Chapter 11: Plants vs. Zombies

Looking at the fading fire on the zombie's body, I got goosebumps, Jin Chengwu put on his gloves casually and said, "Strange, how can there be such a thing around here?" ”

I said, "Could it be because of the aura you said brought it here?" ”

Lao Wu said: "No, it stands to reason that zombies don't need to practice, they are not sensitive to aura." ”

Xiao Qian said: "Only the anger of animals and people can make them attack, but they generally don't dare to go to places where they are too popular." ”

Jin Chengwu said with a smile: "No matter, in short, let's kill one by one, kill one by two, and destroy this kind of thing without harming cultivation." ”

The three of them chatted for a while and then changed to other topics, killing a zombie seemed commonplace to them, just as ordinary as the boss on the road meeting a thief, but my heart kept pounding, secretly afraid.

Lao Wu came to the three apple trees he planted during the day, reached out and picked a verdant fruit and threw it to me: "Let's see if I can eat it?" ”

I took a bite and said, "Just cook it again." ”

Xiao Qian also took one and sniffed it, grinning and saying, "It's so sour." ”

Jin Chengwu stretched his waist and said, "I'm going to sleep, will you practice again?" ”

Lao Wu said: "I will sleep again in a while, and I am expected to improve a little more this year." ”

Xiao Qian said shyly: "I am the lowest level, but I am not as idle as you." ”

Jin Chengwu said with a smile: "Arrange your time reasonably and don't overindulge." So saying, he went into the house.

I grabbed Lao Wu and asked, "Are you about to upgrade?" ”

Lao Wu smiled: "What level, how can it be so easy?" ”

I said, "What should you do next level, have you passed the foundation building, washing the scriptures and cutting the marrow?" ”

Lao Wu looked at me strangely: "What are you talking about?" How can there be such a messy name? ”

"Then you have to have a standard for judging who is better than whom, right? He's golden, he's immortal or something. ”

"Nope." Lao Wu said angrily.

I was surprised, "No? ”

Lao Wu added: "However, the level of cultivation can be seen from the other party's breath and demeanor, and generally people with low cultivation cannot see the original form and family background of high cultivation, like I can't see the original form of Jin Chengwu, which has something to do with the fact that he is mixed-blood, but in fact, he is a descendant of prehistoric beasts, and his cultivation is definitely not bad, and it is even more difficult to go further at his level, so he is not in a hurry." ”

I suddenly, no wonder I heard what Jin Chengwu said so familiarly, I used to go to school when a few buddies in the dormitory played "Journey to the West" together, we all just started, the third child has already "turned three times", and it is impossible to upgrade in ten days and half a month, so he often said Jin Chengwu's words to us.

I asked Lao Wu again: "Then how far are you from 'surviving the tribulation'?" ”

Lao Wu smiled bitterly: "Tribulation? These two words are just a legend for us cultivators, even if they are masters who can cultivate to the early stage of the tribulation, their chances, their understanding surname, and their strength are all unique in a thousand miles, and those who can succeed in the tribulation are one in a thousand miles - let me tell you this, I have lived for more than two thousand years, and the success of the tribulation during this period is no more than a slap in the face. ”

I excitedly said, "Wouldn't I be very good?" ”

Lao Wu said: "You don't count!" ”

"Why not?"

"Just because we haven't seen the success of the over-robbery with our own eyes, there will be such a misunderstanding, in addition to having a plausible post-tribulation golden body, what kind of person is like a catastrophe?"

I smiled and said, "There are so few people who succeed in the tribulation, so where are the monsters like you and Jin Chengwu?" ”

Lao Wu sighed and said: "Manpower is sometimes poor, this sentence is the same for our cultivators, to a certain extent, it is impossible to get rid of the cycle of birth, old age, sickness and death, the vast majority of cultivators have died out before waiting for the early stage of the tribulation, it is nothing more than to live for hundreds of years or thousands of years, I may be able to live longer because of my roots, but I'm afraid it won't help." ”

"Then you shouldn't be called Wu Yongsheng - why aren't you called Wu Guohuai?"

"My name was Wu Guohuai before liberation, and I was called Wu Jianguo for two years after 49 years."

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Then why is your surname Wu? ”

"During the Warring States period, my surname was Li, my surname was Zhang in the Tang Dynasty, and my surname was Ma in the Qing Dynasty, is there any problem?"

