I was also very angry after listening to Yan Jingsheng's words, and said: "Teacher Yan, I support you and scolding him, what's the big deal, but you have to be careful, I heard that he has mastered a foreign language that has been lost." ”

Yan Jingsheng said: "I'm so angry that it's not that he scolds me, it's his attitude, can a person like him be a teacher?" ”

I said, "That's it, in the future, just pay him a salary and don't let him give lectures, we will be ashamed of him, the poet is most afraid of this, the emperor used to do this, how many poets have left." ”

"He's still a poet?"

"Well, I wrote a lot of poems, by the way, was 'Fuck You' written by Li Bai?"

"What is it, the original sentence is 'I am drunk and sleeping, and I will come with the piano', this is what Li Bai wrote."

I smiled and said, "Don't say it, it's much better after he changed it like this." ”

"Director Xiao, I think there is a problem in our school, we don't even have an admissions office, who will receive students when they come?"

I said, "Then you can do both, you will be the director of admissions in the future, and you can find a classroom as an office." ”

Yan Jingsheng felt that the burden on his shoulders was heavy, and a sense of responsibility arose spontaneously, and said, "Don't worry, I will definitely grow our school quickly." ”

I told him, "Our school is temporarily closed to external students, and your task is to dissuade all the students who come to apply for the exam." ”

"Huh? Why? ”

"We are a free school, so we don't have the ability to receive so many students, didn't the comrades from the school anniversary aid station also come today? I also left the phone number of our school, I think that kid has ill intentions, and he wants to move the aid station to our school, and you know that now the aid station has canceled the compulsory repatriation, and he only needs to show those homeless people a clear way, and they will all be killed, how good the food in our school is. ”

Yan Jingsheng thought for a long time and said, "That's right...... Then don't set up an admissions office yet. ”

"It still has to be set up, but the name has been changed, it's called 'reasonable persuasion to quit' or something, anyway, it's best for people to know that there is no drama at a glance."

"Then it's better to call it a 'funeral committee.'"

I laughed a few times, and I didn't think that this kid was no worse than me, so I said, "Persuade one to quit and give you a 50 yuan commission." ”

Yan Jingsheng: "...... No need, so be it. ”

A few minutes after I hung up the phone, Principal Zhang called in again, and the first thing he said was: "Xiaoqiang, how are your martial arts instructors doing?" ”

I scolded secretly, thinking that it must be Yan Jingsheng who sued me for my black state, so I said haha: "I have to get it, I don't believe you can go and test it yourself." ”

Lao Zhang said: "I don't need to personally test, the opportunity is here, next month there is a martial arts competition in the country, held in our city, mainly martial arts performances and actual combat sanda, I heard that ninety percent of the registration is the country's major civil and martial arts schools, I have registered for our school, you are ready, strive to squeeze into the top five, then we will have an impact." ”

I said in a panic: "Our students have just entered the school, and their kung fu is not yet at home, is it better for us to participate in the next class?" ”

"Who said let the students go? The coaches who came were all from various schools, and I heard that there were also lay masters in Wudang and Shaolin, I saw that you raised so many coaches, so they didn't all eat for nothing, right? ”

Grandma's, Wudang and Shaolin? Will the six major factions besiege Guangming Ding or win the Kowloon Cup? I don't have time to play with you right now.

I was about to find an excuse to push, Principal Zhang said: "Xiaoqiang, I can tell you, this is a chance to show your face, I and the mayor have boasted that they will definitely squeeze into the top ten and strive for the top five, don't think I don't know that you have planted a lot of fox friends and dogs in the school, I still say the same thing, they don't all eat rice, right?" As long as you meet my requirements, I will turn a blind eye to what you will do in the future, the mayor said, you must be able to beat the reputation of our city, and the colleges and universities will turn you into colleges and universities, and allocate you 10 million yuan every year for the construction of the school. ”

Me: "......"

I'm really speechless, did it cost you a penny to install the fox and dog party again? What do you do when you have a reputation and let students from all over the country run to my "funeral committee"? Dissuade a 50, Yan Jingsheng will work for half a month to go to a 7-star hotel in Dubai to open a room all year round. But the conditions are really attractive, as for the qualifications to run a school, it is not uncommon to transfer to the Chinese Academy of Sciences, that 10 million a year is not a small number, now I bear a huge expense, these people have to eat several big fat pigs of 16 yuan a pound a day, the heroes want to drink, although it is brewed by themselves, the water bill has to be dozens, besides, the wine is made of grain.

In addition, I have to give them pocket money, decorate my small villa, and provide for Xiang Yu to pick up girls, relying on the profit support of the bar alone, I am stretched.

I need money!

I said to Lao Zhang: "I can guarantee the top ten, it's hard to say anything else, what is the reputation to be famous?" Do I take a tenth place and give me 2 million lines a year? ”

Lao Zhang said: "You are less poor with me, it doesn't matter how many martial arts performances you get, the important thing is the sanda competition, the country is recruiting talents in this area, if you really want to pick out the outstanding from the school, it will be counted as the political achievements of local officials!" ”

It's only then that I kind of understand that sanda has evolved from the traditional Chinese martial arts, and now the country is trying to expand its influence around the world, which can be seen from the frequent invitational tournaments. At present, what is most lacking is the group and school base with good congenital conditions.

I said to Lao Zhang: "Then you say, in addition to the first, which one should I take from the tenth to the second to give the bonus?" ”

"Are you talking about people? It seems that you can get the first number if you want to, why not take the first, there will definitely be a bonus for taking the first. ”

I said, "I don't dare to take it, I can't afford to pay the refund fee." ”

Lao Zhang said: "Don't talk nonsense, you prepare me well!" Then he hung up.

