Chapter Ninety-Four: Keep the Second and Strive for the Third
In addition to the introduction of Sanda, the most important thing that Lao Zhang sent in the afternoon was a copy of the rules and schedule for the competition, a thick stack, I had nothing to do with the left, so I sat on Lin Chong's bed and looked at it.
Turning the first page, the first thing that attracted me was "protective gear, no level, eclectic competition", although Sanda I am a layman, but I also know that it is divided into levels, and I know that this competition has canceled the level system, so that it has not become a big world? But after thinking about it, it may not be, Lin Chong and Dong Ping are all Chinese, but when it comes to playing a 2-meter man like tuna, how to fight and how to have, in fact, as far as heads-up is concerned, Duan Jingzhu is quite victorious when he meets a bald head, it can be seen that if you have real skills, these factors such as height and weight can be ignored, it seems that the country is going to recruit talents without sticking to one pattern this time. And this kind of competition should be a lot more interesting, and theoretically there will be a funny scene like Xiang Yu's time of war.
The competition is divided into two parts, namely the performance competition and the wushu sanda competition, the exhibition competition only accepts group registration, parentheses: refers to the official national recognition and award of certificates with the wushu and wushu-related units. The second part of the sanda competition, this time accepting individual registration, but requiring an athlete qualification certificate, is undoubtedly bad news for the non-governmental players of Yeluzi.
Then there is the team, each unit can send 8 people to participate in the individual competition, and another 5 people to participate in the team competition, the individual competition and the team competition will be divided into single and double competitions, so a player can participate in the individual and team competitions at the same time.
The individual champion will be awarded the title of "Sanda King" with a reward of 50,000 yuan. The first award of the group is 500,000 yuan, and there is a chance to get higher school qualifications and other national surname awards......
Just pay a little attention and you'll notice that there's one word in the fine print: group! Anything that is related to the group, the rules are relaxed and the rewards are generous, relative to the group, the restrictions on the individual are inevitably a little strict, from this point can also be seen from the good intentions of the above, we do now need a congenitally strong team and environment, no matter how strong the stragglers are, they can't support the dignity of a country. The so-called "opportunity" is simply an established fact, as long as you are strong enough, school qualifications, financial support, hardware construction...... That's all Li Kui eating bean sprouts, a piece of cake - let Li Kui go?
Now a dilemma is the selection of people, 8 places in the single competition, 5 in the team competition, 5 people in the weaker place, you have to take on the whole competition, my problem is too strong, a little extravagant, the single competition and the group are called a special person to be responsible, this is only 13 places, I left 300 right 54 feathers in the chest Jing Ke in the waist, you say let who to go who not to let go?
Even if Xiang Yu is busy with Yu Ji, and the second fool has no fame and fortune in his heart, what should he do with the rest? There is also a game of 5 people in that team, if three of them are Lin Chong, Dong Ping and Li Kui, then what are the remaining two people doing? It's okay to let An Daoquan and Kim Dajian go, because there is no chance for them to show up.
Now there is another way is that these 13 people are all from the heroes, and then make 300 fake certificates to let 300 participate in the competition in their private names, excluding the competition between them, plus the factors of not being familiar with the rules of the game and meeting strong opponents, there are at least 40 of us in the top 64...... Well, it's hard to make a fuss about 50.
Then sensitive reporters would suddenly find out that all 50 people were from the same school...... It was easy for the limelight to cover Wudang and suppress Shaolin, and then students from all over the country and even the world flocked to it, Yan Jingsheng began his career of persuading him to retire, and he was given 5 yuan a piece, and 10,000 a day was 50,000 yuan......
I shudder!
Therefore, the biggest difficulty in this matter is: I can't take the first place!
If you can really make some contribution to the country's martial arts cause, the question is what to do in that year? You can't expect the customers to get stronger year by year, next year the heroes are gone, and what about the hundreds of Confucian students who were killed by the fat man?
