How familiar this scene is! Back when we were living in a pawnshop... Especially when the buns are just cooked, you can see them almost every day.

I looked at this and that, confused, and muttered, "Why hasn't this dream woken up yet?" ”

Xiang Yu rattled his fists, approached me and said, "I'll give you a punch to see if it hurts... Wasn't that how you experimented with me in the first place? ”

I jumped 3 meters away with an arrow step, there are some things I would rather believe, in case it wasn't for a dream, he wouldn't have stabbed me with this punch? I quietly reached behind my back and pinched my ass, and it hurt! Of course, you can also interpret it as Baozi is pinching my ass in bed, this is not impossible, in fact, I once dreamed that I was swimming in rough seas, and when I woke up, I saw that I had rolled onto Baozi, and once I dreamed of diving... It was a bun rolling on me, and another time I dreamed of rolling from bed to the ground... That's literally rolling to the ground.

So far, I have no doubts, but I still deliberately pretended to be unfazed and said, "You guys are back?" ”

Liu Bang ignored me, and suddenly rushed into the house like a smoke: "Grab a better room!" Master Li and Hua Mulan also followed in with a smile, and when I saw that only the fat man didn't move, I asked, "Brother Ying, why don't you go?" ”

The fat man said: "What about robbing (what), hungry and old places." Saying that, I also went in with his game console, I looked at Wu Sangui, who was walking leisurely at the end, and asked, "Third brother, your Great Zhou Emperor is gone?" ”

Wu Sangui said: "! Why don't you do it, GM, Ford, Chrysler, why don't I do it? ”

I wondered, "Where are you guys coming from, this is what happened a few days ago, right?" ”

Wu Sangui pointed at him and was stupid: "We just listened to the radio with that, and I said that the world financial turmoil will have nothing to do with our Yucai coin, right?" ”

I said, "No." Bingdao and education are not in line with the axis of death. ”

I looked at the second fool again and said with a smile: "Kezi, where did you buy the radio?" ”

The second fool withdrew his gaze from the sky at a 45-degree angle and said, "On the street, 55 bought it." ”

I glanced at the thing in his hand. Disdainfully: "Let people cheat, I buy the most."

The second fool smiled mysteriously, and suddenly pressed out an empty warehouse from the broken box in his hand: "I can still listen to the cassette..." For someone as nostalgic as me, there are only two demagnetized Little Tigers left in their hands.

At this time, I listened to the excited screams of the buns upstairs in our house: "Wow... I'm not dreaming, am I? I hurriedly ran upstairs, shouting as I ran: "Brother Yu, don't do it yourself!" "Finally got a chance for revenge... I'm going to have to pinch someone else's ass hard this time!

Wait for me to run up. The bun was already pulling Mulan and laughing and jumping. My son was casually thrown on the bed by her, looking up and crying without tears, Master Li gently picked up the bag in distress, and said angrily to the bun: "Cousin-in-law, how can you look at the child so much?" ”

The little thing opened his eyes and saw that his group of godfathers and godmothers had arrived, so he cried out loud at the right time, looking extremely angry, intending to use public opinion to denounce Baozi's perverse behavior.

Xiang Yu, the ancestor of the Xiang family, said first: "You are too careless with the buns." ”

Qin Shi Huang said: "Just the silk (is) drop." Be careful with the broken (small) dripping baby. ”

Only Liu Bang stuck his head out of his room and said: "How can people be so delicate, my son has not been beaten since he was a child, and he is still an emperor." ”

Shouldn't have seen his mother, Xiao Xiang has been duly condemned. Satisfied, he buried his head in Master Li's arms, then sniffled, and the second fool who came in later said, "Put it down, you have a strange smell on your body." ”

Master Li said innocently: "I didn't wear perfume today." ”

Before the words fell, he shouldn't have suddenly sucked his little mouth towards Master Li's chest, Master Li was caught off guard and was sucked up, and his face turned red and said, "Ah, this little guy..."

