Chapter Eighty-Three: Follow Me, There's Meat to Eat

As she spoke, a young girl bowed her head and entered the tent, wearing a red dress, with a smile on the corner of her mouth, she looked up at me first and stood beside Xiang Yu, and said, "King, who is this?" "Just looking at the appearance, it is Zhang Bing... That is, the appearance of Xiaohuan beside her in the afterlife.

I wondered in my heart, since Xiang Yu hadn't become the overlord of Western Chu at this time, why did Yu Ji call him the king?

Since Yu Ji came in, Xiang Yu looked at her blankly, Yu Ji just looked at me, unaware, Xiang Yu suddenly hugged her in his arms, Yu Ji said softly, giggled.

Xiang Yu closed his eyes, as if he was fully feeling everything about Yu Ji, and muttered after a long time: "Ah Yu, it's good to see you..."

Yu Jiqi said: "King, didn't we just separate? She struggled slightly, and seeing that Xiang Yu was resolute, she simply snuggled her head on Xiang Yu's shoulder, and at the same time stared at me with a pair of big eyes, as if she noticed that Xiang Yu's change was because of my arrival, and there was some playfulness and curiosity in her eyes, like a kitten seeing a ball of yarn rolling.

After a long time, Xiang Yu still didn't mean to let go, Yu Ji gently patted his back, and called in a low voice: "King..." A girl like her is more likely to become popular as the little girl next door.

Xiang Yu pressed a pair of big hands on Yu Ji's shoulders, took a good look at her a few more times, laughed heartily, and suddenly said loudly: "Pass my order, my brother is here today, double happiness is coming, the whole army celebrates, eat meat!" He was happy, but a little unintelligible. It was also a bit confusing to pass down the order, but later I learned that Xiang Yujun's celebration at this time could only eat meat, and they were still in a difficult period. It's impossible to want to drink.

Yu Ji blinked her eyes and asked, "King, why is there a double happiness and a joy?" ”

Xiang Yu didn't explain either, and said, "Ah Yu." You go and prepare first, I have something to say with my Xiaoqiang brother. ”

Yu Ji responded obediently, took Xiaohuan's hand and walked out.

I couldn't help but sigh: "There is a saying called bystander Qing, which is really true." ”

Xiang Yu wondered, "What do you mean?" ”

"No matter how similar Zhang Bing looks, you shouldn't admit it. Sister-in-law, that's really not something that ordinary people can pretend. "Of course, I mean to flatter Yu Ji when I say this, but it is also sincere, just a quick glance. Yu Ji left a deep impression on me. That's really quiet, like a rabbit. Coupled with those talking eyes, such a woman is definitely a goblin that comes out of a thousand years. The difference is that Yu Ji, a little goblin, is only willing to seduce Xiang Yu, a man, no wonder Xiang Yu loves her to death. And the reincarnated Zhang Bing is much more rigid.

Xiang Yu smiled and said, "Don't talk about this, I won't have to be separated from Ah Yu in the future." Xiang Yu said this, shaking me desperately, "Thank you, Xiaoqiang." I could see his eyes slowly changing, from disbelief and confusion at the beginning to infinite excitement and surprise.

After hearing this, I also followed for a while, Xiang Yu is now prescient, so how to fight that battle? Even if it is for Yu Ji, he will not be trapped by Liu Bang again, and then this trouble will still be mine, but this is a dead knot, for the balance of the human axis, Xiang Yu can only die...

I said, "Brother Yu, what are you going to do with Bangzi?" ”

Xiang Yu said: "Don't worry, I won't touch him until you give him food, and besides, we are still allies now, and I still point to him to help me fight the Qin army." ”

I just relaxed a little, in this case, Liu Bang still has a few years to mess around, and there should be no problems during this time, because Xiang Yu can be said to have won a hundred battles during this time, and he naturally will not take the initiative to change all this.

