I was chatting with Master Li, Lin Chong swept the tuna away with an oolong swing tail, this big man screamed, his head smashed into the tempered glass door, this trouble is not good, but it will kill people, Lin Chong sighed, regretting that he didn't grasp the strength.

At such an instant, as soon as the door opened, another person came in, and now it was over, and the tuna's head was aimed at this person's head, and this time it had to be hit and killed.

The man who came in also carried a plastic bag in one hand, which contained two fish, and when he saw an unknown huge object flying towards him, he did not panic, stretched out his free hand and pressed the top of the tuna's head, and his left foot was raised and kicked on the tuna's small stomach, and because of this, the tuna was able to dissolve the castration, and crawled on the ground with a sigh and couldn't get up.

The person who saved the tuna didn't care, glanced at the messy martial arts hall, and suddenly found the tattoo of the tuna, the person immediately squatted down and asked with interest: "Hey, what kind of fish do you have on your neck?" "Of course, the person who came was Dong Ping.

The tuna was like a cloud, but he knew that he had saved his life, and he endured the stomach ache and said, "Tuna." ”

Dong Ping opened his neck and took a closer look, and said, "Why don't you tattoo a scavenger?" Looking at the plastic bag he was carrying, there were indeed two "scavengers".

At this time, the most courageous people on the field have already tasted the power of our "kicking and kicking" combination, the light nose is blue and the face is swollen, and the heavy one can't hold the belly, and the rest of the people consciously form a big circle, and no one dares to go up to challenge, and this is not a battlefield, the heroes and Li Jingshui are embarrassed to chase and fight, so it becomes a stalemate.

The bald head was clicked down by my "broken foot", hugged his feet and wailed for a while, and finally understood that having a good relationship with the aunt is the king, he jumped to the aunt with one foot, looking for a weapon to take advantage of the hand to prepare for the counterattack, the aunt was innocently swept into this melee, and played the role of a disgraceful arms supplier, seemed very helpless, seeing the bald head coming, the aunt put the bucket at her feet, took out a rag from her waist and threw it in the bucket, spread her hands and said: "There is nothing else-"

The bald head looked at the two pieces of equipment and fell into thought, and I helped him to think about it, and found that if he didn't have the kung fu to bind the wet stick, these two things alone would not be of great use.

Dong Ping held a fish in one hand, pushed aside the crowd and stood with Lin Chong, and asked, "Fighting?" ”

Hu Sanniang nodded.

"Are you still fighting?" Dong Ping said and stretched out his arms and legs, looking eager to try. The people in the martial arts halls on both sides looked at each other when they saw that reinforcements had come from our side, and they all looked at each other, which is called "the spectators are like mountains and depressed".

The tuna got up, looked at the bald head standing by the bucket with this foot, and said in unison: "If you don't fight, you can't beat it." The bald head shouted at me, "Come down, stop fighting." ”

I observed it and felt that they were sincere, so I walked down and returned the broom and cloth to the aunt, at this time Jingzhu had already run to the fourth lap with the uniform, and when he saw that the wind was calm, he threw the man's leg away, and walked over like no one with his hands behind his back.

The Tigers and the Red Dragons each gathered people to stand on both sides, after this battle, they have become friends, and the friendship that comes out of the beating together is deeper than beating people together, the Tiger people take the initiative to take out the wound medicine to help them wipe it, and the injuries on their bodies are out of reach and unceremoniously call each other for help, and the traditional martial arts and Bolai fighting are thus integrated.

The tuna rubbed his stomach and asked us, "Which gym are you from?" ”

I hurriedly said, "We are not from the martial arts hall, and we are here to ask for advice this time." ”

The tuna said dissatisfiedly: "We have already admitted it, why bother talking about it?" ”

Then I remembered that I forgot to mention someone, and said, "We were introduced by Brother Tiger......

At this moment, the door of the martial arts hall opened, and a strong man broke in, led by Du Laohu, the tiger probably heard that someone came to challenge, and hurried over, he walked in with a calm face, saw the chaos in the venue, and shouted angrily at the tuna: "What are you doing?" The tuna immediately lowered his head in shame, and the tiger saw a group of people in strange costumes, pointed to the bald head and asked, "Where are you?" ”

It's no wonder that the bald heads were wearing soft snow-white Taoist clothes when they first came, with conspicuous belts around their waists, all of them were high-spirited, after this fight, some of their snow-white clothes were printed with huge dun cloth prints, some were thrown off a black mud spot, and some had nosebleeds flowing in their chests, and the person who was dragged by Duan Jingzhu was even more ragged.

