors, the one I admire the most is you, and the other is Guan Yuguan Second Master." ”

Xiang Yu said: "Who is Guan Yu?" ”

Ruan Xiaoer didn't understand the situation yet, and said in surprise: "Brother Xiang doesn't even know Second Master Guan?" ”

I said, "Nonsense, don't you know Li Chuangwang and Hong Xiuquan, do you know who Lei Feng is?" ”

Ruan Xiaowu: "Who is Lei Feng?" ”

I waved my hand depressedly: "Let's only talk about the predecessors, only the predecessors." ”

Zhang Shun drank a bowl of wine, wiped his mouth and said, "Brother Xiang, tell us how you fought back then?" ”

Xiang Yu said lightly: "There's nothing to say, I'll wait for the other party's troops to finish arranging, shout to kill, rush up first, my horse is fast, wait for the opponent's camp to be in chaos, my people will catch up to cover up and kill, then win, the rest is to clean up the battlefield, I will go back to drink alone." ”

Zhang Shun and the others were dumbfounded when they heard it, and after a long time, Ruan Xiaoer took a sip and praised: "What a hero!" Ruan Xiaowu said: "Brother Xiang really deserves to be the first overlord of the ages. ”

Xiang Yu smiled: "What kind of overlord, reading martial arts and art of war strategy, he has achieved nothing, but he just has a bit of brute force." ”

I said in amazement: "When did you become so modest, the history books say that you are arrogant and stubborn, and finally let Bangzi rush to the edge of the Wujiang River, and say that you are killed in the sky, not a crime of war, it is really narcissistic and arrogant to the extreme." ”

When Xiang Yu slapped the table, we were all shocked, thinking that he was going to be angry, but who knew that he said loudly: "That's right!" ”

We were all dizzy, and Zhang Shun hated and said: "Liu Bang, this kid is so hateful, I have to beat him when I see him." In fact, he had seen Liu Bang at school.

Xiang Yu shook his hand and said: "Don't mention him again, we have already leveled it, I have thought about it, Liu Bang has been ambitious since he started the army, he has Zhang Liang and Han Xin to help, and the people have three chapters of the law, and the strategists are as good as the flow, he knew from the beginning that what he wanted was the world, and I, with the people brutally became a surname, and my subordinates were not favorable, arrogant, even if I took the world, it was just a generation of tyrants, like me, who lived for pleasure by their own likes and dislikes, would not have become a big weapon. ”

Zhang Shun and the others didn't think so, and said with a smile: "Our children of the rivers and lakes are here to live for pleasure, come to Brother Xiang, drink!" ”

Phew, who is with you sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, a living bandit.

I said to Xiang Yu carefully: "Interview, when did your mentality start to change?" Without waiting for him to speak, I patted my thigh and said, "You and your sister-in-law will be enlightened as soon as you are separated, right, it seems that Brother Yu, you are also a person with Huigen, so it is better to call him Monk Zhishen in the future." ”

Ruan Xiaoer said: "Brother Xiang, let's tell the story with my sister-in-law." ”

Ruan Xiaowu said: "That's it, let's start with how you know your sister-in-law." ”

This is also what I am very interested in, I didn't dare to ask him before, for fear of arousing his sadness, but now that Yu Ji has found it, I might as well listen to their love history.

Xiang Yu saw that we were all waiting for him with burning eyes, and took a sip of wine to moisten his throat, Ruan Xiaoer was afraid that he would interrupt his train of thought by pouring wine, so he hurriedly did it for him.

“…… At that time, I was still in Wuzhong, and every day I was a group of family members practicing martial arts and drinking, although I had a good time, but I had nowhere to use my strength, and I was not happy.

"When I know that the world has been in chaos after the Chen Sheng and Wu Guang uprisings, there are constantly refugees from all directions coming out to flee the famine, our city's Taishou is called Yin Tong, not only faint and incompetent, but also timid and afraid, ordered to close the city gate, the refugees are wailing outside the city, and day by day more and more, tonight on the battlements to see the back of the fleeing army coming intermittently, tomorrow to come again again is no longer in sight, then my uncle told me that the time has come, asked me if I dare, I said I can't wait for a long time, But he said he would have to wait a few days to prepare.

"I was impatient, so I rode a horse alone, and went away with a gun."

