I saw that it was Liu Laoliu, and tilted my head at him: "Sit." There was still a person standing behind him, and I asked, "Who just spoke?" ”

Liu Lao Liu stepped aside and said, "Come, you can meet." ”

As soon as Liu Laoliu flashed, the person behind him was revealed, dressed in a military uniform, with a helmet and armor, and a three-foot long sword hanging from his waist, although he couldn't see his face when he lowered his head, he could feel that it was a young general, he took a small step forward on one leg, put his hands in front of his abdomen, probably to greet me, I hurriedly hugged his fist. Then he complained to Liu Lao Liu and complained in a low voice: "Why did you get another general, don't you know that now is a sensitive period?" ”

Liu Lao Liu's thief said in my ear with trepidation: "Look carefully. ”

The young general finished his salute, returned to his upright posture, and with a bang, the iron leaves on the shoulder pads and battle skirt rattled, and the end was clean and neat, obviously a real military background, revealing such a heroic posture, he pressed the sword with his hand, and then raised his head, I only glanced at his face, only to see that this person's two slender eyebrows went straight into the sideburns, due to the long-term battlefield, the complexion is a bit like chocolate, but it is still very delicate, the lip lines are soft, the corners of the mouth are slightly upturned, it looks a little unruly and naughty, as a soldier, His appearance seems to be a bit sissy, but the traces of fighting on the battlefield well hide this, there is a kind of freedom in his eyes that sees through life and death, and his sword hilt has been caught a little worn, I have come into contact with many such fighters, such as 300 and Liangshan heroes, it can be seen that this is a soldier who has really experienced the battlefield.

I stared at him for a long time, the more I looked at it, the more strange I felt, Liu Lao Liu was laughing on the side, plus a hint of the keen feeling of male animals in estrus - I was still squatting on the chair, I finally sniffed a little special smell, I pulled Liu Lao Liu, and asked in a low voice: "Female, right?" ”

Without waiting for Liu Lao Liu to speak, my new customer had already taken off his helmet and held it in his arms, and said with a smile: "My eyesight is so good, those partners of mine haven't seen it for 12 years." As he spoke, his long hair was already hanging down, draped over his shoulder armor, and a gentle aura unique to a female surname came to his face.

In fact, if she hadn't deliberately let go of her voice, even if she looked like this, it would not be easy to see her surname, because ancient and modern times are opposite, except for those who engage in art, both men and women have long hair, and there is a performance artist called Jieyu who shaves his head, this female general's voice is no longer crisp, it may be the reason for disguising a male voice for many years, and she now has a special magnetic surname when she speaks.

I asked Liu Laoliu: "Who is this?" ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "Guess." ”

I guess - there are only a few famous female generals in Chinese history, and the feminist representatives of several ethnic minorities do not shy away from their surnames, and there are several iron ladies who serve the country openly and honestly as daughters, and deliberately disguise themselves as men, only ......

"Mulan?" I asked tentatively.

Mulan smiled and nodded at me, then wondered, "How do you know me?" ”

I shouted, "Who doesn't know you, chirp and chirp, I passed this by dictation." ”

I quietly asked Liu Lao Liu: "Why is Mulan here?" ”

Liu Lao Liu said proudly: "How good is this, who among the men is embarrassed to do it with Mulan?" I don't believe that He Tiandou can find Mu Guiying and Liang Hongyu to embarrass you. "It's really shameless, being forced to be like this and boasting about it?

I said, "What do you mean, what do you mean, you just have to spend so much with your surname?" ”

Liu Laoliu said unfathomably: "Don't worry, he is about to suffer a catastrophe." ”

I said excitedly: "The kind of nine thunder that thundered the top? ”

"Almost."

I said worriedly, "What if I split through?" ”

Liu Laoliu: "...... If you have time to do more business, you're going to be more out of tune than me. ”

I'm thinking about tuning, if Mulan stands under your nose, can you tune?

I looked at them and asked, "That's how you came here in broad daylight?" ”

Liu Laoliu said: "I specially drove a motorcycle from the film and television road, which happened to be filming costume dramas." ”

Hua Mulan looked at me with a smile: "Xiaoqiang, right, what nationality are you?" ”

I squatted on the chair and said embarrassedly, "Han nationality." ”

Hua Mulan carried her helmet in one hand, touched her chin with the other and said, "Like me, do I have to sit like you?" ”

Liu Laoliu whispered to me: "Mulan has always dealt with the surrounding ethnic minorities and pays more attention to ethnic etiquette. ”

I stammered, "You...... You can sit as much as you want. Mulan thought I was polite to her, so she squatted on the sofa like me.

Liu Lao Liu said: "Then let's talk, Xiaoqiang takes good care of Mulan, a girl has suffered outside for so many years, don't say it, how aggrieved she is." ”

Hua Mulan squatted on the sofa and said, "Brother Liu's speech is too ......."

