I saw Lin Chong at a glance, and hurriedly ran over to grab him and said, "Brother Lin Chong must come with me, you have been a coach and have strong comprehension." Then I immediately saw Dong Ping, who was in the same room with him, he was holding a cup of black and thick liquid and didn't know what he was doing, I smiled and said, "Brother Dong Ping drinks coffee?" ”

Dong Ping glared at me: "What kind of coffee do you drink, I have two black dragons in here." ”

I wondered, "Don't you have a fish tank?" ”

Dong Ping was angry and said, "The fish tank has been raising and dying since you pulled out the fire jar for your kid." ”

I took the cup in his hand and looked inside, except for a glass of black water or a glass of black water, what kind of black dragon was there? I opened the cup sideways, and then I saw two long black things churning at the bottom of the cup, and I was surprised and said, "This is a black dragon?" ”

Dong Ping snatched it up, carefully sprinkled some fish food into it, and said, "There are also loaches called loaches-" After he finished feeding the loaches, he wiped his hands and said, "What are you?" What kind of martial arts to learn? ”

I scratched my head and said, "There is a martial arts conference, but not every trick can be used, so we have to study and learn first." ”

"Not interested." After Dong Ping finished speaking, he saw that I was still dead and didn't leave, and asked again: "Do you kid want us to help you participate in the competition and recruit relatives, is there any benefit?" ”

I said, "Maybe you have money, and the personal reward for winning the first place in a single item is 50,000 yuan." ”

Dong Ping threw the towel into the basin and said, "Then I'll go with you, I'm just trying to get some money to go to Liangshan again." After he said this, he also felt a little too much, and smiled at Lin Chong, Lin Chong waved his hand indifferently and said: "My brother, whoever takes it is the same, you just have to ask me for money?" ”

Okay, the game hasn't been skimmed, and the two are already discussing the issue of sharing the spoils.

I ran into the hallway and shouted, "One more to go, who's going to go?" ”

The heroes were not enthusiastic about my affairs, and when they saw that Lin Chong and Dong Ping were leaving, they felt that it was useless to go, so they kicked their slippers and went back to sleep, and a thin man ran over and said, "Then I'll go and have fun." "This person is small, but his hair is thick and dense and faintly yellow, and the yellow is not authentic, as if he spent 15 yuan in a third-rate hair salon to dye, this person I know, it is the golden retriever Duan Jingzhu, Liangshan ranks 108, because he stole a "jade lion in the night" for Song Jiang to be allowed to go up the mountain to make up the number, I personally think that it can be completely ignored in Liangshan.

I got enough people, said goodbye to Lu Junyi, got in the car and left.

The van was supposed to seat 7 people, but I only called 6 people because it was too crowded, Lin Chong and I sat in the front, and the rest of the people got to the back, 300 and the heroes were familiar with each other because they lived in the same building. And Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu are also murderous soldiers on the battlefield, and they are not inferior to Dong Ping and them in terms of temperament, and they chatted happily with each other, but as soon as the car drove out of school, Hu Sanniang, the old demon of Montenegro, was tired and put his arm on Li Jingshui's shoulder, Li Jingshui suddenly became very restrained, his face was like a tomato, and he didn't say anything, I coughed and said, "Third sister, sit down." ”

Hu Sanniang looked left and right inexplicably, only then did she find Li Jingshui's little red face, and laughed: "Yo, I'm still shy, I'm much better than you, come and call an aunt to listen." ”

I said, "Third sister, don't make trouble, they just finished the physiology and hygiene class......

"Physiology and hygiene, what?"

At this time, Jingzhu suddenly shouted: "Stop!" ”

I thought something was wrong, as soon as I stepped on the brakes, the whole car rushed forward, and then was thrown back to the seat by the usual surname, Duan Jingzhu hurriedly pulled the car door and said, "I'm going to pee." ”

Hu Sanniang kicked him in the ass and scolded: "It's really lazy donkey to grind shit and pee a lot, and it's so much to go to a fight." ”

I said in horror: "Third sister, let's not go to fight but to apprentice." ”

Hu Sanniang immediately turned around and said, "What did you say?" ”

I hurriedly said, "Now learn how to play according to their method, and then there will be a chance to play for you later." "I said in my heart that this girl is too ruthless, and she can't be allowed to play when the time comes, anyway, there is no large-scale women's sanda competition in China for the time being.

