This time, the group of emperors gathered in the Qin Dynasty, firstly to see my son, and secondly, to meet again for a small high-level meeting, the main topics included the recent economic developments, the return of the remaining population after the restoration of calm in the Heavenly Dao, and the issue of historical legacies such as Wu Zetian.

At present, the economic growth rate of various countries is flat, Qin, Han and the four major dynasties have their own pillar industries, clothing, food, housing and transportation have been reasonably divided by them, in addition to the Qin and Han dynasties dominated the travel and accommodation in the military road, Genghis Khan mainly developed tourism, and the Song Dynasty people were mainly responsible for investment.

Correspondingly, the floating population of various dynasties has gradually divided into levels, most of the poor and white proletariat like to go to the west of the Qin Dynasty to pan for gold, the middle class generally lingers in the grassland, living a leisurely life of wind and grass and low cattle and sheep, and the prosperous Tang Dynasty is mostly a place for nobles and rich people to stay, in a high-end hall, upstairs is a princess, downstairs may be the prince, if you want to be just a baron, you are embarrassed to say hello to people...

In view of the premise that the military road will be closed in three months, the question of when the population of this dynasty will return has been put on the agenda by these emperors, this is actually not what they are most concerned about, and the most concerned about the aftermath is the question of what is happening after death, we know that many wild histories attribute their success to the mandate of heaven, but in fact, none of these guys are willing to comply with the mandate of heaven, on the contrary, there is absolutely no "shun" in their character, think about it, Qin Shihuang, Liu Bang, Li Shimin, Zhu Yuanzhang... Any one of them has earned a foundation by going against the heavens, and wants them to obey the destiny of heaven. Unless the Mandate of Heaven first obeys them.

To put it simply, the creation of a prosperous era must be accompanied by huge chaos, followed by endless sequelae, and this sequelae cannot be eliminated by a generation of emperors, who are also facing various problems, some of which are powerful generals. Some are relatives who interfere in politics. There is land and the same clan.

Take Liu Bang as an example, at the beginning of the fight against mountains and rivers, he couldn't do without the help of the Lu family, and after the dust settled, he wanted to set things right, and the Lu family was already sitting big; The descendants of Genghis Khan fought many civil wars. This kind of precursor was reflected in his lifetime, but the palms and backs of his hands are full of meat, what do you want Lao Tie to do? For the enemy, he has an invincible scimitar, but for his son, he can only be helpless; Not to mention Li Shimin, he would never want the mountains and rivers of Li Jiadi to intervene in the middle of Wu Zetian...

According to the principle of Heavenly Dao, established history cannot be changed. So these emperors got together to see if they could come up with any speculative solutions, and secondly, they mainly complained to each other.

And usually when there is a grievance meeting, a few guys avoid me. Because no matter what, my identity is still an agent of Tianting, which is the same as the general agent and the local dealer relationship is good, it is impossible to ship at a loss.

But they still don't understand, it's true that I'm the agent of Heavenly Court, but it's different from Heavenly Dao, Heavenly Court is a businessman, Heavenly Dao is the National Development and Reform Commission, and Liu Laoliu's gang of guys still want to deceive their superiors and subordinates...

On this day, as usual, I went to see the bun first, and the bun was wearing a mink coat. The regiment sat on the kang. Like a landlord in the past, it is even more like a green piece on her head. I heard that a woman's confinement is the first important thing, the eight veins of the Qi meridians around the body are wide open, and it is the weakest time, a bit like a master retreat, and he must not be allowed to see the light of day, especially in such a backward place as the Qin Dynasty, I dare not be careless, so I gave a death order not to let the buns move, and the house is full of braziers, and it is a miracle to stay with the characteristics of the buns, and a large part of this is because she is not lonely now-when I came in, she was holding the little hand in her mouth to tease him, and the little guy has been in so many days, The folds on the skin have been completely stretched, so white that people can't bear to read, when he is awake, he stares at the sky, his eyes are burning, like a philosopher, and when he sleeps, he also seems to be thinking about the people's livelihood, which is very funny, but this is very consistent with his identity, this kid has recognized several godfathers and godmothers in the past few days as heavyweights, and the official title of knighthood on his head is "difficult to read", even if he thinks about it from now on, it is enough for him to be busy.