Why doesn't anyone believe the truth now?

Since it's next month, it's not too busy, at most the day before the game can arrange the personnel list. The most important thing in front of his eyes is Xiang Yu's business.

I glanced at Xiang Yu, who was a little dazed, and shouted: "Hey, Brother Yu, you can't drop the chain, you take the head of the general among the ten thousand armies like a bag, and you are afraid that a 20-year-old girl will not succeed?" ”

Qin Shi Huang suddenly asked me: "What is the crooked (that) deputy district account (long) silk (is)?" ”

I said, "The district chief is equivalent to the county order, and it may be slightly worse." ”

The fat man pouted and said, "The granddaughter of the little official." ”

I said, "Compared to you, she is the granddaughter of a little official, and compared to me, it is [***]." ”

The fat man said: "How can you pinch it, you silk (is) King Qi, you forget?" ”

I haven't forgotten it, so I told the country to go, and said that Qin Shi Huang gave me Shandong to see if I could be the secretary of the provincial party committee or something? Why don't you have a mayor of Linzi first? I guess the state may not let ......

I saw that Master Li and Liu Bang, who were the most attentive and had the most ghost ideas in the five-person group, were not there, so Suo put away the newspaper and said, "Rest today, let's think about it tomorrow." ”

I took a cup of tea and lit a cigarette and walked into their house, slumped into the sofa like a lazy man, squeezed the two women out half a meter away, I stretched my waist and asked, "Liu Ye hasn't committed suicide yet?" ”

Master Li wondered: "Why did Liu Ye commit suicide? ”

I said, "Zhu Siping was killed by him, and then he died at Zhu Siping's house in order to apologize." Master Li frowned and said, "Don't tell me the result!" ”

"Let's just say, in the end, the model ran away, and your family Yin Xiaotian survived for a long time - this was a film from several years ago." As I spoke, my hand wrapped my hand around the waist of the bun, and the bun leaned over like a kitten.

Master Li suddenly said, "So cousin-in-law, you have already seen it?" ”

Baozi said, "Yes." ”

"And you still watch?"

"Don't you love to watch, I'll accompany you."

I said to Master Li: "Yin Xiaotian is not your sister-in-law's favorite type, she likes Tong Dawei." ”

Master Li's eyes lit up, and when she turned her head and was about to say something, she saw us hugging each other intimately, her face turned red, and she made an excuse and ran out.

Baozi glanced at her back and said, "My cousin doesn't look like a model at all." ”

My hands began to roam over her and I asked, "What should the models look like, one by one like little scratching foxes?" ”

Baozi glanced at me vigorously and said, "Can you change the tone you say?" Ben San's people are still like a little rascal. ”

I said, "Didn't you like me because of this?" Is it because I helped the old lady cross the road and fell in love with me? ”

Baozi leaned on my arms and recalled: "The first time I saw you, I didn't know you, you sat opposite me like a hooligan, and wanted to play a game with my mother." ”

I said, "Can we get rid of that 'hooligan-like' modifier?" ”

"You put a coin in your finger and ask the old lady a question, and let me take out the coin before answering the question every time, and then you asked me two particularly boring questions, and the third question you asked me 'what did you say to your boyfriend for the first time', you kid yin me, clamp the coin so tightly, the old lady fell into your trick, and said, 'Why can't you pull it out', as soon as I finished speaking, I knew that I was fooled, and I said in my heart that since I ran into a hooligan today, it was not appropriate to stretch it again, so I said something not too subtle to you."

I said, "Aren't you too subtle, you tell me fuck your mother-"

Baozi laughed, glanced at the door carefully, and said, "You still have a grudge against the dog, aren't I angry?" ”

I hugged the bun and said with emotion: "Speaking of which, the process of our two getting to know each other is quite romantic, no worse than Farewell My Concubine." ”

Baozi said: "By the way, tomorrow my dad will ask you to go to dinner, and we will leave as soon as I come back at 5 o'clock in the afternoon." ”

I nervously said, "What are you going to do?" ”

Baozi said dissatisfiedly: "What are you panicking about, aren't you just having a meal." ”

I said, "Can you talk about marriage except for eating?" ”

The bun looked at me and said, "Then what do you mean, do you want to tie the knot or not?" ”

"I don't want to tie it."

"Say it again."

“…… I want to knot. ”

Only then did the bun turn his anger into joy.

I said, "How much money is your dad going to ask me for?" ”

"He asks you to sit on the ground and pay back, do you want as much as he wants?"

I was dizzy and said, "Is this the legendary girl extrovert, I said who the hell are you?" ”

Baozi slapped me a little and said: "It's cheaper and cheaper, the main thing is that I'm not the oldest, in fact, my dad makes it difficult for you to show his face in front of people, what does he want money for, isn't it all posted to me?" Baozi suddenly thought of something and said, "Although my dad knows what kind of virtue you are, but you will definitely restrain yourself tomorrow, don't be like a two-pole." ”

I said, "I'm a manager no matter how I say it, but you have to be careful not to talk without a good idea, your father thinks I've taken you badly." ”

Baozi looked at me charmingly and said, "I've slept with you for two years, don't you still know what the old lady is?" ”

Me: "......"

Baozi her father should not ask me for money if he wants to have a conscience, you must know that I didn't pay attention to it before I met Baozi, and I paid attention to my words, since I slept with her for two years, there was no door on my mouth, and everything came out.

Tomorrow, no matter what, I have to push Xiang Yu to the front line so that he can meet Zhang Bing, and then go to fight with Xiang Lao Accountant to see the red with a bayonet, in short, I have to deal with the surname Xiang to the end tomorrow.

(To be continued)