We stood at the door for less than ten minutes, and several times we tried to get in but were interrupted by enthusiastic visitors, and finally I simply poked at the pick-up point.

Sun Sixin said: "Brother Qiang, this is really not good, you are a school after all, so many people have a good time to celebrate the full moon for children." ”

I clicked my nose and said, "It's all your fault, your face is bigger than your old man and me." "You shouldn't laugh silently.

I asked Sun Sixin, "What should I do as you say?" ”

Sun Sixin said: "Let's just find a reason, how about opening a cultural festival?" ”

I laughed and said, "You kid has enough brains, how did you come up with it?" ”

Sun Sixin also smiled: "What haven't we done in order to cope with the above inspection?" ”

"Hurry up and find someone to write a slogan!" I say.

Baozi's eyes were sharp, and he pointed into the distance: "Who else are you looking for, isn't there a lot of them?" I looked at her hand, and saw a group of old men under Yucai's school flag pointing to the villain flag to comment on their heads, I also laughed, among these people, Wang Xizhi, Yan Zhenqing, Liu Gongquan, Wu Daozi, Yan Liben and Zhang Zeduan were all there, I raised my hand high and said: "All the great gods, are all here?" ”

A group of old men smiled and said, "It's coming, it's coming." ”

I ran over and said, "I'm looking for you." ”

Yan Zhenqing smiled: "Xiaoqiang, are you asking for words or paintings?" ”

I excitedly said, "Ask for both!" "After this village does not have this store, to say that the cultural festival, any of these people in the Mobao out of a piece of rich, I put my thoughts on a say, the old few are worthy of writing "study hard every day" people. immediately understood what I meant, Wang Xizhi said: "I will write you the first cultural festival of Yucai to hang at the door." Yan Zhenqing said: "Then you can write two." I'll add a congratulatory one in front of me and a big one in the back to hang a large auditorium, which can also be used when the meeting is dismissed. "He'll save you trouble.

Yan Liben said: "Then do we want a theme?" ”

"Theme?"

"yes, didn't you watch the theme on TV that mobilizes all mankind to pick up garbage called Global Environmental Protection Day?"

Liu Gongquan said: "I think it's called hope, since it's a full moon for my little nephew, this is more relevant." The crowd applauded.

I said, "The slogan..."

Wu Daozi said: "You don't care about this." Let's help you think, I and Lao Yan and Lao Zhang will paint you some murals with the theme of the child's birth, and tell outsiders that it indicates that our national culture will be revitalized again. ”

I was speechless. In the end, it is a literati, and it is really self-taught to engage in metaphysical things. Liu Gongquan asked me: "Since the theme should not be related, is it good to have only one in the slogan?" ”

"Don't!" Together, I shouldn't just give birth to one, I might as well just do a full moon wine openly to stop!

Several gods went to work separately, and I grabbed Wu Daozi, who was about to leave, and asked, "Eh, where is Li Bai?" "He can return to Yucai must be due to Li Baidi, but I haven't seen this old man for half a day, and it's been many days. I really miss the old drunk.

Wu Daozi pointed casually - under the Yucai Monument not far from us, an old drunk was leaning on the steps of the monument with a bottle of beer, I was immediately amused, and walked over with Baozi's hand, suddenly, I felt Baozi's body stiffen, and his expression became demented, and he muttered: "Teacher Zhang? ”

Beside Li Bai, another old man with white hair was looking up at the statue of Lao Zhang, the first principal of our Yucai. It seems to be talking to Li Bai and talking to himself: "Brother Taibai, this stone statue is still rare and seven points like me-the bones of the dead man, not ashamed of the world, isn't this the poem in your "Chivalrous Journey"? ”

This old man was very familiar just by looking at his back, and when he heard footsteps behind him and turned his head, I couldn't help but be surprised: this person turned out to be the deceased Principal Zhang!

