I finally know what it means to "self-inflicted sin can't live", you see, the two words "kick the hall" are a combination of movement and static, clear intentions, and clear expressions, Hu Sanniang jumped in the middle and shouted "kick the hall", tiger and tiger, but if she shouts "fight", "we are here to find trouble" or even "we are here to ask for you", the effect will be much worse, and others may not take it seriously.

What do you think I'm okay to teach her to "kick the gym"?

When she shouted like this, the people on both sides were a little stunned, and the one on the right seemed to be away, they were all wearing open uniforms, with black belts tied around their waists, and barefoot, looking more pretending to be b. One of them shouted, "Have you made an appointment?" ”

…… Booking?

The man shouted again: "I didn't have an appointment to line up, we came first." ”

Damn, it seems that the tiger is popular enough in the industry, and the people who kick the field are lined up.

I pulled Hu Sanniang back and whispered to her about the situation, when she heard that she didn't have to do it herself, there was a good show, she smiled like a flower, took a few steps back, and said to the two gangs: "Then you fight first." "As a result, both groups of people glared at us fiercely, the situation is very unfavorable, it seems that they both regard us as each other's reinforcements, and they add up to 100 on both sides, and I don't know what to do.

The people on the left are wearing sportswear, and they are the hosts of the Tiger Martial Arts Hall, but the 12 Taibao and the people who have participated in our school celebration are not there, it seems that this is a group of apprentices who have just entered the school, but they are all five big and three thick, and they are by no means good at stubble.

Then one person came out of each of the Taoist clothes and sportswear, both of them were tall people close to 2 meters, with wide shoulders and thick backs, if they walked with their arms dangling, ordinary doors could not get out, and these two people seemed to have similar backgrounds, one was bald and wore earrings, and the other had tuna tattooed on his neck, Dong Ping must like this person.

These two hooligans are indeed very sympathetic to each other, and the bald head who represents the Taoist service first bowed slightly to the tuna, and said: "We are from the Red Dragon Dojo, and the main teaching content of our gym is judo and taekwondo. ”

The tuna clenched his fists and said, "You also know that we have traditional martial arts, so why don't you go to learn foreign things?" ”

The bald head smiled: "I heard that Mr. Du Laohudu, the owner of your pavilion, has always been very repulsive to foreign martial arts, I can't imagine that his disciples are more than that, this brother have you thought about it, if you want to make great progress, you have to learn from each other's strengths, why are judo and taekwondo included in the Olympic Games?" This shows that they must have a broad and profound side, and to take a step back, at least it shows that they are more athletic and competitive......"

Okay, in addition to knowing that the tiger's surname is Du, I have heard such a high theory, I can't imagine that the bald head is so clever and eloquent, and the president of the Olympic Committee may not have his level.

The tuna waved his hand: "Less nonsense, what exists may not be reasonable, if I have the final say and cancel all the Olympic events, I will leave table tennis!" ”

This is a bit of nonsense, and besides, aren't you doing that to make the Olympics the World Table Tennis Championships? But tuna is by no means as simple as I thought, and the following paragraph is really deafening!

"What are you doing in taekwondo, isn't it just splitting thin planks every day, you pat yourself on your left atrium and say that you are embarrassed to call it martial arts, and then look at your judo, wearing filial piety clothes and practicing small grappling is not a small grappling? Practice one breath inside and practice the muscles and bones outside, what about your qi? ”

The bald head became excited: "The other party's defense friend can't help but have a biased understanding of these two fighting techniques, we do pay more attention to foreign kung fu, but it is precisely because of this that it is easy to speed up, and now the pace of life is so fast, who has the time to take a horse step for two hours?" So if you look at the young people who are in a gym like ours now, who still learns Tai Chi? ”

The tuna shouted tragically: "MB, this is called impetuousness......"

The great debate between the Sword Sect and the Qi Sect has triggered countless thoughts in me, and this debate has confirmed the sentence: hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans are educated. I saw that Lin Chong on the side was so fooled by them that he nodded again and again. Hu Sanniang was drowsy, and Duan Jingzhu looked around.

The bald head saw that he and the tuna disagreed, and said, "How about we send 10 people on each side, how about a competition?" ”

Tuna: "That's a good idea." ”

Baldhead: "We only use judo and taekwondo. “

Tuna: "Naturally, we only use Da Hung Fist. “

The two returned to the team, and each launched another big man, Dahong boxing against the enemy taekwondo, and the unprecedented battle is about to begin! I hurriedly woke up Hu Sanniang, she rubbed her eyes and said, "You haven't fought yet?" ”

I said, "Soon, look." "She came to the spirit immediately.

