In the yard, I looked left and right, up and down a jubilant scene, the red lanterns have been pulled all over the sky, I scratched my head, I always felt as if there was one less person, suddenly, I reacted, pulled Liu Bang who hit me in front of me and asked: "Where is Bian Que?" "Anyway, I really have no conscience, and I almost forgot the old man after helping. Liu Bang pointed to the corner of the yard, and when I looked, I saw that the old man was circling my car back and forth with his hands behind his back, as if he was studying something. I walked over and smiled, "Doctor Bian, thank you very much this time." Bian Que nodded indifferently, still looking back and forth at the car, and muttered: "If I want to have such a thing, it will be much more convenient to go to the clinic in the future." I took him by the hand and said, "Divine doctor, come with me into the house for a cup of tea, and by the way, I will settle the consultation fee for you." "If you want to pay for his consultation, you have to go all over the world to find knife coins. Bian Que waved his hand and asked me: "How did you get this thing, I looked at it for a long time, and found that it has no heart and lungs, and it can't breathe, so it shouldn't be a livestock." "The old man who dares to love also understands it. I said a few words to him, but the old man just ignored him and continued to study him, and I said depressedly, "It's not like you haven't sat on this thing." Bian Que said blankly: "Have you ever sat down?" I glanced at Liu Bang, Bangzi smiled and took a glass of water, I turned around and put it in, took it to Bian Que and said, "Divine doctor, drink a glass of water." Bian Que took two sips and drank them dry, patted the front of the car and asked me, "You haven't changed your gas yet?" "Me:"..."Bian Que came back to his senses at this time, looked at me and said, "Xiaoqiang? You actually gave birth to the baby? Liu Bang and I laughed and said, "The divine doctor has finally returned." Bian Que scratched his white hair, looked left and right, and said, "Aren't Brother Hua Tuo and An Dao all here?" I smiled and said, "Doctor Hua Shen is operating on Cao Cao, your brother An is bored on Liangshan, and I heard that he has some problems with many female patients. Bian Que said: "You hurry up and find them all for me, the anti-cancer vaccine I and they studied will be successful immediately!" I smiled and said, "It's not difficult, it depends on whether you went over or found them." Bian Que said with emotion: "Speaking of which, I also miss Lao Wu and Lao Yan, and I don't know if there will be any new works after they go back." Xiang Yu said: "Why don't we find these old friends to get together again?" I glanced at him and said, "It's easy to say, many people are still busy with their own times." Do they know who I am? Xiang Yu said: "Find it!" I was speechless and said, "You're really going to give me a job." Xiang Yu said: "Doesn't Baozi like to be lively." When the moon is not supposed to be full, let's have a lively table, and it just so happens that you don't have much to do during her confinement. I said, "Okay, then who do you think I'll go to first?" Xiang Yu held his chin in his hand and pondered: "Who is there in the Qin Dynasty before?" Bian Que said: "Brother Mao Sui and Yu Boya are both, right?" Xiang Yu thought for a while and said, "Well, it's just them before I leave anyway." I handed him the key: "Then you go?" Xiang Yu was stunned and said, "Me? I shrugged my shoulders: "You can't let me be away from my son on the first day of his life, can you?" Xiang Yu said helplessly: "Then I'll take a trip." Otherwise, I won't be able to see these two people in three months. At this time, a person walked in happily with two large bags of things and shouted, "Brother Qiang, congratulations on becoming a father." I saw that it was Jin Shaoyan and asked him, "What did you do?" Jin Shaoyan shook the things in his hand: "I see that the bun is about to give birth, go out and buy her some gifts-" said and said, holding the thing, "This is ginseng, this is mink, for the bun for confinement, these are all serious Liaodong treasures." Money can't buy it with us. I said, "You went to the Northern Song Dynasty?" Jin Shaoyan said: "No, these things can be bought in Xianyang now, but you have to go to a famous store, and the general place is fake." I glared at Liu Bang, and Liu Bang said innocently: "I didn't make the land." How to say that my current identity is also official. I asked Jin Shaoyan: "Do you have diapers?" Jin Shaoyan: "..."Xiang Yu slapped the car key in his arms and said, "Go." drove Xiaoqiang's car to pick up Mao Sui and Yu Boya. Jin Shaoyan was quite happy, took the key and went happily, and kissed Master Li on the forehead before leaving-you said that if you don't catch his strong man and catch whom, this is the price of gnawing the grass next to our nest. I looked at the back of Jin Shaoyan leaving. He said thoughtfully: "You said that we don't need to open the military road to those eras, and we will be separated in 3 months, and the people there also need to improve their lives." Xiang Yu said: "Why bother, each has its own way of living, and we get together because of friendship, ordinary people may not think that it is a happiness to be able to buy counterfeit mink and ginseng locally" He also glared at Liu Bang as he said. Liu Bang said loudly: "I really didn't make it!" Xiang Yu continued: "Besides, won't the military road be closed after 3 months?" Bian Que said: "It's better to make a list." If you want to get together, you need to find all of them according to the dynasty. I beckoned, "Master! Master Li smiled: "I'll go to the list." "It's worthy of the grass on the edge of the nest. Really real.

