Later, I learned why Li Bai was so unpopular: after Li Bai met Tang Xuanzong, although the emperor also appreciated his talent, but also felt that this person was arrogant and not suitable to stay by his side, so he gave him money back, and also rewarded him with a small brand, saying that he could drink anywhere without giving money with this, which was also a good talk in later generations, but it was definitely a disaster for the people in the world, especially those who opened restaurants, as soon as they saw him coming, they knew that they would lose money today. He's not the same as me, I'm signing a bill, the store can also find the government for reimbursement, whoever he blocks has to think he's unlucky, Tang Xuanzong doesn't know if he cannibalism for a long time or deliberately took Li Bai to make fun of it, and gave him such an honor of "begging under orders", Li Bai, as the originator of romanticism, probably thought that this was an elegant thing, you are elegant, what should you do if you sell wine?

Therefore, the poets represented by Li Bai are a group of people who are incompatible with reality, whether in the Tang Dynasty or in later generations.

Finally got Lao Li into the car, the old man was still dancing, while chanting words, Dong Ping picked up a mineral water bottle and looked at me and said, "Splash or not?" ”

I said fiercely: "Splash! "The two times I saw this old man in Yucai and the Tang Dynasty, I didn't expect it to start in this way. Dong Ping sprinkled some water on Li Bai's face, Li Bai stretched his waist greatly, and sighed: "Sigh-"

I said carefully: "Brother Taibai, wake up, it's me." ”

Only then did Li Bai look at me fixedly, and smiled in a trance: "Oh, it turned out to be a very strong and virtuous brother." ”

I breathed a sigh of relief and said, "You're finally awake." ”

Li Bai looked at us and looked at himself again. Suddenly he asked, "Where am I, and who am I?" ”

I said frantically, "Damn, he remembered me and forgot who he was." ”

Zhang Qingwan smiled and said: "This is not fully awake, let's throw it away first." ”

After about half an hour, Li Bai wiped the folds on his face, looked at me and exclaimed, "Hey, Xiaoqiang." Why are you here—no, you should ask me if you're here

Zhang Qing smiled: "This is waking up." ”

Duan Jingzhu grabbed Li Bai and said, "Why did you beat me just now?" ”

Li Bai said embarrassedly: "I saw that your head was yellow, and I thought that it was another evil ghost who came to detain me." ”

Duan Jingzhu said dissatisfiedly: "I'll see it in the future!" ”

Li Bai said: "This means that your hair is yellow and not very eye-catching, if the red-haired ghost Liu Tang comes, it will not be as simple as a wooden pallet." ”

Duan Jingzhu said: "Fortunately, Du Xing, who has a grimace, didn't come, or he had to serve the kitchen knife directly." ”

I put my arm on Li Bai's shoulder and said, "Brother Taibai, you're really awake this time, right?" There is another thing to please, we want to get back all the old people who have cultivated our talents, and those who are in the same dynasty with you will rely on you. ”

I handed over the Bao prepared for Wu Daozi, Yan Zhenqing, and Lu Yu to him. Seeing that we were leaving, Li Bai hurriedly said, "Don't go." I'm going to invite you to dinner. Saying that, he shook the small card in his hand, Dong Ping grabbed a handful and threw it outside the car, stuffed a few pieces of gold into Li Bai's pocket and said: "Give cash for dinner in the future, the poet's popularity is enough." You're making matters worse. ”

Wait for Li Bai. I said to Zhang Qing and them: "Brothers, I will send you back to Liangshan, and then I will go back to Yucai to have something to do." ”

Zhang Qingdao: "Don't be, you can send us directly to Wu Sangui, let's eat and drink with the old girl!" ”

I said with a smile while driving: "Then you remember, if he proposes to compete with you, he can save some face for Lao Wu." ”

When he arrived at Wu Sangui's Zhou Palace, the old guy was training soldiers and horses, and he had already sent 50,000 soldiers to the Qin Dynasty to help the fat man build the Great Wall. The rest of the melons and dates were poked in the school military field. Lao Wu met with the heroes and discussed with me: "Where are you going to spend the full moon wine that shouldn't be?" ”

I said, "What do you mean?" ”

Wu Sangui patted his chest: "Come to Yunnan." How nice is the climate? ”

I thought about it for a long time and didn't make a sound, Wu Sangui hurriedly said, "What, do you think the third brother can't entertain you?" ”

I smiled and said, "No, you're too far away, it's time for you Zhao Kuangyin and Zhu Yuanzhang to pick up the courtesy, and it's too hard for the people from Qin and Han to come over." ”

Wu Sangui said: "It's a big deal, I'll report the fare to them, and let Liu Bang's kid give me a six-percent discount." ”

"We'll talk about it then."

