On the way, Xiang Yu drove the broken bread and disappeared in a flash, this guy drove 140 miles again, I asked Liu Bang: "How is Su Houye now, did he come?" ”

Liu Bang said: "Don't mention it, it's a lot of trouble to invite him, that old boy doesn't know how to grow his head, so he doesn't listen to what he says, so he has to continue to let his two broken sheep goat." ”

"And then?" Baozi asked.

Liu Bang smiled evilly: "When we meet, you can ask him yourself." ”

I said, "So Su Houye has already arrived at Yucai?" ”

Liu Bang said proudly: "How can I not do what I want to do?" ”

I lowered my voice and said, "You really want to relive the old relationship with Fengfeng?" ”

Liu Bang was a little depressed and said: "Let's talk about business matters first, you also know that your sister-in-law is not a fuel-efficient lamp." ”

I was surprised: "My sister-in-law is here too?" She said she didn't mind. ”

Liu Bang snorted: "When did that girl tell the truth?" Especially in this regard, it is impossible for a woman to tell you the truth. ”

I was in high spirits and said, "Really? Is this true for every woman? ”

"Nonsense!" Liu Bang didn't bother to tell me more.

I immediately straightened up and looked at Baozi and said, "Baozi, haven't you always said that you are against me marrying Xiao, are you telling the truth?" ”

Baozi smiled and said, "You try." ”

I turned back with a bitter face and said, "Bangzi, you lied to me!" ”

When it was almost time to Yucai, our car was suddenly inexplicably wrapped in a burst of traffic. I could only slowly slip forward, and when I arrived at the parking lot of Yucai, I saw that it was already full of cars. Yucai's parking lot is said to be big and similar to a small square, and this situation is not usually possible. A junior was wiping sweat while directing people to park, pointing and gesturing: "You, you, stick a little more inside, hey, that, hit the wheel to the right..."

"This man looks a little familiar—" I muttered to myself, stunned for a moment when I saw our car. He gestured at me, "You come this way..."

I poked my head out and asked, "You're new here?" "I don't even know when there was such an extra one.

When the latter saw me, he said affectionately: "One hundred and nine brothers, it's me!" ”

When he greeted me like this, I immediately remembered - isn't this the guy in Zhugui's hotel?

I sweated and said, "You're here too?" Brothers have arrived? ”

The guy said, "I'm waiting for you." ”

“… Brother Song Jiang and Brother Wu Song are also here? ”

The man said: "One hundred and eight leaders are not less, and they are all here with Brother Fang La." ”

Thinking about Hua Rong Wu Song and Fang La's four heavenly kings, those clone faces sweat on my forehead, it seems that today is definitely not an ordinary mess.

When we got out of the car and walked out of the distance, the guy was still shouting in a hurry, and Baozi said: "Why is it so lively, what award has our Yucai people won?" ”

I also wondered, where did so many people come from? I turned my head and saw Sun Sixin standing at the school gate, a young man dressed up and receiving guests. I hurriedly ran over: "Little grandson! ”

Sun Sixin just let a person in with a smile on his face, and when he saw that it was me, he greeted: "Brother Qiang, why are you here?" ”

I grabbed him and asked, "What are these people, what day is today?" ”

Sun Sixin couldn't help but smile and said: "Look at what you said, it's not today..." Before he finished speaking, a big man with a shaved scalp got out of an Audi A6, and the door was not closed, and he came up and slapped me away, and shouted in a rough voice: "Brother Qiang." Congratulations, my son doesn't say hello at the full moon, and we have to keep our faces shy, I'm afraid we can't afford to pay for it? ”

I looked back. It was the tiger, and he hurriedly smiled: "It's Brother Tiger - how do you know that my son is full moon?" ”

The tiger was dissatisfied: "If it weren't for my master's notification, I really wouldn't know. ”

"Your master?"

"Dong Ping."

I suddenly said, "Oh, it's him." ”

At this time, as soon as the back door of the tiger car opened, an old man in a silk gown came out unhurriedly, wearing small round sunglasses, carrying a three-string in his hand, pinched it on my arm and said, "Sun Tzu." You can do it. Got the little one out so quickly? ”

I hurriedly hugged the old man: "Master Gu, are you here too?" ”

Lao Gu put a pile of sunglasses and sanxian'er into my hand. He looked at it carefully, nodded and said, "Mmmm, this kid looks smart, has he thought about learning literature or martial arts?" ”

I respectfully said, "What do you think you look like? ”

The old man hooked his little hand that shouldn't be there, and said, "Look at palmistry, this kid can play the three strings well, and he can also practice iron sand palms - is it officially apprenticed?" ”

I said, "... Not yet, but I recognized a bunch of godfathers. I deliberately lowered my voice for the last few words, and Lao Gu probably understood who those godfathers were referring to.