I asked, "Where are we now, didn't you say that you just finished selling iron?" ”

Xiang Yu said with a smile: "Behind our army is the Julu City of Zhao Kingdom, and now Zhang's Qin army is still stationed diagonally opposite us, I have to lead this group of grandsons to eliminate them." ”

It turned out that at this time, the battle of Julu had indeed been completed, and there were many princes who came to save Zhao, but they were frightened by the powerful Qin army before, if it weren't for Xiang Yu arriving in time with the Chu army and staging a broken boat, the coalition army is likely to have been broken.

At this time, someone reported: "The envoy of the King of Chu heard that Duke Lu (Xiang Yu is titled at the moment) met with his brother, and he came to celebrate." ”

I was curious: "Who is the king of Chu?" ”

Xiang Yu said contemptuously: "Xiong Xin, what is it to celebrate, it's just to find an excuse to urge me to return to the division, the surname Xiong is very fucking, and he wants to contain me everywhere, this time he sent a man named Song Yi to be a general, and he almost missed the fighter." ”

I hurriedly asked, "Isn't the general you?" ”

Xiang Yu said: "Yes, didn't I kill him." ”

I'm cold.

At this time, the messenger had already come in, prostrate on the ground and said, "Congratulations to Lu Gong..."

Xiang Yu raised his hand and said impatiently: "Okay, okay, you get up, I'll tell you again, the Qin army can't go back to the division if it doesn't die, so go out if you don't have anything else." ”

The messenger was sincerely afraid, and he didn't dare to say much when he heard Xiang Yu say this, so he walked backwards, Xiang Yu beckoned: "When you come back, I think of something." ”

The messenger stood in haste to his feet.

Xiang Yu held his chin and said: "It won't take many days for the world to be calm, our Chu State has contributed the most, and the king should also be called the emperor." ”

After all, this is a good thing, and when the messenger heard this, he was immediately overjoyed, and he lay on the ground and said, "Everything depends on Lu Gong." ”

Xiang Yu hummed and said: "I think you will be called the Emperor of Righteousness, you go and tell Your Majesty, and then tell him that I have given myself the title of the Overlord of Western Chu, and let him tell the world, go." ”

After the messenger left. Xiang Yu looked at me who was glaring at him and said, "That is, a few days earlier, it was time to be crowned king after cleaning up the chapter." ”

I said, "You're too rude to your boss, aren't you?" ”

Xiang Yu sneered and said: "What boss, this is the same as doing business, the rich is the boss, now that my company has been listed, there is no need for him to be a cover, if he is smart and get out of the way as soon as possible, I can still leave him a position as a director." Speaking of this, Yu smiled and said, "Look at what I'm talking nonsense now, just now I wanted to say why the Qin army is not destroyed." Later, I remembered that this was Huo Quai's line. "In fact, Xiang Yu wants to deliberately change history from now on, and he may not know if Huo Qu's disease will be in the future. This shows that Xiang Yu has been a modern person for a year, and he has begun to take the established history as a matter of course.

"By the way, Brother Yu, since you haven't been an overlord yet, why does your sister-in-law call you a king?"

Xiang Yu said tenderly: "She has always called me that in private. When we first met, she was still child-like, and she thought it was majestic. Xiang Yu suddenly stabbed me and said, "Eh, is there any smoke?" As soon as you eat it, your habitual addiction to cigarettes is still coming up. ”

I laughed and handed him the half box of treasures in the car. Xiang Yu took out one and put it on his mouth to look at me, I spread my hands and said, "No fire." He took the flint candlestick and tinkered with it for a long time before he lit the cigarette, took a puff and said, "You can root it too." ”

"I'll go back and smoke again... You'll have to quit after smoking this half box. I can't bring this thing. ”

Xiang Yu picked up the bunch of things I brought over and looked at them, picked up my car keys, and said with bright eyes: "When the heat is over, I will drive two laps, and my hands are still itchy." ”

“… You just go up and sit down. There is not much oil. ”

At this time, Yu Jiyi bowed her head and came in. Seeing Xiang Yu holding a small paper stick in his hand, he blew a cigarette vigorously. Qi said: "What are you doing, king?" ”

Xiang Yu hurriedly snuffed out the cigarette, and I didn't react for a while and said, "Sister-in-law won't let you smoke?" "After the bun was pregnant, I was not allowed to smoke it at home.