Baozi teased for a while, and when he saw that "Bamboo is Hard to Book" didn't pay much attention to him, his old sex relapsed, and sighed: "When do you think he will be able to run all over the ground and be angry with me?" ”

I said depressedly: "I'm afraid that you are the one who is crazy with him, and then you two will be angry with me all over the ground." ”

Baozi said firmly: "No, I am also a mother, and my personal image still has to be taken into account." ”

I said, "Then we are running all over the ground and angry with you?" ”

Baozi laughed and said: "By the way, when the child grows up, let's split the two of us into red faces and white faces, we can't both get used to it, and we can't abuse both of them." ”

I'm speechless, I think it's not necessarily enough for this child to be abused by two people, they all say that the current child is difficult to manage, grandparents and grandparents have to give you a four-piece suit, fortunately the military road will be closed after three months, otherwise our family should not recognize the pile of godfathers, just let each person get used to him a few bad problems, this child will be absolutely terrible...

I turned out of the bun house, and saw that Qin Shi Huang and a few of them were secretly discussing something in another room, I walked in, and several people stopped talking.

I laughed in my heart, went over and pulled up a stool to sit down, and deliberately asked, "What are your majesty talking about?" ”

Several people looked at each other, all of them were speechless, and after a while of silence, Zhao Kuangyin, who was more anxious, took the lead and said: "Let's just tell him what you're afraid of, Xiaoqiang is not an outsider." ”

Li Shimin said with a haha: "Actually, it's nothing. ”

I glanced at Wu Zetian, who was chatting with Empress Lu in the opposite room, and said with a smile: "Brother Li, is it okay to leave his sister-in-law in Brother Ying?" ”

Li Shimin smiled: "To be honest, I think so, but don't worry, I won't do it." ”

I cleared my throat and said, "Then I'll tell you the truth, after three months, the Heavenly Dao will return to calm, and then the brothers here will no longer have to worry about history, in other words, the autonomy will return to your hands, and you can really be the emperor again." ”

Several people exchanged glances again, all looking a little incredulous. Li Shimin was surprised: "What you said is true? Why didn't you tell us earlier? ”

I said, "I just knew that it wasn't going to be long, and I originally wanted to tell you when Liu Bang was there." ”

Zhao Kuangyin lit the table and said, "So Brother Shimin can kill Wu Zetian now?" ”

Li Shimin glanced at him and said, "Who said that I must kill Mei Niang?" ”

Zhao Kuangyin said: "I'm just making an analogy." ”

Zhu Yuanzhang laughed twice and said: "Since Wu Zetian doesn't have to be the empress anymore, then it's not Wu Zetian, the rest depends on how Brother Shimin trains in the future, hehe." ”

I said to Li Shimin: "Brother Li, my sister-in-law is actually very good at governing the country. She used to be an emperor, although she was conscientious. She didn't have a good reputation, and since you don't want her to do it, then enlighten her well, at least don't kill her. ”

Li Shimin said: "I didn't want to kill her. ”

I looked at Zhu Yuanzhang again and didn't wait for me to speak. Zhu Yuanzhang spread his hands and said: "I didn't want to kill Xu Da and them again, how easy it is to kill them, if that were the case, I wouldn't have to hold this meeting, in fact, these old brothers really have feelings for me, and I didn't kill them because I was afraid that they would rebel themselves... Hey, it's useless to say that. Zhu Yuanzhang said in a rare serious tone, "It's uncomfortable to do something wrong, and what's even more terrifying is that you have to do it even if you know it's wrong." I really don't want to repeat the mistakes of the past! ”

Zhao Kuangyin looked at Zhu Yuanzhang with a wine glass in his hand, but did not speak. Zhu Yuanzhang understood what he meant. Disdainfully said: "Look at me, I don't believe that there is no better way than your cup of wine to release the military power." ”

I sighed: "It seems that Brother Zhao has the least troubles here." ”

Li Shimin said: "Not necessarily. Saying that, he stabbed Zhao Kuangyin and said, "Eh, old Zhao, let me ask you, what is going on with that candle shadow axe?" ”

Zhao Kuangyin's face changed slightly: "This is not enough for outsiders. ”

I wondered, "What candle shadow axe?" ”

Li Shimin said: "On the night of Lao Zhao's death in his last life, someone saw his younger brother Zhao Guangyi in his house, and in the shadow of the fire candle, the sound of an axe chiseling something sounded, so later generations suspect that Lao Zhao's death is not normal..."

