Chapter 10: Zombies
After the noodles were soaked, Xiao Qian sniffed again, Jin Chengwu devoured them, and Gao Xiaowei ate two bites and threw the bowl: "Longyangyang, you have nothing else?" You see, my sister Xiaoqian can't eat a bite. ”
Xiao Qian said: "It's delicious." ”
Gao Xiaowei pouted, threw away the bowl and ran to play on the computer.
Lao Wu said: "Why don't I plant some vegetables for you tomorrow." ”
After eating, Jin Chengwu took out a laptop from the bag he brought, opened it, glanced at the network connection, and said in surprise: "Yo, it's still wireless Internet access." ”
Me: "......"
Then he said to Gao Xiaowei: "Beauty, how much is your QQ number, I will add you to steal vegetables." ”
I wondered, "Do you still have QQ?" ”
Jin Chengwu smiled: "Look at me, I still have MSN." ”
Gao Xiaowei added Jin Chengwu's number and read his signature: "Houyi Shenma is the most annoying." ”
Lao Wu explained to me in a low voice: "Hou Yi is the one who shoots, and the three-legged golden crow is the messenger of the sun, so Jin Chengwu doesn't like him." ”
Me: "......"
After dark, Gao Xiaowei left the computer and stretched and said, "Sister Xiaoqian, let's go out for a drink, I'll have a treat." ”
Xiao Qian was surprised: "How can a girl drink?" ”
Gao Xiaowei was even more surprised than her: "Why can't girls drink?" She took out a cigarette from her bag and lit it, "What a man can do, we can do the same!" ”
Xiaoqian coughed violently, she smoked second-hand smoke more harmful than others......
Gao Xiaowei snuffed out the cigarette and said impatiently: "Then you can't sleep so early, right?" ”
I smiled and said, "Why don't I ask your mother for you?" ”
Gao Xiaowei suddenly filed, and said with a straight face: "Then I will sleep with Sister Xiaoqian at night." ”
I was shocked and said, "No! ”
"Why?"
"Anyway, it just doesn't work!" These two live together, this one smokes first and chokes the other half to death, and then the other scares this one to death - has the little sister ever seen a person running around without feet?
Gao Xiaowei suddenly said sneeringly: "It can't be that you want to sleep with my sister Xiaoqian, right?" ”
Xiao Qian blushed and said, "Xiaowei, what are you talking nonsense?" ”
Gao Xiaowei said confidently: "Even if you sleep together, what are you afraid of?" Are you lonely men and widows hiding in the house and handjob? ”
This time, it was Lao Wu's turn to ask me, "What do you mean by handjob?" ”
Me: "Well, I can't explain it to you woody plants. ”
Jin Chengwu laughed and said: "The current post-90s generation is really violent. ”
Gao Xiaowei said: "What are you laughing at, you post-80s generation is not the same?" ”
Jin Chengwu was stunned and said: "I'm not a post-80s generation. ”
"Are you a post-70s generation?"
Jin Chengwu scratched his head and said, "I am a post-...... BC"
Gao Xiaowei finally took a room card and ran back to the house to watch TV.
The night gradually deepened, Lao Wu was the first to walk out of the house and sit on the steps outside, followed by Jin Chengwu, the two of them sat side by side, looking up at the moon in the sky, Xiao Qian also walked out after cleaning up the table, sat down a short distance from the two, and also looked at the sky with her cheeks raised.
I pinched a cigarette and sat down on the steps below them, and following their gaze, there was only a misty moon in the sky.
Lao Wu was the first to speak: "This place is really full of aura." ”
Jin Chengwu said: "But it's not as good as those years, and any place will be stronger than this." ”
Xiaoqian also said: "The Republic of China will not be as good as the Qing Dynasty." ”
Lao Wu sighed: "It's getting harder and harder to practice. ”
I couldn't help but wonder, "What are you talking about?" ”
Lao Wu said: "Do you know why we all came to you together?" That's because you can absorb the Moon Essence here more than anywhere else. ”
I sniffled vigorously, "Why didn't I feel it?" ”
Jin Chengwu said: "Because you are not a cultivator. ”
I said, "Then why didn't you come before?" ”
Lao Wu said: "The change of this place is also a matter of the past two days, I think it has something to do with you being struck by lightning, that thunder is not an ordinary thunder, it splits the border between heaven and earth, and the aura leaks down from this place, just near your hotel." ”
I was surprised: "Poke the ozone layer open?" ”
Jin Chengwu said: "The lack of spiritual energy on the earth is also related to too frequent human activities, so it is not necessarily wrong for you to say this, in short, we should thank you." ”
The three of them sat on the steps, no one spoke, breathing the air greedily, slowly exhaling, and after a few moments they would exhale a breath of turbid air intoxicatedly, like three addicts who were smoking noodles.
I sat for a while and was bored, and was about to go back, when I suddenly noticed that there seemed to be a figure in the distance walking towards me, and my eyes lit up and said, "It's a hotel!" "It's so late, and there's nowhere else to go around here, and this man is here to stay.