The bald head said discouragedly: "We ...... We're from the Red Dragon Gym, so let's have a discussion......"

Seeing their embarrassment, the tiger thought that his apprentice had already won glory for the Tiger Martial Arts Gym, his expression was relaxed, and he patted the tuna on the shoulder and said, "You did this?" ”

The tuna pointed at me aggrievedly and said, "Master, we are all planted in his hands." ”

The tiger saw me at this time, and then immediately saw Dong Ping, he jumped up to Dong Ping excitedly, grabbed him with one hand and shook it, and said, "Brother Dong, you are here." Then he saw Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu again, and greeted with a smile, "These two brothers are also here." ”

As soon as his apprentice heard him call him so affectionately, he knew that his beating was completely in vain, and the people on the Red Dragon's side also saw that most of his three hall masters were also a little suffered, and they were all disheartened, and their bald heads hugged Lin Chong: "This big brother, can you tell me what kind of kung fu you use?" ”

Lin Chong smiled slightly: "Family heirloom marksmanship." ”

The bald head said dejectedly: "It seems that it is still the thing left by our ancestors, and I will not learn this Rausch taekwondo in the future." ”

As I said, I am not a narrow nationalist, and I feel that I have an obligation to let young people establish correct values, I took a step forward and said: "There is no strength or weakness in the world's martial arts, only the people who learn them are different - like the 'broken foot style' I just made, it is definitely the stroke of the flying fairy god outside the sky, can ordinary people think of it?" That's a high level of qualification. ”

The bald head glanced at me with disdain, and said to Lin Chong: "Can the eldest brother keep a wrist, I want to visit specially." ”

Lin Chong just laughed and didn't speak.

The bald head knew that people looked down on him, so he had to go back to find a field, he hugged his fists again, and said loudly: "Everyone, our green mountains will not change the green water, and we will see each other in the future, and we will be ......."

Hu Sanniang waved her hand like a fly and said, "Go, go, go, get out of here." "This girl, it's really speechless, and she doesn't save face at all, but fortunately, they don't know where we come from, so this account has to be recorded on the head of the Tiger Martial Arts Pavilion, alive.

The bald head and they hated to leave, and the tiger looked at his group of dejected little apprentices, and said softly: "Okay, you are not ashamed at all to be planted in the hands of these people, how about your master and me?" It's still for nothing. As he spoke, he took Dong Ping's hand and said affectionately, "Brother Dong, do you have time today?" ”

Dong Ping said: "I really didn't find you this good place before, or I would have come early." ”

The tiger actually blushed and said humbly, "Where, where." ”

“…… The fish market in front of you is doing a good job, and I'll come here more often in the future. ”

The tiger was depressed for a long time before he said again: "Where does Brother Dong's family live, I'll give you two big maps." ”

I thought it was time to get down to business, so I pulled the tiger aside and said, "Brother Tiger, we are here this time to learn sanda from you...... rules. ”

The tiger asked curiously, "What are you learning this for?" ”

"Isn't there a contest in a while......

The tiger patted the top of his head: "By the way, I remembered, our martial arts hall and I have signed up." He was surprised and said, "Brother Dong, they don't know how to fight?" ”

I laughed and said, "They're all old antiques, and I haven't touched them much in the last few years." ”

The tiger nodded: "Understandable. He casually pointed to the two little apprentices and said, "You, and you, come to the stage to practice sanda." After he finished speaking, the two immediately put on protective gear and boxing gloves, and all the apprentices helped with all their hands. The tiger said: "You fight hard for me, this Brother Dong will give you two words casually, and you will have more money in any gym you want to kick in the future." ”

…… This is the tiger's method of educating apprentices, what he is striving for is to kick the hall, and Hu Sanniang is a good match, it's bad, the tiger won't be the reincarnation of the bantam tiger, right?

The tiger has never seen Lin Chong show his skills, so he only knows to compliment Dong Ping between words, Lin Chong is broad-minded and doesn't care, Duan Jingzhu is a waste of firewood, so naturally he has nothing to say, but Hu Sanniang has already glanced at him several times, the third sister is a bit of simple feminism, the second hate in her life is a man who looks down on women, and the first hates a woman who looks down on a woman.

At the same time, the group of people who came with the tiger also looked at Dong Ping coldly, and a few of them who followed the tiger had seen Dong Ping on the day of the school anniversary, and they probably felt a little angry when they heard the tiger praise this unremarkable man to the sky.

It seems that there is a lot of potential for another fight, I secretly searched for the location of the aunt out of the corner of my eye, ready to fight first, and then occupy the advantage.