I shuddered, "Brothers don't kill each other, right?" ”

Li Shimin said embarrassedly: "It's hard to say that you were born in the emperor's family. ”

How do I think it is impossible to murder an emperor with an axe. Especially the two brothers. Besides, even if you want to kill the king and seize the throne, you don't have to hit him with an axe on your back, right? So he said: "Maybe it's just that Brother Zhao happens to want to eat walnuts?" ”

I'm just saying it casually. Unexpectedly, Zhao Kuangyin's face changed drastically: "How do you know?" Did you peek at the letter I gave to Zhao Ji? ”

I was dazed and said, "What kind of family letter?" ”

At this time, everyone became interested and asked, "Do you really want to eat walnuts that night?" ”

Zhao Kuangyin nodded ashamedly, and said: "I love to eat walnuts since I was a child, and I can usually smash them myself, but that night I was really in poor spirits and let Guangyi do it for me, who knew that a walnut was not smashed and I went to the underworld, at that time, in addition to Guangyi, there were several members of the royal family, but considering the influence, this matter has always been circulated as a top secret of the family, and later, only the heirs to the throne of my Zhao family were told." ”

Zhao Kuangyin actually died for a walnut glutton! This explains why there was an axe that night - this thing is a must-have thing for Zhao Kuangyin like a cigarette to a smoker, and a drink is a must-have thing for a drunkard, a walnut is not smashed well, Zhao Kuangyin hangs, if it is an ordinary person, this is nothing to be ashamed of, the old man just wants to eat a walnut before he dies, and he wants to see his grandson or want to eat a bowl of noodles, but the emperor can't say that, the Son of Heaven should abandon all earthly hobbies, "Taizu wants to eat a walnut before returning to the sky" must not let others know, So although this matter is simple to explain, it is still covered up by the Zhao family's ugliness. At the beginning of the coalition siege of Jin, Zhao Kuangyin wrote a letter to his family in order to win the letter of Song Huizong, which is said to have the top secret of the Zhao family, and it seems that this is it...

I smacked my lips and said, "Brother Zhao's hobby is also a little off, isn't it much smaller if you like to eat melon seeds?" ”

Zhu Yuanzhang said: "That's good, if he likes to eat popcorn, others don't have to think that I am carrying the eighty-six style to kill it?" ”

I smiled and said, "Brother Zhu's eight or six styles have been developed?" Zhao Kuangyin felt that his hobby had been exposed and despised by everyone. Lowering his head and feeling embarrassed, Li Shimin comforted him and said, "It's okay, who can not have a hobby." ”

Zhao Kuangyin first glanced at him gratefully, and then shouted: "Our Song Dynasty affairs, do you know so well as the emperor of the Tang Dynasty?" ”

Li Shimin said: "What is this, I also know a lot about the Qing Dynasty." ”

Qin Shi Huang patted the table and said, "Hungry summary one ha (next) Ao." As far as the Silk Society (that is) is concerned, we children will touch (no) anyone to care. Meidi is very! ”

Zhu Yuanzhang said: "It's nothing good, if you want to live like heaven like that, there's nothing to worry about, if no one cares, we won't be lazy." The emperor giggled and said, "That's it." "A pair of cheap and obedient virtues.