Ruan Xiaoerqi said: "Where have you been?" Ruan Xiaowu also said, "Yes." ”

Xiang Yu smiled slightly: "Naturally, I went to kill Yin Tong, my uncle said that he had too many guards, and if he wanted to succeed, he needed to plan a good plan to kill him first." ”

Ruan Xiaoer was dumbfounded: "You are going to kill him alone?" How many guards does he have? ”

Xiang Yu said: "About a few hundred." ”

Ruan Xiaowu asked, "...... Killed all? ”

Zhang Shun grabbed him and Ruan Xiaowu's necks and protested, "You two don't intervene, okay?" ”

Xiang Yu continued: "I didn't kill a lot, most of them ran away - I came to the front of the Taishou Mansion, and saw that the door of the mansion was open, and those people were said to be in turmoil because of the current situation, Yin Tong often gathered his guards to practice, so I rode directly in, but I didn't see Yin Tong, only one adjutant was practicing, I knocked the door of the mansion with a gun, and before I could speak, I saw two mothers-in-law holding bamboo grates chasing a girl who ran out of the depths of the inner garden, the girl was wearing a dance dress, and her whole body was full of dancing spikes, and she trembled so well when she ran. ”

Ruan Xiaoer said excitedly: "It's sister-in-law!" Brother Xiang, why was my sister-in-law chased and beaten? ”

Xiang Yu's face was full of tenderness, and he said slowly: "Ah Yu was bought by Yin Tong since he was a child, first to be a maid, and then to see her clever and asked her to learn to be a singer, Ah Yu was 16 years old when Yin Tong had a silver heart, Ah Yu did not obey, so there was that scene - I will never forget the first time I saw her, although her face was full of blood, but she still had a smile that she didn't care, as if she was chasing her behind two puppies and kittens.

"Ah Yu was about to run out of the door of the inner garden, the two mothers-in-law shouted, and the two guards used Changge to fork the entrance of the garden, Ah Yu lay on the entrance of the garden, and suddenly saw me, and then her eyes never left my face, no matter how the two mothers-in-law beat her behind her, she still smiled like that."

I wondered, "Could it be that Yu Ji is a mentally handicapped child?" I couldn't help asking: "Brother Yu was handsome back then, right?" ”

Xiang Yu's eyes lit up, and he said a little embarrassedly: "I was 24 years old at the time, with strong blood, wearing a sterling silver armor, and a scarlet coat draped on horseback......

Zhang Shun couldn't wait, and interjected: "What happened later? ”

Ah Yu looked at me like that, but I didn't forget what I came for, I banged on the door with a gun, and then four small soldiers came, they saw that I actually dared to ride a horse into the Taishou Mansion, shouting and running over to lift me off the horse, I just swiped the gun so lightly, their heads were broken, and the thunderbolt fell to the ground, splashing my horse bell and a boot were full of blood and brains, they suddenly became chaotic, and the two mothers-in-law didn't care about Ah Yu, and ran inside howling like killing pigs, Without thinking about it, I threw the big gun, which pierced a woman on the ground, and plunged into the ground with a loud thud, and the woman was still running for her life until she died. ”

Ruan Xiaowu couldn't help but say, "There are still hundreds of enemies in front of you, but you threw the gun out first?" And what about the other mother-in-law? ”

The other woman was scared to death when she saw her companion being pinned to the ground and still struggling. Later, I kept defending myself in front of everyone, saying that I was afraid that the two mothers-in-law would go back and report to Yin Tong when I threw the gun, but I couldn't deceive myself, I just hated them for bullying Ah Yu. ”

Ruan Xiaowu asked again: "What about sister-in-law, don't be frightened when you see this meeting, after all, it's a girl's house." ”

Xiang Yu smiled and said: "Ah Yu is not afraid at all, I killed those four little soldiers, she didn't react, and when I shot my mother-in-law, the gun shot past her face, brushing her hair, she covered her mouth and looked at me in surprise, the expression was like a child seeing an adult easily do what he couldn't do, both envy and curiosity, but also excitement and happiness."

