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I'm so unlucky, really. ……

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Last time, I said that the temptation grass that Xiang Yu and I worked so hard to get awakened a great thief through the ages, Liu Xia Hui, his brother is the one who has always been praised by people for not sitting on his arms and not messing with Liu Xia Hui, why are these brothers so perverted, I think it has to be attributed to the failure of education at that time.

When it comes to education, I have never forgotten my new identity, I am a glorious member of Yucai, to be honest, I didn't expect to end up devoting myself to education, I didn't expect to drink pure oxygen to the hospital that time!

Fei Sankou told me that Yucai is now directly under the Ministry of Education, and the surname of the principal of Yucai is the same as that of the president of Tsinghua University of Peking University, in other words, the principal of Yucai and the mayor of Yanjing are on an equal footing, but because the completion of Yucai is a completely unintentional mistake, it has no formal principal until now, I want to put Lao Zhang, who has worked hard for the cause of education all his life, to this position, but his body is really unable to be the master, Lao Zhang has been discharged from the hospital and went home to recuperate, and the legal representative of Yucai is me, so, I, Xiao Qiang, became the head of Yucai, a gangster who drove a broken gold cup that had long been scrapped, liked to smoke and spit in public, liked to ask the waiter lady for her phone number after eating, and then asked if she could get a discount if she didn't issue an invoice. A ...... that can theoretically be on an equal footing with our governor Ah, just a gangster.

However, Fei Sankou told me again, because Yucai involves certain state secrets and has the participation of the military, so I, the president, is destined not to have a high exposure rate like other university leaders, at most I will participate in the Arbor Day, learn from Lei Feng and attend the symposium on the day of the party's students, but this is enough for me to choke, as long as I participate in a party of more than three people, my biggest hobby is to sit on the table and smoke and brag, if the regulations can only sit on the stool, I will fall asleep in less than 10 seconds. Although we are a small place, but the mayor is talking on the side, you are definitely not suitable to sleep with your head bored, to say that for foreign affairs, Qin Hui and Su Wu have rich experience, but a bright appearance is full of thoughts of losing power and humiliating the country, let Qin Hui go out to do something on behalf of Yucai, I am really afraid that he will participate in a women's congress and sell our school to other private entrepreneurs at the price of welfare housing; Su Wu terrier until it was enough, but his image was not very good, and he lived out of a blind stream representative who had been helped by the aid station to give a speech.

The heroes and the four kings have set off for Singapore last week, in Wang Yin's words, he wants to compete with the heroes again who will win more gold medals, I strongly support this proposal, how good, through so hard to be strong and positive, like the kindergarten children compete with each other who has more little red flowers, I shouldn't say a word, I said I don't care how many gold medals I get, you two will be less troublesome than who causes me trouble, as a result, the heroes suddenly quit, they shouted that they are more people, so it is unfair, Look, that means you have to approve a few places to cause trouble.

Accompanied by Cao Chong, he is now inseparable from Cheng Fengshou, not to mention that he is closer to me, I don't think it is worse than Cao Ying, take this opportunity to let the little guy go out to see the world, and there is also a family member is Fang La's wife, this simple working woman has been particularly respected by the four heavenly kings, I don't know if Fang La didn't say it clearly or he himself lacks understanding of Singapore, Fang's sister-in-law carried a big bag on the day of departure, which contained orange water filled with a military kettle, bread, ham sausage, and a bunch of washed cucumbers and persimmons, It's exactly like participating in an outing organized by the unit. In the end, before leaving, I confiscated half a pack of chewing gum from Hu Sanniang, because I heard that there seems to be a clear prohibition on chewing gum in Singapore, which invisibly saved Liangshan a place to cause trouble.

As soon as these people left, the school suddenly became empty and quiet, only Xu Delong took the children out early in the morning, and the rest of the time was arranged by Yan Jingsheng for them to take cultural classes.

As for He Tiandou, there is no follow-up at all, I guess this has something to do with his loss of strategic goals, which shows that it is very wise for me to send heroes abroad, and again, I guess that he doesn't have much medicine in his hands.

So during this period of time, I lived very peacefully, almost returned to the previous state of idleness, every day I sat on the first floor of the pawnshop in a daze, playing minesweeping, and then I watched the second fool and Zhao Bai face copy the broom and fight indiscriminately, Liu Bang and the black widow both stayed and flew, and occasionally helped Feng Feng come up with ideas, with the help of Han Gao Zu Xiong Tu Da Da, Feng Feng has seized the market of 7 percent of the city's pirated garment industry, according to Feng Feng, Xiao Fu is safe, but Liu Bang solemnly warned her that only really strengthening himself is the king, so the two began to get involved in genuineIt is to buy a high-density sewing machine from abroad, and invite a large number of skilled workers to make clothes of exactly the same quality as the original one - in fact, it is still pirated.

