After this battle, the outside was messy, we had to go out to clean up the battlefield, fortunately, there was Jin Chengwu, a little on his right hand, a dead zombie would be burned clean, Lao Wu followed behind him, Jin Chengwu every time he turned into a zombie, he said: "The deceased is reborn, immeasurable Tianzun." ”

I complained, "Didn't you say that zombies don't run to crowded places, why are there more and more?" ”

Jin Chengwu said: "I don't know, it's really strange." ”

Lao Wu said: "Do you think someone is against us?" ”

Jin Chengwu said: "The one who can guide zombies to attack others must be a master of evil cultivation, have you ever offended this kind of person?" ”

Lao Wu shook his head: "I have always been kind to others, not to mention that the "Tao Te Ching" said, 'The husband is not fighting, so the world can not fight with him', even if there is a contradiction, I am also a step back and the sky." "I believe this, Lao Wu will always smile, and I haven't seen him blushing with anyone.

Jin Chengwu asked Xiaoqian: "What about you?" ”

Xiao Qian said: "My mana is low, how can I have such a powerful opponent?" ”

Jin Chengwu nodded: "That's right." ”

Then the three of them looked at me again......

I broke down and said, "How could I offend a zombie?" When a group of people with knives and shouting 'Kill him' that's my enemy!" ”

Jin Chengwu comforted himself and said: "It's okay, with Lao Wu here, let's just play Plants vs. Zombies a few more times, next time let's plant some watermelons on the roof, plus Xiaoqian's wind control technique, the zombies on the other side of the mountain can fight!" ”

I added: "If you freeze it in the refrigerator for a while, you will be an ice melon pitcher, not to mention zombies, even if the demolition office comes, we will have the strength to be a nail household." "I said in my heart that Tencent will not have a copycat plant war demolition office, maybe it can catch fire......

After cleaning up the battlefield, I picked a clean cucumber from the vegetable field and ate it, and said, "I'm going to sleep, you can cultivate—don't overindulge in it." ”

Jin Chengwu blushed and said: "I have to hurry up, I found that I used to play too much, otherwise at least my left hand would have been without gloves for a long time." ”

I said, "What's so bad about being able to turn stones into gold, didn't Lu Dongbin's fingers almost make the child want to go?" "Anyway, this is still a mock exam essay question I had when I was in high school, saying that Lu Dongbin saw that a poor child was living a very difficult life, so he lit two pieces of gold to give him, and when he saw that the child was still depressed, he asked him what he wanted, and the child pointed to Lu Dongbin's hand and said: I want your fingers. The teacher asked us to write an essay based on this story that praised children for their self-reliance and not relying on others. This is obviously a kid who kicks his nose and stinks in the face! If I were Lu Dongbin, I would beat him up!

Lao Wu said: "What Lao Jin said is that he can send and receive freely, and it is not very convenient for him to turn into gold without wearing gloves and touching anything." ”

Jin Chengwu sighed: "Yes, the left hand is better, the right hand is even more exaggerated, I want to shake hands with someone even if it is murder, several times because of this, our travel friends went out to play, I met a beautiful single female travel friend, but nothing happened, how can a girl like a boyfriend who can't even hold hands?" ”

I thought evilly: Fortunately, nothing has been accomplished, and the key is not in the right hand, Jin Chengwu wants to really make love to the girl, and at the critical moment, that part of the girl has not become Jin's brilliance? I thought even more evilly: In fact, Jin Chengwu's inability to make love to a girl is not the key, the most pitiful thing is that he can't ...... himself You get the idea.

Jin Chengwu saw me in a daze and asked, "Xiaolong, what do you want?" ”

I hurriedly pretended to be serious and said, "I just want to ask you one question. ”

"What?"

"What happens if you applaud?" I have noticed that I have recently become fond of thinking about classical philosophy, and Lu Dongbin has just pouted his fingers, and the contradictory allusions have come to my mind again—is the left hand turning the right hand into gold, or is the right hand turning the left hand away......

Jin Chengwu was stunned for a moment, and said angrily: "What do I rely on you to think, of course I am immune to myself!" ”

Lao Wu and Xiao Qian laughed.

