It was almost noon, and Baozi was worried: "Who do you say is cooking today?" The guests are all masters who have eaten and seen, don't mess up and make jokes..."

I said, "Let's go, let's go to the cafeteria." ”

When Baozi and I came to the door of the cafeteria, we saw that the ruffian brothers of Xiao Liuzi were peeling onions and peeling garlic, and I asked them, "Who is in charge?" ”

A dry man said with a bitter face: "Don't mention it, I don't know where such a fat man came from, the electric woks won't be used, and they all drove us out, and his temper is still very explosive, saying that he is the emperor's imperial chef." ”

I glanced at the bun and whispered, "Which Your Majesty brought the cook back?" ”

Baozi was afraid that the fumes would choke his son, so he turned his back and said, "Don't you know if you go in and take a look?" ”

I went in to take a look, and I saw a fat man wearing a chef's uniform and a white hat, and he was turning the dishes in the pot to the ceiling like on TV, but when I returned to the pot, it was not leaky, and it was a good workmanship, but I knew this person, but I couldn't remember where I had seen it, especially today, there were many people and many faces.

As a result, before I could remember his name, the fat chef saw me and hurriedly knelt down and said loudly, "See King Qi." ”

By calling me up, I remembered that this person was the imperial chef under Qin Shi Huang, and the fat people in those emperors loved to eat, and I didn't expect that even the chef would bring it.

I smiled and said, "Get up quickly, the dishes are all mushy, don't be so polite to me in the future." ”

The imperial chef got up, looked at the door, and said, "Isn't that Da Sima?" The little one will give her an old man's knock. "Fat people are easy to remember, and the kindness of Baozi who taught him to make tomato and egg noodles has never forgotten.

I laughed and said, "Excuse me, you just need to cook the meal, all the guests who came today are distinguished guests, don't embarrass your majesty." ”

The imperial chef said confidently: "King Qi rest assured, it is still certain to cook a small one." ”

I helped him turn on the range hood. He said, "Who else is coming with you?" ”

Yu Chu said: "Meng Yi and General Wang Ben are here, waiting to meet with King Qi in the old campus." ”

I walked to the old campus with the buns, and as soon as I arrived at the Yucai wall, a child on the wall suddenly shouted: "Oh no, the principal is here." Everyone, run. ”

There was a "crackling" sound, and countless children jumped over the wall, all of which were gone, and I said depressedly: "These little cubs are quite united, and they have never only cared about running by themselves." ”

After the group of children dispersed, only a thirteen or fourteen-year-old child was left in the same place, looking at the wall in a daze. I was overjoyed, grabbed him, and said with a straight face, "Whose student are you?" "It is said that the success rate of catching these little cubs is really not high, and it is not easy to catch one, in the words of Baozi, you have to cherish this opportunity to abuse your power.

I didn't know that this eldest child was not afraid at all, and gently broke free of my hand and said, "Are you the King of Qi that my father said, my nephew has seen Uncle Xiaoqiang." I wondered, "Yo." So you're a brother boy? How come I haven't seen you before? ”

Baozi said: "Doesn't the fat man have two sons, and what's the name of the boss?" ”

The eldest child was another gift: "Aunt Baozi is right, the nephew's name is Fusu, and Hu Hai is the younger brother." ”

Baozi whispered to me: "Look at this child, he is clean and polite, will the fat man give him all the family business with an eccentric eye?" ”

I said disdainfully: "The fat man wants to give the family business to Hu Hai is eccentric." ”

Fusu looked at a painting on the wall and said blankly: "Uncle Xiaoqiang, do you know who made this?" ”

When I looked at it, I saw a picture of a galloping horse with a majestic mane. Zhang Chi is powerful, and at first glance I can see that I have a deep foundation, I habitually picked up a chalk head from the ground, and added two surrealist winds behind the horse...

One of them turned around slowly and said, "I drew it." ”

I looked back and couldn't help but laugh and say, "You're here too?" ”

This person is Zhao Ji of Song Huizong, since the last time Taiyuan said goodbye, I haven't seen him again, but I can occasionally hear customers from other dynasties say that this guy really flows through various dynasties with a paintbrush, you see that this kid can't be the emperor. It's really not true that he is engaged in art, but his wandering life has probably given him a lot of creative inspiration, and he has made a lot of fame in the literary and artistic circles, and Li Shimin often asks him to help him identify a painting or something...

Fusu looked up at Song Huizong with infinite admiration and said, "Can I learn to draw horses with you?" ”

I quietly dragged Fusu and said, "If you want to learn painting, uncle will find you a good teacher, this person is not in tune, let's not learn from him." "If you don't step on shit in new shoes, Fusu may be the future crown prince. Learn from this. I don't dare to say whether I can get ahead in art, for fear that this ability to lose mountains and rivers will also be contagious. People like Song Huizong are much more unlucky to the royal family than Xianglin's sister-in-law in Lu Si's house.