"I raised my hand and killed several people, Yin Tong's guards immediately surrounded me layer by layer, Chang Gelin stood like autumn weeds, I was not riding a black horse at that time, the horse was frightened, and jumped violently, I jumped off the horse and slashed with a sword, no matter what I encountered, spears, iron swords, human heads, shoulders, all were flattened, and more than a dozen people were killed in a blink of an eye."

Zhang Shun raised his neck to drink the wine in the dry bowl and sighed: "What a good man!" ”

I looked at the entrance of the garden as I killed, and I saw Ah Yu leaning against the wall at the entrance of the garden, with her hands under her chin, looking at me with a smile. I intentionally or unintentionally went over there, and she looked at it for a moment and then turned and ran away.

"I felt a burst of loss in my heart, and the killing became even more ruthless, and the blood of those people sprayed on me one by one, and finally I actually saved a bag in my cuff, and I took the time to fall to the ground, with a bang."

Zhang Shun and the others listened attentively, and I said, "Brother Yu, how about we omit a few words here, my brother is sick to my stomach when I hear it." ”

Xiang Yu smiled faintly and said, "At this moment, I suddenly heard Ah Yu's voice saying, 'Hey, you come here'." I began to think that I had heard the errand, and cut down a few people to look again, only to see Ah Yu running to my gun in the garden, and was pulling it out, and when she saw that I was looking at her, she winked at me mischievously, and said, 'Pull it out', I was in a good mood, and I swung my sword and killed a few more people. ”

I thought to myself: If you are in a good mood, you will kill a few more people, and if you are in a bad mood, Yin Tong's guards are really bloody.

"You must know that my gun weighs 100 catties, Ah Yu is only 16 years old, she finally pulled out the gun, so she moved the tail of the gun to this side, moved to the middle of the rest for a while, and then dragged the gun to the entrance of the garden in one breath, and she said: 'Hey, you come here', I ran over in a few arrow steps, she put the gun on her immature shoulder, and said to me with great difficulty: 'You kill them with this', I deliberately did not take it, smiled and asked her why, she glanced at me, and then said happily: 'I like to see you make a gun'."

I laughed a few times, so ambiguous - I like to see you shoot, hehe.

Xiang Yu's face was filled with an extremely happy expression, he took a sip of the wine in the jar, and said, "I took the gun with one hand, and casually danced a spear flower to sweep the guards down, and Ah Yu immediately said with infinite joy: 'Yes, that's it. ’

"Yin Tong's guards are still pouring up from all directions, and I am also a little tired, so I lowered my body and leaned against the wall, face to face with her, I put one hand behind my head, and the other hand held a gun and pulled those small soldiers casually, and in the place beyond a shot, their corpses piled higher and higher, and gradually formed a circle."

The Ruan brothers slapped open a jar of wine again, applauding and excited.

I said in my heart that he is a good hair, he is obviously playing cool bubble mm, Lao Tzu has to be so strong Lao Tzu is more chic than him, Lao Tzu makes two guns......

Xiang Yu continued: "I was face to face with Ayu, I asked her why she wasn't afraid of me, she smiled and looked at me if I didn't speak, and I asked her if she dared to kill, she held my sword in both hands, and she couldn't hold it, so she said to me very seriously: 'I don't have the strength now, I will dare in the future'." I laughed and stood up to sweep the guards into a blur.

"I killed enough, and when I saw that those soldiers were standing far away and didn't dare to step forward, I told them that what I wanted to kill was Yin Tong and didn't do their business, and asked them where Yin Tong was, but they didn't say, they threw down their weapons and ran away, and then my uncle heard that I broke into the Taishou Mansion single-handedly and led people to come to the rescue."

It seems that the precedent of waiting for the dust to settle before bringing a large group of men and horses to reinforce is a precedent for Xiang Liang.

"Did Yin Tong kill him?" Ruan Xiaowu is concerned about this issue.

Ruan Xiaoer glared at him and said, "Can you still run then?" I want to know how you and your sister-in-law got together? ”

Xiang Yu recalled the past, and said with emotion: "Uncle took someone to the backyard to chase Yin Tong, only me and Ah Yu were left in front, I wiped the blood on the gun, while staring at her, she met my gaze without flinching, still smiling, and then we said a word to each other at the same time." ”

The four of us, in unison, said, "What? ”

"What I said to her was, 'Follow me.'" What she said to me was: 'Take me away'

(To be continued)