The day after the emperors left, Mulan was also going back to China, she was now a special identity, busy with official business, Mulan hugged me and Baozi and said: "I will come to see you when the little guy is full moon, the little elephant will go with me, and it will be more convenient for Cao Cao to come to see him." ”

Cao Xiaoxiang kissed his younger brother, looked up and said pitifully, "Dad, do you want me in the future?" ”

I hurriedly squatted down and said, "How could Dad not want you?" I suddenly thought of a question and said to him, "Little elephant, it is said that you can return to your father Cao Cao in three months, and when the time comes..."

Who knew that Cao Xiaoxiang simply said: "I'm not going back." ”

I wondered, "Why?" ”

Cao Xiaoxiang said, "I don't want to fight with my brothers. It turns out that he understands everything, and it is probably because of his smart and tranquil personality that Cao Cao likes him so much.

I patted his head and said, "Then Daddy will pick you up later." ”

In addition to me and Baozi, there is another person who is reluctant to give up on the baby elephant... Hu Hai took Cao Xiaoxiang's hand and bowed his head silently, the two children have cultivated a deep relationship these days.

Hu Hai looked back at Qin Shi Huang and said timidly: "Father, I want to give Brother Little Elephant a gift." ”

The fat man said: "You can do it." Hu Hai muttered: "Qi, Chu, Wei, and Zheng have all been sent out." Brother Little Elephant, you should be the king of Lu. ”

Baozi whispered: "Isn't this kid too generous?" "I am King Qi and King Zheng, and Baozi is King Sima and King Wei. Our family should not have been named the king of Chu before he was born, and now Cao Xiaoxiang has been named the king of Lu, and our family's shares in the Qin Dynasty alone are far more than 51%.

Cao Xiaoxiang took Hu Hai's hand, and said in a serious voice: "Brother Xian, your gift is too heavy, and the foolish brother can't repay it, so I'll teach you the secrets of transferring 30 people." "We all laughed, it turned out that Cao Xiaoxiang was not old and kind. It took so long to teach, and the little elephant continued, "I didn't teach you before, because I was afraid that you would be greedy for fun and miss your studies, and the two "Treatise on the Qin Dynasty" and "The Treatise on the Six Kingdoms" I left you must appreciate the truth when you can understand it." ”

I'm ashamed, look at the ideological realm of others!

Empress Lu came over and greeted me: "Xiaoqiang, I should also go, and finally ask you something... Is there anyone outside our family? ”

"Uh..."I was embarrassed: "Sister-in-law, it's best for you to negotiate this matter privately with Brother Liu." ”

Empress Lu sighed and said, "I don't mean to pursue it, a man like your brother Liu." It's nothing to have one or two people out there, I just want to meet this sister. ”

I carried the bun: "You also learn from your sister-in-law's mind!" On this day, I received a call from my old man, who shouted fiercely: "Little rabbit cub, are you dead outside?" ”

Me: "..."

Before I could find any excuses, the old man suddenly changed his tone and said pitifully: "Qiangzi, come back quickly, let me see the little thing, do you know it." I don't even dare to go out now, for fear that the neighbors will ask me what my grandson looks like, do you say that there is a grandfather like me? ”

I was speechless, the old man was right. To put it mildly, Baozi and I are going to die, their old couple is the logical guardian, how can there be a child born a month ago, grandpa has never even seen one? The old man has been murdering me, in fact, it is better to say that he has been begging me, my son has grown up, his wings are stiff, and the old man shouts a few words from you because he cares about you and wants to attract your attention, just like when we were children who were coquettish in front of them...

I was silent for a moment. I had to say, "When do you think we're going back?" ”

The old man suddenly came to his senses: "The day after tomorrow should not be a full moon." Will you be able to come back tomorrow? ”

I had no choice but to say, "We'll go back tomorrow." ”

The old man said in his loud voice as always: "I know that you don't dare to fight." I'll tell you the truth, I've booked all the restaurants for Full Moon Wine... It's the place where you and Baozi got married, what's it called? Happy Forest! ”

I hung up the phone to look at Baozi, and Baozi smiled wryly at me: her old accountant gave her the same ultimatum.