Duan Jingzhu lived a few steps away from us and opened his pants to pee, and he didn't pay attention to a wild dog jumping over in the grass, and couldn't help but bite him on the leg, and then ran away, Duan Jingzhu was furious, and he couldn't chase after him with his pants, and when he was dressed, the dog ran away and disappeared.

Duan Jingzhu had no choice but to return to the car, opened his trouser leg to check the wound, and scolded: "Damn, even the dog can't get along with Lao Tzu." Looking at the few tooth marks on the calves, blood beads slowly poured out. Dong Ping said: "Who made you a land dog star and a golden retriever, that dog is afraid that he is looking for his roots." ”

Hu Sanniang suddenly burst out laughing, and everyone looked at her, inexplicably. She laughed enough before she said, "Fortunately, Xiao Duan is not tall and his legs are not short, otherwise the dog would not have bitten your dog whip off?" ”

Everyone was covered with black lines and waterfall sweat, Duan Jingzhu said with a smile: "No, you should be glad that Lao Tzu is a gentleman, otherwise it will not be your leg that is injured." Everyone was stunned, and then there was a huge cold.

Hu Sanniang gave Duan Jingzhu a few ear scrapers, and scolded: "The dog said that he played meat with the old lady...... "I have seen unreasonable people, like her unreasonable ...... I'm seeing you today.

Li Jingshui said: "Our teacher Yan said that if you are bitten by a dog and need to be vaccinated against rabies, it will not be life-threatening. Duan Jingzhu asked nervously, "Really?" ”

I asked Li Jingshui: "Then your teacher told you that he didn't talk about the incubation period?" ”

"20 years, right?"

Duan Jingzhu waved his hand and said, "Don't bother, the bastard can live for another 20 years." Everyone in the car nodded, only I glared at him.

The tiger's martial arts hall is outside the third ring road near the railway, not very far from my school, along the way I saw Hu Sanniang was very eager to try, although Dong Ping and Lin Chong were very calm, but they never looked like they were humbly asking for advice, Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu Since they knew that this was going to learn something from the tiger's people, their faces showed a look of disgrief, originally the 12 elites led by the tiger last time surrounded us, if it weren't for the fact that they wanted to protect me and didn't dare to make a heavy hand, 12 Taibao would not have been able to take advantage of it, I heard that they would worship them as teachers, These two are holding their breath.

Seeing that I was almost at the place, I said cautiously: "Brothers, third sister, let me repeat it again, we went this time to learn from others, not to kick the gym, everyone had better take it easy-Brother dog, spit out the toothpick in his mouth, it looks so unfriendly." ”

Duan Jingzhu spit out a toothpick and asked, "What do you call kicking the hall?" ”

“…… Kicking the hall is kicking the field, finding faults, fighting, and causing trouble...... "I saw that they didn't understand it, so the surname Suo said: "It's a levy, you guys are recruiting Fangla, that's the hall of kicking Fangla." ”

"Oh-" The heroes and Hu Sanniang all suddenly realized, and I hurriedly said: "Remember, it's not a kicking hall!" ”

I said according to the tiger phone, sure enough, I quickly found the place, the tiger is rich and rich I know, but I still didn't expect his martial arts hall to be magnificent, just from the outside, it covers an area of 2000 square meters, two-story high-rise buildings, the walls are pasted with blood-red mosaics, which uses yellow bricks to float out of an upright tiger, the main entrance is like a hotel with a huge pillar to pay a wide foyer, and there are four big characters such as rafters on the top of the hall: Tiger Martial Arts Hall.

I have to say that this name is cheesy, but the martial arts hall is not like a teahouse, a "listening to the wind of a small building" or "bamboo chrysanthemum poetry", the martial arts hall is about a domineering popularity, and even have to deliberately be a little cheesy, saying that "Jingwumen" may not be very elegant, as long as the reputation is out, those hot-blooded young people will not care what your name is, they will still flock to it.

It's a pity that it's a little unreliable is that the foyer is full of small goldfish squatting, fish tank basin and foot basin are everywhere, it's just a lively small fish market, the figure in the martial arts hall is moving, but no one comes out to take care of it, it can be seen that the tiger is really a full Jianghu person rather than a businessman, he can accommodate him by doing some small business on his turf to make a living, I don't know if he cares about the trick at his door?