Fortunately, the bun should be taken away immediately. patted his little buttocks and smiled: "Your godmother didn't have a little brother before, you sucked it for nothing." We laughed. Master Li almost hid his face and fled, scolding Baozi: "My cousin-in-law is becoming more and more unserious." ”

It is the so-called chromophobia. I suddenly found that men have actually revolved around women's breasts in this life, and our family shouldn't be hungry now, and later... Well, everyone understands, or it's not easy to be called indecent.

These people came to my house, only in the house of the bun for a while, and then some changed slippers, some looked for their own toothbrushes that they used before, and only left me and the bun in the local area, "I don't know that I am a guest in my dream", and they directly "directly regard Hangzhou as Bianzhou." ”

I was stunned for a while before I grabbed Xiang Yu who passed by me, and before I could speak, Xiang Yu asked me first: "Where are my big pants?" I pointed to the cabinet blankly, Xiang Yu nodded, and was about to leave, I hurriedly grabbed him again, "Eh, I haven't asked you yet." ”

"Ask what?"

“… What about sister-in-law? "Personally, Xiang Yu seems to have no reason not to be with Yu Ji... Yu Ji should give birth in two months. At this time, he still dares to run around? Also, how did they get back?

"Your sister-in-law is fine." Xiang Yu changed his big pants and washed his face in slippers, so I had to hold Master Li again, "What about Shaoyan?" ”

Master Li took a few new underwear from Baozi and walked into his room, and when he saw me ask her, he said, "Shaoyan went to pick up his grandmother." ”

“… How did you get back? ”

"Take a taxi." Master Li said naturally.

I wanted to ask again, but Master Li glanced at the watch on the wall and exclaimed, "Oh, we should go." ”

I was so frightened by the bun that I couldn't help but shout, "Where are you going?" You're here for me to shake around, huh? "Whatever the reason, if that's the case, it's better to be a dream, it's too cruel for me and Baozi.

Baozi hugged it tightly, standing at the top of the stairs as if he was frightened, and one hand subconsciously grabbed Mulan, who happened to pass by.

Seeing our expressions, Master Li was stunned for a moment and suddenly giggled: "Silly, we include you and your cousin... It's time for us to educate talents. ”

I wondered: "To educate talents? ”

Master Li said helplessly: "Immortal Liu really didn't tell you? ”

"Liu Lao Liu? Say what? How did you come here, not afraid that the Heavenly Dao would send you back? ”

Master Li said: "Actually, my cousin-in-law just gave birth to us, and we all received a notice from Liu Xianren. From today until the 2009 Lunar New Year, as long as the number of people on the Bing Dao side and Yucai's activities does not exceed 1,000, it doesn't matter, and in the remaining two months, we, your former customers, can walk around as we please. ”

I suddenly said, "So you're here?" Lunar New Year... That's exactly two months away. "No wonder I and Baozi went to Xiang Yu and Liu Bang, they deliberately didn't come to send it, it turned out that they wanted to surprise us today. And when we said goodbye to the fat man yesterday, they didn't express too much sadness, because they knew that they would meet again today, and this secret was almost told by the second fool, so Qin Shi Huang dragged him at that time...

"Really?" Baozi was immediately overjoyed, but she immediately said, "Oh, we should go to the Happy Forest, your father and my father are still waiting." ”

I said, "Let's go together." It's not like we haven't eaten together anyway. ”

Xiang Yu pinched my neck from behind and said, "What are you going to be happy into?" There are a lot of people waiting for you over there. ”

"Who are they?"

Xiang Yu said: "Anyway, everyone who should have come is here... Naturally, I can't leave your sister-in-law alone. ”

I exclaimed, "My sister-in-law is here too?" Xiang Yu smiled and nodded.

Qin Shi Huang interjected: "I am hungry and shouldn't have come to the drops, and there are a lot of them." ”

"Who shouldn't come?" I'm curious, the kind-hearted Qin Shi Huang also has a blacklist in his eyes?

