When I got home, Qin Shi Huang was the only one playing the game, because I didn't eat at noon, I turned out a cold chicken leg from the refrigerator and gnawed on it, and then instructed the fat man: "Hold down the direction and make a small jump, it is a run." ”

"Say?" No wonder he's too old to get to the last level of Super Mari, and he doesn't even know it.

"Brother Ying, is there still electricity for the camera? Tomorrow I will do something. ”

"What is Sa4?"

"Tomorrow you just have to take pictures."

I have to get an ID card for each of the 300 people, and this matter falls on Xiao Rang and Jin Dajian, and I am not reluctant to spend money to do it from the outside, but after all, it is risky to do so much at a time, and now the international terrorist forces are so rampant, and the sensitive elements of East Turkistan, [***], and Taiwan are eyeing each other, and they will apply for 300 fake certificates at once, and when they meet a certificate dealer with unique patriotic enthusiasm, he will betray his patrons to his heart.

The last time I lost my ID card, these two people teamed up to make another one, but that was a special case, you can work slowly and carefully, this time it is a batch, and you probably need a professional printing machine.

Now that the camera is available, what Jin Shaoyan sends, of course, is high-end goods, in fact, many of the reporters who are bent on winning the Pulitzer Prize for photography use this model of camera.

But where can I get the machine to make false testimony?

At this time, Liu Bang came back......

"Rent 500 a day, this is for the sake of Fengfeng's face, you must know that people stop working for a day and delay more than this number......"

So the problem of the machine has also been solved, who is Guo Tianfeng? It's our queen of counterfeiting, and although it's only limited to the ready-to-wear industry (for now), she knows a wide range of people.

Liu Bang looked at each room and said, "Xiang Da'er hasn't come back yet?" Let's leave in the morning, I think I'll stay with Zhang Bing's chick for a day, and I'll have a meal at night and open a room directly-" Liu Bang snapped his fingers obscenely and said, "Qi Huo!" ”

I connected the computer and the printer, printed out Xiang Yu's "love enemies" in the digital camera one by one, and said: "Bangzi, I have to say that the rogue surname is your heavenly surname, but what will you do when you become the emperor, and you will speak in this tone?" ”

Liu Bang immediately gloomy and said, "It's not that you haven't seen me nervous, so you have to be perverted when you become Emperor Yanjing." Liu Bang pointed to Qin Shi Huang in the bedroom, lowered his voice and said, "Isn't that one inside an example?" ”

I smiled and said, "Brother Ying is very good, right?" ”

"It's good that you can lose the country? He's killed more people than you've ever seen! ”

As he spoke, Baozi and Master Li also came back, Baozi threw his boots on the shoe rack, fell into the sofa and pinched his feet, and shouted, "Liu Ji, pour a glass of water." ”

If Baozi would definitely call me in normal times, but seeing that I was busy taking photos, Liu Bang was close to the kettle, so he assigned the emperor to help her serve tea and pour water. ”

Liu Bang and I were stunned, I saw that Master Li just smiled, knowing that there was still something to follow.

"The cheapest rent costs 200 a day, and there is no discount."

Liu Bang said: "That's not expensive, it's not as much as renting a machine to get a fake certificate." ”

Baozi beat his leg and said: "But you must know that now wedding dresses are rented for one or two sets, and they will be worn for one day on the day of marriage, and it will take one day to return to the door, and it will cost 1,000 yuan less inside and outside." ”

I asked, "Are you renting or not?" ”

Baozi said: "Originally, I had no choice but to rent, but Xiao Nan said that she had a classmate who made wedding dresses and could borrow them." ”

We all looked at Master Li, and she just laughed. Her classmates? Du Shi Niang is here?

Baozi got up to cook, and Master Li whispered to me: "The boutique wedding dress shop has a set of wedding dresses that are very suitable for my cousin, and the price is not expensive." ”

"How much?"

"30,000." Master Li glanced at me and said, "And it is not rented, I suggest you buy it and give it to your cousin, every woman should have a wedding dress for her life." ”

Should every woman have a wedding dress? Where did she learn such a petty bourgeois tune? Are you planning to leave and use it again or wear it to the wet market? However, she is qualified to say so, and if the bead she gave us as a wedding gift is changed into a wedding dress, it can at least wrap the silver makeup of the two group armies.

The bead bun had been worn fresh and casually thrown in a drawer, but it was a safe place, even if a thief came in, he couldn't take away anything of value if he didn't have the level of an associate professor or above. Who would have thought that the dagger that Jing Ke used to stab Qin had been peeled off the potato, and Song Huizong's spare hat beads were thrown in the drawer with a red rope?