Xiang Yu beckoned: "Ah Yu is here." Let me give you a formal introduction, this is my brother Xiao Qiang, you can call him Xiaoqiang. ”

Yu Ji laughed and said: "What an interesting name, when did you meet, why have I never seen you and never heard the king talk about you?" ”

I took Yu Jidi's hand and shook it, and said, "Sister-in-law, the real long-term admiration... Oh, we are friends of our fathers, and my daughter-in-law also has a surname. ”

Yu Ji was not used to withdrawing her hand, nor was she angry, scratching her head to look at Xiang Yu, her eyes were full of question marks, Xiang Yu laughed, grabbed her little waist and said, "Ah Yu, I'm so happy!" ”

It's so familiar with the lines, I said knowingly, "That... It's time for me to avoid it, I went out for a walk, and it was really the first time I visited a military base. ”

When I came outside, I was greeted by two patrolmen who hurriedly saluted me and said, "General Xiao." ”

Hey, I'm beautiful, our Xiaoqiang will be a general in a blink of an eye, when I used to be a student in military training, I called our platoon commander by name and said that I was fortunate not to join the army, or I must be a bad soldier, borrow his auspicious words, we will be a general directly...

But being a general is also very tired, let's just say that my armor, conservatively estimated to be 30 pounds, this does not bring weapons and helmets, wear this set of family goods, once you lose the battle, you don't want to go anywhere without riding, is this a trick that makes people have to work hard?

Because I was afraid of getting lost, I walked around the Chinese military tent a few times, and all the soldiers who saw me were respectful and affectionate, I was the brother of their king, and I had meat to eat tonight by my gift... This is the famous place in history, "Follow me to have meat to eat." ”

I also found an old fellow behind the big tent: Rabbit! It was gnawing casually on the grass, wearing nothing on its halter head or saddle, and its black fur was shining, as leisurely as if it were a second master. I walked over and touched its nose and said, "Do you still know me?" The beast nodded gracefully, and then rubbed my hand intimately, and I hugged its long face and smiled, "Hehe, then I will call you rabbit." This poked the rabbit in the sore spot, and it snorted at me, looked at me with disdain, and then ignored me.

This horse is really a spiritual animal, the rabbit can still know me after following Xiang Yu's hunger strike and dying, it has to be closer than Yu Ji and Xiang Yu,

Three lifetimes have been ridden by him...

It was night, the whole joint camp was bright, the smell of meat wafted between the tents, ordinary soldiers had no wine, of course, excluding senior generals like "me", Xiang Yu set up a feast in the big tent of the Chinese army, and introduced me to many princes from all walks of life during the banquet. Among them, there are a few more famous ones that have left a mark in the history books, such as Zhang Er, Chen Yu, etc., but Xiang Yu did not go into detail, and I didn't have the heart to get close to them, anyway, I will stay for three days, and I will not see many celebrities? They are no different from passers-by at this level.

Xiang Yu and I socialized with them for a while and then ran to his tent to have a family banquet, Yu Ji as a companion, women in this era should naturally not be at the table, but since it is a family banquet. Yu Ji is not a conformist person, and after a while, she will mingle with us, but it is quite strange to hear me and Xiang Yu mouth words that she doesn't understand.

I looked at Xiaohuan, who had been waiting beside me, and quietly stabbed Xiang Yu and said, "Brother Yu..."