While talking, Mulan arrived with Cao Xiaoxiang, Hua Mulan flew off the horse, caught the baby elephant, threw the reins to the family, and hurriedly said as she walked: "Is the bun raw?" Seeing that we were all smiling, it was also a joy, and the little elephant hurriedly entered the house, Mulan saw the crib next to the bun at a glance, rushed over and carefully picked it up, glanced at the child's wrinkled little face, suddenly motherhood overflowed, can no longer be separated, she put her face on the child's swaddling clothes and said softly: "The little guy is so cute." The baby elephant raised his hands and said, "I see it too!" Hua Mulan was afraid that he would have little strength, so she hugged him and let him look at it for a while, and Baozi saw Mulan's loving appearance, and said, "Sister Mulan, let this child recognize you as a godmother." Hua Mulan said: "Then you still need to say?" Baozi scratched his head and said, "But the little elephant calls us sister again, what can you say about it in this life?" Everyone inside and outside the house laughed. I said loudly, "Little elephant, you have to teach your brother mathematics well in the future, but don't let him be looked down upon like his father." "It's okay for others to look down on me, but I'm afraid of finding an old man who will be an accountant - oh yes. Zhang Liang is not an accountant, and it's almost the same. Hua Mulan put it down gently, pulled the little elephant and said, "Let's go, let your sister Baozi have a good rest, we will come back later." Saying that, he reluctantly turned back one step at a time, and Baozi said, "Sister, you never thought about giving birth to one?" Hua Mulan's face turned red, and she snorted and said, "Baozi and Xiaoqiang are becoming more and more out of tune." She went out of the room and asked, "By the way, what's the child's name?" Everyone shouted in unison: "Xiao shouldn't-" Mulan frowned, "I didn't mean you." It's a bit unusual, the child's name is a lifelong event, jokes regardless of the occasion, how can you give it nonsense - I said who gave this nickname? "Depressed, why did my son's name become a nickname? Everyone pointed at me: "Xiaoqiang! I jumped to my feet and said, "I didn't let you run on it!" Mulan smiled dumbly and said, "Okay, okay." In the future, when you register for the account, you can re-report one. Let our great writers give it up. I instructed Master Li: "Don't let those great writers fall." At this time, friends and customers from all over the world knew that I was happy with your son's affairs, and began to call to congratulate, and Li Shimin was the first. After expressing his congratulations, Li Shimin said: "Xiaoqiang, come to my gathering when your son is full moon." I smiled and said, "I mean the same thing, but we'll decide the location." Li Shimin said: "That's okay." Master Li suddenly pulled my clothes: "Let him find Yan Liben and wait for us to come over and give him food, so as to save effort." I hurriedly said to Li Shimin: "Brother Li." Yan Liben is your land? Li Shimin said: "Yes." I'm painting a picture these days. I said, "Then don't let him go after you finish your work, I want to get all the people we have cultivated back." Li Shimin was puzzled: "I understand what you mean." But what's the matter if people don't let them go after they finish their work? Let's just say that I am the emperor and I can't be unreasonable, our Datang is a country that pays attention to equality and openness. I said, "Oh, you can just make an excuse, you can draw the side face after painting the front face, and paint the side face after painting this side and that, but it really doesn't work, Your Majesty, you sacrifice your hue to engage in body art." Li Shimin scolded with a smile: "Xiaoqiang, who is a dead person, you dare to talk to me like this in the whole world." I smiled, hung up the phone and asked Master Li: "Who among those emperors still has our Yucai people?" Master Li said: "No, Wang Xizhi is in the Eastern Jin Dynasty, Tang Xuanzong will be more, Wu Daozi, Li Baiyan, Zhenqing, and Lu Yu are all there, Liu Gongquan will be a little behind, and then Zhang Zeduan of the Northern Song Dynasty will be behind." I said, "I'll look for Zhang Zeduan, who of you will go to the others?" Master Li glanced at me and said, "You'll save yourself trouble—you'll find it by the way when you go to Liangshan to drink, right?" Xiang Yu said: "Don't patronize the writer, Su Wu still herds sheep for people, right?" I smacked my lips and said, "No, there are too many people, and we have to start a military road and then rely on everyone to do it separately." Liu Bang preemptively said: "Su Wu, I've got it." "This time, Bangzi didn't cheat, the place where Su Wu stayed was cold and poor, and the old man Su was still embarrassed, but the old man saved his life in the accident with Goodbai, and Bangzi was still very kind at this point. Xiang Yu said: "Ah Yu and I went to find Wang Xizhi, and we should take a walk - by the way, how should I approach him?" Master Li said: "Wang Xizhi likes geese, you take a goose." Xiang Yu casually picked up a goose from the pond, grabbed Yu Ji's waist and asked Master Li: "Does he like to live or cooked?" Master Li spat and said: "Bah, it's really a bad scenery, burning the qin and cooking the crane."