"Huh?" Lao Wu opened his eyes and seemed a little uneasy.
I had stood up and strode over to the man. By the moonlight, I could vaguely see that the man was walking very slowly, and stumbling from side to side, his legs were strangely circled, his chest was constricted, and his head was drooping in front of him.
I excitedly said, "Still a drunk." "In this wilderness, he has no choice but not to spend the night outside if he drinks too much.
Jin Chengwu suddenly said: "Wait, something is wrong with this person!" ”
I waved my hand: "What's wrong, don't mess up the business for me." I strode over, and when I was still about ten meters away from him, I stretched out my hands and said enthusiastically, "Dude is coming to stay in the hotel?" Please, I can eat, drink and take a bath here, 100 a day and 85% off...... but the other party did not react, or walked step by step, his head on his shoulders, and his hands hanging down in front of his lower abdomen. I was already able to see what he was wearing, he was wearing a tattered shirt with several rags hanging down his body, vaguely like an old-fashioned robe, I was stunned for a moment, holding the idea that the customer is God, and reluctantly smiled: "Yo, is this a fall or a car accident?" Do you need me to call the police for you......"
I didn't finish a word, and Lao Wu shouted: "Xiaolong is back, he is not human!" ”
But it was already late, and the thing on the other side seemed to smell the smell coming from me, and suddenly raised his hand flat and pounced on me, and when I looked up, I saw his green face and two snow-white front teeth!
"Holy!" I was almost scared of my soul, but I have to say that I am a dragon sheep sheep, although I don't ask about the disputes in the rivers and lakes, but I have experienced all kinds of surroundings of my father's opponents, and I have practiced a strong ability to be in danger since I was a child. "I came with a beautiful back turn, but unfortunately it was only half successful - my foot flipped up, and the back of my head hit the ground and fell down, but fortunately, Jin Chengwu, who rushed to pick me up. Lao Wu and Xiao Qian stood in front of us on the left and on the right.
The thing missed, grinning at us and demonstrating, I saw clearly this time, he wore a small yarmulke hat that the landlord used to wear, his face was pale, the part of his eyelids was deeply cowering, revealing two black and white eyes, and the most terrifying thing was that he was naked. The exposed skin and flesh were corroded piece by piece, and maggots continued to fall from the body as they walked.
"Ahhh As soon as I turned around, I was already hiding behind Jin Chengwu, shouting indiscriminately: "What is this? ”
Lao Wu held his breath and said, "It's a zombie!" ”
The zombie probably sensed the extraordinary pressure in front of him, and hesitantly stopped.
Jin Chengwu said to the zombie: "Brother, our well water does not interfere with the river water, please go back the way you came." ”
He didn't speak, and as soon as he spoke, the zombie pounced forward.
Lao Wu said: "Be careful not to be bitten by him, otherwise it will be a big loss." He added, "Lao Jin doesn't have to reason with him, zombies can't understand human speech." ”
Xiao Qian also said: "I have seen this kind of zombie in the mountains, they are different from me, their souls have disappeared, only a shell remains, and they will pounce on it and bite when they smell any anger." ”
The zombie pounced twice and froze in place, its horrible head turning slightly, as if discerning the direction of attack.
I was terrified, "So what's next?" ”
Xiao Qian said: "This kind of thing also has a short lifespan, as long as there is no flesh and blood to feed it, it will not die in two days!" ”
I said, "You mean we're going to leave it alone and hide and wait for it to starve to death?" ”
Xiao Qian said: "Then what's not to do?" ”
I broke down and said, "What will Xiaowei tell her when she sees you tomorrow?" ”
Xiao Qian stopped talking.
Jin Chengwu took off the glove on his right hand, pointed his palm at the zombie and said, "Dude, I don't want to hurt you, but you can't go any further, otherwise you will bear the consequences!" ”
In the dark night, Jin Chengwu's right hand exuded endless heat and light, and the zombie instinctively took a few steps back, and Jin Chengwu was overjoyed: "Yes, yes, go back." He stretched his hand forward, and the zombie retreated, and as soon as the window on the second floor opened, Gao Xiaowei poked her head out and asked loudly: "Longyangyang, what are you playing?" ”
What are you afraid of, what do you say I tell her? In a hurry, I shouted, "Oh, it's okay, this guy is lost." As he spoke, he grabbed Jin Chengwu's right arm and pointed to the north, pretending to say, "You ask the train station, go that way!" ”
The zombie's head also looked at the place I pointed......
"Oh." Gao Xiaowei retracted her head, and said, "Your hand-shaped glow stick is quite bright." ”
I let out a sigh......
At this moment, the zombie suddenly pounced, Jin Chengwu shook me off, pressed his red right hand on the zombie's chest, only to hear a scream, the zombie was covered in dazzling flames, and in a moment it turned to ashes......
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A brain teaser: What are zombies most afraid of?