At this time, the three bandits had already mingled with the guys under Lao Wu, shouting and comparing the amount of wine, this time it was probably a chess opponent.

Back to modern times, I bought all the things that the buns were going to use, and went to Yucai to go around, and to see that there was nothing to do, I planned to find Liu Laoliu again and they opened the military road and went back to the Qin Dynasty directly, but the two old gods were not at home, and no one answered the phone, I was in a hurry to go back, so I had to run around and around in the open area of the community with broken bread, hoping to enter the military road by mistake.

It's strange to say, more than a year has passed since the earthquake, the house here still hasn't sold a set, it is said that we have a lot of rich people here, and to be honest, the villa of Qingshui Home is still very cost-effective, but this just provides me with the opportunity to spread wild, I was a little cool, suddenly found a Peugeot stopped on the side at some point, quietly watched me play, at first I didn't pay attention, after running two laps before I swept, I slowed down, at a glance just saw the person inside - a person dressed properly, Dressed naked... Gou Di woman, Chen Kejiao.

I stopped the car, and Chen Kejiao came over with a smile and said, "Mr. Xiao had a great time." ”

I sneered, "Call Brother Qiang." ”

Chen Kejiao actually stopped fighting against me this time, and called out with a smile: "Brother Qiang." ”

I looked at her, this woman is still a professional outfit, her chest is full and her fighting spirit is high, but her complexion is much better than before, it seems that her business has been doing well recently, speaking of which, the two of us are also people who have experienced life and death together, and we have a certain tacit understanding when we meet again. It's a bit like an old rival who has been fighting for half a lifetime, and it's a bit like a pair of old lovers who have been in trouble for the water, three points of embarrassment, seven points of nature, in short, it's a little ambiguous - I bet that if I didn't already have a bun, the two of us would definitely be able to make a set of more than 100 episodes of a drama with a variety of bloody plots, and they still loved each other to death and didn't become that kind in the end...

I smiled and asked, "Is there anything wrong with you?" Wouldn't it be to save labor and collect business fees in person? ”

Chen Kejiao took out a stack of documents and handed it to me like a magic: "Sign it." ”

My head is three points bigger, and when dealing with this, you have to be careful with twelve points as soon as the paper appears. Didn't a certain arms dealer say that a qualified businessman would not refuse to sell arms to a hostile force in his own country? In the same way, a good real estate developer will not sell a house to his savior...

I grabbed the contract and looked at it carefully, absent-mindedly saying, "What do you want to do?" I'm not planning on buying another apartment. "It's said to be careful, that's just on the surface, because I understand that if this woman really wants to yin, even if she signs a deed of sale with you, she can still yin you!

Chen Kejiao smiled: "Don't look at it, you can really rest assured this time, isn't it written?" This is a contract for the transfer of property. I'm just the middleman. ”

I listened to her say this, so I took a general look at the content, and it didn't matter. It's really a windfall, the contract says that Party A He Tiandou and Liu Laoliu are willing to unconditionally buy all the 62 villas in the entire villa area of Qingshui Homes and give them to Party B Xiao Qiang. The money is gone. Now what Chen Kejiao is doing is asking me to sign and confirm that I accept this gift.

I muttered, "What are these two old liars trying to do?" "I know He Tiandou is rich, but such a direct gift really makes me feel at the bottom.

Chen Kejiao said: "Then do you sign or not?" ”

I hurriedly said, "Sign!" Why not sign up? "I don't know what the hell these two old gods are doing, but it's definitely my Xiaoqiang's style to not take advantage of the cheap in front of my eyes.

Chen Kejiao handed over a pen and said casually: "That's it, what can't the father and son talk about?" ”

I just wrote a "cursive prefix", and suddenly looked up and said, "What father and son?" ”

Chen Kejiao smiled: "Don't hide it from me, Mr. Liu Lao Liu told me, he said that you are his illegitimate child." Chen Kejiao added another sentence as she spoke. I really didn't expect you to have such a rich father. ”

I went berserk. Yang Tian scolded: "Liu Lao Liu, you old Wang Ba! ”

Chen Kejiao hurriedly persuaded: "That... Brother Qiang, I think so. It's not right that he abandoned you since he was a child, but there must be his suffering, and now he's not trying his best to make amends? ”