I subconsciously took a step back and stammered, "Zhang... Who are you? ”

Baozi didn't care about handing it over to me, grabbed the old man's shoulders and shook it vigorously in two steps, and said in a trembling voice: "Teacher Zhang." Is that you? ”

The old man said blankly, "Teacher? Have I ever taken in female students? ”

Li Bai narrowed his eyes and said leisurely: "Zimei." This is what I told you about the two of them. Then he turned to me and said, "Xiaoqiang." Remember who I said you Principal Zhang looks like? I brought him with me. ”

I was surprised: "Du Fu? ”

Du Fu kindly took my and Baozi's hands one by one, nodded slowly, and said with relief: "Okay, the confusion between the old man and the vast mansion has finally been solved by you, that Brother Zhang can accept the two of you as students, he knows in the sky, and he should smile at Jiuquan." ”

Baozi said excitedly: "Zhang... Oh no, Mr. Du, I'm your student. ”

Du Fu smiled and nodded, and suddenly took my hand and said, "Although I will only be lucky enough to accept a student like Baozi in my next life, then I am also her elder, you have to treat her well, otherwise-" Speaking of this, the gentle old man's face suddenly changed, and he squeezed my hand hard, causing me to gasp in pain, making me even more convinced that the poet must have done hooliganism...

After working for half a morning, it was already three poles in the morning, and our group barely received most of the visitors, Baozi looked at the watch and said: "Oh, it's not early, what should you do with your dad and my dad?" It's time for dinner. == I saw so many people for a while I must not be able to leave, I was in a hurry, I saw a person just walking in front of me, I grabbed him and said, "Wang Yin! ”

This person is Wang Yin, the leader of our Yucai car group, Wang Yin was stunned and said: "Xiaoqiang? Do? ”

I said, "You have worked hard, get in the car and go to the parents who brought me and the buns to us last time I got married." ”

Wang Yin said bitterly: "I don't dare to work hard, but I can't drive." ”

I jumped up and said, "Damn, if you don't want to go, just say you don't want to go, can you find a better excuse?" You don't know how to drive -- how did you get down the ground with your transport in those years? ”

Wang Yin hurriedly said: "Who? The grandson just ran the transport! ”

A bus stopped next to us. A person's head poked out of the car window and said angrily: "Who scolded Lao Tzu? ”

I fainted when I saw it—another Wang Yin!

Wang Yin saw that it was Wang Yin, so he turned angry and smiled: "Big brother." Is that you? ”

Wang Yin's No. 1 booth said to me, "You understand, right? ”

I scratched my head and said, "Hehe, I'm sorry, Brother Wang, I thought you were him." ”

Wang Yin asked No. 2: "Xiaoqiang has something to do with me?" ”

As soon as I told the two old men about the matter, Wang Yin said briskly: "Okay, leave it to me." "Directly hang on second gear, step on the accelerator and fly away. Wang Yin No. 1 was fascinated: "It's harder to drive this thing than to ride a horse, right?" ”

I smiled and said, "You have to ask Xiang Yu about this, he has the best experience." "Anyway, it took two or three days for Xiang Yu to learn to drive a big man who didn't rely on intelligence to become famous, and I still don't know how to ride a horse.

I asked, "That's right." Brother Yu, what about them? ”

Wu Sangui, who had been silently following behind us, said, "I heard someone say just now that they have arrived. ”

Baozi said to me, "The old people will arrive in a while, so let's arrange them in the private seat," said Baozi in a low voice, "Now no one asks me if I have milk or not." ”

Liu Bang didn't know where to go, Wu Sangui had been looking around since he entered the school, I said, "Third brother, what are you looking for, there are beautiful women?" ”

I didn't finish a word, and three big beauties appeared at 1 o'clock in front of me, two of whom knew each other. One is Liu Bangdi's original match for Lu Hou, and the other is Wu Zetian, both of them have a good temperament, and they don't know if they bought it or brought it with their own land, but the other one doesn't know it, he is about forty years old, with white skin, long hair and a shawl, three points of charm and seven points of innocence. Although he is no longer young, he is still beautiful, accompanied by three women, all of whom are in long skirts and swaying on the ground, with novel eyes, walking in it and causing electric eyes to fly, I said strangely: "Hey, there are really beautiful women." Who's that guy with long hair? ”

Wu Sangui couldn't help but say that he stepped forward and grabbed the hand of the long-haired beauty. I exclaimed: "Third brother, steady!" This is not a strong robbery of people's daughters! ”

Wu Sangui glared at me, pulled the beautiful woman to us and said, "Xiaoqiang." Let me introduce, this is your sister-in-law, Chen Yuanyuan. ”

I looked at Baozi and hurriedly shouted, "Sister-in-law! ”

Chen Yuanyuan saluted us shyly and timidly, and blew like a land: "I have seen two nobles, and I have heard His Majesty mention them every day, which is really a blessing in three lives." "Empress Lu and Wu Zetian were already familiar with us, and they waved casually to me and Baozi, giggling on the side.