Soon the two little apprentices compared on the stage, in fact, in terms of viewing surnames alone, Sanda is not good-looking, anyway, in my eyes, it is so simple and straightforward, but Lin Chong They looked very serious this time, Dong Ping whispered: "This is better for actual combat." Lin Chong nodded.

Then the two people in the stands, you punched me, I kicked you, Hu Sanniang praised: "It should have been like this a long time ago." ”

Dong Ping asked the tiger: "Do you have to wear those messy things before every fight?" ”

"You mean protective gear, professional competitions are generally not worn, but this time there are all kinds of people who come to participate in the competition, and some of them are randomly reporting names to join in the fun, so the organizing committee stipulates that the contestants must have complete protective gear, probably for fear of death."

After looking at it for a while, Lin Chong asked, "You can't use your elbow, can you?" ”

The tiger nodded: "Well, there are also heads that can't be used." ”

Dong Ping whispered to Lin Chong: "I think there is no difference between these and ordinary fights, just beat people and lie down." ”

Lin Chong said with a smile: "I think too, our brothers on the mountain are all open and closed, and they generally don't use crooked tricks, and they don't need to warn them about anything." ”

At this time, Li Jingshui suddenly asked, "Can you kick the crotch?" It caused a group of people around to look at each other differently. Tiger hurriedly told him, "It's strictly forbidden, and I can't think of any kind of competition where it's allowed." ”

I patted Li Jingshui on the shoulder and said, "Jingshui, you don't have to participate in this competition, help with the logistics." ”

After looking at it for a while, Dong Ping said, "It's almost okay, I'll try it." He didn't wear protective gear, only took a boxing glove and put it on, and waved it twice, and a man next to the tiger immediately said coldly: "This Brother Dong, have I made a few moves with you?" The tiger hugged his shoulders and did not stop him, and shouted at the two on the stage: "Come down-"

Dong Ping and the man jumped into the ring left and right, the man slammed a pair of boxing gloves into each other, and there was almost fire in his eyes, Dong Ping was wearing one, and the strap was not fastened, it was so loose, the tiger roared and began, the man "whew" and rushed up to punch and hit, without waiting for his punch to arrive, Dong Ping came first, punched the man away, and his huge body smashed into the audience, and everyone couldn't help but exclaim.

Hu Sanniang in the audience was talking to Duan Jingzhu about something, and when she saw a big man lying flat and covered herself, she reached out and lifted his collar to put him away, and continued to talk to Duan Jingzhu.

This time Hu Sanniang inadvertently stole the limelight, saying that the thousand-year-old demon Hu Sanniang, although he does not lose to a man in a fight, but the small waist is also a slender hand, except for the eyebrows and the corners of the eyes with a sharp spirit, how do you look at it, how can she be a delicate little beauty, the tiger-like man was mentioned and put away by her, to put it mildly, even Dong Ping's beautiful and domineering punch was overshadowed by her.

Hu Sanniang suddenly felt quiet around as she spoke, and then she found that she had become the focus, she didn't realize what was going on, she looked at her and caught the man, and asked, "Coming down so soon?" Go up and fight again. The man's face was full of dementia, and it took a long time to say, "Convinced!" ”

The tiger is also stupid, he knows that Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu can fight, and he has fought with Dong Ping, so he probably always thought that the main force that beat his group of apprentices down was these three people, and he didn't expect that our players all had stunts. He grabbed me by the arm and asked, "How do you know all these people?" ”

I said, "Pick it up." ”

"It's not going to work at all." Dong Ping took off his gloves and threw them on the ground, jumped out of the ring, carried his fish and said, "It's almost clear what Sanda is, let's go, and then my fish will suffocate to death." ”

The tiger approached him and suddenly said, "Big brother, can you accept me, an unsuccessful apprentice?" ”

The tiger said this sentence in front of so many apprentices, it can be seen that it is indeed sincere, this Dong Ping wants to accept him, and these people have to be gray apprentices, so if I call Dong Ping's eldest brother, I am the uncle and ancestor of this group of people...... I've been very sensitive to seniority lately.

Dong Ping smiled: "Say it again, let's talk about it again." ”

Hey, these Liangshan thieves, isn't it better for you to accept such an apprentice than the little whirlwind Chai Jin? Brainless.

If you want to say that the tiger is more capable than the person who has the ability to do it, it is really not to say, and he just smiled awkwardly after planting such a big face, and he was stunned. I was embarrassed, so I took his hand and said, "Brother Tiger, I'm sorry for today's incident." The tiger waved his hand.

I hugged my fist at the students of the Tiger Martial Arts Gym who were beaten up by us and said: "Let's green mountains don't change the green water, and the rivers and lakes will meet in the future, and we will be ......" Hu Sanniang grabbed my collar and dragged it out: "Let's go, what nonsense." ”

Damn, there are only a few words left, and I don't let people finish it.