I exclaimed, "I am his eighth ancestor!" ”

Chen Kejiao saw that the persuasion was ineffective, and said cautiously: "Then do you still sign this word?" ”

I said viciously, "Sign!" If you sign it, I'm a son, and if you don't sign it, I'll be pretending to be a grandson! ”

Chen Kejiao sneered and said, "Sometimes I admire your kind of... Uh, sanely. ”

I handed her back the contract: "Why don't you go up and sit down?" ”

Chen Kejiao smiled slightly: "Another day, how can you be considered a rich man now, I suggest changing the car, just now I gave you a simple speed measurement, 200 miles, your car is driven at this speed, I'm afraid you will have to turn over if you encounter a dragonfly." ”

I sneered, "How can I compare with you." ”

Chen Kejiao turned around and got into the car, and suddenly turned back to me and said, "Oh yes, Mr. Liu Lao Liu said that you want something to put in his garage for you." ”

I wondered, "What's that?" ”

"Then I don't know—in my opinion, your father is very good to you."

The more she said this, the more I hated itchy, and secretly swore that the next time I saw Liu Laoliu, I would definitely pat him all over his face, after Chen Kejiao left, I opened the garage of He Tiandou's house, it was empty, I looked around and found nothing, and when I looked up, I found that the wall facing the door was black - these two old things opened the road here!

I scolded and drove into the military road, but I still couldn't figure out what the old god had given me so many houses for, if it was because he felt that he had harmed me enough for so long and wanted to apologize, wouldn't it be over if he gave me the money directly?

After returning to the Qin Dynasty not long after, I saw that the cars at the entrance of the Xiao Mansion were very lively, my family members were very busy, and there were several conspicuous golden carriages parked in the courtyard. Who's coming? ”

The second fool said: "All those who should come are here." As he spoke, he shook me off, stretched out his hands far away and walked towards Li Shimin, who had just arrived at the door, and said enthusiastically: "Are you here?" ”

Li Shimin also smiled and stretched out his hand in response: "Yes." ”

The next moment, the second fool grabbed Genghis Khan beside Li Shimin and said, "It's been good lately, right?" ”

Li Shimin: "..."

We all laughed, and I sighed, "Your Majesty has arrived?" ”

At this time, a palace beauty came up from Li Shimin's car, with a plump and charming body, but the corners of her eyes and eyebrows were slightly majestic, and I was curious: "Brother Li, who is this?" ”

Li Shimin said: "Oh. This is Mei Niang, you just call your sister-in-law. ”

I waved at the beauty: "Hello sister-in-law." ”

The beauty smiled at me and said, "I've seen the Prime Minister." "My status in the Tang Dynasty was that of the Prime Minister.

Li Shimin said: "Mei Niang, you can call him Xiaoqiang, you don't have to be formal in the future." ”

The palace beauty said softly: "Yes, Your Majesty." ”

When the fat man saw the female dependents coming, he greeted the house: "Sister of the Liu family, come out to receive a haha (below)." ”

Lu Hou came out in response. The two women are both glamorous. has outstanding appearance, and has an extremely similar temperament, and suddenly felt quite a fate, and Empress Lu took her hand and went in.

I muttered, "Mei Niang? Why is this name so familiar? Sister-in-law's surname? ”

Li Shimin said: "The surname is Wu." ”

Genghis Khan on the side said loudly: "Wu Meiniang? Isn't it Wu Zetian in the future? ”

Li Shimin said nervously: "Brother Khan is silent. He lowered his voice and told me. It's her, I'm afraid that my Datang will repeat the mistakes of the past, and now I have to take her everywhere, don't dare to leave! ”

Genghis Khan said: "Brother Li, I didn't say you, your daughter-in-law has a lot of headaches than Liu Bang, although Liu Bang is not worry-free, at least he knows inside and out, you are good, you have taken on the burden and done it yourself." ”

Qin Shi Huang hurriedly said: "Bao She (said) Bao She." ”

Li Shimin sighed and said, "Brother Khan is right. But what can I do? It's a little reluctant to kill, and Mei Niang may not be thinking about changing the dynasty now. Even if I wanted to kill her, I would be nameless! ”

At this time, a person came out of the house and said quietly: "Isn't this the case with Xu Da Changyuchun over there?" "It's Zhu Yuanzhang.

From the other side, a person said: "Do you have to kill them, how good it is to learn from me to release the military power with a glass of wine, what do you say Xiaoqiang?" "It's Zhao Kuangyin.