Wu Sangui said: "Yuanyuan, Xiaoqiang is his own person, you don't have to be polite in the future." He pointed to the bun and said, "This is the bun I often tell you, Xiaoqiang once became angry at the crown and recruited more than 300,000 troops from eight countries to besiege Jin Wushu, that is to save your sister." ”

Chen Yuanyuan looked at me with wide eyes, took the hand of the bun and looked at it carefully for a while, and said with emotion: "My sister is really blessed to have such a generous and affectionate husband." ”

Although Baozi has no culture, after all, she is Du Fu's only female protégé, and she knows that she is far from "Hongyan", so she said embarrassedly: "Look at what you said." ”

We: "..."

I chatted with Chen Yuanyuan for a while, and the two mature women of the emperor's family next to me teased me, and Empress Lu sighed: "It was very troublesome to give birth to this little guy at the beginning, and I also worried a lot, and it has been a month since this blink of an eye." ”

Baozi said: "That's it, I haven't taken care of Sister Xie Lu yet." ”

Lu Hou said: "Thank you, I'm not the godmother of this kid - by the way, Baozi, do you have milk?" ”

Buns: "..."

In order to change the topic, I hurriedly said, "Third brother, my sister-in-law has just arrived, so you can accompany her around." Then I glared at Empress Lu and deliberately said in a rough voice, "What about your man?" ”

Lu Hou crossed his waist and said, "I still have to ask you, I have heard, he has a side room with you, right?" ”

I wondered, "Aren't you not objecting?" ”

Lu Hou smiled and said, "Did I say it?" ”

… Liu Bang is really right, it is impossible for a woman to tell you the truth in this regard.

I couldn't afford to hide, I was about to run away with the bun, but Lu Hou grabbed me and said, "Don't go, I and the Li family's sister don't know anything here, at least that Chen Yuanyuan knows glass, what if you leave and let us sell it?" ”

I said in my heart that you want to let people sell Liu Bang and maybe how to thank me, but there is no way, through getting along a few times, I think that Lu Hou is actually okay, probably because I have no interest in her with Baozi, anyway, we are very honest with the two of us, we can't just ignore the cheap traffickers, I stomped left and right, and saw that Tong Yuan had just finished class, and I shouted: "Zhenjiang's family, come and greet the next person." ”

Tong Yuan originally had a few female apprentices around him who asked questions, and they all giggled and ran away when they heard me shout like this, Tong Yuan came over with a sullen face, squinted his eyes, and took two bites of my son as usual, and then scolded me: "Can you pay attention to your image?" ”

I said locally: "I was originally a bandit on Liangshan, how can I pay attention?" ”

Tong Yuan: "..."

I smiled and said, "Seriously, I'll introduce you to two distinguished guests." "There's no need to hide it from Tong Yuan, I told her the identities of the two wealthy mature women, Tong Yuan pulled me aside and said in surprise: "And what about Wu Zetian?" ”

"You don't care who it is, our Liangshan's family should have the courage to discriminate and dare to pull the emperor off the horse and come to my house for a day - now I give you a task, take them to the school to have a casual look, remember not to go to the No. 3 teaching building, there is a hanging piece of Wu Zetian in that building..."

Tong Yuan is a modern person anyway, and after listening to my introduction, he smiled at Lu Hou and Wu Zetian with some embarrassment: "Two, we have different rituals, forgive me for not being able to kneel and bow to you." ”

Empress Lu didn't care, but stared at Tong Yuan's face and said, "Ah, this sister's skin is so good." ”

Wu Zetian said: "It's still very fragrant." ”

Tong Yuan said shyly: "Yes, it's all the credit of cosmetics." ”

The second girl's eyes suddenly lit up and said, "Ah, then you have to tell us about this cosmetics." ”

Tong Yuan took out all kinds of bottles and cans from her bag and led the two of them away and said, "This is facial cleanser, this is perfume..."

Wu Zetian said heartily: "Sister, your bag is so beautiful." ”

Tong Yuan: "If you like it, I'll give it to you." ”

Wu Zetian: "How can I ask for your things for nothing, I will buy it with money, how much is my sister's bag?" ”

"It's not expensive, just more than 300 yuan."

"More than 300 yuan is how many Yucai coins? Our Datang local currency is one to six against Yucai coin. ”

"Our Han Dynasty is one to three to five."

… The three of them finally walked away.