Li Shimin said: "Let's just take this opportunity to deal with the things that we didn't handle well before, and the world has been flattened by us." Just spend more time with your family, you see that in the later TV, our family was filmed gloomy, as if once you were born in the emperor's house, you have to rely on pretending to be B, and finally break out to seize the throne - improve the image project, what should be done must be done. ”

I said, "Brother Li said it very well, the main problem of Your Majesty is the heir, there are more wolves and less meat. There is only one seat, and it is naturally difficult for anyone to give it to or not. In fact, this has to start from the outlook on life and the world, don't teach your children if you are a prince and a loser, and instill family concepts in them, just like Brother Temujin, you have four sons, right? Then the most important thing for you is not to choose who to be your heir, but to focus on those three sons, to teach them to have a normal heart, just like you open a chicken factory. You don't have to be a factory manager. The boss is the factory director, and the second can be in charge of technology. The third is engaged in feed, and the fourth is dedicated to the prevention of avian influenza. ”

Genghis Khan said: "We have only cattle and sheep and no chickens in our steppe. ”

I said, "Then let the fourth child prevent foot-and-mouth disease, the same." ”

I turned my head to Qin Shi Huang and said: "Brother Ying, although you only have two sons, but I found that your burden is not light, you have always been in a dilemma about which successor to make, according to your previous meaning to give the position to the boss, but according to my observation, Hu Hai is not bad this child, you mainly have to do a good job in training." ”

I pointed at Li Shimin: "Brother Li, have you thought of a solution to my sister-in-law's problem?" ”

Li Shimin: "... I'll just deal with it. ”

I nodded, seeing that Zhao Kuangyin already wanted to slip away, and said categorically: "You, don't eat walnuts, change to melon seeds, isn't this also the way to quit smoking?" ”

Zhu Yuanzhang looked at a group of peers who had been counted down by me, and gloated: "Do you all remember what Xiaoqiang said?" ”

Colleagues said in unison: "Shut up! ”

Li Shimin scratched his head and said, "When is it Xiaoqiang's turn to educate us?" He glanced at me, patted his ass and walked away.

Genghis Khan said: "Actually, what Xiaoqiang said still has some truth. I grabbed his hand and said, "Brother, you understand my hard work." ”

Genghis Khan shook off my hand and said with a smile: "But it's still a question who will be the director of my chicken factory." With that, he left.

Without waiting for me to speak, Zhao Kuangyin got up and said, "I think that as an emperor, it is not a matter of labor and money to eat walnuts." "Glared at me and left.

Qin Shi Huang got up, I took his hand and said, "Brother Ying, I'm all for your good." ”

"Hanging skin!" The fat man walked leisurely.

Then there is me and Zhu Yuanzhang, you look at me, I look at you, I said cautiously: "Xu Da them..."

Zhu Yuanzhang stretched his waist and said: "Everything in the Qin Dynasty is good, but the food is too poor, I'll go get a roast duck to eat." ”

Me: "..."This is a typical cunning rabbit dead lackey cooking, this is the legendary unloading and killing of donkeys, this is the classic reproduction of crossing the river and demolishing the bridge! Fortunately, Liu Bang is not here, Zhu Yuanzhang is in a hurry to eat roast duck, otherwise I should have a treatment with Han Xin and Xu Da.

The emperors were relieved, and one by one they stepped into the courtyard with great ambitions, and Li Shimin proposed: "How about we get together a table and touch eight laps?" "Zhu Yuanzhang and Zhao Kuangyin have no opinion, but Liu Bang is not there, Qin Shihuang and Genghis Khan don't know how to play mahjong, Zhu Yuanzhang beckoned to me: "Xiaoqiang, hurry up, three are missing."

Full of resentment, I didn't feel good and said, "Don't play!" ”

Zhu Yuanzhang said: "Come on, I will crown you as a first-class duke." "Anyone who has had a similar experience knows what the concept of three lacks one is, and it is more embarrassing than just climbing into the bed of the young lady and the wife came in.