If you want to make this competition happy, the ideal ranking is third, and then let Lao Zhang pull the old face to help me lobby, at least it will not be a problem to use public funds to build a few more small buildings. But this is difficult to do, although the heroes of Liangshan are strong, but it is not easy to say whether they can cover the sky with one hand, modern people can open the stele and crack the stone, if you hold the loose "do not seek the first but only seek the third" mentality at the beginning, you can't even get into the top five, so now the safest way is to do your best in front, and wait for the finals to see the situation and release the water, take a second, that is no longer what I want.
So our slogan is: keep the second, fight for the third!
I was thinking about it there, Lin Chong and Dong Ping took the detailed rules You refer to a word and I refer to a word and actually recognized eighty percent, and probably understood the meaning, and then the two of them began to calculate the money: "The first individual is 50,000, the second is 10,000, and the third is 5,000 - this is 60,000, the first group is 500,000, the second is 100,000, the third is 20,000, this is 620,000, plus 60,005, it is 670,005, enough for all our brothers to go to Liangshan to play, right?" ”
Lin Chong: "Enough, I just can't afford to live in a star-rated hotel." ”
I sweated profusely and said, "Brother Dong Ping, it is possible to win the top three in the individual competition, but I want to ask, how did you come up with the idea of winning the top three in the group?" ”
Dong Ping smiled: "Yes, I forgot that we can only represent one group. But he immediately added, "Didn't Tiger sign up too?" Let them not have to go, let our people help him play, the ranking is his, the money is ours, plus the Red Dragon Gym, just take the top three. ”
I said bitterly, "You're cheating!" ”
Dong Ping glanced at me and said, "Cheating? If you don't cheat, you should fight the little white-faced two people surnamed Yan. ”
I thought about it, and hurriedly smiled: "Brother, let's not take the first line, don't you just want to go back to Liangshan to have a look?" Brother, I'll take the money, give 1 million first, it's not enough. ”
Dong Ping stretched out his hand to me and said, "Then you give the money, we will go straight to Liangshan now, if we don't go, you will naturally not be able to take the first place." ”
That's the difference between a hooligan and a bandit! When a scoundrel does bad things and shouts arrogantly, his heart is empty, because he knows that he is a hooligan.
But the bandit is different, he has no definition of his identity at all, how to come here, you look at Dong Ping's arrogant appearance, if I give him the money now, I bet that he will never feel guilty after he lifts his ass and leaves, and he may have to let me take his favor.
I laughed a few times and said, "Hehe, it's not like that, the brothers at least have to help me get a third and then go, and the second is fine, but that one is not interesting." ”
Dong Ping slurped, after figuring out what I meant, and said, "You can't do this." It seems that he is also a sensible person, and knows that it is not as easy to be free as to go forward, he said, "This is like the time when the military advisor made me defeat, I can beat the enemy and then disperse, and if I can pretend to be able to pass the people, we will do our best anyway." ”
Lin Chong said: "Don't let Li Kui go to this competition, he has a straight temper, and he will definitely not help you play." ”
Dong Ping also said: "By the way, Xiaoqiang, why don't you take the first place?" But before I could answer, he immediately laughed and said, "You're afraid that people will kick you when we leave, right?" Fortunately, we are now only seeking wealth and not fame, and if we had done this unfortunate work before, we would definitely not have done it. ”
Dong Ping kicked me again and said, "Actually, as long as you learn two or three percent of his Lin family gun from Brother Lin Chong, there are definitely no more than 10 people in the country who can move you now." "I was moved by what he said, I saw the power of the Lin family's gun today, practice to the extent of Lin Chong, and go to the border areas of the Sahara to unify the sand thieves, and write a YY book, but Dunbu has to bring his own, there may be no such thing in the Sahara, but fortunately, Dunbu is not prohibited, and it should be no problem to take it on the plane.
I looked at Lin Chong with little stars in my eyes, and Lin Chong smiled: "Xiaoqiang, let me ask you what is the highest level of learning guns?" ”
I don't even want to say, "Man and gun in one!" "Bluff me? Of course I understand this simple truth.