Fusu said: "But I just want to learn to draw horses." ”

There is no way to do it, in history, Zhao Ji painted horses more famous than he was the emperor, although Yan Liben and Zhang Zeduan are also everyone, but after all, there is a specialization in the art industry, Fusu wants to learn to draw horses, that is the only one, Fusu saw that I didn't say anything, and he took Zhao Jidi's sleeve in the past.

I asked Zhao Ji, "Why don't you go in?" ”

Zhao Ji looked at the lively old campus and said embarrassedly: "There are a few people I don't have easy to see." "I looked back and saw Zhao Kuangyin and several other emperors sitting on the steps eating melon seeds, and on the side, Jin Wushu was chatting with Yuwen Chengdu and a few of them were chatting and arranging troops, I couldn't help but laugh, to follow the rules, people of different eras of us are commensurate with brothers according to age, but if he really dares to call Zhao Kuangyin a brother, then he has to find a draw.

Zhao Ji asked me, "Xiaoqiang, where is the place where you said there are many beautiful girls?" ”

I was stunned: "You say a nightclub or a bathing center?" ”

Zhao Ji scratched his head and said, "It's the kind that also likes art." "Oh, you said you hadn't graduated yet." I touched Fu Sudi's head and said, "What are you doing with that?" You just need to teach him well, and let his father reward you a few times. ”

Zhao Ji said unhappily: "Who do you think of me?" I'm also engaged in art. ”

It seems that this loser still retains the last dignity, I was immediately in awe, and just wanted to express my apologies, only to hear Zhao Ji continue: "We are engaged in art, and we pay the most attention to our own hands, what is the meaning of getting enough food and clothing, relying on rewards?" "Saying that, he instructed Fusu Dao." If you want to learn to draw with me, you have to remember these words. ”

Fusu nodded, "Got it." ”

I was angry and laughed, nodded Fusudi's forehead and said, "You just mess around with these messes, it's strange to see your father pass on the throne to you." ”

Fusu pulled away my hand and said disdainfully: "I didn't want to be an emperor in the first place, I was bitter and tired." How picturesque and free. ”

Zhao Ji raised his thumb and said: "Be ambitious, I have to learn this from you." ”

Baozi said to me as he walked: "It's better to have two people, at least one is not doing business." ”

Zhao Ji and Fusu: "..."

As soon as I entered the old campus, it was immediately lively, and the first to pounce out was Liangshan more than one hundred single eight generals, Hua Rongran Winter Night, Fang Zhenjiang Wusong. Including the two Pang Wanchun, the two Deng Yuanjue, and the two Li Tianyan, they all flashed out one-on-one, and they were dizzy to see, Yan Jingsheng was busy with Zhang Luo, and when he saw me coming, he wiped his sweat and smiled: "Xiaoqiang, you can come here today." ”

I answered, pulled him aside and instructed, "Arrange the seats when you eat later." Don't fight is the bottom line. "Although my customers know each other, there is a distinction between familiar and unfamiliar, and Cheng Fengshou Duan Tianwolf and these people, including Tiger, don't know anything, needless to say, they may be able to fight if they discuss the ranking of historical generals or something.

Yan Jingsheng said: "Don't worry, I'll arrange it." He pretended to ask casually, "What about Xiang Yu and Master Li?" ”

I looked left and right and said, "They arrived before me, I don't know where to go." ”

Yan Jingsheng let out an "oh", and wanted to cover up and say, "Mulan is also with them, right?" ”

I looked at each other and smiled. deliberately teased him: "Sister Mulan is not coming." ”

Yan Jingsheng suddenly stammered: "Why? ”

Cao Xiaoxiang ran out of nowhere and interjected: "Dad is lying, I came with Aunt Mulan, and she accompanied Uncle Xiang Yu and Aunt Xiang to find Grandpa Bian Que to see if the fetal position of the little brother in Auntie's belly was correct." ”

I glanced at him and said, "You know the relationship between the characters quite clearly, talk a lot!" ”

No matter how honest Yan Jingsheng was, he knew that I was teasing him, glaring at me angrily, and I smiled and said, "Give you a useful clue... Sister Mulan, her father and mother want her to find a teacher..."

At this time, the heroes all came up one after another, and this time in addition to bullying me, they didn't even let go of my son, this hug and that pinch. I shouldn't go back to the bun like a dirty doll that has been played with, but the little guy doesn't recognize life at all, and even uses the savage taste of the bandits, needless to say, I have recognized more than a hundred godfathers in this circle...