"Uh, no." I turned to Xiao Qian again: "Xiao Qian, what about you, when will you survive?" ”

Xiao Qian stuck out her tongue: "I'm even more gone." ”

Lao Wu said: "But Xiaoqian's talent should be very good, she has been cultivated into the flesh in just over two hundred years, and I will still be a tree when I am 200 years old." ”

Xiao Qian said embarrassedly: "What's the matter, I've been hiding in the mountains all these years, and recently I feel that it is difficult to break through the realm, but I didn't expect to meet a good person like Brother Xiaolong as I came out of the mountain." ”

I waved my hand again and again: "I'm not a good person. ”

Lao Wu said: "Coming out often is good for cultivation, I also stayed in Zhongnan Mountain for hundreds of years, and it is obvious that I can't keep up with what I see when I come out again." ”

I said depressedly, "Let's talk, I'll go to sleep." "Well, it's been hundreds of years at every turn, it's like we've been in the field for a few weeks, and we can't talk to these people.

I walked to the door of the house, turned around and asked Lao Wu, "So you have seen Qin Shi Huang?" ”

"Of course I do."

"What's that?"

Lao Wu smiled: "There's nothing mysterious, it's just a fat man." ”

……

Early the next morning, Lao Wu borrowed 100 yuan from me to buy seeds at a nearby farmer's market, and he insisted on planting some vegetables in front of my door.

Xiaoqian usually got up early to clean up the store, she floated around, her mouth popped, and she cleaned up my golden glory, and finally floated to me and said, "Brother Xiaolong, lift your feet." ”

As soon as I lifted my foot, Xiaoqian blew under my desk clean, and was about to leave, when I picked up the keyboard and said to her, "Excuse me, you blow this for me." ”

"Poof-" With a sound, Xiao Qian blew out more than half a catty of soot and soil from it, and left with her eyes blurred.

Jin Chengwu slept well, sat down in the small restaurant with his notebook to surf the Internet, clicked into a forum where he didn't know what a traveler was, and chatted happily while looking at the pictures above, sometimes laughing and sometimes indignantly: "These boys, don't tell me when they go to Shennongjia!" ”

As soon as I asked, I found out that Jin Chengwu was still a hardcore traveler, and he had been to various places all over the years and had just returned from Tibetan Province before coming to me.

I said, "Are you going to Shennongjia to find a wild man?" ”

Jin Chengwu said: "What am I looking for a savage?" Thousands of years ago you were all savages. ”

I don't like to talk to him anymore......

Gao Xiaowei slept until noon, but she was still listless, because she was far away from her usual life, and the pineapple head was no longer taken care of, sticking to her head like a wisp of soup, and the dark circles under her eyes were no longer drawn, but don't say it, it is much more interesting than yesterday.

Gao Xiaowei came to me with slippers, and she lost her spirit when she spoke: "Longyang Yangyang, what do you eat at noon?" ”

I pointed to the instant noodles, and before I could speak, Gao Xiaowei was furious: "You go to die!" Then she took over my computer, pulled out a handful of chocolates and potato chips from her bag and stuffed them into her mouth, and I tentatively asked her, "Do you eat apples, I'll pick one for you." Pointing out the door, Gao Xiaowei glared at me and didn't find anything abnormal.

I let out a sigh of relief, and I knew that a sister like her wouldn't pay attention to the question of how many more trees there wereβ€”the trees weren't there when she came.

In the afternoon, Lao Wu came back, didn't care about resting, poured two glasses of water directly into his shoes and began to work, he planted all kinds of seeds in the field in front of my door, and then brought a pot of water, patrolled from side to side, sprinkled this one for a while, squatted down and said a few words to that one, and before evening, all kinds of green shoots had been drawn out of the ground......

How can this make me not think of the allusion: in the spring, I planted my wife in the ground, and in the autumn, I can harvest a bunch of wives (this sentence does not dare my wife to see). If Wu Yongsheng really did this, how powerful should his ** be?

In the evening, Gao Xiaowei played a game, and when she opened the page, there was a creepy and strange laugh, and Jin Chengwu looked around blankly: "What movement?" ”

Gao Xiaowei said angrily: "Play the game!" ”

Jin Chengwu ran over to take a look, and saw that Gao Xiaowei was placing various plants on the sunny lawn in the screen, and after a while, a zombie came crookedly on the other end of the screen, Gao Xiaowei put a green pea that could spit bullets here, and after a while, the zombie was knocked out of the head, Jin Chengwu said with interest: "What kind of game is this?" ”

"Haven't you played Plants vs. Zombies yet?"

