After I won the battle, people, especially the 54 people, looked at me differently, and most of them thought that I was incapable of doing it - of course, they were right.

But we have a golden finger, we have cookies, we are the male protagonist, copying Guan Yu is all abuse, wait until I catch the wild Ultraman...

The first few times I used biscuits were basically for self-preservation, this time it was the initiative to attack, and achieved good results, not to mention that the 5 on the mountain was impressed by me, in fact, even Yucai's 5 didn't know what was going on with me, but they could see from my embarrassed dismount that Shengshi Bao was by no means my strength, with this victory, the little soldier who gave me the flag also stood up with his head held high, and raised my white flag in the Southern Song Dynasty to be seen.

Fang La's face was gloomy, and he waved his hand, and the army slowly retreated, and Fang Jie and the others felt that they were behind the palace.

My legs and feet are sore, especially my two hands, and I can't even press the lighter when I pump it, this is still my recent diligent physical training, and I have to scrap my paws before resting, and I recently learned a very interesting way to do push-ups with Garfield - prone today, support tomorrow.

The Liangshan army also reorganized the team and returned to the camp, I looked left and right, and suddenly remembered: "By the way, what about the person I captured?" ”

Zhang Shun smiled at me, and I was happy when I saw it: it was Li Tianyan.

This poor man, who has 3 pieces of pocket money every day in his next life, will be full of momentum, and he is still scolding as if he was tied up with a big rope, I kicked him and laughed: "It's you?" ”

Li Tianyan was stunned: "You know me?" Then he scolded, "There is a kind of you let go of me, let's fight to the death!" "He should be very unconvinced when he was caught by me, indeed, if he hadn't been bent on covering Shi Bao just now, he wouldn't have opened the door wide and was photographed by me.

Are the generals of ancient times so messing around after they were caught? I glared at him, "Phew." has a face and no face, like a zongzi, why should Lao Tzu fight with you again, I will live and die? ”

Li Tianyan raised his neck and said, "If you want to kill, you have to give the master a good time!" ”

I sighed, "It's useless, I'll kill you, you're happy?" Besides, it's been thousands of years. Can you say something fresh after you're caught? ”

Wu Yong said: "Someone is coming." Escort the enemy generals down. Then he whispered to the two minions, "Don't embarrass him too much." ”

At this time, Wang Taiwei suddenly appeared mysteriously and said to Song Jiang: "Since you have captured the leader of the traitors, you should kill the sacrificial flag, which is also encouraging."

Without waiting for Song Jiang to say anything, Hu Sanniang shouted: "Let your mother fart, what should I do if I kill him and my man?" ”

Song Jiang hurriedly said: "The third sister must not be rude. Only then did he say to Wang Taiwei in embarrassment, "This... It's really harder. Keeping this person can still blackmail that Fang La, or the two sides exchange hostages, but Lord Wang can rest assured, we will finally kill the traitors one by one and take the Ming court decree. Seeing that everyone's eyes were not good, Wang Taiwei had to leave with his hands behind his back, muttering in his mouth: "What kind of exchange, there are only eight of them in total, and one less to kill." You've got a hundred and eight..."

Hu Sanniang said angrily: "As soon as the matter of Fang Ladi is finished, I will have to unload this old king in eight pieces!" ”

I looked up at Fang La's army, their large army had all been evacuated, and Fang Jie was sitting on his horse with Fang Tian's halberd in his hand, coldly guarding us. From the attitude of Jun Rong and Fang La, I can't see that the other party is any loose and discouraged, and it seems that I have a lot of psychological preparation for the hardships of this battle, and I have a headache in the face of such a situation.

In this way, the two armies lost one general each on the first day of fighting, and they had to wait and see for the time being. Wu and I had a meeting with them, and we didn't come up with any brilliant ideas. But they waited in the tent.

In the evening, a flash of brilliance suddenly flashed in the camp of Liangshan. My van is back.