I hurriedly ran upstairs to sleep, so to speak, Jin Chengwu is not pitiful, he can at least ...... You get the idea.

……

The next morning, someone banged on my door, accompanied by angry shouts: "Longyangyang, you want to starve me to death?" ”

It's Gao Xiaowei, she basically didn't eat well all day yesterday, which made her hungry wake up.

I yawned and said, "You go downstairs first, I'll wash your face and take you out for breakfast." ”

When I finished washing, I went downstairs to see that except for Gao Xiaowei, they were all there, Gao Xiaowei was already dressed neatly, carrying her backpack that was bulging when she came and now destitute and said: "I don't have any snacks at all, you have to accompany me to the supermarket after eating early." ”

I asked the guy, "Do any of you have anything to buy?" ”

Lao Wu shook his head, and then said: "You have some favorite fruits to buy back, and I will help you plant them." ”

Jin Chengwu said: "I'll go with you, I don't want to eat instant noodles anymore." ”

I asked Xiaoqian, "What about you?" ”

Xiao Qian said timidly: "What is the supermarket?" ”

Without waiting for her to finish speaking, Gao Xiaowei said with a big grin: "Of course Sister Xiaoqian will go with us." ”

Jin Chengwu patted Lao Wu and said, "It's not interesting for you to stay alone, let's take a piece." ”

Lao Wu hesitated: "If I go, I really don't have anything to buy, I don't need anything to eat and drink...... and finally he made up his mind, "I'd better go with you, I haven't been to the city much in these years." ”

Gao Xiaowei said: "How can so many people go?" ”

I said, "It's definitely not going to be a taxi, it's going to take the bus." ”

Gao Xiaowei pursed her lips and took the lead in going out.

Go out and walk 500 meters to the north, that is the terminal of the No. 24 bus, that is, the line where I was struck by lightning, until now I see the "24" on the front of the car and still feel a little pain......

Because it was the starting station, we all sat in the seats, and I turned around and said to Lao Wu: "I paid for your tickets, go back to the account." ”

Lao Wu smiled and said, "I'll pay you back when I sell my vegetables." ”

Xiaoqian looked out the window in a daze, it was her first time to take a car.

Gao Xiaowei instigated everyone: "Don't stay in his store, I've never seen such a chicken thief!" ”

……

It was more than 10 o'clock in the morning when the car entered the city center, and the general early stalls were withdrawn, and we only found a seller of meat cake soup after we got off the bus. ”

Except for Lao Wu, we ate two meatloafs, poured two bowls of noodle soup, and walked out with our chests folded, Gao Xiaowei touched her stomach and said with satisfaction: "Why didn't I find meatloaf so delicious before?" ”

"Let's go, go shopping." There is a Carrefour supermarket opposite.

Jin Chengwu suddenly said: "Wait, where is there a gold store nearby?" ”

I asked him, "What are you doing?" ”

"I'll make some money."

Lao Wu pointed out: "Isn't there a gold store under the supermarket?" "It turns out that Carrefour is a company that sells jewelry, which is our local famous Jinyang, and it is also a chain surname.

I whispered, "You're not trying to rob, are you?" ”

Jin Chengwu smiled: "Do I still need to rob?" I'm going to get them to give me the money obediently. As he spoke, he lowered his head and stomped around.

I asked, "What are you looking for?" ”

"Find a suitable ...... Pregnant! Jin Chengwu said and picked up a brick on the side of the road, and I was shocked: "You don't really plan to rush in and rob this with this, do you?" ”

Gao Xiaowei pulled Xiaoqian and passed the road, turned around and said impatiently: "What are you doing slowly, hurry up!" ”

I wiped my sweat and said, "You and Xiaoqian wait for us on the second floor first." I grabbed Jin Chengwu Dao, "You have to be calm, it's not like those years, there are cameras everywhere, will I be mixed up after you rob it?" ”

Jin Chengwu ignored me, weighed the brick in his hand, and said thoughtfully: "This is indeed a bit exaggerated. As he spoke, he knocked off more than half of the pieces on the ground, and then he was satisfied, "That's pretty much it, let's go." ”

I still wanted to say something, but Lao Wu dragged me with a smile and didn't speak, but just followed Jin Chengwu into the gold shop.