Therefore, children are an important link to maintain the family, you see how many families on the verge of dissolution are because they suddenly have children can only get by, this killer trick also has a scientific name called raw rice into mature rice. Baozi and I are both only children, the child is over the full moon, and the two old people have been eyeing each other for many years.

Baozi sighed and said, "You said that we can bring all the old people to the Qin Dynasty, we will live here in the future, I really don't want to go back." ”

To be honest, I don't want to go back, how good is it in the Qin Dynasty? Now we have several kings, as long as we get along with Xiao Huhai, this world will have to be mine sooner or later...

But reality is reality, not to mention that from the 21st century to the Qin Dynasty, the four old people couldn't stand it... What Baozi is trying to do is nothing more than a reunion, which is impossible, none of my customers are people who can give up their lives casually, we are destined to live in our own trajectories.

Seeing that it is imperative to go back, I think it is necessary to say hello to Xiang Yu and Liu Bang who are still outside, if you can catch up, you may be able to have a casual meal in the evening, but these two guys led their wives to stay at Wang Xizhi and didn't want to come back, saying that they wanted to let the baby in Yu Ji's belly be subjected to prenatal education, and the other said that they couldn't come back for the time being, Su Houye was very stubborn, although he still didn't buy the old leader's tent after eating, Liu Bang was thinking of a way. As a result, there were only two people who went to send us the next day, the fat man, the second fool and Master Li, Jin Shaoyan. Baozi shouldn't be in his arms, and I turned around three times in one step, and I stood by the car and watched them. We all know in our hearts that it is not so easy to think about it again this time, and the three-month period has only two months left unconsciously.

I glanced at Master Li, whose arms were entwined, and asked Jin Shaoyan, "You really don't plan to go back?" ”

Jin Shaoyan smiled faintly and said, "I have to come back when I go back, it's sad in vain." ”

Master Li said: "Don't worry, cousin and sister-in-law, we will take care." ”

I'll take a look at the two fools. The fool was very calm, nodded at me and said, "Let's go, we..."

This sentence is quite redundant, although there are cars coming and going in the military road, but the space can be extended infinitely, Baozi frequently turned back and said: "Let's go like this?" ”

"And what else do you want?" I said this, and I looked back frequently, since the first long goodbye between me and the five, goodbye has always been more and less. I didn't expect to be in such a hurry this time.

I drove the car into the military road, pointed to the bustling crowd on both sides of the road and said to the still sad buns: "You take a last look at this road is real, there is no road so wide for you to toss." ”

Baozi's face became more and more gloomy, she surrounded the small quilt that should not be carefully, and suddenly pulled the window and poked her head out, I didn't react, I only heard her shouting at the carriage in front of us: "Get out of the way, I'm the great Sima of the Qin State!" ”

In the surprised and awe-inspiring eyes of passers-by, our car sped by, and I looked at the buns in wonder. Baozi said embarrassedly: "Before leaving, I used my authority..."

Me: "..."

In fact, I understand that this is Baozi saying goodbye to Bingdao in her way, and when I passed by the Tang Dynasty and Liangshan on the way, I wanted to stop several times to see those old friends. But I endured it, it was only less than a day, just as Jin Shaoyan said, it was just sad.

The way back was still in the garage of He Tiandou's house, and as soon as we got out of the garage door, we shouted: "The air here smells so bad, you shouldn't choke it." When I looked at it, I saw that the little guy frowned and raised a pair of small fists in protest. I said helplessly: "No way. It's good to get used to it. I pressed the key and rolled down the automatic door, "Doesn't the Qin Dynasty also have such a door?" Baozi said disdainfully. Am I rare? Wouldn't it be good for me to hire two people to open the door with this poke? The air just made this door break! ”

As I spoke, I glanced back and saw that the passage in the garage was completely closed.