Everyone hurriedly went out to watch together, the cab door opened, but Wang Yin walked out, many people suddenly made a big noise, Hu Yanzhuo subconsciously grabbed his hand on the double whip, in the morning he had already gone through hundreds of moves with Wang Yin, at this time, he couldn't help but be surprised when he saw the enemy suddenly appear outside his Chinese army tent, Wang Yin looked at everyone, smiled and raised his hand: "Meet again!" ”

I held down Hu Yanzhuo and wondered, "What about Zhenjiang?" ”

Wang Yin said: "Zhenjiang was afraid of driving the car to the Tang Dynasty, so he replaced me as an old driver." ”

The back door opened with a bang, Fang Zhenjiang jumped down, and then reached out and pulled out a big beauty with long hair fluttering, I said frantically: "Why did you bring Tong Yuan too?" ”

Fang Zhenjiang spread his hands and said: "Who let her see me, I heard that I was going to Liangshan, she had to follow." ”

As soon as Tong Yuan got out of the car, Wu Song walked up and patted Fang Zhenjiang on the shoulder and asked, "This is my brother and sister, haha, it's so beautiful, you kid is not shallow." ”

When Tong Yuan saw Wu Song, she was taken aback and said, "You..."

Fang Zhenjiang grabbed her waist and said, "You just call him big brother, and I will explain to you slowly when I have time, now I am fighting." He said to me a little unnaturally, "Anyway, sooner or later, I'll have to tell her, so I'll bring her here." ”

Hu Sanniang stepped forward and grabbed Tong Yuan and said affectionately: "Sister, welcome to Liangshan, you see if you are willing to be a family member or want to officially join the gang, if you want to join the gang, you will fight a flag with me..."

This will be from the car and several men, led by Lao Wang - Fang La, shaved the board inch is Deng Yuanjue Baojin, carrying a travel bag is the fat version of Pang Wanchun, when the last person came down, many people shouted again: Isn't this Li Tianyan who has been captured?

As soon as Li Tianyan got out of the car, he said with a sad face: "We have to do something quickly, my wife will give me two days off." ”

Lao Wang saw Lu Junyi at a glance, went over and dragged his hand and laughed: "Brother Lu, we met again, and I really answered what you said when you left, and we can make trouble together again." ”

Lu Junyi smiled: "But isn't it, I didn't expect our next life to come so soon." ”

Lu Zhishen had been staring straight at Bao Jin since the Four Heavenly Kings got out of the car, and suddenly an arrow stepped up and glared at him, "Which one are you?" ”

Bao Jin said with mixed emotions: "Brother, I am your brother." ”

Lu Zhishen said angrily: "I'm your grandfather!" ”

Everyone was busy laughing and persuading: "Don't be annoyed, don't be annoyed, it's really your brother..."

Pang Wanchun looked at the two Hua Rong and was a little stupid, and he didn't distinguish them until he saw Hua 2's handlebar bow. He walked straight up to Hua 1 and said, "I've already competed with your brother, but we still have to compete." ”

Hua 1 smiled: "Didn't we have a draw, I'm Ran Dongye - I and Hua Rong exchanged bows." ”

Pang Wanchun: "..."

The bandits met with the Four Heavenly Kings. It was really lively for a while. The others were stunned and finally knew that what I said in advance was all the truth, and Song Jiang rubbed his hands and stomped his feet on the side, unable to say a word.

I saw that it was almost over, and waved my hand vigorously: "Brothers, there is time after the old time, and I have to deal with Fang La first... Well, it's to persuade Fang La to withdraw from the army. ”

Lao Wang said: "Well, it is." Then let's hurry up and try to get this done for him before tomorrow. ”

Everyone was speechless, Fang La's army of more than 100,000 people could do it in one night? This carpenter is ruthless enough. Lao Wang asked me, "I heard them say that you arrested Li Tianyan during the day?" ”

I said, "Well, this kid isn't a thing, and I'm going to have to live or die." ”

Lao Wang smiled: "It's okay, you take me to meet him, tonight's affairs may have to fall on him." ”

At that moment, I took Lao Wang and them to see Li Tianyan. Tong Yuan is said to have slept as soon as she got in the car, so she didn't see the time and place scene in the timeline, and thought she was really going to Liangshan for a trip, but when she got out of the car, she felt that something was wrong, it would be like being drunk and half-asleep. Hu Sanniang dragged her to go to the house with Sun Erniang and Gu Sister-in-law, only to hear Sun Erniang scream: "Ah, Xiaoyuan's bag is so beautiful, come back and bring me one..."

