Chapter Eighty-Five: The First Chaotic Dinner in History (Part II)

I went upstairs and saw Jin Shaoyan standing uncomfortably on the ground, Xiang Yu, Qin Shihuang, and Jing Ersil sitting in a row on the sofa opposite, like three judges.

I had no choice but to say, "Mr. Kim, sit down." ”

Jin Shaoyan said: "Thank you, Mr. Xiao." ”

Baozi suddenly stood at the kitchen door and looked at us for a while with his chin propped up, and said to himself, "What's weird? Then he turned around and said to Master Li, "Jin Shaoyan and his younger brother don't seem to be very easy to get along with. Baozi pushed Master Li out and said, "You go and accompany them, I'll do it." "But after a long time, Master Li didn't come out.

The five of us men looked at each other, and they didn't dare to speak easily, I took out a cigarette and handed one to Jin Shaoyan, and then looked at his outstretched hand and scolded him in a low voice: "Don't take it!" ”

Jin Shaoyan was stunned and said, "What's the matter?" ”

I didn't care about Xiang Yu and them, and said, "Have you forgotten who you are?" You're not the Jin Shaoyan who can get along with us now! ”

Jin Shaoyan was stunned, he deliberately said loudly: "Cut, I don't smoke such a shoddy cigarette!" ”

I was so angry that I scolded: "Can you speak human language?" ”

Jin Shaoyan said: "Didn't you ask me to do this? ”

Qin Shi Huang, who had been watching for a long time on the side, smiled and said, "It's too much-"

Xiang Yu couldn't help but ask, "What the hell is going on with you?" ”

I whispered to them about Jin Shaoyan as my client, until I knocked him unconscious, and the second fool suddenly shook his body and said, "Xiao Jin is a ghost!" ”

Jin Shaoyan said embarrassedly: "I can't say that, I'm completely human now." ”

Xiang Yu said: "Then later, how did he remember those things before?" ”

I said, "Do you know about the Eight Heavenly Kings?" They all took one kind of medicine...... "I briefly told me what happened later, but I didn't expect Xiang Yu to grab my collar fiercely, and said in a deep voice: "Do you still have that kind of medicine?" ”

I said, "What do you want that medicine for?" It's good to be Xiang Yu in this life! ”

Xiang Yu shook me vigorously: "I want to give Zhang Bing!" ”

I patted my head, I should have thought of this a long time ago! But how difficult it is to get that medicine, this kind of thing shouldn't be known to Xiang Yu. But it's too late to say anything.

Jin Shaoyan asked strangely: "Who is Zhang Bing?" ”

Qin Shi Huang whispered to him: "It seems to be called Yu Ji." ”

Jin Shaoyan said in surprise: "Sister-in-law has found it? ”

The top of my head is usually three big, and I found that the movement we made had aroused the vigilance of Master Li, so I said to Xiang Yu: "Brother Yu, you calm down first." ”

Xiang Yucai didn't care about that, shook my neck and said, "Take me to that person now!" ”

Jin Shaoyan also followed suit: "Brother Yu, don't worry, I will definitely find a way to help you." He asked me, "Is that man's medicine willing to sell, no matter how much it costs?" ”

I glanced at him and said, "That man is no less money than you!" ”

I said to Xiang Yu: "I'm also looking for him now, I promise you, next time I will give my sister-in-law if I have medicine." ”

At this time, Master Li came out, she wiped her hands and glanced at us, and asked curiously, "What are you talking about?" ”

Xiang Yu threw me away and said, "I didn't talk about anything." His eyes burned as if he had seen hope again.

Master Li poured a cup of tea for Jin Shaoyan and said, "Mr. Jin, drink water." ”

Jin Shaoyan took it attentively and said, "Don't call me Mr. Jin in the future, call me Shao......"

We glared at him together, and Master Li also became nervous, because now Jin Shaoyan is his younger brother, which makes for a more interesting scene: everyone in the audience knows who he is, but he has to play his own younger brother......

Jin Shaoyan said with a bitter face: "Well, let's call Mr. Jin first." ”

I didn't say anything about it next, especially after Master Li joined us, there are many taboos between us, firstly, Jin Shaoyan can't say that he is Jin Shaoyan, secondly, Xiang Yu They can't say that they know that he is Jin Shaoyan, Master Li has to lie to himself, saying that he is Jin Shaoyan's younger brother, and I, I'm the fucking hardest, I have to play a role that knows everything and can't say anything, what's more complicated is: Jin Shaoyan knows Xiang Yu's identity, so he consciously doesn't talk to them about stocks and fashion, And since Xiang Yu and the others knew that he was Jin Shaoyan himself, they were very careful not to mention his "brother", and now each of us is playing a new role, and in the absence of a director, it all depends on the individual play.

It's a pity that Master Li, who has embarked on the road of acting, is too unsatisfactory, she just adds water to Jin Shaoyan as much as she can, it seems that she can't wait to put the kettle directly on Jin Shaoyan's mouth and ask him not to speak, she is indeed the person who has the most concerns, and she has to think about how to explain her absurd request to Jin Shaoyan in the future.