In addition to a few female employees in the gold shop, there was also a male foreman wearing small glasses, and when he saw the three of us big men walking in, he didn't look like some rich people, so he just lazily greeted: "Everyone, take a look?" ”

Jin Chengwu smiled and said, "I'll sell something." With that, I placed the half brick on the counter, and I hurriedly pulled on my collar and looked down - the camera was pointing at me.

The foreman slowly lifted his glasses and said, "You sell ......," and then his eyes bulged out of his sockets, staring at the brick in a daze.

…… At some point, that brick had turned into a golden brick - a golden brick!

Lao Wu smiled and whispered to me: "Have you forgotten Lao Jin's golden left hand?" ”

It dawned on me that I had forgotten this stubble in a hurry just now! I hurriedly put down my collar and said, "We're in a hurry, you can weigh it." ”

After all, the foreman still has eyesight, and he hurriedly put on white gloves, carefully picked up the brick, and said in surprise: "...... of gold bricks"

I snorted: "This is a fake gold brick!" ”

The foreman was stunned for a moment holding the brick hair, and then he took out a spray gun like the wind, pressed out the dark blue flame, turned the brick over and turned it tirelessly, and his eyes became brighter and brighter: "Thousand pure gold!" ”

Jin Chengwu said: "Can I still lie to you?" ”

The foreman said cautiously: "But this is not produced by our store, right?" ”

I said, "Nonsense, your shop is not a brick kiln." ”

The foreman locked his neck and said to Jin Chengwu: "I didn't say anything, but I ...... Why is there only half a block, what about half a block? This brick was knocked off by Jin Chengwu casually, and it looks full of canine teeth, and at a glance it turns out to be a whole.

Jin Chengwu said casually: "That half piece, throw it away." ”

The foreman's eyes widened, and I wanted to tell him that the half was just outside the door......

Jin Chengwu knocked on the table and said, "If it's okay, settle the account, I'll wait to spend the money." ”

The foreman said humbly: "Okay, this is too much." While muttering to himself, "How can such a good thing be so rough?" ”

Once weighed, it was 421.2 grams, nearly a catty!

The foreman said: "The price of 1,000 pure gold in our store is 275 grams, and your gold brick is 421.2 grams, so it is ......" The foreman pressed the calculator and finally reported the result, "115,830 yuan!" ”

The eyes of those female clerks looking at Jin Chengwu were all red......

Jin Chengwu stretched out his hand: "Give money." ”

The foreman began to count the money over and over again with the money counter, and I was used to inserting a business card into the pile......

When the foreman handed over a dozen wades of money, Jin Chengwu casually threw it into his bag and waved his hand: "Let's go." ”

The female clerks sent each other with red hearts.

As I walked through the doorway, I saw the foreman carefully shaking the gold dust stuck to his gloves onto a piece of paper—estimated to be a hundred or so dollars.

Out of the door, Jin Chengwu patted his bag and said, "Today is all mine!" ”

I clenched my fists and excitedly said, "It's so enjoyable, it's too game-like, I'm so willing to mess with you goblins!" "Although I am not poor, I am not rich enough to pick up a brick and come to a schoolbag for money! I have a very small share of Baohua Group, and the annual dividend money is about equivalent to a small white-collar worker in a city, which is still Aunt Meng's extrajudicial grace, and I don't have a penny if my dad doesn't go in.

Jin Chengwu said heartily: "Let's go, go shopping!" He asked me, "What do you want?" ”

I hesitated, "I want your left hand." ”

……

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Don't forget it, this time it's really a calculator, it's right!

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Thank you for your tickets and rewards.,Xiaohua is clumsy.,Can't say meaty words.,Only say more and less.,It's very smooth at the moment.,Originally, after the monster finished the book, I felt that I had reached a bottleneck period of green and yellow.,It's you who have warmed me up.,But the side effect is that the talk and things are out of tune again.,Those words,I'm steady......

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There is also a chapter in the evening, dinner!