When it was time to eat, I leaned on the window and shouted, "Kezi, eat!" ”

The second fool was "practicing swords" with Uncle Zhao's son Zhao Baimian, and the two of them each had a broom in their hands to make a place full of chickens and dogs jumping dust, and I quickly closed the window after shouting.

As a result, after a while, both of them came up, and Jing Ke affectionately took Zhao Baimian's hand and said to me, "Let him also eat at our house." ”

I and Baozi suddenly looked at each other, if it is a person with normal intelligence, you greet him "welcome, welcome", he must say "No, no, I still have something", even if I have no food and want to eat with this, I will be polite to you, but this fool is different, what should I do every day after eating here? We haven't bought this wedding dress yet, so we have an extra son-Zhao Baimian is a year older than me.

But what can we do? We set a big table with this fragrant meal, and the fool is drooling when he sees it, and you kick him out? I can't do it anyway. It turns out that what I can't do is buns......

Unable to do it anymore, she said to the two fools, "Wash your hands." ”

Zhao Baiyan washed his hands, picked up the bowl and ate it, except for the occasional smirk at Er, he didn't say a word to others, it's bad, don't be a fool with your back, right?

I smiled and asked the second fool: "Kezi, have you achieved great swordsmanship recently?" ”

Jing Ke was stunned for a moment, he was not stupid, he vaguely felt that I didn't have any good intentions, and smiled at Zhao Bai's face, and actually had a little bit of a heart.

I took out my mobile phone, put my hand under the table and quietly used a mind-reading technique on Zhao Bai's face, and when I took it out, I was shocked - it was dead!

Ellipsis...... Crash...... These two fools are hell on my phone!

At 9 o'clock in the evening, Xiang Yu hadn't come back yet, and the first person who couldn't sit still was Liu Bang, he looked at his watch and said, "Xiang Da won't really open the room, right?" The reason why he said this was because he knew that Xiang Yu would not do this, which fulfilled the sentence: The one who knows you best is often your enemy.

As he was talking, the sound of a car came from downstairs, and after a while, Xiang Yu slowly walked upstairs, he changed his shoes, hung up his clothes, walked over and took a sip of the water on the table, and I hurriedly asked, "Just separated from Zhang Bing?" ”

Xiang Yu nodded: "Just sent her back to the dormitory." ”

"How's it going?" Liu Bang asked.

Xiang Yu smiled faintly at him, and suddenly swept the photos on the table, he picked them up casually and looked at them, then turned two of them upside down and said, "These two have girlfriends." He slowly unbuttoned his shirt, stood up and walked to the bedroom: "I'll go to bed first, and tomorrow I will pick her up to see grandpa." ”

Liu Bang watched his back until he entered the house and closed the door. Liu Bangmeng turned around and whispered to me: "The mood is not very high, is it completely out of play?" ”

I held my chin and said, "No, a girl, I can stay with you so late on my first date, I can't be unkind." ”

Liu Bang said: "Could it be that Zhang Bing told him, 'I only regard you as a brother', or directly said, 'You are a good person'?" ”

I sneered and said, "It can't be!" I threw the two photos that were detained by Xiang Yu in front of Liu Bang and said, "How did you say that the big man knew that these two people had girlfriends?" He couldn't chase people and ask, it could only be Zhang Bing who told him, why did Zhang Bing do this? It's because I'm afraid that there will be too many boys who greet her and cause unhappiness to the big guys, so I will say some seemingly useless nonsense. ”

Liu Bang looked at me in surprise and said, "I don't know if Zhang Bing was Yu Ji in his last life, but you must have been Zhang Liang in his last life!" ”

I felt that Zhang Liang suffered a lot in front of Liu Bang, so he immediately said: "Lao Tzu was Zhuge Liang in his last life." ”

It turned out that he suffered even more, when Zhang Liang only worked for him, when Zhuge Liang became a part-time job for his third grandson.

But why is Xiang Yu unhappy? More precisely, no passion.

It is understandable that he was a hero who dominated the world back then, Yu Ji was a poisonous and beautiful woman like a poppy, in that turbulent era, when he woke up, the enemy had been killed in front of him, so the two of them went out with mosquito nets, what a pride, but now, one identity is the owner of the bun shop, and the other is the granddaughter of a small official in the words of Qin Shi Huang, how can he find that feeling of being in the middle of three months! Now peace and development are the main themes - Iraq is about to withdraw its troops.

And beauty is such a thing, you can only find it and can't find it, put the ring in the ice cream to surprise your fiancée, it looks beautiful, but if you want to meet the last few bites of the steamed bun, it must be fatal.

(To be continued)