At this time, Jin Shaoyan drove my car into the hospital, there were few people in the car, and Bacheng picked up Yu Boya and them, Master Li said: "Yo, just said that the piano and piano are here." Cao Xiaoxiang said: "I really said that Cao Cao Cao will arrive." We all laughed, but Mao Sui was the only one who got out of the car. This buddy muttered to himself as he walked: "Damn, I won't do it, can't I do it if I don't do it..." Mao Sui said angrily: "With me!" Jin Shaoyan got out of the car and gave me the key. smiled: "When I found Brother Mao, he had just entered the shogunate of Pingyuan Jun, and it was at least three years before he went to Chu to be a lobbyist. Mao Sui then said angrily: "Three years in my last life, three years in this life, you say, I have been a blue-collar worker for 6 years, just for these two trips, what else am I doing?" We laughed again, and we all said, "It seems that Mao Sui can't wait to recommend himself." I asked Jin Shaoyan: "What about Yu Boya?" Jin Shaoyan said: "Bao has already given him food, but he is with Zhong Ziqi, and he will inform him when the party will come." I nodded, turned to the driveway, and said, "I still have to go back to Yucai." Bring some daily use to the buns. Master Li said: "Bring Zhang Zeduan back by the way, Li Bai and they will also be handed over to you, you only need to get one of their writing places." I poked my head out and said, "What else do you need to bring for me?" Master Li said: "The child's bottle, small clothes." Diapers. She told me. Don't forget to bring more. I smiled and said, "What's the matter, my cousin's stomach is also moving?" Master Li glanced at me and said, "I am preparing a place for Sister Yu Ji." I suddenly said, "Oh yes, sister-in-law is only a few days away." Yu Ji pulled Xiang Yu and asked quietly: "What is a diaper, is it really a diaper?" "In the car. I began to answer the phone frequently, first of all, Zhao Kuangyin sent a congratulatory telegram, and several emperor brothers strongly asked to put the child's full moon wine on their own territory, I also thought about this, the Tang Dynasty and Genghis Khan can't go anyway, if you want to go to the Tang Dynasty, Qin Qiong and others who are staying in Yucai can't participate. The prairie is too windy. Zhao Kuangyin and Zhu Yuanzhang are both winter now, which is not good for the confinement of buns. Next is the congratulatory message from the faculty of Yucai, including the later Gu Ye, Tiger, Jiang Men Shen and others, the most headache for me is the phone call from my old man, the old man heard that Baozi gave birth to a big fat boy, first he was happy for a long time, and then suddenly asked: "By the way, where is your boy, I have run with your mother several times and are not at home." I had no choice but to say, "We... In the field. The old man suddenly said angrily: "Bring your grandson back to Lao Tzu!" How can there be such a thing, when a grandfather can't even see his grandson. ”“… Then you have to wait for the bun to finish the confinement, right? The old man said, "Then where do you say you are, I will watch you go with your mother!" "We... Abroad. The old man reluctantly said, "Which country?" "The old man is angry now, the United States and Britain will go when they say they will go, he is no longer the old man who can easily bluff foreign countries. I was sweating in my head, and I held back for a long time before I said, "The British Nilenier-Lebrelion Islands—this place must have a title to come, not just money." The old man was finally stunned and asked me in a low voice, "Then where did you get your title?" I could only lie to him and say, "I bought it with money-" The old man was stunned for a long time, and said angrily: "Then you can't go if you don't have money?" Fortunately, after this interruption, the old man no longer forced me, and said fiercely: "Wait for the bun to finish the confinement and hurry up to get Lao Tzu back!" At the end he scolded me and said, "Do it, little brute!" ”… I can understand the old man's anger and helplessness, but I just don't understand what good he does to him by scolding me a little beast, isn't this the same as the beast and the beast? As soon as I hung up the phone here, another call came in, and as soon as I picked it up, I heard the scolding from there: "Xiaoqiang, you bastard!" ”