Xiang Yu was already eight points drunk at this time. He followed my gaze, and immediately patted the table and said, "Xiaohuan, come here!" ”

Xiaohuan stepped forward with the wine jug, and Xiang Yu grabbed the wine jug and put it aside. Suddenly grabbed Xiaohuan's hand, Xiaohuan was startled, wanted to hide but couldn't break free, and peeked at Yu Ji. Yu Ji didn't speak, just looked at it with a smile.

Xiang Yu said drunkly: "Xiaohuan, you will be in the next life..." Xiang Yu was stunned. Then he smiled and said, "Yes." It should be in the last life, hehe. Don't talk about this, how long have you been following me and Ah Yu? ”

Xiaohuan said: "There are also 3." ”

Xiang Yu said: "Yes, 3 years ago, you were still a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl, and someone was standing on the street with a straw mark on your head, and I already liked you at that time." ”

Xiaohuan's face turned red, and Xiang Yu continued: "You have endured hardships with us all these years, and Brother Xiang hasn't thanked you well." ”

Xiaohuan said: "General... What are these words. ”

Xiang Yu suddenly raised his head and said: "I, Xiang, have lost my parents since I was a child, my uncle is gone, and the closest people around me are only Ah Yu and you, I was already thinking about you when I saw you, how good would it be if I wanted a sister like you, Xiaohuan, are you willing to recognize me as your brother?" ”

As soon as his words came out, the most surprising thing was Yu Ji, she thought that Xiang Yu would take this opportunity to take Xiaohuan away as a matter of course, but she didn't expect it to be like this in the end. The woman who said it is great, why doesn't Baozi have such an awareness?

Xiaohuan was also quite surprised, she probably thought about it too, but she didn't show a disappointed look when she heard Xiang Yu say this, but a little twisted and a little happy, after all, women are still stupid in this place, and I can't imagine that "sister escape" is also a kind of rejection. Xiang Yu urged again, and Xiaohuan called his eldest brother happily.

Xiang Yu let go of her hand with relief, and I whispered beside him, "Brother Yu, you are too superficial in this treatment, right?" ”

Xiang Yu pretended to pick up vegetables and replied to me in a low voice: "It's better than driving her away again, I'm more comfortable in my heart." He relaxed, drank a few glasses of wine, and fell asleep on the table.

Yu Ji poured me a glass of wine, looked at the sleeping Xiang Yu and said to me: "Those people who deal with him every day, some people respect him, and some people are afraid of him, but you can see that only you are really close to him." Yu Ji suddenly held her chin and looked at me and asked, "How did you meet?" Where was I then? ”

I wondered, "This... How so? ”

Yu Ji pursed her lips and smiled: "Okay, then needless to say, don't say that you are his brother, even if you are a woman who comes to him, I am not interested in really knowing your past, I just want the king to love me now." "This concept of love is quite post-80s.

Yu Ji looked at Xiaohuan uncomfortably and then at me, and asked, "Xiaoqiang, do you have any wives?" ”

As soon as I saw her eyes, I knew what dirty idea she was playing, and hurriedly waved her hand and said, "Don't, you are more superficial, I have a wife." "But I understand that she is also kind, no matter how Xiaohuan calls Xiang Yu big brother, it is always the maid's life to follow them like this, Yu Ji saw that Xiang Yu had made up her mind, so she thought about finding a good way out for Xiaohuan, I am so iron with Xiang Yu, marrying me is naturally high.

Yu Ji said: "Then let's let our sister go and be a sister to her?" ”

I said with a bitter face: "No, your sister can't tolerate other sisters." ”

Xiaohuan heard it in a fog, she didn't know that we had pushed her back and forth, this girl was young, and she was really not very smart, or she wouldn't be able to fight Yu Ji in two lifetimes.

Yu Ji was dissatisfied: "This is not that sister's, I will definitely persuade her if I have the opportunity." ”

I was overjoyed and said, "Really? Then I'll have to find a way to get her educated. ”…