Baozi listened to us for a long time and didn't move, couldn't help but stand at the kitchen door and look at us again, and said inexplicably: "It's strange, aren't you guys usually noisy?" She said, "By the way, there is no alcohol at home, which of you is going?" ”

All of us stood up with a bang and said in unison, "Me! ”

Baozi smiled and said, "Today's positive surname is so high? Usually, when I send the door to buy a bottle of vinegar, I put it back. ”

I was anxious to escape from this place of right and wrong, so I pressed Master Li into a chair first: "Don't move, girl!" He also pressed the most active Jin Shaoyan, "How can there be any reason to let guests go out to buy things?" In the end, I said to Xiang Yu with a pun, "Brother Yu, it's not your style to run away." ”

Xiang Yu squeezed his eyes at me and said, "Can you take it alone?" Can you really get it......" He stuck two fingers into his eyes like a special soldier while delaying time, and compared blindly back and forth, daring to fight sign language turned out to be invented by Xiang Yu.

I didn't know what he meant, but I guess he had another meaning, so I said, "Then you come with me." ”

Qin Shi Huang said: "I'm hungry and angry (I'll go too)." ”

I said, "Let's go." ”

At this time, the second fool sat down: "Then I won't go." ”

I already understand what Xiang Yu meant, he wants to leave only Master Li and Jin Shaoyan to speak, so that we can get out of their sight.

I said, "Kezi is also gone." ”

The second fool said: "Don't go!" I usually send me shopping. ”

Xiang Yu and Qin Shi Huang couldn't help but say that they would put him up and go out, and Baozi shouted from behind: "Qiangzi, why are you pulling so many people to buy a wine?" ”

I said, "I'm afraid I didn't bring any money!" ”

Baozi waved a frying spoon and said, "Your head was bitten by a dog?" Why don't you just bring it with you? ”

I ran downstairs and shouted, "What if I lose my money!" ”

Buns: "......"

When we came downstairs, we immediately poked each other and asked, "What do you think the master will say to Jin Shaoyan?" ”

There is no answer.

Xiang Yu said: "You said that the master wanted to tell Jin Shaoyan the truth, what should Jin Shaoyan do?" ”

I said, "Then he can only say that he doesn't believe it, it's too illogical - Brother Ying, you say, if someone told you that there were once two of you at the same time, what would you think?" ”

The fat man said loudly: "Bao (don't) Hu She (said) again!" ”

At this time, the second fool, who had been silent, suddenly said: "I guess she will tell him, 'You go.'" ’”

We thought about it, this is also very possible, and hurriedly asked the second fool together: "Then what will Jin Shaoyan say?" ”

The second fool looked up at the sky at his classic 45-degree angle and said confidently: "He will say, 'I'm not leaving. ’”

We finally resisted the strong urge to beat him up, I waved at him and said, "You better go to Xiao Zhao and call you during dinner-you won't be allowed to go up until we come back!" ”

In fact, the supermarket is very close to home, but the three of us walked through the streets and alleys, in order to create a space for dialogue between Jin Shaoyan and Master Li.

On the way, Xiang Yu asked me about the medicine for a long time, he was very anxious, he seemed worried, his time was getting more and more urgent, and the medicine could only restore the memory of his previous life, whether Zhang Bing was Yu Ji or not has not yet been decided, even if she is, but thousands of years have passed, what if her previous life was a man?

The main thing: the medicine is not in my hands yet.

Xiang Yu patted me on the shoulder and said lightly, "Take me with you next time you compete." And then he never spoke about it again. But I know that he doesn't often do that until he's made a big decision.

When we walked back to the pawnshop, the steamed buns had already fried a few dishes, the table was also set up, Jin Shaoyan and Master Li sat far away, as if in the cold field, Master Li saw that we were back and made an excuse to sneak into the kitchen.

The opportunity was rare, so we immediately surrounded Jin Shaoyan and asked together, "What did the master tell you?" ”

Jin Shaoyan drooped his head and said, "When you go downstairs, she will tell me, 'You go'." ”

We said "ahh ”

Jin Shaoyan said: "I said, 'I'm not leaving'!" ”

The three of us were dumbfounded: we all let the two fools guess correctly!

Jin Shaoyan said listlessly: "I know that after I leave, I'm afraid I won't see my teacher again, she can't explain it to me, only the surname Suo escaped, I told her that it is very interesting to be my brother, and I am willing to cooperate with her." ”

I tugged at his collar and said, "You stupid bird, why don't you tell her the truth?" ”

Jin Shaoyan said with a crying voice: "Brother Qiang, I am now difficult to ride a tiger, and my teacher has suffered so many grievances, you must know how sad she is if I lie to her?" ”

I shook his neck vigorously and said, "You still know? ”

At this time, I suddenly heard Master Li behind me say, "Cousin, what are you doing?" ”

Fortunately, my back blocked most of her view, so I let go of his neck and pretended to lower my head to study, "Mr. Jin, how much did you buy this tie?" ”

Jin Shaoyan: "...... A few thousand dollars. ”

Baozi came out of the kitchen with a plate of dishes and wondered, "Isn't Kim wearing a crewneck T-shirt - and a tie?" ”

(To be continued)