After Liu Lao Liu left, the two of us squatted and looked at each other, and it took me a long time before I smiled dryly and found the conversation: "Mulan, how old are you - I mean your actual age." ”

Hua Mulan thought for a moment and said, "I joined the army at the age of 17 on behalf of my father and fought for 12 years, you can count it yourself." ”

Could it be that Mulan's math is inferior to mine? But soon I understood that women who dare to love from ancient times to the present don't want others to know their age, just like women now, they really can't erase it before they tell you that she is a rat, and they are both rats, 24 and 36 are up to you to guess.

29 years old, in ancient times, he was definitely a super old youth, especially a woman, no wonder Mulan refused to say it directly.

I hurriedly said, "Then I have to call you sister--it looks like 18, you didn't lie to me, did you?" I complimented me casually, but Hua mm looked really young.

Mulan smiled like a flower: "No, I never lie." "It seems that they were not in vogue at that time to praise the young of women, so this sycophant is very comfortable with our heroine, but I am skeptical of the idea that she never lies, and it seems that she told a big lie when she was 17 years old.

I glanced at the flower mm in a military uniform, and only summed up one word: handsome! This set of full armor is worn on her body, showing that she is heroic and upright, in fact, it can be seen from her hands that Mulan is not tall, and her soft hair is draped down, so that her whole person is full of a kind of beauty with a Chinese surname, yes, with a woman's kind and gentle inside, and at the same time with a man's strength and decisiveness, this is called the beauty of the middle surname, and the boy and woman twist and pinch that is called the second chair, and the two years are called pseudo-Niang......

When we watch TV and movies, women dressed as men seem to be fine as long as they put their hair up, and everything else such as eyeliner, foundation, and red lips doesn't matter, and there are only two ways to be exposed: the hat is knocked off or someone has been attacked on the chest. For this, we can only understand the director's Spring and Autumn brushwork, we can't treat the ancients as mentally retarded, the ancients are not bad at a glance, Xiang Yu told me, throw a wallet on the road for you to pick up and then cheat you out of money, they will have it......

So the flower mm in front of me, if I don't say it, is simply a handsome officer who is slightly feminine, so many years of disguise, so that she has a good grasp of men both in appearance and psychology, sitting (squatting) there with a tiger's momentum.

I stayed for a while before saying, "Sister Hua, why don't we take a shower and change clothes first?" ”

Mulan jumped to the ground and said, "Let's go." ”

Startled me, although Hu Sanniang was born as a bandit, she is still a full woman from the outside to the inside, but she is a little spicy, Tong Yuan is a good kung fu, and everyone is the same when she is fine, it is the first time I have seen such a neat woman.

I led the way in front of my head, and Mulan followed me, and every time I went up the stairs there was an uproar, and the sound tickled my heart.

There was only Qin Shi Huang upstairs, and when I was changing clothes, I muttered again, what kind of clothes should I find for Hua mm? The clothes of the bun are in the cabinet, but you have to know that the woman's clothes are simple and simple, and they are complicated and difficult. I can only take it off, but I can't put it on.

Or just throw it at her and let her wear it by feeling? Master Li was like this at the beginning, although he wore the bra outside, there was nothing wrong with it, but Master Li saw all the flashiness, and some things could be understood at a glance, Mulan had been fighting for half her life, wasn't it embarrassing for her to do this?

I thought about it for a long time, or led her in my bedroom, took out a shirt and jeans from the cabinet, this needless to say, everyone can understand, I motioned her to take care of herself, Mulan handed me the helmet, smiled at me, reached out to untie the silk scarf around my neck, I hurriedly walked out of the bedroom and closed the door, my heart was pounding at the door, I finally understand why it was itchy just now, this is the temptation of uniforms!

As we all know, nurses, policewomen, and female soldiers can usually arouse special associations with men, especially the latter two, and probably the female surnames of these two professions can especially satisfy men's desire for conquest and press women stronger than themselves under them...... This is probably the most primitive impulse of all male animals.

But there is another point, usually we (wolf friends) see the female policeman or female soldier in the video, it is all actress pretend, you don't need to do it, she will start to scratch as soon as she sits on the bed, there is no challenge at all, it is better to watch them than to watch the female Nazi in the feature film, the call of the Kuomintang female spy.

In fact, I have always thought that the real uniform temptation should include two points, one is to wear uniforms, and the other is to subdue those who wear uniforms.

Well, back to the topic of uniform temptation, how can it not be exciting to have a female general undressed in my bedroom right now? And she is also a real female general, the kind who has killed people on the battlefield!

Of course, this last point calmed me down a lot, and now that the uniform is there, I'm going to rush in again, and there will be subduation...... Ahem, what I want to say is that the temptation of uniforms is not for me, I still like elementary school teachers, piano players, and bun shops.

(To be continued)