Lu Zhishen stood with Baojin and his brother Baoyin, and said arrogantly: "This little thing looks like a person in my generation, and I think there will be successors in Liangshan in the future." ”

Song Jiang said with deep sorrow: "Brothers. It's important that we find a way out early. Do you really want to be thieves from generation to generation? ”

I didn't think so: "Brother Song Jiang, are you still thinking about Zhao'an?" As I spoke, I glanced at the Golden Vulture intentionally or unintentionally. Now that Diliang Mountain is nominally under his jurisdiction, it will be even more difficult to get the bandits to surrender to him... Jin Wushu saw me glaring at him, and stood up nervously, he was definitely a vulnerable group in Yucai, and Baozi said with a big grin: "You sit down after you are old, you are a guest from afar, and we will forget about that little thing between us." ”

Jin Wushu said: "Next time, you must remember that there is still a face..."

Suddenly, someone said loudly: "If the heroes of Liangshan don't dislike it, they will go back with you, and they will all be added to the ranks." ”

As soon as Cao Xiaoxiang heard this voice, he was overjoyed: "Dad! ”

Don't look at it, I like to recruit talents all the time, that is, Cao Xiaoxiang and his father... Cao Cao is here.

I smiled and said, "Brother Cao, you're running faster than before, and you're here before I even talk about you." Cao Cao came over and shook my hand, and then took out a large handful of business cards made of ivory from his arms to send them to people, and said politely: "Including the eighteen heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, you are welcome to go here at any time." ”

Li Shimin couldn't help but laugh and said: "Lao Cao, it's not kind for you to openly dig into the corner." ”

Genghis Khan also said: "If you really dig up all these people to you, Liu Bei and Sun Quan will no longer have to play with you?" ”

Cao Cao held Cao Xiaoxiang in his arms and said embarrassedly: "Even if you don't help me, it's okay to go to my place to play." ”

Zhu Yuanzhang said: "This old Cao, do you expect us to earn foreign exchange for you?" ”

In the midst of laughter, I beckoned to everyone: "If you have nothing to do, let's go to the auditorium, we have a lot of people today, so we will have dinner there." ”

Song Qing stood up and said: "Leave it to me, I am familiar with this matter." ”

So, Xiaoqiang asked Song Qing to press the banquet in the auditorium to entertain the heroes, and on the way, I met a lot of old friends, including Wang Ben, Zhang Han, Liu Dongyang, Mu Huali, Has'er and Zhu Yuanzhang's Hu Yieryi and Wang Basan, considering that these friends are coming for the first time, in addition to asking Du Xing to prepare the "five-star juniper", I also asked Lao Wu, who is responsible for delivering wine to the bar, to get a cart of foreign wine.

Hua Tuo came with Cao Cao, which will pull An Daoquan and Bian Que to consult Yu Ji together, Yu Ji's pregnancy is only three months later than Baozi, and now her stomach is also up, behind everyone, Xiang Yu and his party have come out, I asked each other, and the three miracle doctors said together: "The fetal position is very positive, and it is absolutely smooth." ”

I asked, "Male or female?" ”

Hua Tuo said: "Looking at the pulse, it should be a boy." ”

His words were immediately ridiculed by Bian Que: "Do you have a pulse to distinguish between men and women?" ”

Hua Tuo felt that he was not as professional as Bian Que in this regard, and said humbly: "Then what do you say?" ”

Bian Que scratched his white hair and said, "Look at the shape, like a girl." ”

An Daoquan couldn't help but sneer: "How can you say that you have also been in modern times for a year, and you don't even believe in science anymore?" ”

Hua Tuo Bian Que suddenly blushed, and said, "What about Brother An?" ”

"Again, believe in science!" An Daoquan said with great ambition, "Haven't you heard of sour and hot girls... Sister of the Xiang family, do you want to eat sour or spicy recently? ”

Hua Tuo Bian Que said in unison: "Get out!" ”

The three of you fight for me like this, Xiang Yu and Hua Mulan supported Yu Ji left and right, they all smiled silently, I saw that the three old men were arguing again, and turned their faces, and said leisurely: "There are X-rays in our Yucai's school hospital, if Brother Yu is willing, I will use that thing, do you think this is more scientific than yours?" ”

Old man, you look at me, I look at you, suddenly very tacitly at the same time, the old brother said to himself: "Let's continue to discuss our anti-cancer thing." ”…

I asked Xiang Yu with a smile: "Brother Yu, what do you mean?" ”

Xiang Yu looked at Yu Ji tenderly and said, "It's still the same sentence, it's the same for boys and girls." ”

I said, "Then let me remind you, it's better to think of the names early, you have to point to a few of us, maybe there is something unpleasant waiting for you!" "Xiao Beast Sheng touched me too much!

The fat man and the second fool rubbed their hands, hehe, laughed evilly...

Xiang Yu said coldly: "I absolutely accept this suggestion!" ”