The next day, I got up early, didn't alarm anyone, and went to find my car accompanied by Xiang Yu.

I rode on the horse and swayed vigorously, and said, "Brother Yu, if you can't make a Tang knife now, don't talk about it, it's best not to get these gadgets out of the stirrup, this is also easy to change history." ”

Xiang Yu said: "How can I say that I am half a person, isn't it too much to make something out?" ”

I said: "Let's get people first, why didn't you and your sister-in-law add a few more ancestors to Baozi and their family, it's really not okay, I will give you An Daoquan's secret recipe?" ”

Xiang Yu: "... You'd better keep it. ”

I came to the car and began to undress one by one, Xiang Yu wondered, "What are you doing here?" ”

"Whether you can bring it back or not, I don't dare to go back to your thing, by the way, your golden armor is still with me, I'll bring it to you next time."

Xiang Yu scratched his head and said, "Really, I found out that I was not there a few days ago, and I thought Ah Yu had lost it for me." ”

I stripped off my clothes, wrapped the blanket around my waist with ease, pinched my crotch with one hand, and waved at Xiang Yu with the other: "Brother Yu, then I'll go, I can't give a full salute to Xiaoqiang's armor." ”

Xiang Yu smiled, jumped off the rabbit, and looked at me a little unexpectedly, until I got into the car and he didn't come up with any words of goodbye, I started the car slowly, and finally saw Xiang Yu standing farther and farther away Standing on a high place and slowly shaking his hand at me, looking stubborn, my heart suddenly felt inexplicably sour, and our heroes were also hurt... What, I'm not a hero? Laughing and running 10 armies is not a hero?

This time it didn't take long for me to enter the timeline, and after the eyes began to be colorful, I hurriedly turned the speed to the maximum, I summed up the experience, in fact, the oil to come and go to the Qin Dynasty is enough. Blame me for being greedy to see the scenery halfway and consume a lot, this car drives slowly and it costs fuel, but fortunately it is economical to run in the timeline, and more than 5 fuel is enough for 100 kilometers.

After more than 9 hours of running, I finally came back, when I parked the car in front of the house, I really felt like a world away, but to be honest, I didn't feel very good when I came back, first of all, the air was particularly uncomfortable, as if I was buckled into the pot, I was not used to the environment and air that I couldn't see at a glance. Then there is our place although it has been spring, but the northern city is still quite cold, in the timeline you will not be constrained by the temperature, now only in the key part of the blanket I can not stand it, I opened the car door just about to rush home, I saw a group of people coming from behind my house, they are a sales lady led by the villa area to visit, while pointing at the houses and rockeries on both sides.

As soon as I saw that this was the case, I hurriedly retracted back into the car, although the other party did not notice my embarrassment. But I also noticed someone in the car, and a couple found that they were running towards me like a baby. I only heard the woman say: "Eh, sir, I heard that there are only two houses sold here, it seems that it is you, we would like to ask you about your personal experience, how is it here?" After all, you can't just listen to the sales lady..."The woman said that she had already walked to my car, and saw me sitting in the car naked, and pretended to put a hand on the window leisurely, and immediately turned her head with a red face and walked back.

Her husband saw me too, but this one was more composed, and he came to my car and went inside to take a look. With his hands behind his back, he asked, "Are you..."

I knocked on the door with my finger and said casually, "Oh, I'm a winter swimmer." As he spoke, he made a gesture of shaking the water in his ears, and the man's eyes lit up when he heard it. Turning around and asking the sales lady, "Can you swim in your artificial lake?" ”

Sales Lady: "... Uh, yes. ”

The man put his hand in through the window and said, "Fortunately, I'm also a winter swimmer." ”

I just hope they get away. Pi Xiaorou didn't smile and said: "Fortunately, fortunately." ”

The man looked at the newly thawed artificial lake and then at me, and said, "How about you give us a swim?" ”

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In the evening, I sat on the sofa with a big quilt in front of me, and put buns in front of me to boil ginger soup.

Although I didn't give the man a performance, but this also froze me enough, before leaving the man was very excited, saying that the house would be bought here, and swimming in the winter in the future can be regarded as a companion, the woman did not agree, and whispered to the man: "I see that person is perverted, let's go and see elsewhere..."

Hua Mulan looked at me in embarrassment and asked with a smile, "Where did you come from?" "I was still naked when she opened the door for me, and thankfully she didn't tell the buns.

Wu Sangui approached me and sniffled vigorously, and said nervously: "I smell the battlefield."

Baozi said with a sigh: "You went to fight with someone?" Where have you been these days, the phone is not in the service area, and you don't say to call home. ”

I picked up the ginger soup and took two sips, sneezed and said, "Your husband and I, facing thousands of troops alone, guess what, I just laughed like that, the other party's army of 100,000 >..."

Baozi stomped his feet and said, "The person is already burned, you look at him, I'll go get an ice towel." ”

Wu Sangui saw the bun leave, pulled me and whispered, "Xiaoqiang, where have you been these days?" ”

I still can't get enough of it: "I'll tell you, that brother Yu really didn't fight a battle, with 10,000, the other party didn't even have the strength to fight back... But he also said that it was with my help. ”

Wu Sangui was stunned and said, "Did you really see Brother Xiang?" ”

I let out a sigh of relief and said, "I'll tell you about this, but don't tell Baozi first, I'm afraid that she will have a fetal gas, and I will really see Brother Yu again..."