Jin Chengwu rubbed his hands and said, "It's interesting." ”

As more and more zombies appeared, Gao Xiaowei was a little difficult to cope, and Jin Chengwu kept coming up with ideas behind her: "Put a potato time bomb, a variety of points to say Kui, here, here, here." ”

Gao Xiaowei glanced at him, got up and said angrily: "Then you can play!" ”

"Okay." Jin Chengwu sat down, ignoring Gao Xiaowei's angry eyes, and happily put a nest melon according to his wishes......

Gao Xiaowei silently soaked an instant noodle, ate it in a few bites, went upstairs, and said loudly at the entrance of the building: "Long Yangyang, if you dare to eat instant noodles for me tomorrow, I will kick you to death!" Then he went back to the house.

I said leisurely: "I can't bear this bit of bitterness and pretend to be black. What about society! ”

Jin Chengwu said while playing: "Don't talk about her, I'm tired of eating this thing." ”

looked at Xiaoqian again, and also picked up a few noodles and "smelled" them with difficulty.

Lao Wu said: "Don't worry, the food will be eaten tomorrow." ”

"What did you plant?" I walked to the door and looked out, and saw that the ground outside was already lush and green, and there were low shelves made of various woods.

Lao Wu said: "The seeds are not complete, so I planted several kinds of taro, corn, beans and cucumbers." ”

"Oh."

In the middle of the night, Lao Wu and Xiao Qian walked out of the door and sat on the steps, Jin Chengwu was still dancing and playing his "Plants vs. Zombies", which was still a favorite goblin.

As soon as the two of them had breathed for a while, I saw several figures on the horizon in the distance, they were hesitant and suspicious, and I wondered, "Why are so many people in the middle of the nightβ€”are they stealing vegetables?" ”

I said that I didn't move this time, and with yesterday's lesson, I'm very careful now.

Lao Wu frowned and said, "It's still wrong!" He stood up and looked into the distance, suddenly changing color and saying, "It's broken, it's still a zombie!" ”

I can also see clearly that those "people" are dressed in tatters, swaying one by one, moving slowly, and they all bury their heads in their chests, just like the zombie yesterday, and you can see the green-faced fangs when you get closer, and they are indeed zombies.

I ran back into the house with a cigarette and said sharply while leaning on the glass: "What should I do?" "At a cursory glance, there are about forty or fifty of these zombies, they are coming straight to our side one after another, the distance between the front and back is not equal, it looks like a big piece, yesterday one made us very passive, today it is dozens of times better!

Lao Wu and Xiao Qian also hid back and said contemplatively: "This is not easy to deal with." ”

Jin Chengwu ran over with an arrow step: "What's wrong?" ”

I pointed out with a sad face: "The corpses are playing across the line!" ”

Jin Chengwu said excitedly: "The zombies are coming? Grow vegetables! ”

I was indignant: "This is not a game! ”

"Then we'll make it a game!" Jin Chengwu grabbed Wu Yongsheng: "Old Wu, the vegetables you planted can come in handy!" ”

I said angrily: "Do you think that the vegetables grown by Lao Wu are all pea shooters with thick eyebrows and big eyes?" ”

Jin Chengwu said: "Old Wu, can you understand your orders with the vegetables you grow?" ”

Lao Wu said: "What do you mean?" ”

"Like making them move the way you want them to."

Lao Wu said: "I haven't tried it before, but I can try it." As he spoke, he took off his shoes and stepped on the ground, and I saw a few thin vines drill out of the soles of his feet, straight into the ground and then to the outside, Lao Wu said, "It's already connected, how do you say to move?" The nearby plants listened to me. ”

Jin Chengwu put up a pergola and looked out: "Now they are still far away from us, do you have long-range offensive weapons?" ”

"Remote?" Lao Wu said: "It's okay to let them move nearby, but it's not okay if it's too far." ”

Jin Chengwu held his chin and said, "Well, long-range attacks have high requirements for bullets, and cucumber beans and these things are definitely not good." ”

I suddenly had an idea and said, "Can you make the apples fall on the tree on their own?" ”

"It's easy."

"Then you let them fall first."

"And then?"

