After a while, Mulan tidied up her front placket and walked out, her armor and the sword were neatly folded and placed at the head of the bed, she lowered her head and said, "This dress is not bad, but the buttons are difficult to tie." ”

I put her helmet and armor together on top of the cabinet - they reminded me of the Jing Ke sword and the overlord armor, I don't bite more lice now, anyway, I have been remembered, I love to steal or not.

As soon as I turned around, I couldn't help laughing, it turned out that Mulan had tied all the buttons on her shirt upside down, and she had used buttons to stuff them into the buttonholes, but she was so good that she turned them all over and wrapped them around the buttons, I think this was probably more in line with their dressing habits at that time? Did they have buttons back then?

"You're reversed." As I spoke, I touched my chest with my hand to remind her, only to realize that I was wearing a T-shirt.

"Reverse? How did you get that? Mulan looked down and fiddled, asking me for help.

I subconsciously stretched out my hand to help her, and immediately shrank back: Except for this shirt, Mulan is wearing nothing inside, and if you have to unbutton a few buttons, it will be a flash of spring, Mulan is a woman after all, what if she is shy and kills me?

I had to pick up another piece of clothing with a button and show her: "Look, it's like this......"

Mulan suddenly said, "Why is it so difficult for me to say." She turned her back very casually to re-fasten the buttons, I looked at her, Mulan's figure is really not tall, but very slender, years of fighting have kept her figure very well, still like a healthy girl, Mulan still has a refreshing crispness when she takes off her military uniform, and she wears a wide men's shirt, which has a unique style.

Hua Mulan changed her clothes and squatted on the sofa with a familiar car, and I said with black lines on my head: "Sister Hua, you also have hemorrhoids?" ”

"Hemorrhoids?" Mulan asked casually.

"Ten men and nine hemorrhoids, you ...... Oh, you're a woman. I said, "I forget." ”

Who knew that this sentence seemed to hit Mulan's sore spot, she sighed softly and said, "How can you take a bath?" ”

I led her to the bathroom, I put water in the bathtub first, and then taught her how to use the showerhead, I leaned over to get her shower gel, Mulan picked up a toothbrush and knocked on the wall and asked, "How much water can be stored in this?" ”

I said, "You can use it without worry, you won't stop washing the bald skin." ”

I put the shower gel and shampoo in front of her eyes, told her how to use it, and said, "You wash it first, I'll take you around in a while, Liu Lao Liu told you, I'm not actually in the fairy world." ”

Hua Mulan nodded and said, "I know, what if I don't come to the fairy realm - the fat man in the opposite room is not sick, how can he talk to himself?" ”

I said, "The sick one is not there, and I will introduce you to the fat man later." ”

As soon as I stepped out of the bathroom door, I heard the sound of my body dipping into the bath - the door was not struck! Sister Mulan's manly style is too strong.

I walked to the door of Qin Shi Huang and said to him, "Brother Ying, don't go to the toilet during this time." "I'm afraid that he will be hit when he sees something he shouldn't see, and Hua Yingying seems to have little respect for the first emperor of China.

I stayed downstairs for less than 10 minutes, and Mulan poked out her bubbly head at the staircase and said, "Xiaoqiang, why is there no water?" ”

"Ah, no, wouldn't it?" As I walked upstairs, I suddenly stood there and asked Mulan, "Are you wearing clothes?" ”

Mulan leaned out, it turned out that she was already dressed neatly, but her hair was full of foam, I let out a sigh of relief, followed her to the bathroom, I thought she didn't know how to use the water heater, but at a glance, I found out: Damn, the water has stopped!

What a discredit for the 21st century! The bull that just bragged about it dropped the chain at a critical moment.

Mulan stroked her sticky hair and said, "What should I do?" ”

I had no choice but to lift the bucket and say, "You squat down, I'll help you flush." ”

Mulan squatted next to the bathtub and asked me to rinse her hair while saying, "Do you usually have to get two people in the bath?" This sentence should be heard by the director of the waterworks, and I don't know if he will take the blame and resign.

Mulan rubbed her hair as she spoke, and her neck was white and greasy, and I interrupted: "Sister Hua, was it convenient for you to take a shower or anything in the army back then?" ”

Hua Mulan said: "Hey, when I was a soldier, I was tired of trekking every day, and I was stealing a place where no one was there to wipe things, and then I became a pioneer officer, a tent for one person, which is better, then Zikou is worried about working hard with people every day, who has the time to care if the body is dirty or not?" ”

I was stunned, a girl, in the years of Rong Ma Xuan, not only had to fight with the vicious Huns every day, but also had to beware of comrades-in-arms to recognize their surnames, it was difficult to be a wolf in sheep's clothing, and it was even more difficult to be a sheep in wolf's clothing.