I hurriedly said, "Everyone, let's talk about this separately later." "I haven't had time to tell them about their departure from Heaven in three months, and I can't tell them in a hurry.

The emperor said: "Xiaoqiang, take your son out and let's take a look." I ran into the house and took the unwanted out, a group of old guys came around, looked at it for a long time, and said: "This kid, except for the ugly name, is better than Xiaoqiang!" ”

Li Shimin hugged him and said with a smile: "Yo, how can Chong be a protector general in the future." I hurriedly said, "Thank you, Lord Long." ”

Li Shimin said blankly: "Thank me for what to do?" ”

Genghis Khan smiled and said: "You have no jokes, haven't you already made this kid a protector general?" ”

Li Shimin was stunned, and then sighed: "Xiaoqiang is becoming more and more cunning, you must be very careful when talking to him in the future." ”

I hehehe: "Brother Li, it's nothing to meet for the first time as a general in your capacity, if you really want to be hereditary and replace me, the prime minister, our family shouldn't be in a hurry-you say yes, Your Majesty?" ”

As soon as the emperor looks at me, I look at you, and they all smiled and said, "Xiaoqiang, this is our army." ”

Zhao Kuangyin said: "What's so good about being a general, fighting and killing, I hope this kid will be the best to be a king of peace in the future..." "In the blink of an eye, our family shouldn't have another Taiping King.

Genghis Khan said cautiously: "I didn't say anything, did I? ”

I said, "Brother, when this child grows up, you should have occupied countless lands a long time ago, and you rewarded me with a day's land, why did your little nephew get a month?" Genghis Khan shook his hand and said, "No, no, I can't stand it if he wants to go around my king's tent for another month." So let's go, I have four sons, and now I consider this child to be the fifth, and in addition to the ten thousand households inherent in the prince, the other rewards will increase according to the merits of the war. ”

I glanced at him and said, "Why don't you go, you can count it, and when the time comes, my son will lead the soldiers of the Tang Dynasty and the soldiers of the Song Dynasty to help you fight?" ”

Zhu Yuanzhang took the little one and said: "Actually, Brother Tie is right, it's not better to recognize a godfather." ”

I said, "Who thinks who's going to be your godfather?" ”

Zhu Yuanzhang was stunned and said: "Damn, do I recognize him as a godfather?" The crowd was very excited. stabbed me with all hands and feet, Zhu Yuanzhang pointed at my nose and raised his voice: "Do you dare to say that Lord Xie Longen believes me and whips you?" The crowd laughed and leaned back.

While we were talking and laughing, Li Shimin suddenly glanced at me and said, "Your in-laws are here." ”

When I looked, I saw Zhang Liang holding a little girl walking towards us, although the emperor was the Khan in the venue, but Zhang Liang was from the Han Dynasty, so he greeted others according to the general etiquette: "I have seen your majesty." ”

Li Shimin said half-jokingly and half-seriously: "Ofan, go to my place." Tell Han Xin and Xiao He to come too, anyway, they will be the last..."Genghis Khan pulled him. Li Shimin also realized that some jokes could not be made indiscriminately, so he hurriedly shut up, Zhang Liang just smiled and said nothing, and I looked down. I saw that the little girl he was leading looked pink. The long eyelashes were hula hula and blinked, and I squatted down and said, "Yo, isn't this my daughter-in-law?" ”

Without waiting for Zhang Liangjiao, the little girl shouted in a milky voice: "Shu Huang (uncle) is good." ”

I was overjoyed and said, "It's so young, can you call people?" ”

The little girl looked at the girl in my arms and asked, "Is this my brother?" ”

I smiled and said, "It's my brother, oh yes, it stands to reason that you have to call me father-in-law." ”

The little daughter-in-law was frightened by my strange uncle's dignity, and hid behind Zhang Liang and said timidly: "Daddy." What is a father-in-law? ”

Zhu Yuanzhang smiled evilly: "My father-in-law is like that. As he spoke, he pointed to a eunuch in the corner of the courtyard. I just wanted to reply, but I couldn't help but be stunned when I saw the eunuch. This person is none other than Zhao Gao. Some time ago, I was so busy that I forgot about his stubble, I have always had a lot of opinions about this guy, one is because I have an iron relationship with the fat man, and I can't see anyone harming his mountains and rivers, and secondly, I also like Xiao Huhai very much, through a long time, I found that this child is actually naïve, but he is not stupid, he has a solid heart for people, and thirdly, I hate this kind of guy who is neither male nor female, like Liu Bang killed Han Xin, Zhu Yuanzhang killed Xu Da, no matter whether these subordinates have antipathy or not, after all, it is a matter between men and men, If you a eunuch runs out and sticks a pole, you can't win the world if you bring disaster to others, and you can't win the world, which is a typical harm to others and yourself, Zhao Gao pointed to the deer as a horse, this nature is too bad.