Received the news that we are coming back, my old man and the old lady and the bun and the two elders of their family came to see their grandson, according to my meaning tomorrow will meet tomorrow and the day is not early, so there is no need to run, the four old people are anxious with me, enter the door and count me down before they began to gnaw on the grandson, I and the bun on the side of the look is very emotional, we did not have this treatment when we were children, this is the next generation of relatives.

Baozi's mother asked Baozi: "Do you have milk?" ”

Baozi: "..."Don't look at Baozi's usual big grin, but also on occasions, in front of her parents-in-law and the whole family, she can only be speechless in the face of such a problem, but I understand that elderly women are almost taboo on this issue, such as the daughter-in-law of the Zhang family gave birth to a child, they often go to Daoxi regardless of the occasion and the object to arrest who asks who "Do you have milk?" ”

I saw that the bun was dumb, and the elders' questions could not be answered, so I had to say: "There is milk, there is milk." ”

This time, all four parents looked at me playfully... I just reacted, it's awkward to think about it, and just wanted to explain, the bun kicked me in the back unconsciously...

The old accountant said to my father proudly: "How about Lao Xiao, our daughter-in-law didn't marry in vain, right?" The big fat boy said that he was born. My dad said reservedly, "Actually, my mother and I both want a girl, boy." The old accountant said dissatisfied, "What do you mean by that, I didn't see you change Xiaoqiang to a girl back then."

I hurriedly explained: "Father-in-law, this is what you wronged my father, he really almost replaced me with a daughter, I heard that the girl was a few months younger than me, and the two adults almost met." My dad smiled and said, "Don't say it." There really is. ”

Baozi's mother asked, "Then why didn't you change it in the end?" ”

My dad blushed, looked at me quite awkwardly, and whispered, "In the end, I can't bear it." ”

The old accountant suddenly exclaimed, "Huh." Coincidentally, when Baozi was just born, I also wanted to change her to a boy, and I immediately met with the adult of the family, and the other party was reluctant..."Speaking of this, Lao Xiang said angrily, "Wow, it turns out that it was you old guy who put my pigeon!" We looked at each other, and finally we were so happy that the old man laughed, "Don't be angry, old man. Even if you change Xiaoqiang at the beginning, you will be called your father for more than 20 years, is it different now? ”

Lao Xiang said angrily: "It's different! He was speaking for you! ”

I hurriedly defended: "This is a psychological shadow, which of you saw me when I cried in the quilt?" You asked my dad if I was always wet in the quilt when I was a child? The old man said angrily: "You are peeing!" Talking and laughing, the lively atmosphere somewhat relieved the mood of the buns.

After dinner, the two old people insisted on going back, Baozi was not in good spirits since he came back, they thought they were tired, and before leaving, Baozi's mother said: "When the child is a little older, if you can be willing to let me help you watch." My old man said, "I can watch it with Qiangzi." The old accountant was not happy and said, "That's not going to work." I'm afraid you'll change a woman. "We all laughed.

The family reunion made me and Baozi realize that it is still necessary to come back this time, the so-called human happiness, family is an indispensable factor, of course, it is more perfect to have friends.

Actually, I don't want to hang out with a large group of people every day, friends, you can have a proper distance, it's good to have a drink on Saturday and Sunday, but it seems difficult to have such a group of friends who are not history or legends...

At night, I was in bed with Bunzi. The little one fell asleep in the crib next to us, and my hand habitually rubbed against the flat lower abdomen of the bun, and the bun snorted as if it were nothing, and I suddenly stood up and buckled her underneath. His eyes burned: "How long have we not been intimate?" ”

Bao Zi said coyly: "Nonsense, why haven't you been for half a year." ”

I sighed, "Oh, it's outrageous, will I be able to sue you in a little more than a year?" I gnawed on her neck and collarbone and whispered, "Okay?" ”

Baozi was short of breath, and couldn't help but raise his chin and said, "I think... Yes, but I seem to remember that the doctor said that it would not work within a month or two after giving birth..."