The people on both sides each withdrew two or three meters, the man in the sportswear bowed, the man in the sportswear punched the man in the tracksuit, and then both of them took a few steps back at the same time and pulled the shelf, the man in the sportswear had his feet in front of each other, not in eight, and the man in the sportswear had his feet parallel, his body squatted slightly, and he still maintained a horse-step posture, and the two people stared at each other's eyes and slowly circled around the venue.

Hu Sanniang also became nervous, she pressed one arm on my shoulder and watched intently.

Then the two people went around in a circle, and it could be seen that both of them were very cautious, and it was a matter of collective honor and their own beliefs, and no one made a rash move. And then...... Another round and turn.

Hu Sanniang's eyes immediately dimmed, and she muttered, "Fight, why don't you fight?" ”

At this time, the man in the suit suddenly made a difficulty, and the man in the sportswear "ha" dodged with a straight punch.

Hu Sanniang was just about to applaud, but the two on the field kept their distance and continued to circle in circles...... Hu Sanniang was stunned and said, "What the is this called?" ”

I stood a little weak in my legs, and I was afraid that I would miss the show by walking away, but the two of them were just going around in circles, and I ran to the side of the field and pulled a practice mat to sit down, Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu saw it, and one of them went to pull one over, and politely greeted Lin Chong and them: "Sit down, sit down and watch." ”

By the time we're all seated, they'll be in eternity...... Beat around the bush. With a point in the field as the center of the circle, and the distance to either of them as the radius, the two brothers circled like two satellites.

Just when we were about to despair, the man in the suit kicked the other party's waist with a whip leg, and the man in the sportswear hugged him, and gave him a kick to trip him down, and the man in the suit jumped away, but unfortunately one leg was still in someone's arms, and he could only jump with a crutch and punch him, but of course he couldn't beat the man in sportswear, and the man in sportswear failed to throw him down several times, so the two of them just hugged someone's thigh and didn't let go, and one jumped like a one-legged fairy - he was far worse than the balance of the bun. I think I lifted one of the bun's legs and her ...... Uh, that's too silvery, keep watching the game.

At this time, Lin Chong smiled and said, "It's better to watch the two of them quarrel just now." "I couldn't agree more.

His words reached the bald ears, and the embarrassed bald head couldn't help but scold the man in the dress on the field: "Throw off the flying legs!" ”

A sentence woke up the dreamer, the man in the suit rose up on one foot when he heard the words, and kicked the door in front of his opponent, of course the man in the sportswear refused to give him this opportunity to perform, and let him go, the man in the suit fell to the ground with a tragic "oops", and the man in the sportswear, which represents the glorious tradition of Dahongquan, also fell to the ground because he couldn't maintain his balance......

Shame on people, shame on people!

In other words, I don't have a narrow nationalist plot, nor do I blindly worship foreign flattery, in fact, these two people are really too embarrassing, I don't have the slightest exaggeration, of course, from the lineup, the tiger side is almost all new Ding, that's reasonable, about the Red Dragon Gym, I also later learned that this is actually a new place that has not been opened for a few days, the three owners are all Korean students, and they have learned a little bit after coping with heavy schoolwork, and they feel that they are very authentic, and they have made a grand wish to dominate the rivers and lakes, I heard that the Tiger Martial Arts Hall is very popular, and although the owner of the Tiger, he is a bit powerful, but he is definitely a reasonable person in martial arts, and if he can't do it, he can't do it, so he is listed as the first object to be provoked by them, in order to be famous in the industry.

To put it bluntly, the two sides of the current battle are a bunch of hot-blooded hooligans, but one shoulders the banner of traditional martial arts, and the other consciously bears the vanguard of sweeping away narrow nationalism, so this classic battle of Tiger Hall was born.

Both of the two players in the game fell into the dust, and this time the tuna came out with a frown and said, "How about we tie this one?" We move on to the second game. The bald head hurriedly said: "It's exactly what the hero sees." ”

So one person was selected on each side, and just as they were about to start fighting, an aunt who swept the floor mysteriously appeared from the crowd, waved her hand and said loudly: "Wait! Seeing her goosebumps, a pair of white eyebrows hanging slightly, and indifferent eyes, it was the style of a sect master, and everyone couldn't help but be stunned.

Aunt stretched out her hand from behind, pulled out a thing, saw that this thing is about two feet long, a white brush brush a rod, a small head of a castor muggle in front of the head, tied around the head with thousands of ribbons, shake in the wind, fluttering ridges really have a thousand kinds of majesty, all kinds of murderous aura, it is a handmade cloth.