We came to guard the prisoners' tents, and I took a cautious step back. Lao Wang walked in first. The thunderbolt was still tied up, and it felt like someone had come in. Gritting his teeth and cursing again, Lao Wang squatted down and smiled: "Brother, are you okay?" ”

Li Tianyan glanced at him, but there was no reaction, that was because although Lao Wang was the reincarnation of Fang La, his appearance was very different at the moment, but looking to the side, Li Tianyan was shocked: "Wang Shangshu? Deng Guoshi? Why are you here... Have you been captured too? Although there are differences between Wang Yin and Baojin's clothing and hairstyles, they are still very similar in general, so Li Tianyan recognized the two of them at once.

In the next second, Li Tianyan saw the last person to come in, and couldn't help but straighten up in shock, and said ajectorically: "You are..."

Li Tianyan sighed and said, "What should I call you, hey, just call you big brother like they do, big brother, I'm here to see you." ”

Li Tianyan, who was bound, rolled his eyes, and shouted angrily as if he understood something: "I understand, you are Liangshan thieves who disguised themselves to prepare to deceive my camp!" ”

Lao Wang shook his head and said, "Who are you going to take a good look at me?" ”

Li Tianyan stared at him for a long time, and hesitated: "You are a little like my big brother...", he suddenly laughed sharply, "In comparison, your disguise skills are much worse!" ”

Lao Wang sat on the ground and hugged his knees, a little at a loss and said, "How should I tell you--Tianyan, you should come." ”

Li Tianyan sat side by side with his predecessor, and said leisurely: "Big brother, do you remember that when we were 16 years old, we liked to grind tofu and the second daughter of Widow Sun's family?" ”

Li Tianyan No. 1 tilted his head, looked at No. 2 in surprise, and finally sneered: "I didn't expect you to work so hard to find out what happened to me in the past." ”

Li Tianyan No. 2 was not discouraged and said: "Okay, this doesn't count, let's say that some people don't know - you have a total of 4 wives, and your favorite is the third wife Xiaoni..."

Li Tianyan No. 1 said coldly: "... Although I usually don't pretend to the four of them, since you are so attentive to me, it is naturally not difficult to see that I am partial to the third child. ”

No. 2 Li Tianyan said: "Don't worry, I haven't finished talking yet, the reason why you spoil her has never told others, right?" Then I'll tell you, you spoil her for nothing else, just because she has two tiger teeth, and likes to gently bite the back of your hand when she sleeps. ”

Li No. 1's face turned red in an instant, and he shouted, "You... You can't peek at us sleeping, do you? ”

Li No. 2 was also slightly embarrassed and said, "Peek at something." You are who I am you, do you believe in reincarnation - when I grow up, I will be you. I am your earthly afterlife. ”

People still believe in this. Li No. 1 couldn't help but look at Li No. 2 with a different look, and finally shook his head and said: "No matter what you say, I just can't believe you, you have to have a heart, and come to me after this battle is over." It seems that he is still worried that this is the enemy's trick.

Li Tianyan No. 2 said angrily: "Why are you so stubborn, I wasn't like this in my previous life - forget it..." "Then I'll tell you something that only you know..."

We all looked at him curiously, Li Tianyan turned around twice, as if it was particularly difficult to speak, and finally made up his mind to lie on Li No. 1's ear and whispered a few words...

"Huh?" Li No. 1's face changed in an instant, and his eyes stared at Li No. 2 without blinking: "How do you know?" ”

Li Tianyan calmed down his emotions for a moment before he said, "You should always believe me now, right?" ”

Li No. 1 cried and said, "If you don't believe it, you can't do it." ”

"Oh, don't you say this earlier?" Wang Yin impatiently walked behind Li No. 1 to untie his rope, and then asked the two Li Tianyan with a little curiosity: "Eh, what are you talking about?" ”

Erli shook his head in unison: "Don't say, don't say..."

Lao Wang smiled and said, "Tianyan." Now you understand, Wang Shangshu and Deng Guoshi, like your brother, are people after reincarnation, and the reason why we are here is to tell you all. We can't fight with Liangshan anymore..."Lao Wang briefly told Li Tianyan No. 1 about the tragic results of Fang La and Liangshan last time, and then said a few words about the axis of the human world and the idea of the surface.