"So... Can we go back? ”

Hua Mulan interjected: "Not necessarily, even if we can go back, we still have to drink that bowl of Meng Po soup, if Xiaoqiang doesn't go to us, we won't know that we have died once." ”

Wu Sangui grabbed my hand and said excitedly: "That...", but after saying this word, there was no more follow-up, and after a long time, he said gloomily, "Hey, that Xiaoqiang doesn't have to go to me." I didn't have much to remember in my life, and I didn't have anything to do again. ”

Hua Mulan also sighed: "People who can leave a small name in history, in fact, which one is not a lifetime of hardship, if I want to live like that for another 12 years, I am really afraid that I will not be able to stand it." ”

I said with a gloomy face: "What do you mean, that I am not welcome to visit the two of you?" ”

Hua Mulan and Wu Sangui glanced at each other, and said with a smile: "It's best not to go, if you go to us, it will mean that we are causing you trouble." ”

At this time, Baozi rushed over with an ice towel and shouted, "Hurry up, hurry up, get him down..."

Don't say it. The ice towel wrapped in the bun made my head very good, and I suddenly thought: Most of these people will still go down according to their original trajectory after they go back, of course there will be emergencies, but people's personality is the determining factor, take Xiang Yu as an example, he will never change his opinion of enemies and friends because of one or two accidental events, that is to say, he digests the impact of emergencies by himself, so I came to a conclusion, after doing the second fool and the fat man, basically there is no need to run in the future.

The next day. I went to He Tiandou with a head that was extremely awake from ice cream, and Liu Lao Liu was actually there. I sat down on He Tiandou's sofa and said simply: "I didn't go to the Qin Dynasty this time." ”

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He Tiandou said: "We already know about it, and we are talking about it." ”

I stretched out my hand and said, "Give me a few more and I'll put this thing right." ”

Liu Lao Liu asked, "What are you going to do?" ”

I said: "I've thought about it, first give the herb to Jing Ke to eat, Qin Shi Huang is the emperor, it is more difficult for me to get close to him, as long as I give the herb to Jing Ke to eat, let him not assassinate the fat man?" ”

He Tiandou smiled deeply: "I'm afraid it's not that easy." ”

I said, "I'm going mainly to save Jing Ke, but let's leave them alone, most of the fat people will be safe, right?" ”

He Tiandou shook his head again and again and said, "You forgot something." Jing Ke's dagger to assassinate Qin is still with you, this is an important prop, of course, Jing Ke may use another dagger to assassinate Qin Shi Huang without it. It may also be possible to use other methods and other weapons, but this is an extremely significant variable, even if he uses a dagger that is exactly the same as before to stab Qin. It's hard to say whether the outcome will be the same. ”

I heard it in a cold sweat: the second fool came to me on the first day and asked me why I failed to assassinate Qin, I taught him to enlarge the scale of the territory of Zhao Kingdom, and bring a long guy into it, he wouldn't really bring a Fang Tian painting halberd, right?

He Tiandou smiled and said: "So, whether it is morally or responsible, you must go on this trip." ”

I thought about it and said to Liu Laoliu: "If you want to go, you have to change the car for me, the first is this clothes, take this time as an example, basically, there are few clothes in the National Museum that I can wear to the place... If I go back to the late Qing Dynasty, my great-grandfather left us a cricket pot to block it, this is not good, you also know that the laws of the Qin Dynasty are very harsh, and you have to cut off your hands if you pour some garbage at the door, and even the police will not let me go when I am naked, and when I get there, I don't see Qin Shi Huang and castrate me directly... Maybe history has changed like this, wasn't the one who taught Qin Shi Huang to draw his sword a eunuch? The predecessor is me! Also, no matter how much oil is calculated, I can't come back if I am full, I have calculated, after running the Qin Dynasty, the oil in the oil tank is enough for me to turn over to the Northern Wei Dynasty at most, and I don't even have an acquaintance if Sister Mulan doesn't go back. ”

Liu Laoliu nodded vigorously and said: "Blame me, because I didn't have any experience before, I ignored these things, and I will add a sealing spell to your car in a while, so that as long as the things in the car will not be affected." ”

I'm overjoyed, so I can make a big show by stealing and playing tricks like a time-space dealer! Think about it, even if Qin Shi Huang didn't remember who I was, I put a disposable lighter in front of him, and it was not difficult to ask him for a county.

Liu Lao Liu glanced at me and said, "But I also have to remind you that it is best not to bring things that go against the times, and it will be your trouble if something happens at that time." ”

I said with a calm face: "Also, the cooling period of that car is too long, three days on the left and three days on the right, I don't have to do anything after 10 missions a year." ”

Liu Lao Liu held his chin and thought for a long time and said, "Well, since you mind, I can think of a way to add a kamikaze to you tomorrow to cool the engine." ”

Hehe, it's finally a small profit, kamikaze, it sounds very majestic...

I said to He Tiandou quietly: "Okay, give me the wolf." ”

At this time, He Tiandou laughed dryly twice, and said, "Hu... Something went wrong. ”

My heart sank to the ground: "What's the matter? ”

This time, He Tiandou said very shamefully: "It's not done yet." When he saw that my hand was already on the ashtray, he exclaimed, "But you can take the temptation grass!" ”