The aunt put the cloth in the bucket a few times and said, "Wait until I wipe this and you will beat it again, so that your wife will have to wash your clothes when you go home." ”

……

Then we looked at the aunt on the ground, and after 3 minutes, the aunt straightened up and smiled: "Now you guys go again, make sure that your clothes are not dirty......"

The game continued to start, after the accumulation of experience in the last game and the aunt so a beat, both sides of the game were full of emotion, the No. 2 man in the suit grabbed the clothes on the shoulders of the man in the No. 2 sportswear as soon as he came on the field, the technique was extremely sharp, but for the time being, I couldn't see whether he wanted to use the wrong hand or want to arm the other party, the man in the sportswear grabbed his chest, obviously wanted to use the "back sack", the two hugged each other and twisted for a while, no one could help anyone, the man in the suit realized that if he wanted to make the opponent fall to the ground, he had to get off the plate. So an old tree is entrenched and the whole person lies on the opponent to strangle him, the sportswear man is very wise to make an old man push the cart, this time the person lying on him curls up, the man in the clothes is crumbling, the building will fall, the surname Suo knocked down the sportswear man together, and quickly made a Guanyin sitting lotus sit on it, and the sportswear man made a lazy donkey roll and throw him down......

These two people's moves are getting more and more unbelievable, and gradually I can't be called famous, you know, I haven't bought this disc for a long time. Anyway, in the end, both of them were out of breath and held in a classic "69" stalemate. The people in Taoist uniforms and sportswear were enthusiastic and shouted cheers.

Hu Sanniang yawned and said, "I can't pass this day, when will it be a head?" ”

I said, "When they can't break anymore, there will be 8 more groups." ”

Hu Sanniang was shocked: "Then when will it be our turn to kick the hall?" ”

This woman ...... She is here to kick the gym.

Hu Sanniang stepped forward and carried the two of them up one by one, these two people were originally tall and big men, but because they had been fluttering on the ground for a long time, their bodies were curled up, and now they were carried by Hu Sanniang in their hands, one was like a koala, and the other was like a tarsiers, which looked very weird.

In this way, people on both sides made a big noise together: "Sure enough, there is a helper!" ”

My heart sank, Hu Sanniang deserved to be a genius mature woman who caused trouble, only to see her unceremoniously kick the two people in her hand, and scolded: "Just these two three-legged cats' kung fu also ran out and embarrassed." ”

So the people in the Taoist service and the sportswear together regarded us as each other's helpers, and the people on both sides flocked to Hu Sanniang together, she threw the people in her hands out as a hidden weapon in a hurry, and shot like electricity to each of the people in the front with a big ear scraper, and listened to a series of "piapiapiapia" sounds, and repelled the first group of people, Hu Sanniang shook her hand and said to Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu: "What do you see, don't you help?" ”

These two people didn't get all the orders to listen to my instructions this time, and they held their breath for a while, and they didn't look at me, they rushed into the crowd left and right, and they beat when they saw people, Lin Chong stood up, and immediately someone stepped forward to challenge, he bounced a few people away, and saw that this fight had been decided, so he took a few steps to catch up with the sweeping aunt, took the dun cloth in her hand, brushed it and shook a gun flower, and flew two sportswear people, one back to the horse gun, and stabbed one Taoist service public, because the dun cloth was still wet, and the dun cloth was pointed on the white clothes, The mud prints were as conspicuous as a black peony.

Lin Chong dialed the dun cloth left and right to pick up and down, and the encounterer was invincible, because of the relief force of the dun cloth head, Lin Chong just didn't have to worry about hurting people too much, a mop made the flowers bloom, and people were constantly picked up by him.

These two groups of people were originally rushing at each other at the beginning, but they were stirred up by Hu Sanniang and all rushed to our people, and when a dozen or so people lay down, these two groups of people tacitly united with each other, Duan Jingzhu was originally sitting on the mat with his back to us, and was concentrating on lifting his trouser leg to see the injury from the dog bite, and the sound behind him was also indifferent, but he was kicked on the heel, he found that the situation had changed rapidly, and the man wanted to kick him again, but he grabbed the footboard and pulled him to the ground, Duan Jing lived on his stomach and stomped on him a few times, scolding: "Damn, it's not going well everywhere today, and I'm bitten by dogs everywhere." "He was born as a horse thief, and he was ruthless, and the man in the Taoist uniform he stepped on screamed, but it was a few sportswear people who came forward to rescue him, Duan Jingzhu saw that he couldn't deal with it, so he ran away with the foot of the person lying on the ground, and then opened a distance from the person chasing him, and stepped on the two-legged Taoist man in the air, and continued to run when someone caught up.