At that moment, I shouted with a calm face: "Zhao Gao, you come over Zhao Gao listened to me call him, hurriedly rushed over in small steps, and said with a flattering face: "What does the King of Qi command?" ”

When the other people heard that this person was Zhao Gao, they were stunned, and their expressions became serious.

I swept around the yard and happened to see a few sika deer at home, so I pointed to the deer and said, "I ask you, what is that?" ”

Zhao Gao prostrate on the ground, glanced at it, and said with a smile: "Back to the King of Qi, that's a horse." ”

Li Shimin and they looked at each other, I was furious, gritted my teeth and said: "Wow, you dare to say that in front of us on the ground?" ”

Qin Shi Huang couldn't hold back his face at this time, and shouted: "People! A group of samurai in bright armor said awe-inspiringly: "Here! "Everyone can guess the next sentence of the fat man, it must be: sprinkle (kill) sprinkle -

I stopped the fat man with a slight wave of my hand, looked at Zhao Gao squarely, and said sternly: "I'll give you another chance - what is that?" "I don't believe that there is such a righteous and awe-inspiring eunuch.

At this time, Zhao Gao also felt that something was wrong, his face changed color, and he said tremblingly: "Back to King Qi, that's... Horse. ”

I said frantically, "Okay, you dead shemale is good enough to farm!" I waved my hand at Qin Shi Huang, "Spill it!" ”

Li Shimin secretly pulled me on the side and whispered: "Xiaoqiang, do you say that you really don't know Ludi?" ”

I was stunned, and then pointed to a few horses in front of the carriage in the courtyard and asked Zhao Gao: "Then what do you say is that?" ”

Zhao Gao sweated and said, "That... It's a horse. Now I was really interested, and pointed to the deer and asked, "What about this?" ”

Zhao Gao was stunned for a moment, as if he had finally figured out the joints, wiped his sweat and smiled: "Back to King Qi, this is a pony, it was the slave family who didn't make it clear and made King Qi angry, it's really a crime that deserves death..."

We were collectively dumbfounded, it turned out ... There is a person who does not know a deer.

Zhao Gao knelt on the ground and said to himself: "It's strange to say, it's amazing that the spots on this pony's body will disappear by itself when he grows up..."

At this time, Hu Hai happened to pass by us, and when he heard Zhao Gao say this, he immediately said with disdain: "That's a deer!" ”

Zhao Gao said blankly: "Deer? ”

Hu Hai said disdainfully: "I don't even know the deer, and I still serve my father!" ”

Zhao Gao was puzzled, grabbed a family member who was passing by him, and said eagerly: "You say, is that a deer or a pony?" ”

A new round of pointing the deer as a horse began, and we deliberately didn't say anything to anyone else, just to see what others said.

The family arched Zhao Gao away with a broom, and scolded and scolded: "Dead eunuchs, every day there is nothing but whiskers and horses, and I haven't even seen a deer!" ”

Zhao Gao said dumbfounded: "It turns out that this thing is called a deer, I have seen it before, but it has always been a horse..."

Zhao Gao was stunned for a while, and then kowtowed to Hu Hai and said, "Thank you for the second prince's teaching, the slave family has really benefited." Xiao Hu Hai said proudly with his hands behind his back: "What's this, you haven't seen many things on the ground - have you ever seen a turtle that can be enclave?" ”

Zhao Gao smiled bitterly: "I haven't seen it." ”

Hu Hai said, "I've seen it." ”

Zhao Gaoqi said: "The flying turtle - is there this?" ”

Hu Hai said in a bad tone: "What do you say? "How do you answer that? Can this be had? Is this really not?

Zhao Gao kowtowed like pounding garlic and said: "The second prince said that if there is, then there must be land." ”

Zhao Kuangyin and Genghis Khan whispered: "A flying turtle? Is there such a thing? ”

I whispered to them, "There's a Super Mario." Then he said to Qin Shi Huang, "Brother Ying, this should be taken care of." "It's too self-centered, and when you grow up, you're going to have to be a tyrant.

Qin Shi Huang pointed at Hu Hai and shouted: "Bao (don't) Hu Fa (play) and return to Qi (go) to cut (learn) habits!" ”