Li No. 1 looked me up and down a few times, and said to Lao Wang: "Brother Fang, what are you going to do?" ”

Lao Wang said: "Now the only way to rely on you to bring us into the big tent to see Fang La, and then I will tell him." ”

Li No. 1 heard that it was still the case. After all, I can't rest assured. Glancing at me suspiciously, Li No. 2 said, "What." Can't you trust us? ”

Li 1 looked at Li 2, stomped his feet and said: "Hey, you even know about it, even if you are a spy, I will admit it!" Come with me. ”

We couldn't help but double our curiosity and asked, "What the hell is going on?" ”

Erli shook his head in unison again: "Don't say, don't say..."

At this time, it was completely dark, and after convincing Li Tianyan, we said hello to the heroes and rushed out of the Liangshan camp at night to rush to Fang Lajun.

Along the way, the two Li Tianyan chatted for a while, but it seemed that Li 1 was still interrogating him because he didn't believe Li 2, but the more he talked, the more right he became, and when he arrived outside Fang Layuan's door, Li 1 had been completely taken down.

When the soldiers guarding the gate of the camp saw someone approaching in the dark, they immediately shouted: "Who, stop, or you will release the arrows!" ”

Li Tianyan No. 1 took a few steps forward and shouted, "It's me." ”

The soldier was pleasantly surprised when he saw the comer: "It's General Li, are you back?" ”

Li Tianyan nodded and said, "Open the door quickly, I'm going to see Brother Fang." ”

For a while, the camp door was wide open, Li Tianyan took the lead in front, we all wore sticky hats and followed silently behind, and soon came in front of the Chinese military tent, everyone dismounted together, and walked into the big tent without waiting for the guards to report.

Fang La was studying the battle situation with the remaining Seven Heavenly Kings, and suddenly saw a group of people walking in at the door, the first one was Li Tianyan, who was captured during the day, and couldn't help but rub his eyes and said: "Is it that I am dreaming or dazzled, is it really my brother who is back?" ”

Shi Bao, who was next to Fang La, looked up and said in ecstasy: "Brother Li, is it really you?" Although Bao Jin said that the relationship between the eight heavenly kings was not deep, but Li Tianyan was captured after all to save him, and when he saw him again, he couldn't help but step forward and hug Li Tianyan, looked him up and down carefully, and said: "How did you escape, did they embarrass you, if the eldest brother is not angry, he will chop up that dwarf." ”

As soon as the others saw Li Tianyan return safely, they all said hello, and Li Tianyan let us out in a flash, and said, "Brother Fang, I'll introduce you to a few friends." ”

Let's take the hat off. That Shi Bao was the first to see me, pulled out his knife in his hand with a click, and said, "Brother Li." Did he hold you hostage? ”

Li Tianyan waved his hand and said, "Put the knife away." Here's the case..."

At this time, Wang Yin and Deng Yuanjue in Fang La's tent also found a copy of themselves, and the two tough guys who killed people without blinking couldn't help but shout, Lao Wang took his hat in his hand and fanned the wind, looked at Fang La and smiled slightly: "Brother Fang, guess who I am?" ”

Fang La was originally a rough man, even if he saw fierce beasts and evil ghosts on weekdays, he might not be able to frown, but when he was paired with Lao Wang, he couldn't help but say stupidly: "You brother has never seen it." But it's so familiar..."

Lao Wang pressed his hands weakly: "Brothers, sit down and say." As soon as he came to the barracks, he had a generous big brother demeanor, and these people in the tent were all his lifelong friends, and everyone unconsciously had a good impression of him, and they all sat down slowly.

Lao Wang looked at Li Tianyan No. 1 and said, "Brother, it's better for you to take the lead." ”

Li No. 1 reasoned about his thoughts, and said slowly: "Brother Fang, brothers, these people I brought are not outsiders..."

Throughout the narration. Li Tianyan's words were interrupted many times by the Seven Heavenly Kings who were full of questions, and finally when they finally roughly figured out the situation, the big tent fell into extreme calm, and the Seven Heavenly Kings looked at Li Tianyan beside him, looking at each other but not knowing where to start.

A moment later. Wy... No. 1 couldn't help jumping up anymore, pointed at Wang Yin No. 2 and shouted: "I don't care about anything else, I have to make me believe this nonsense unless you and my subordinates see the truth!" ”

Wang Yin No. 1 looked at him with disdain and said, "I knew you were thinking this way from the moment I entered the account, and there was no surprise at all!" ”

I whispered to Wang Yin, "You don't want to make him believe in your privacy as soon as you say something?" ”

Wang Yin rolled his eyes and said, "How can I have so many fancy intestines?" ”

“… Then you two will fight outside first, and then come in when you are done. ”

The two Wang Yin went out...