As for me, I wondered for a long time: how did this fight start? Of course, my hands are not slow, the first time Lin Chong took away the aunt's cloth, I took the aunt's wooden broom again, and the aunt grabbed me and said, "Don't break it!" ”

I originally wanted to step on the broom head as a short stick, I heard her have to hold it upside down, I quickly observed the terrain, an arrow step up the thin and narrow iron staircase, guarding in the middle, two people in sportswear who don't know whether to live or die came up to challenge, and I slashed my head and face, this place is really a key road that can not be opened, haha.

I stood on the stairs, carrying a broom upside down, holding a pergola and watching the battle, now it is completely the tiger people and the red dragon people besieging us, they are already very friendly to each other, and even have a short exchange, and came to the conclusion that our gang is "kicking the gym + kicking the gym", and we must cut the grass and eradicate the roots.

But the situation is still favorable to us, although Hu Sanniang is a woman, it is a general immediately, she used to make double knives, and her arm strength is probably a little stronger than Zhan Xugang, I saw her open her fist to create a crooked melon and crack the blood path, quickly use the nunchuck, hum hahe, oh no, it's fast to use the double knife, hum haha hey - damn it, don't press the rhyme.

With the cover and help of Hu Sanniang and Lin Chong, Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu naturally fought well, and these people can't be compared with 12 Taibao, these two little virgin boys are very powerful, but Li Jingshui's problem of kicking people's crotch should be changed.

Lin Chong, needless to say, the dun cloth is like a summoning beast in his hands, the dun cloth is as heavy as a black dragon's head, and it will fall down wherever it goes, especially those who wear Taoist uniforms, who are hit and become pandas, and those who are thrown off become dalmatians, the most strange thing is that Lin Chong has no water spot on his body, this Lin family gun It seems that I have time to learn well, and in the future, I don't need to find bricks where there are cleaners.

Look at Duan Jingzhu again, I am a huge sweater, and he still pulls the man to run, circling the entire martial arts hall again and again, this person is too vindictive! The person who was pulled by him was also helpless, the surname Suo held his head and let him pull and run, looking at the appearance of a leisurely stroll, it was really a bit of a rickshaw ride, Duan Jingzhu ran in front of the sweeping aunt twice, and the third time the aunt spoke: "Child, sweep clean enough, sprinkle some water on him to change the pier-"

I saw that the situation was very good, and there was nothing to do with me, so I sat down, looked at my watch, and when it was time to eat, I began to worry about Xiang Yu's affairs again, I just wanted to call him, I pondered it or called Master Li, and when the phone was connected, I lowered my voice and asked her: "Is it convenient to speak?" ”

Master Li smiled: "We have already finished eating. ”

"Oh, how?"

"I left Brother Xiang and Zhang Bing to go first, and I said I still have something to do."

"What did Zhang Bing say?"

"I didn't say anything, it looks like I'm happy, Brother Xiang is doing well, although he was a little nervous at first, but then he also talked and laughed."

I sighed: "As soon as you soak a girl, you can play at a super level, a man's heavenly surname." Then I asked Master Li, "Then where are you now?" ”

"I'm waiting for my cousin-in-law, I'm going to accompany her to see the wedding dress in the afternoon......"

It may be that I was talking a little loudly, and I was finally discovered by one person: bald.

The leader is like this, always see farther than others, think more, dare to challenge the strongest enemy, in the melee, I am idle on the phone, bored with a broom and light the white iron on the stairs, looking so lonely and proud, as if I am in a high place and cold, no one dares to come up and die.

The bald head rushed up unbelievingly, I held the phone in one hand, and waved the broom rod condescendingly, and his arm was swollen in two strokes, this kid is not stupid, he went to the aunt and raised an iron dustpan to kill again.

At this time, Master Li said, "Cousin, what kind of wedding dress do you like?" ”

I smoked my bald dustpan and said, "Don't be too revealing...... Dangdang...... But to show off your figure...... Dangdang ......"

Master Li said, "What are you doing? ”

The bald head had a dustpan as a cover, and he forced him up step by step, and I said while retreating: "Cousin, you wait for a while, my brother is a little busy......

With a dustpan on his head and a triumphant smile in his eyes, he also saw that if he pushed me to the ground, I would definitely not be his person.

At this critical moment, I finally discovered his flaw - he didn't wear shoes.

I pinched the phone, pretending to be useless, slowly lowered my body, and then shouted: "Dugu Nine Swords - Broken Foot Style!" The broom stabbed firmly into his toes, and the bald head screamed, and rolled downstairs with his feet in his hands.

I brushed it twice, then made a gesture of putting my sword into the sheath, picked up the phone and continued: "And your bridesmaid dress, you must buy the most beautiful ...... too"

(To be continued)