And then ...... Let's pick it up and smash the dogs! ”

Jin Chengwu collapsed: "That's it? ”

Xiao Qian suddenly said: "I have a way - the apples fall from the tree, I can use the Wind Resisting Technique to send them out, but they can't fall to the ground, and those that fall to the ground can't." ”

I rejoiced: "So handsome? ”

Xiaoqian walked out of the door and said, "Try it first." She came to an apple tree, then looked into the distance with both hands, and said loudly, "Look out for the second on the left side of the first row, and the first one will hit it!" ”

As soon as Lao Wu's feet moved, the apple on Xiao Qian's head fell straight down, Xiao Qian didn't wait for it to land, her mouth was aimed at it, and the apple bounced like a meteor, hitting the target directly, and the bodies of those zombies were already rotten, and the head was flattened by the flying apple with a "bang", and she fell to the ground and did not move.

We let out a cheer!

Xiao Qian said again: "Target, third from the right in the first row, launch!" ”

Another apple with a mission that hits the ground......

I sneered, "Let you be Newton!" ”

Xiao Qian said: "The first left in the first row of the target, launch-ah!" An apple smashed directly on her little brain, Xiao Qian looked back resentfully, and Lao Wu hurriedly waved his hand apologetically: "Mistake!" ”

In this way, after the launch of a dozen apples, the team of zombies was reduced by a small half. I'm so distressed - apples are a few dollars a pound!

At this time, the zombies were getting closer and closer, and I said to Lao Wu categorically: "Now change to launch corn." ”

Lao Wu said: "But the corn is not ripe yet." ”

I said, "Think of a way." ”

Lao Wu couldn't, so he had to say: "Then I'll try to ripen it." His feet moved, and the corn cobs in the back row rattled, and after a while, a few of them became significantly larger, and I said to Xiao Qian outside the door: "Xiao Qian, this time send the corn out and let them explode on the ground." ”

Xiao Qian nodded.

I shouted an order: "Target, all mid-range zombies, fire!" ”

A corn made a perfect arc, like a missile, swept through the sky and fell into the zombie pile, exploding violently, the corn particles flew away, and many zombies suddenly fell into the street. I waved my hand: "Yay! ”

"I'm going to turn them into popcorn, and they're even more powerfulβ€”" Jin Chengwu looked at me indignantly and said, "You are full of command talent, rob me of command." ”

I said proudly: "You've only been playing Plants vs. Zombies for a few days, have you ever seen a corn cannon?" ”

Jin Chengwu shook his head......

The zombies were already very close to Xiaolou, and the first row of feet had already stepped on the vegetable field, and I said loudly: "Xiaoqian's mission is complete, come back!" ”

Lao Wu said: "What now?" ”

I pointed to the zombies who were about to walk to the taro field and said, "Let the taro bounce up and smash!" ”

Lao Wu nodded, a row of taro flew up, hit the zombies' jaws, and immediately fell to the ground, this time Lao Wu didn't need me to teach, commanded the cucumbers in the back row to pump back and forth, and let the beans on the shelf burst, and the zombies suddenly lost their troops.

After fighting for a while, more than a dozen zombies came straight to our door, and Lao Wu said: "It's broken, I don't have anything in this row facing the door." ”

I looked at Jin Chengwu with a smile, Jin Chengwu was stunned for a moment, and said consciously: "I understand, I am the pepper bomb-" He took off the glove in his right hand and pressed his hand to the ground, only to see a row of firelight spread past, and an entire column of zombies turned to ashes in an instant. However, the fire in his hand also dimmed a lot, and I told him, "Go soak up some sunlight and prepare for the next outbreak." ”

Outside the door, there was the last zombie, it was lying on the glass door, staring at us wide-eyed, Xiaoqian covered her mouth and said, "What should I do?" ”

Jin Chengwu said: "Let me burn it!" ”

I stopped him, picked up a pot of cactus balls from the windowsill and threw them, the zombie saw something flying out, subconsciously grabbed it into its arms, and the spikes of the cactus ball suddenly pierced its heart, and the thing fell to the ground without saying a word, motionless.

I looked around and couldn't help but look up to the sky and smile: "What are zombies most afraid of, of course, plants, hahahaha!" ”

A voice upstairs said angrily: "Long Yang Yang, you are insane, a broken game is endless!" ”

I stabbed Jin Chengwu: "What about you." ”

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I'll give you a brain teaser and guess it all at once.,It's really not kind.,Can you pretend to guess very hard next time and then say the answer? Today is more of this super chapter, tomorrow will continue two chapters, many children's shoes are controlled by Liu Lao Liu?