The old man paused and said: "Yo, then this child is not young, I also said that I recognize a godgrandson, it seems that we can only be commensurate with brothers, and our brothers will be closer in the future." ”

I shouted, "Don't be cheap, old man, I am your grandson, if you are two brothers, then what do I have to do with my son?" ”

As we laughed, the parking lot became more and more crowded, and Zhu Gui's guy pointed at the tiger and said, "Hey, that big man, hurry up and park your car." ”

The tiger raised his eyebrows and said, "How can you speak, can you be polite?" ”

Before I could mediate, a few small guys suddenly popped up next to me and flattered: "Don't be angry." As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to the tiger and said, "If you want to trust us, leave this matter to us." "I looked angry and laughed, these boys are none other than our Xiao Mansion, these guys can't do anything else, they are definitely journeymen in hospitality and parking, and they are all good at using my broken bread.

The tiger was stunned. I handed the key to the little guy, and the little guy took the key with a smile on his face. I kicked him in the ass and laughed, "Get out, you know to tip!" When the little guy saw me talking, he didn't dare to stop and hurriedly got into the car, and the tiger said embarrassedly: "Look at what this is talking about, forget this stubble." "I just rushed up and stuffed 50 yuan into his hand...

Accompanied Gu Ye and Tiger to the front gate square of Yucai, and saw several workers struggling to put two large vases at the school gate. A worker walked up to me with a small notebook and said, "You are Mr. Xiao, we are..."

I waved my hand: "Miss Chen Kejiao asked you to send it, right?" ”

The head of the workers wondered, "How do you know the ground?" ”

"It's not her who blames!" I signed his notebook, swept left and right, and sure enough, the "White Lotus Sect Master" White Lotus also came, White Lotus was dressed in beige professional clothes, and walked over with a smile and said, "Congratulations, Brother Xiaoqiang." As he spoke, he pinched his face and said hello to the bun, and I smiled: "Your boss has brought you here again?" Next time, do you want to send something else, I think of you Miss Chen when I see the vase now, is this detrimental to the image of a strong woman like her? ”

White Lotus covered her mouth and smiled: "Actually, if it weren't for it, there was no way. What woman wouldn't want to be a vase? ”

I laughed and said, "What about you?" ”

White Lotus sighed faintly and complainedly: "I want to be a vase and I don't have that capital." ”

I hurriedly said: "Sensei modest, who dares to treat you as a vase, then his wallet will definitely be unlucky The White Lotus Sect Master glanced at me, hugged the ancient master for me and said: "You are the protagonist today, let's see if there is anything that needs to be arranged, I will accompany the old man in." ”

I shouted behind them, "Master Gu, I can remind you that no matter what she sells you, you must weigh it before you buy it." "I fully believe that White Lotus can sell the electric guitar as a national instrument to Gu Ye...

Unconsciously, the bun twisted on my waist and whispered, "Why did that Chen Kejiao give you a vase?" "Baozi heard about my past life with Chen Kejiao like a joke, but at this moment, I still kept enough vigilance. To be honest, I myself am also suspicious of what Liu Lao Liu said about the love of the third world, this is probably a gimmick he made up casually in order to deceive me, what do you say Chen Kejiao looks like a goblin in addition to 36D? Well, if you guess it's also a vase essence.

I knocked off the bun's hand and said, "How do I know?" "I am used to being sent a vase by Chen Kejiao. I'm curious how she knew about delivering a vase today?

I turned around and asked Sun Sixin, "Are these people here to celebrate the full moon for my son?" The impact is not very good, right? "Aren't the sky-high cigarette smokers and those who built luxury graves exposed on the Internet some time ago all dismounted? I can be regarded as half a public figure, I celebrate the full moon for my son at school, and I make a lot of trouble in the city, and if I don't get it right, I have to deal with it as an unhealthy trend.

In the oncoming crowd, there were people constantly greeting me, some tigers were in the same door, my former friends, and the villagers of Yao Village. Bar staff. There are also many practitioners who met during the martial arts conference, and some people are vaguely familiar but can't be named. A big fat man stopped in front of me on a sidebike and shouted, "Xiaoqiang, congratulations." ”

I smiled and said, "Second fat, you kid is here too?" ”

Erfat Fei got out of the car, took out a two- or three-year-old girl from the arms of the woman in the bucket, put it around her neck, and said, "Call uncle." ”

The little girl called sweetly: "Shu Xiao." ”

Baozi suddenly couldn't stand it anymore, touched the top of the little girl's head and asked, "How old are you?" ”

Er Fat smiled: "Just three years old, Xiaoqiang, how about our two families climb into a family?" ”

I couldn't help but say, "Yo, another female junior hugging gold bricks, that's a good daring!" ”

Liu Bang coughed behind me and said, "Xiaoqiang, you already have a family member." At the critical moment, he was quite oriented towards Zhang Liang

I glanced at him and said, "What are more in-laws afraid of, the ambition that my generation can't fulfill is not fulfilled in my son?" "Isn't it just a few more mothers-in-law, I don't think our family should be able to deal with it.