Hua Mulan smiled: "Don't you know when you go?" Just rushed to my godson Xiao should not be full moon, it happened to be lazy in the way of heaven, and there were really a lot of people who shouldn't come. ”

I became more and more curious, and I was very embarrassed, but I was also puzzled: "Then what about me and the two adults of Baozi?" ”

Liu Bang said: "Oh, you're brainless, which side is important?" ”

"Uh..."To be honest, I still think the old people's side is more important, after all, they are all elders, and Baozi and I haven't had the courage to get up to the point of revealing the rod.

Xiang Yu said to Baozi very casually: "Call your dad and ask him to go to Yucai to see me." He had the confidence to say that. The old accountant is his great-grandson for I don't know how many generations...

But what about my father? The ancestors of our Xiao family seem to be in the middle of the court, and there is not even a celebrity among the customers I have received except Xiao Rang.

Liu Bang said: "Xiaoqiang, your father must know that you have offended almost all celebrities in history in order to eat a dispensable meal, and he is not allowed to smoke you?" ”

I was depressed and said, "What if he knew that I was not going to eat his meal in order to meet a bunch of messy people!" ”

A gan: "..."

Finally, I suddenly said, "Forget it." Let's go to Yucai first, and I'll figure it out later. ”

When I got to the door, I looked at the huge crowd and asked, "How to get there?" ”

Xiang Yu patted my invincible gold cup affectionately: "I'll drive this one." ”

Baozi said: "I can't sit down." ”

I couldn't help but glance at Xiang Yu and them, and said, "You guys just come and make a phone call and let us come over, you have to make a trip." ”

Xiang Yu smiled: "First, I'm afraid that you won't believe it, and second... We've all missed you. ”

I was immediately moved, it was not easy for such numb words to come out of his mouth. I was about to express my surging emotions to the ancestors of the buns. Who knew that Xiang Yu patted the big pants that he had just changed out in time. Said affectionately, "The main thing is that I miss it." ”…

I asked Baozi wistfully, "Where's your car?" ”

Baozi patted his head: "That's right." Forget that I'm also a car owner. She handed me over to hold the car, ran to drive, and after a while she dumped her Chevrolet out of the garage, and I went up and drove her in the passenger seat, and by the way, I shoved my son into her arms, muttering, "How can a woman drive a man to hold a child?" ”

Baozi was unconvinced: "What do you have to do?" Examben pediatrics are hung twice a person. ”

I snorted, "It's better than what you've never done in this third section so far!" ”

Liu Bang happened to get into our car and comforted Baozi: "It's okay Baozi, if you want to drive and follow me to transport, your car can definitely be reserved by nobles above the duke." ”

I said, "Is there a woman in your chauffeur?" ”

Liu Bangdao: "There are no drivers yet, but most of the service industries in our industry are beautiful women." ”

I scoffed, "Don't you just sell tickets?" ”

Liu Bang said seriously: "The tea and water poured on the golden carriage are more beautiful than the flight attendants." ”

I suddenly thought of a question and said, "Wearing your Hanfu, is the service industry easy?" Is it too tightly covered? ”

Liu Bang said: "You don't understand this, there can't be a bare-ass woman in a high-grade place, wearing a bra and small pants all over the world shouting that it's a bunny girl... Besides, what's wrong with Hanfu, don't you see that Japanese women wearing our Hanfu are quite popular all over the world? ”

I said, "They're popular because they don't wear clothes most of the time, right?" ”

Liu Bang smacked his lips and said, "By the way, when it comes to clothes, I really have to look for Fengfeng." ”

"What for?"

"Find her to make a batch of Tang costumes, that one is more exposed, and it has a selling point."

I said, "You are looking for Li Shimin in Tang costumes." ”

Without waiting for Liu Bang to speak, Baozi couldn't help but say, "You are stupid, isn't that expensive?" ”

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