I straightened up and said, "A month or two months?" ”

"Forgot... Just remember one or two

Is this human talk? A month in the military road is a slip. But it's a terrible thing for a man like me who has been a vegetarian for half a year. I looked at the bun under me and wanted to speak, and the bun said, "Why don't you call Bian Que and ask?" "How?" Bian Shen Doctor. I want to make out with buns, okay?

Baozi said, "Then you can bear with it." ”

At this time, our family Xiao should not have whispered a few times in his dream, it seemed that he was probably lying uncomfortable, Baozi hurriedly pushed me aside and picked him up and patted him gently, the little guy sniffled in Baozi's arms, and cried inch by inch, his mouth moved, Baozi said lovingly: "My son is hungry..." ”

"Huh?" Baozi stared intently at what he shouldn't have, for fear that he would choke on his milk.

I smirked and said, "I'll eat after he finishes eating." ”

Baozi said with a crimson face: "You have a positive shape or not, your son is still there." ”

In this situation, I suddenly understood the meaning of the phrase "two-person world", no wonder many young people marry without children first, no matter how small the little things are, they are destined to be princes all the way, in the long years to come, we are both a family and the object of jealousy of each other, sometimes unanimously external and sometimes the two of them form an alliance, Baozi is the Qin Dynasty Sima, should not be the king of Chu, it seems that I am firmly in the third position in the future, as the so-called Qin and Chu Chu, some suffer.

I didn't say anything all night, and I woke up early the next morning before dawn, saying that the man who had been here for half a year was really as alert as a wolf, and I couldn't sleep anymore when I got up and didn't change a diaper.

After lying in bed for a while, I got up, threw away all the expired things in the refrigerator, gave the bun an egg and sent it to him, and watched the TV shopping in the dim light for a while, and the outside was brightly lit, and when the sun came out completely, I grabbed a pack of cigarettes, moved a maza, and lazily went out to sit down in front of the lawn, leaning against the wall with my hands squinted and basking in the sun.

The full moon wine should not be set at noon, and after a while it is time to leave for the restaurant, and the attendees are nothing more than Baozi's seven aunts and eight aunts and my seven aunts and eight aunts, it will be a very tedious and energy-consuming party, and Baozi and I will probably have to report countless times on the issue of whether there is milk or not. So I leaned my head against the wall and tightened my hands, hoping to catch up on a nap at the last minute.

Just when I seemed to be sleeping, I saw in a trance on the vast horizon of the clear water homeland, a few figures vaguely appeared, the sun shone on the grass and the water vapor, at first it was still vague, and when they got closer, they saw a fat man with a small game console in his armpit, and if he didn't look carefully, he thought it was a keyboard, like a Warcraft player who was going to participate in the WCG, next to him was a yellow-faced man, who kept talking to the people around him, and knew that he was bragging, but the person next to him didn't pay much attention to him at all, Instead, he held a long-lost semiconductor to his ears and listened, behind them, a super big man walked with his hands behind his back, next to the big man were two beautiful girls who were laughing, and a very cool old man with shawl hair looked at the lake in the distance and lost his mind...

Yes, my 5+2 group is back! But I'm not impressed... This dream obviously coincided with the content of last night's dream. All I have to do is rub my eyes and it will all be calm.

So I rubbed it and opened it again... From my point of view, the sun is dazzling, and 7 people are coming, which is really a bit western, and there is a sense of magnificent and pathetic beauty.

But this beauty soon disappeared, and the seven people who saw me spreading my hands and feet to bask in the sun suddenly laughed and leaned back together, I couldn't help but stand up, and exclaimed: "Damn, this dream is becoming more and more like reality." "As I spoke, I poked a finger in the chest of the fool with the semiconductor, and I felt... Or like the real thing.

The big man couldn't help but smile at the yellow-faced man: "I haven't seen you for a month, what do you think Xiaoqiang is different from before?" ”

Without waiting for him to speak, a fat man surnamed Ying pointed at me and said:

"It's also a hanging skin!" …

Partition...

Whew, the last few states are hooked back, and to be honest, it's quite sad to mess up the little flowers.