I said depressedly, "Who is it?" "I'm out of humanity today! The man said viciously: "Lao Tzu is Zhang Qing!" "Oh, this is a congratulatory telegram from the Liangshan Front, and I smiled and said, "Brother Zhang Qing, how are you all?" Zhang Qing scolded: "What a fart, you can do it, boy, you didn't go up the mountain to see the golden vulture when you came back to the Northern Song Dynasty?" Three times through the door without entering, you! I just listened to the coambling on the other side of the phone, "Let me say let me say..."It seems that the heroes are extremely dissatisfied with me. I hurriedly said, "I'll go and make amends to my brothers, we'll talk later." ”… When I arrived at the door of Zhu Gui's hotel, a large group of heroes had already gathered there, and with Fang La, I fell into the sea of people as soon as I got out of the car, and some kicked me. There were those who slapped me, and there were those who clamped my head in the armpit and twisted my scalp with their fists... The enthusiasm of heroes is always incomprehensible. When I squeezed out of the crowd unkempt, I found that there were only about half of the heroes left, and I wondered, "What about the other brothers?" Wu Yong said with a smile: "Everyone else has traveled to various countries along the military road, and we Liangshan and Jin Wushu have asked for 2,000 places." "I'm speechless. As soon as the road opened, it created a great opportunity for these bandits to enjoy themselves. When all the heroes heard that Baozi gave birth to a big fat son, they all congratulated me, I said: "Brothers, I plan to have a good gathering on the day of my son's full moon, and call all the people who educate our talents, and Zhang Zeduan has not found this piece in the Northern Song Dynasty." Zhang Qing, Dong Ping, Li Kui, and Duan Jingzhu got into my car together and said, "Let's help you find him, speaking of which, this old man lives not far from Liangshan." I swept into the crowd and asked Wu Yong, "What about Brother Song and Brother Junyi?" Wu Yong said: "They went to the Tang Dynasty to investigate on behalf of our Liangshan." I said disdainfully: "It's not the opportunity to eat and drink at public expense." Wu Yong smiled: "It doesn't cost much." The most luxurious hotels in the Tang Dynasty are the property of our Liangshan. Fang La brought the Eight Heavenly Kings over to greet me and said, "Xiaoqiang, Lao Wang, are they okay with you?" I smiled and said, "It's all good, even the pocket money has risen to 8 yuan a day." "Zhang Zeduan simply didn't care about politics at all after Dajin took power, although people didn't pay much attention to him in Jin Wushu, this is the so-called literati style. Zhang Qing commanded in front. Not far from Liangshan, we asked a few people, and our car stopped in front of a house with a small courtyard. I turned around and said, "How do you say you're going to feed him?" Dong Ping said: "It would be good if the time moved here, and you could secretly put it in his tea or something." Duan Jingzhu said: "That's not safe, you have to watch him drink it all." Zhang Qing rubbed his hands and said, "I think it's better to kick the door open and go in." Pinch your mouth and pour it down. Several people looked at each other, and Dong Ping took the lead and said, "I agree!" "I'm going to kick the door." Li Kui opened the car door and went down, kicked the door open, and we followed into the main house, where we saw an elegant scribe painting in front of the desk, with inkstones, seals and other objects on the table. I saw us rushing in like a fierce spirit. Shocked, "What are you doing?" It was Zhang Zeduan, a genius painting master of the Northern Song Dynasty. Zhang Qing wanted to make a joke with him, but he held back a smile and said viciously: "Robbery!" Zhang Zeduan held the pen in one hand and said: "I don't have much money." I also couldn't help but smile and pointed at his nose and said, "You have been an artist for more than a week, and you have no money?" "Dong Ping took it from me. picked up a teacup on the table, put it in front of Zhang Zeduan, and then handed it to him and said, "Drink it!" Zhang Zeduan sneered: "This is poison?" ”