Speaking of my mother-in-law, I noticed that Erfat and his wife, this is a woman who usually dresses plainly, and she is probably not very sociable, but she smiled shyly at us, and I whispered to Erfat: "How is my sister-in-law compared to Ermei?" ”

The second fat came to me: "I suspect that your sister-in-law is Mink Zen now!" ”

I was shocked. Q: "Why do you say that?" ”

The second fat squeezed his eyebrows and said, "This is not enough for outsiders." ”

I watched in amazement as he hugged his daughter and hugged the waist of "Mink Zen" and gradually walked away, pouting and saying, "Cut, what is not enough to be an outsider." Isn't that what happened in bed? ”

Baozi asked, "What do you say?" ”

I also picked up the bun on the waist: "We were still Shih Tzu in our last life." ”

A person said behind me: "Then you were Fan Li in your last life?" ”

I was startled, and when I looked back, I saw that it was a middle-aged man with a fat figure, with a harmless smile on his face, and a little thankful - Fei San

I was startled and said, "Why are you so elusive?" "When I looked at the parking lot, I saw that his tattered red flag was already parked there, and there was still a plastic bomb disguised as a small stone lion on the windshield...

Fei Sankou smiled and said, "Professional habits-I said that your movement is quite big." ”

I followed his gaze and looked into the parking lot, where all sorts of cars were already filling up, and there was a steady stream of cars coming in. In addition to our Xiao Mansion Ding, the ruffians under Xiao Liuzi also came out to help, and I pointed to the squatting Xiao Liu: "Why don't you hurry up and cook?" With so many guests at noon, do you let them eat grass? ”

Xiao Liu shrugged innocently: "They kicked me out." ”

"Who?"

“… I don't know, I heard that the man was a palace chef or something, anyway, he didn't let me do it. ”

Fei Sankou scratched his head and said, "Which god of food did you bring here again, Yiya?" Zhou Xingxing? ”

I said bitterly: "I don't know, in the words of Comrade Ying, there are a lot of people who shouldn't have come today." ”

Fei Sankou reminded: "With such a big gathering, you have to pay attention to the impact." ”

The two of us kept squeezing and grunting as we spoke, and Fei Sankou obviously understood the ingredients of my group of guests today. I said, "Why don't you steal the two unimportant ones and put them in the Forbidden City?" ”

Fei Sankou said with a smile: "Is Comrade Ying here, I still have some questions about the preservation of cultural relics that I need to ask him for." ”

I was displeased: "You came for official business, huh?" ”

Fei Sankou hurriedly said: "Don't be polite, in addition to official business, I also want to celebrate the full moon for my little nephew, after all, we have to be friends, right?" ”

I was satisfied: "That's pretty much it. ”

Fei Sankou began to grope his pockets and said, "Since you are all Fan Li, it is not uncommon for you to give you money, give you something new as a gift-"

I immediately came to my senses and pinched his jacket pocket: "Is there automatic lead?" ”

Fei Sankou this guy fooled me as much as he could, the lighter he gave me last time didn't work at all, I thought he could at least give me a lighter this time. It's actually a camera, so she gave me what looks like a camera, but it's actually a lighter...

Send Fei Sankou in, before we can move the place. An old-fashioned Lincoln quietly but vigorously came out of the crowd in the traffic, followed by a small car, at a glance it was known to be a bodyguard, the car in front stopped, the driver trotted all the way around the back door, and opened the door respectfully, an old guy in a gray cloth shirt came out unhurriedly, and raised his hand to greet me: "Xiaoqiang." Congratulations. ”

I didn't recognize this person at first. It wasn't until three more people came out of the car behind him that he saw something - these three people in suits and leather shoes were all high-quality brand goods. The hand is also pressed on the intercom in the ear like a professional bodyguard, but the hair color is relatively bright: red, yellow and green are three-colored, which looks like a traffic light is reversed from a distance.

When the old guy subconsciously picked up a can under his feet without taking two steps, I finally reacted - willow planters! Alias King Trash.

"Mr. Wang!" No matter what the old man said, he is also the leader of the road now, so I also gave him enough face, and stretched out his hand to shake it with him in a fake way, and Liu Xiazu picked up a mineral water bottle a few steps away from me, and then came to me leisurely with his back hand and said, "I have dirty hands, so I won't shake with you." ”

I said hesitantly: "My net worth is hundreds of millions, why hasn't the old problem changed?" ”

Liu Xia said: "It's always good to be diligent and thrifty, and it's natural to get used to it." As he spoke, he handed over the trampled cans and mineral water bottles to the hands of the red fur who caught up later, and the red fur was not surprised to take out a red willow green nylon net pocket from the pocket of the SAINT ANGELO suit and carefully put it away...

I coughed twice and said, "Mr. Wang, please." ”

Liu Xia nodded, patted me on the shoulder and said, "Have a good drink with you at noon." He said that he went in with the traffic lights.

I saw that Xinxin's clothes were slapped with mud handprints by him, and muttered while wiping them distressedly: "This is good, black and white are all right." ”

partition

Everyone is impatient, I'm sorry, Xiaohua on the one hand wants to be more, on the other hand, I can't write out the complicated clues, shoddy for fear of you scolding, not more and no face to see people can only disappear a little for a few days, after eight worships this trembling is a little unfavorable, everyone forgive me, two days after tomorrow to strive to put the full moon wine in the yard out, to our chaos to draw a perfect end.

But it's still the same sentence, I don't guarantee that it will end up as a comedy, and it may be extremely depressed, unaggrieved, and so on

Laugh alive and evilly.