Xiang Yu has been very depressed recently, although he often drives my broken gold cup out for a ride, he seems to have given up the plan to revive Yu Ji, and on the way back that day, he only said one sentence to me: "This is the will of God." ”

As for Qin Shi Huang, now the process of playing the game can be made into a video and put it on the Internet, take Super Mario as an example, from the first level of the first part to the last level, he can pass the level without eating gold coins or mushrooms just by running through the level, and it is still in single-shot rampage mode, those flying Wang Ba, the monkey throwing the axe or something is completely ornamental. Sometimes when you play Contra, you see that he should shoot and shoot, jump when he should jump, and then look at the fat man, and play with his eyes closed. A person who is familiar with the game to this extent is of course not interesting to play again, so the fat man also began to get bored, often throwing his arms downstairs to wander, I think it is best to find him a job in the near future, otherwise this kind of person is easy to have accidents when he is idle, he always thinks about the people who do not speak Chinese are "unified (below)", to say that it sounds like an extreme nationalist, in fact, he is a war maniac, and his reason for starting a war is more fascist than Hitler, I guess he went downstairs to find a living terracotta army.

On this day, I was sitting downstairs when I received a call from Master Li, saying that she and Jin Shaoyan had arrived in Kaifeng one step ahead of the crew and were ready to shoot exterior there.

This is strange, since you are going to shoot the exterior there, why do you want to go one step ahead of the crew? As soon as I heard it, it was Jin Shaoyan's kid who was tricking.

At this time, Baozi came down from upstairs and was about to go to work, and when he heard that it was Master Li's phone, he sat on my lap and listened, and I asked Master Li: "Is Jin Shaoyan next to you?" ”

"No, he's gone to get the key to the house, what's wrong?"

"How many rooms did you two open?"

Master Li: "Two rooms......

I advised, "Remember, you have to open two rooms, and you can't do the presidential suite!" ”

Baozi screwed me: "What do you care about so much, if you have the heart to open 20 rooms and sleep together." "Actually, whether you sleep or not is not the key for adults, I'm afraid that she and Jin Shaoyan will really get out of control in the end.

Master Li obviously heard Baozi's words, and said helplessly: "Ah, you ......" and hung up the phone.

I put down the phone and smiled, "Our cousin is quite shy." ”

Baozi suddenly said: "What are you pushing me for?" ”

I put my hands up, "No." ”

The bun owed a debt in my arms, looked carefully, and actually blushed and jumped to the ground.

I still raised my hands and said innocently, "I didn't push it, did I?" ”

Baozi glanced at me and said ambiguously: "You pushed it!" ”

I followed her gaze and saw that a small tent had been erected where she had just sit......

It turned out that the man's third leg was restless, and I looked there and smiled evilly: "It turned out that it wasn't pushing, it was kicking." I winced and asked her, "Why don't you sit down?" ”

Baozi looked at the people around him, and said in a provocative tone that was difficult to put into words: "If you sit down, the old lady has to be widowed." ”

I pulled her into my arms, rubbed my left hand on her buttocks, and said with a smile: "It's not that I haven't sat ......on it" The butt of the bun is perfect, perfect to the point that my palm doesn't need to be deliberately stretched, not deliberately contracted, and put it on in the most comfortable natural form just ironing, I bit her ear and said, "Cousin doesn't have that heart, don't you have that heart, it just so happens that she is not there, today we can have a round room, I took off my clothes and let you sit at night (during the Harmony Olympics, 37 words are omitted here)......"

Baozi listened to the peachy face, she looked at the watch, wanted to push me away, I didn't let go, Baozi said as if pleading: "It's late-" I didn't care, continued to put his hand up and down, suddenly, Baozi pushed my hand began to force, I looked, it turned out to be the second fool was about to come in from the outside, I had to let go of her, I understand Baozi, when the two of them can do anything, but after all, it is a traditional woman, in front of outsiders, drink too much and can only kiss the cheeks at most.

Baozi pretended to stand next to me and looked at my computer, then bent down and whispered in my ear, "At night, I ...... (During the Harmony Olympics, 6 words are blocked here)" straightened up again and said to Jing Ke, "Kezi, what do you want to eat at night?" ”

Acting school! Absolute acting! Don't say that the second stupid, even if Zhuge Liang is here, who would have thought that what she just told me was ...... What about (shielding)?

I was stunned as I watched Bao Zi Miaoman's body walk out of the pawnshop, and inexplicably burst out of a wave of irritability, yes, we haven't been ** for a long time, since I became the reserve of this Raushzi Immortal, I have often been separated from Baozi, no wonder a certain philosopher said: At the same time that the Jade Emperor closed a door in front of you, he actually opened a window for you at a certain point. But I can't walk through this door, needless to say, where is my window?

No, get married quickly, I quit this job as soon as I get married, which is good for me and Lao Hao - of course, and for Baozi. People often say that the pawnshop industry is not open for three years, open and eat for three years, but according to my busy method, there is no chance to open at all, as for the job of the bun, I also resigned, so it is good for her and her customers, if you really want to do something, go to our school, our school is according to the consumption level of a class of cities in the country to pay wages, clean toilets, as long as there is a compilation, it is more than our local software development more.

I sat there and was so anxious that I couldn't do it, so I found some "photos" on the Internet, including Cecilia, Gillian, and magic.q (warm reminder during the Olympics: it was 2007, and I didn't see it thoroughly)...... Later, of course, the more I looked at it, the more angry I became, I put my two arms on the table, crouched up, looked up to the sky and sighed: "Woo-woo-"

At this time, Liu Laoliu pushed the door and came in, and a person behind him pressed the hilt of his sword and said, "Your nation also uses wolves as totems?" ”

(To be continued)