Mulan looked up at me and asked, "Why didn't you fall?" ”

It turned out that the work on my hands had stopped, so I hurriedly continued to help her water her hair, saying, "I'm just quite emotional, we have experienced the same-"

Hua Mulan looked at me in surprise and stood up regardless of it: "You are also a woman?" Before I could speak, she touched my chest hard, and then murmured, "Flatter than me, how did you wrap it?" ”

I took her hand away and said depressedly, "I'm a fake man!" ”

"How do you say that......

I lowered my head and said: "When I was in elementary school, there were two more boys than girls in my class, the queue was not even, my hair was long, and on the day of the performance, the teacher painted me with red lips and pigtails and pulled me to the girls' row, anyway, the audience and the stage were far away and no one could find out." ”

Hua Mulan smiled: "Then you can be regarded as a collective meritorious service." ”

"Yes, in the end, the teacher specially held a criticism meeting for me."

"Criticism? Aren't you a little hero? ”

“…… I don't want to take the little girl from another school to the toilet, and it's really a hero. ”

"What's going on?"

"The female classmates from other schools want to go to the toilet and don't know the way, so I'll be a guide."

"What's the matter, aren't you helping others?"

I sighed with deep emotion and said, "I shouldn't have gone in, I shouldn't have followed in......"

Mulan is worthy of being a soldier, and her nerves are relatively big, so she asked, "What are you doing in there?" ”

"Never been in, curious." I reminisced about the past and said, "Actually, I didn't want to go in at first, but the female classmate from the other school said that she was not used to being alone, so she had to accompany her." ”

Mulan thought for a while and said, "Oh yes, you were also dressed as a girl at the time, so how did you get seen through later, you ...... It can't be standing up, right? ”

I grabbed my hair and painfully recalled: "I didn't pee - I went in and found that there was no urine pool in the women's bathroom, mainly because the female teacher who gave me makeup was squatting in it......"

Mulan was stunned for a moment, laughed, she grabbed a towel and wiped her hair, patted me on the shoulder and said, "I also said that girls should grow up like you, how can they marry." ”

I muttered, "That's because you didn't see our buns." ”

"What, who's the bun?"

I said with a bitter face: "I haven't passed through the door's daughter-in-law." ”

Mulan hurriedly asked, "Did you let that little girl lead the way?" I don't think she can marry anyone else but you. ”

A sentence woke up the person in the dream, I touched my chin and thought: yes, that girl looked so smart at the beginning, why did she forget to contact it - it seems that it is still good in ancient times, a woman has to marry this man if she does not commit suicide after being stained by a man, if I was born in that era, I walked around the street twice a day with Wang Baquan, which month would not accept hundreds of wives?

I smiled and said, "Sister Hua, according to what you say, I saw you when you took a bath, can you only marry me?" ”

Hua Mulan was not angry at all, and said humorously: "I can't get married if I don't change the problem of entering the men's toilet first." She asked me, "Are you about to get married?" ”

I said: "By the way, I just told you about this, when we came back, you told her that it was my cousin, who came from out of town to attend our wedding, and she didn't know anything......" I told her about the situation of the bun, and Mulan nodded and said, "Okay, then you can call me sister in the future." ”

When we came downstairs, Mulan sat cross-legged on the sofa, shaking her wet hair with her hands, and I asked her, "Sister, what are your plans for this year?" ”

Hua Mulan froze for a moment, and said inexplicably: "After so many years of fighting, I almost forgot who I was, and now, I want to be a woman." Seeing my strange eyes, Mulan immediately raised one leg and propped her elbow on it, and the gentleman was full of anger and laughed self-deprecatingly: "Heh, isn't it difficult?" ”

I hurriedly said, "You're actually very beautiful, and you're definitely a beauty!" ”

Hua Mulan waved her hand: "Cut, do you see such a black beauty as me?" ”

It turns out that she has no confidence in her skin color, to be honest, she is darker than those urban white-collar workers, but with her capable and bold military style, she shows an extraordinarily mature and wild surname beauty, more than one grade higher than those wild girls who advertise their surnames and moaning without illness.

Through small talk, I learned that Hua Mulan fell ill soon after returning home from the army for 12 years, probably because she contracted a very serious stomach problem when she was fighting, so she just came down from the battlefield and passed away, leaving only a reputation for the ages and the glory of the generation to the Hua family, and she didn't have time to enjoy all this. That's why Mulan has such a wish: to be a woman.

The problem is that we are not professional as women. If Master Li wants, she may be able to help a little, dress, etiquette, these are her strengths.

I could only comfort her and say, "Don't worry, don't say that you are originally a woman, even if you are a man, I can make you a woman." ”

(To be continued)