Lin Chong shook his head and didn't speak, I immediately said a lot: "No guns are better than guns?" No gun in your hand and a gun in your heart? Have a gun in your hand and no gun in your heart? I don't have a gun in my hand - oh, that's a knife learner. ”
Lin Chong was a little stunned and said, "I didn't expect your realm to be so high." ”
I asked, "What about you, Brother Lin Chong?" ”
Lin Chong's face flushed slightly and said, "I don't know what the highest level is, anyway, as long as I can win." ”
My bowels are full of remorse! Did you know that Lin Chong's style was so low, and he could pretend to be like that?
Lin Chong said: "That's it, when do you achieve the integration of man and gun, I will pass the Lin family gun to you." ”
Damn, come to this set again, last time it was for me to turn stones into powder, this time let me have a gun in one, to have a gun and I are one, but it's a little short, and it's easy to mix with a stick. Lin Chong is really not kind, but he has a teaching philosophy that is worth advocating, that is, "I will teach you when you fight all over the world."
The issue of candidates will not be implemented in a while, I still have to negotiate with 300, and the organizing committee of the competition stipulates that all units should submit the list of participants one week before the competition.
I walked past the school building and saw 300 in a big circle, oh, now 300 is often kept to 250, because 50 people are on vacation.
Yan Jingsheng stood in the middle of two hundred and five - it was still called 300, it was too awkward. He was holding the introduction to Sanda in his hand and was instructing the two fighters in their movements, while the others were watching.
A fighter on the field curled up his two fingers in a sharp shape and stabbed at another fighter who was an imaginary enemy, of course, this is training, even if he hits, it is impossible to be injured, Yan Jingsheng immediately shouted: "Stop, stop, you can't do this, you have to wear boxing gloves when you go up to the game, besides-you are too ruthless, right?" ”
The two fighters stopped, this time the one over there attacked first, he jumped in front of the warrior here, hugged him down, twisted his neck, Yan Jingsheng shouted: "Stop!" The neck is a forbidden part of the blow. ”
The two fighters seemed to have been stopped more than twice, and when Yan Jingsheng asked them to start again, the two young people looked at each other helplessly, not knowing how to fight. They are all iron-blooded from the battlefield, and they pay attention to a lethal move, even if they can't kill you, they have to make you lose their combat effectiveness, picking out their eyes, kicking their crotch, hitting the back of their heads, and twisting their necks.
I found Xu Delong and told him about the general situation of the competition, Xu Delong said: "It's not difficult to perform, as for the competition, you can come as convenient as you want, and our people can participate or not." Xu Delong wanted to say something, but hesitated slightly.
The two fighters on the field were stunned for a long time and didn't move, and one of them finally couldn't help it, and said loudly to Yan Jingsheng: "Teacher, I don't understand why there are so many restrictions added while emphasizing knocking down opponents? Xu Delong scolded him: "Pay attention to politeness! But after scolding, he also turned his face and waited for Yan Jingsheng to answer.
Hey, that's a good question, I haven't even thought about it, although I can't imagine what it would be like for a competition to allow you to gouge out your eyes, kick your crotch, pull your hair and wash your face, scratch your face, and even bite your ears, but if there is such a competition, the ratings must not be low.
I looked at Yan Jingsheng gloatingly to see what he had to say.
Yan Jingsheng smiled and said confidently: "Then below-"
I listened with my ears pricked up like the 300.
Yan Jingsheng pointed to me in the crowd: "...... I would like to invite our Director Xiao to answer this question for you. After saying this, the little white face of the dog also took the lead in applauding.
Am I easy to get along? I waved my hand around with a smile on my face, and when the applause subsided, I said incomprehensibly: "This question is a matter of opinion from the benevolent and the wise, so why don't we listen to Mr. Yan first?" "Take the lead in applauding......
Xiao Yan was immediately stupid, hehe, fight with me?
He stammered, "I think it'...... This is another battlefield, it's not good if someone is injured......" This answer seemed to be dissatisfied even to himself, and he shook his head in annoyance after speaking, but he probably thought that he could use this question to embarrass me, so he immediately cheered up, and without waiting for him to make a difficulty, I smiled and said, "Do you want to know the answer?" ”
Everyone looked at me in amazement, and I waved my hand and said categorically, "Less nonsense!" Keep training. ”
300 "snapped" and replied, "Yes!" ”
(To be continued)