When Dong Ping saw the little goldfish seller, he excitedly said "hey", ran over and looked at the edge of the tank, and the old man who sold the fish said, "Do you want it?" ”

Dong Ping asked: "Is there anything to raise?" ”

The old man pointed to the messy fish in the tank and said, "Red arrows, warm mouths, and small maps are all easy to raise." ”

I interjected and said, "Our master likes solid skin, is there anything better to raise than a loach?" ”

The old man said disdainfully: "Is the loach a fish, are you going to fry it and eat it or use it in the toilet?" Dong Ping immediately ignored him. A thief-eyed descendant next to him quietly pulled Dong Ping and said, "Big brother, I have something to raise, do you want it?" ”

"Oh?" Dong Ping moved over and looked at him with great interest, and the latter opened the cover on a fish tank, and there were a few gray small fish swimming in it, with thick palates, looking ordinary, and the latter said: "Big brother, if you are willing to give me five cents, I will show you a fun one." ”

Dong Ping gave him a piece, and the later life put away the money, picked up two loaches from the basin at his feet and threw them into the fish tank, these two loaches twisted their bodies and did not fall to the bottom of the tank, and were immediately attacked by these small fish, the fish snout opened, revealing the ugly and hideous triangular teeth inside, brushed a few times, half of the loaches were gnawed, and the two loaches disappeared in an instant, these little gray fish shook their heads and tails and left, and there were only a few blood threads left in the fish tank, and they were gone for a while.

Hou Sheng said mysteriously: "This is the legendary piranha, the state prohibits the sale and trade, this is easy to raise, as long as there is meat, even if the world starts a nuclear war, it will not die." ”

Hu Sanniang came up and shouted, "This fish is interesting, how much does it cost?" ”

"100 yuan a piece, cheap, right?"

Lin Chong smiled: "Fortunately, we don't have this kind of thing in Liangshan, otherwise Zhang Shun and Xiao Er and Xiao Wu wouldn't have become bone frames?" ”

Hu Sanniang laughed and said: "The bone frame is easy to say, but I am afraid of being bitten off my little brother......"

Why is this woman full of thoughts......

We were talking and laughing, but Dong Ping was silent, and he suddenly asked the descendant: "You want me for a dollar, which are the two loach money?" ”

The old man who sold fish next to him said: "That loach is usually only two cents a piece, and his piranha has not sold a few, and he has made a lot of money just by selling loaches." ”

Dong Ping said to the descendant: "You fish it out for me." ”

Hou Sheng's face was full of excitement: "You want it?" He neatly fished all the piranhas into a black plastic bag and said, "There are 12 in total, 1,200 yuan, and I will give you another bag of loaches." ”

Dong Ping took the bag and did something that no one expected, he "banged" and poured all the fish in the bag to the ground, and stepped on them one by one, and only then did the fish seller say dumbfounded: "Hey, you ......"

Dong Ping stepped on the fish, threw 200 yuan on the fish stall, and said, "Do you know why I did this?" ”

Hou Sheng shook his head in a daze.

"I just can't let you plague the loaches again......"

Hou Sheng wanted to turn his face, and when he saw that there were many of us, he shouted with a crying voice: "Big brother, the weak eat the strong, natural selection, this piranha was originally meant to eat meat, should I feed them with steamed bun dregs?" ”

Dong Ping said: "Then I don't care, I can't let me see it." ”

I couldn't help but laugh and stuffed 300 yuan into the offspring, I either pitied him, or I felt that it was not easy for a fish seller to even come up with natural selection.

I now know a little bit about the bandits' code of conduct, the wolf eats the lamb, goes up and bites off the trachea, and in their eyes this wolf is definitely a kind wolf, and can be rewarded; But if the lamb wants to gnaw a cabbage into a mess, then the sheep is absolutely heinous, and the wool is not picked up and thrown directly into the pot!

Hu Sanniang saw that all the fish that could eat loaches were also dead, and said boredly: "Let's go quickly." ”

Dong Ping said: "Why don't you go in first, and I'll take a look at the fish." ”

So I took a group of people into the Tiger Martial Arts Hall, the majestic martial arts hall, the northwest corner is a row of sandbags and wooden piles, the northeast corner is a standard boxing ring, the wide middle belt is the place where the students exercise, all kinds of electrified and traditional equipment everywhere, look up and see the dome, the second floor does not exist, just a few small office rooms are floated up, and the narrow and thin stairs are coiled up.

When we entered, the two groups were facing each other, and they were all standing in the middle of the hall, staring at each other fiercely, so that no one greeted us when we came in, and when we were very close to them, a strong man on the left asked us, "What is the matter with you?" ”

I said, "We are tiger ......."

Hu Sanniang suddenly jumped to the two of them and shouted: "Kick the hall!" ”

(To be continued)