We shouted in unison: "Yes, it's poison!" Zhang Zeduan moved the teacup aside and said awe-inspiringly: "Don't make a noise, after I finish this painting, I can't leave an unfinished painting for future generations." Dong Ping said: "Damn, do you think you are Archimedes?" Let's take a look, Lao Zhang painted the same "horseshoe incense that he painted in Yucai" - if he painted "Qingming Riverside Picture", we would never be able to wait for the ground. Zhang Zeduan controlled the pen on the inkstone, and didn't care about the idlers around him, holding his breath, the second half of the painting gradually jumped on the paper, although we are all laymen, but also pleasing to the eye, when the few fluttering butterflies came out, the whole painting suddenly increased in interest, Zhang Zeduan seemed to be quite proud, as usual picked up a few teacups and drank them all, wiped his mouth and said: "Eh, it seems that there is something missing?" Without waiting for us to speak, Lao Zhang suddenly drew two underworld lines behind the horse. We were shocked at the same time and asked, "What is this?" Zhang Zeduan reminded us: "It's the wind - isn't this Xiaoqiang's surrealism?" "It's good, a painting can't be seen... After helping Zhang Zeduan finish the painting and recounting the old days, I said to Zhang Qing and them: "Today is today, and a few brothers have worked hard to help me find Li Bai and them." The bandits were bored anyway, and they all said, "Okay." "We arrived in the Tang Dynasty during the Tang Dynasty, and the car itself parked in front of a restaurant, which was all wooden buildings, and the smell of wine could be smelled from afar, Dong Ping sniffled and said: "Good wine, and eat a few bowls of him." Zhang Qing stopped him and said: "Don't be in a hurry to eat, eighty percent of the people in this building are Li Bai, and it's important to do business." Duan Jingzhu said: "Actually, drinking and doing things can be done at the same time, let's go in and invite the old man to drink a bowl, okay?" We all nodded and said, "Then you can go." Duan Jingzhu said depressedly: "Why me again?" We all said, "Because you're the youngest!" Duan Jingzhu pointed at me and said, "Xiaoqiang is still behind me." I took out a blue leaf and gave it to him: "Aren't you smarter than me!" Duan Jingzhu then babbled into the restaurant, went in for about ten minutes, suddenly heard the noise inside, followed by the cup and plate on the ground and the sound of Xiao Er's scolding, we were wondering, we saw Duan Jingzhu hugging the head of the mouse jumped out, followed by a stumbling old man, this person had gray hair, was blown by the wind, and the wisps were sprinkled up, his face was red from drinking, and he grabbed a pair of hotel guys with a wooden tray with both hands and chased Duan Jingzhu to beat him to death. Duan Jingzhu ran towards us and shouted with a crying voice: "Brothers, save me!" "Why did you mess with the old man?" We said that we were in a hurry to get out of the car, Zhang Qing and Dong Ping ran up from left and right, and Li Kui hit Li Bai headlong and hugged him. Li Bai saw that there was a helper on our side, and he was not afraid at all, the old man jumped up and down and shouted, one time to pick up Wang Baquan, and the other time to light a few flying feet, the three masters of Liangshan were actually made a disgraced face by him, Dong Ping asked Duan Jingzhu while trying to catch the old man's hand: "Why did you provoke him?" Duan Jingzhu said frantically: "I didn't mess with him, I asked him if he knew me, and he was anxious with me." Zhang Qing asked in a low voice, "Have you eaten it?" Duan Jingzhu said: "Eat me!" "So what is this?" While speaking, Li Kui finally pounced on Li Bai and pushed Li Bai to the ground, and shouted: "Stop, stop, hurry up!" Four or five of us managed to subdue the old man, and the shopkeeper carefully took the wooden tray from his hand and asked us, "Who are you?" I was afraid that he wanted to report to the government, so I said, "We are from the government!" The shopkeeper said, "Then what are you doing?" I was speechless for a while, and Zhang Qing said angrily: "Didn't you see it, catch the poet!" The shopkeeper said carefully: as long as it is a poet, will he be arrested?" We had no choice but to nod our heads indiscriminately, and the shopkeeper immediately cheered: "Your Majesty has finally done practical things for our people——"