I took two sanda rules and game scoring standards from the tiger, and gave them to Li Jingshui and Lin Chong respectively after getting in the car, I said: "Jingshui, Lin Jiaotou, I have to worry about you, after I go back, organize people to learn this, I heard the tiger say that the sanda competition is divided into levels, I'm afraid you both have to have people, don't be embarrassed when you go on the court and don't know anything." ”

Li Jingshui carefully folded it and put it in his pocket, Duan Jingzhu asked Lin Chong to look, and Lin Chong slapped it in his arms.

Back at school, Lin Chong and they went directly to the dormitory, and I went to the lecture hall with Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu, and we sat in the last row, listening to Xu Delong say that they had just finished recess.

I inadvertently glanced at the blackboard, and saw that Yan Jingsheng put a very strange piece on the projector, on which was painted a thing that looked like the door of the men's toilet, Yan Jingsheng held a whip in one hand, and pointed to the magnified little person on the screen who was lecturing, he looked at a book in his hand, and pointed and poked and said: "The so-called scoring area in Sanda is the finger, torso, thighs and calves......" I glanced at the book in his hand: "Introduction to Sanda Basics - with Competition Rules", I asked Xu Delong strangely: " How did Mr. Yan talk about this? ”

Xu Delong said: "Just now, Principal Zhang asked someone to send a copy of the rules and regulations of the national sanda competition, and brought a book, Teacher Yan knew that we had not learned sanda and was very anxious, so he immediately told us about it, and said that he would lead us to the field for training in a while. ”

I exclaimed, "All-rounder—"

I walked quickly to the podium, took the whip from Yan Jingsheng's hand, and said loudly: "Students, it doesn't matter if you don't score, remember that there are a few places that can't be beaten-" Who are the people below? Soldier! I guess those few places that are not allowed to fight are the places where they usually practice the most. This competition is mainly to deal with Lao Zhang, and if the ranking is not ranked, it will be said when the time comes, but you must not make any trouble.

I pointed to the little man on the piece, I wanted to talk about the back of the head, but I found that the back of the head could not be seen, so I pulled Yan Jingsheng to the blackboard, pointed at his back handle with a whip and said: "This place can't be beaten, and even the neck can't be beaten, don't go up to save trouble and 'click' to break it off-" I said solemnly, "That's not going to work!" ”

Next is the crotch, I found that Yan Jingsheng's painting skills are too rough, the villain has no legs at all, which is easy to confuse the crotch and the stomach, I picked up the pen on the table, and drew a line between the villain's legs, but it was too unintuitive to see, so I drew another one, so that it turned from a line into a stick, and then drew two circles on both sides, I pointed to this cannon-like thing and asked the audience: "What do you say this is?" ”

A lot of fighters are laughing below, and it seems that I have successfully drawn them.

"By the way, that's what our men say, remember that this place can't be kicked!" I wiped off the cannon, drew a triangle that rushed down at an acute angle, and said, "You should take it for a nail—"

I seemed to have been successful in my speech, which left a deep impression on the soldiers, and with a teacher like Yan Jingsheng mentioning his face, I can rest assured that 300 is here.

I came to the dormitory building, and found that there was no trace or precursor of organizational learning, I found Lin Chong's room, pushed the door and went in to see Lin Chong reclining on the bed to rest, Dong Ping looked at his fish with great interest.

I asked cautiously, "Two brothers, didn't you tell you the details of the competition?" ”

Lin Chong only remembered at this time and said, "Ouch, that piece of paper is still living there in Duan Jing." ”

Duan Jingzhu had just come out of the toilet at this time, and when he heard about it, he poked his head in and said, "That piece of paper, let me wipe my buttocks." ”

Dong Ping waved his hand impatiently: "What is there to say, isn't it clear in one or two sentences before going on stage?" ”

I said, "It's better to hurry up sooner, then I'm afraid I'll be distracted." ”

"Then you go and call everyone out, and I'll say a few words to you." Dong Ping said.

I hurriedly ran to the corridor and shouted: "All brothers come out to show up, about the game, I asked Brother Dong Ping to tell everyone about the rules, the time has come for us to become famous in Liangshan-"

The heroes were curious and poured into the corridor, Dong Ping teased the two lazy scavengers for a while, and then walked out and shouted: "Fight as much as you want, remember not to kick the crotch!" Then he went into the house again.

I was stunned and said, "It's over? ”

Dong Ping spread his hands: "It's over." ”

(To be continued)