I smiled and said, "I'm going to be with my son next time." Do you want to give you some evenly? ”

Zhu Yuanzhang and others: "... You'd better go with your son. ”

Zhao Kuangyin swept left and right, and saw that Empress Lu and Wu Zetian were in the courtyard, and suddenly pulled Li Shimin and said: "Brother Shimin, isn't Mrs. Zun idle, let's make up a number, anyway, we can't really win her." ”

Li Shimin beckoned: "Mei Niang." Come. ”

This later generation of Wu Zetian walked in front of a few people in a small square step. I met the others first, and then I said softly: "What is the matter with Your Majesty calling your concubines?" ”

Li Shimin said: "Play mahjong with us." ”

Wu Zetian said in fear: "But the concubine won't." ”

Lu Hou on the side suddenly said: "Mahjong? I'll teach you. ”

Wu Zetian said admiringly: "Sister even knows this?" ”

Lu Hou said: "My family told me about this thing. ”

Zhu Yuanzhang monkey hurriedly turned out the mahjong and fell on the table, grabbed a noodle with his hand, rushed down with his fingers, and fell on the table with a "snap" and said: "Six!" "The result is Zhang Jiutiao. Far worse than buns.

The three of them sat down, Lu Hou moved a chair to sit next to Wu Zetian, a group of people messed up the cards with both hands, Wu Zetian timidly did not dare to move, Lu Hou said: "Draw the cards, sister." Wu Zetian said shyly: "How can this be?" ”

Lu Hou said: "Hey, there is no size at the gambling table, you should regard them as your sisters." ”

Zhao Kuangyin and others said: "That's right, you treat us as a harem..."

Li Shimin smiled at Wu Zetian and said, "Mei Niang." In the future, there is no need to be formal in front of these guys. ”

Wu Zetian put ten fingers on the card table slightly, and Lu Hou began to teach her by shuffling cards, playing dice and drawing cards. A good hand of cards, Empress Lu told her the rules and how to play in her ear, Wu Zetian remembered it carefully, and suddenly said loudly: "Then sister, do you see if I have three or six cylinders?" ”

Zhu Yuanzhang exclaimed: "Isn't it, you have listened to the cards so early?" ”

Empress Lu glanced at her cards and said with a smile: "My sister's luck is good, but you must not let people know what you are with in the future!" ”

Wu Zetian's face flushed, and when she drew a card, she took one and put it in the card stack. It's going out again. Then he asked Empress Lu a little helplessly: "What should I do next?" ”

Lu Hou excitedly pushed down the cards and said, "Silly girl." Let's make peace! ”

The man was speechless for a long time, Zhao Kuangyin was stunned for a long time, and then reshuffled the cards, and said: "I think the Li family's sister has good luck, let's play some bloody." ”

Li Shimin said: "How do you want to bring it?" ”

Zhao Kuangyin said: "One village in one game, for example, if I win this game, each of you will send me a village from the country." ”

Zhu Yuanzhang immediately agreed: "It's good, it's fun to gamble, it's fun to play like this." "The tone is big, and the village chief has to be considered a high-level cadre in my eyes.

As a result, I don't know if it was because Wu Zetian was lucky or in the limelight, and the three emperors each owed her two villages, and Wu Zetian got the nickname "Wu Village Chief." ”

Zhu Yuanzhang was dissatisfied: "Change the wind, it's really evil today." ”

Zhao Kuangyin also said: "There is also Brother Shimin who should go down, how can there be a husband and wife to play cards, and they will do their best." ”

Li Shimin said aggrievedly: "You didn't all light the cannons, I'm the next family!" ”

Lu Hou smiled: "I'll go up, let's get together a four-country scuffle." ”

… So in the next few days, these people spent like this, Wu Zetian fully showed her talent in this, when she left, the three dynasties of the Han, Song and Ming dynasties had been planted by her all over the red flag, Li Shimin said proudly to the other brothers: "Unexpectedly, my daughter-in-law is not bad for internal affairs and external affairs, and I will point to her to open up territory for my Tang Dynasty in the future!" ”

Zhao Kuangyin and Zhu Yuanzhang glanced at each other, sighed and got into the car and left, Lu Hou stomped his feet and said angrily: "Hmph, wait for my husband to come back and avenge me." ”

The bun was tightly covered and stood at the door to see him off, and said at this time: "Let's play Six Nations Checkers next time." ”

This time, Genghis Khan and Li Shimin hurriedly got into the car and said: "Hurry up, hurry up, Qin State Sima is powerful, she is going to destroy our six countries——"