Pang Wanchun said depressedly: "That... Everybody. Don't know me anymore? ”

Pang Wanchun No. 1 said: "Who are you?" ”

Pang Wanchun No. 2 said with a bitter face: "I am you." Aren't I just a little fat? ”

Pang Wanchun No. 1: "Then let's compare the two of you?" ”

I said, "You two are out there too!" ”

After Er Wang and Er Pang left, Bao Jin looked at Deng Yuanjue. Deng Yuanjue looked at Baojin, and the two suddenly said in unison: "If you don't fight, you won't fight, we won't fight." ”

I wondered, "Why don't you two fight?" ”

Er Deng smiled at the same time: "Let's just wait for the results of those two pairs." ”

… This is the wisdom of Buddhism!

Lao Wang sat down beside Fang La, both of them were a little uncomfortable, after all, the feeling of talking to himself is not something that everyone can experience, Fang Jie and Shi Bao looked at these two people, temporarily petrified...

Lao Wang spoke first: "Brother--they are usually called eldest brother in charge of this side later, I am a few years older than you, so I will take advantage of you and call you brother, brother, why did you rebel have you thought about it?" ”

Fang La stretched out his big hand and scratched his face: "One foot deep and one foot shallow, it seems that it has suddenly become like this, as for what, I really haven't thought about it - for what?" ”

Lao Wang smiled: "This is already on the point, you rebelled at first because you didn't want to be bullied, for the neighbors to be able to eat well, but I didn't expect that the more you develop, the bigger and bigger, in the end you can't help yourself, everyone trusts you, want to follow you to live a good life, you in order not to disappoint them, you can only continue to rush forward, in fact, you don't want to be an emperor at all, you are even more tired of fighting and killing, you lack the necessary ambition to be an emperor, you just want to express your anger, so as to tell the bastard emperor, You Fang La is not easy to bully, as for the result, you have never seriously thought about it, deep down in your heart you already know that the uprising will not succeed, but you tell yourself, whatever, it is good to have a vigorous one. ”

With a "snap", Fang La slapped his thigh heavily, and said a little excitedly: "That's what I thought, but it's not as good as you say." ”

I didn't expect that the old carpenter's eloquence was so handsome, and I wanted to cry a little when I said something like a hypnotist. But this may have something to do with the fact that he is talking to himself, what Fang La thinks, except for Fang La, there is no one more clear than him, plus the old carpenter has been poor and wandering in society for half his life, so the words he said carried a heavy weight that had been through vicissitudes.

Lao Wang said: "I also figured out these things at the end, and many of them were figured out not long ago, so brother, you can't succeed, in this case, the court is a mess, then let it rot, as long as you can't bully us again, whatever, collect the troops - find a remote place to live your own life, friends come and have good wine, jackals come and have shotguns." ”

Fang La was silent, turned his head to look at Fang Jie for a long time, and said, "You also heard, there will be no success with me, what do you mean?" ”

Shi Bao didn't care and said: "Big brother, no matter what, we will follow you, there is a sentence that this old man said I love to hear, whatever, it's good to have a vigorous show!" ”

Fang Jie said with a calm face: "Uncle, don't be fooled, I see that these people were sent by the imperial court to persuade them to surrender, and they knew that they couldn't say it, so they resorted to such a trick." ”

Fang La shook his head gloomily and said, "What he said is right, you don't understand." ”

Lao Wang smiled: "Let's not talk about it first, right, I know you are still doubting my identity, just now I learned a trick from Tianyan, and now I will tell you a secret that only you and I know, if it is right, you can no longer treat me as an outsider." Without waiting for Fang La's consent, Lao Wang attached to Fang La's ear and didn't know what to say, Fang La was just like Li Tianyan's apprentice who was stunned and changed color, stood up violently and grabbed Lao Wang's hand and said, "You will be my eldest brother in the future!" ”

The people present asked Fang La almost at the same time: "What did he tell you?" ”

The two Fang Las shook their heads and smiled in unison: "Don't say, don't say..."