I don't know why there is a grassland here, but the car is not parked in the right place, is it a high requirement for accuracy? I saw that the pointer was still a little bit away from the target line, this is not boiling millet porridge, it doesn't matter if there is more water or less than half a finger.

And this blanket is also very awkward, you put it on your back, although most of the body is not cold, but there is a wind blowing underneath, I feel like some kind of pervert, after staying in the city for a long time, you will definitely not get used to the natural wind blowing there.

But if you put the blanket around your waist, the back is cold, although it is summer, but the wind on the grassland is still very cold, the wind with a brutal force straight to the body, the ecology is good, the grass is green and shiny, the sky is dazzling, people have no decline in their hearts, I have only been here for so long, I fully understand how far our modern people have destroyed the earth.

At this moment, I finally saw a row of figures in front of me in the distance, and I hurriedly wrapped the blanket around it, and tried to cover it up and pretend to be leisurely, I could not let them see that I was not a local...

As the group approached, I found that they were not much better than me, there were about seventeen or eighteen of them, no women, all of them were skinny, led by an old man, carrying two baskets, and a child snuggled up to him, and they didn't seem to be curious when they saw me, and they passed me with indifferent expressions, or they didn't have the extra energy to care about a passer-by, I could see it. It's a group of people fleeing.

But I couldn't let go of this opportunity, I didn't know where this was, or even what dynasty it was, so I asked a line that the protagonist of the classic script must say: "Uncle, where is this?" ”

The old man glanced at me, and actually said in Bei'er's authentic Mandarin: "We are Zhao people, and we have just escaped from Julu City. ”

Julu, isn't that where Xiang Yu became famous?

I hurriedly asked, "Is that a fight?" ”

The old man said, "Isn't it, or can we flee?" ”

"So who won?" Since the place name of the giant deer has appeared. It is said that the era must not be far away, maybe it is still the time when Brother Ying was in power, and what I am most concerned about now is who is fighting with whom, look at this grassland. Maybe it's with the Huns, if that's the case, I should be able to meet generals like Meng Tian or "Dream Relics", and then I say I want to see His Majesty the First Emperor, and then I will be taken back to the royal capital as a spy. Along the way, it was miserable, I sat in a prisoner car, ate leftovers, and met the fat man after all the hardships. When he gave him the herb to eat, the fat man was furious and wanted to kill General Meng, who had abused his brother. I hurriedly said forget it. Because of my generosity, people in the Qin court have loved flowers since then. From time to time, I invent little things to make people call me genius, while waiting for two fools... Well. It's okay to do this, although it's a bit clichéd, and it's barely enough to write.

The old man looked at me a few more times, and said with pity: "You are so down, why do you care who wins, come..."

Good guys! Can I ask for this bread? It's a big deal that I can set a table for 200 yuan when I go back after eating grass for three days, this half of the cake is half his life, I stuffed the cake in the child's hand, straightened up and said: "Uncle, I think you are a good person, so I will ask directly, what dynasty is it now?" ”

The old man was puzzled: "Dynasty? ”

"Is the current emperor Qin Shi Huang or Hu Hai?"

The old man's face changed drastically: "Don't dare to talk nonsense." ”

The child next to him nibbled on the cake and said, "Hu Hai..."

It's over, theoretically speaking, Brother Ying has already gone to my place for a vacation, so it is the turbulent period at the end of Qin, so this battle of the giant deer should be Xiang Yu's masterpiece.

I touched the child's head and told him, "Don't dare to talk nonsense in the future, will you know before you can call the leader's name?" I asked the old man, "So the overlord of Chu has already won?" ”

The old man returned me an NPC classic and replied: "Who is the overlord of Chu?" ”

Belch... How could there be no overlord of Chu, did I wear the wrong one and came to the other world, there is a dynasty here that resembles the Qin Dynasty but is not the Qin Dynasty, alternate history? I suddenly thought: This Xiang Yu may not be the overlord yet... He'll probably still pay for his meals now.

"Just tell me, do you know a person named Xiang Yudi?"

The old man showed a complicated look this time, and said expectantly, "That's... Their generals. ”

I began to understand that Xiang Yu was indeed not known as the overlord of Western Chu at this time, and this old man, as a remnant of the late Qin Dynasty, was dissatisfied with Hu Hai on the one hand, and on the other hand, he did not dare to support the anti-Qin coalition army openly, but in short... I'm in the wrong place, and now Xiang Yu has just finished the battle of the giant deer.

But it's good to have old acquaintances, who am I crying with if you really want to make me a place where there is no place in front of the village and no store in the back? The car has to be at least 3 years before it can be driven again, and I can't really gnaw on it for 3 days. However, this piece is for the fat man and the second fool, but now it is impossible to say that it is only for Xiang Yu to eat, anyway, history is parallel, as long as the major events do not change, and there will be land in the future.

The old man said, "Look at the way you look and whether you want to join the army, if you go further, you will be able to see their camp in half a meal." ”

I thanked the old man and continued to walk in the direction he pointed out, according to the text, this seems to have the potential to become my first armed force, and there is a high probability that there will be the most brave generals and the most cunning military advisors in this era, but I really don't have that leisure, I still don't say it, just this person, don't take bird's nest shark fin for half a year and ten months, except for a dozen people who can ride on a horse, I don't see how they can help a war, and before I'm not sure I can get Xiang Yu, I can't ask them to follow me on adventures.

Sure enough, I didn't go long before I saw a few miles of joint camp in front, there were hideous sharp wooden stakes in front of the camp gate, people kept walking in the camp, and the horses neighed and shouted very lively, I just wanted to step forward and suddenly stopped, what am I who am I now? To put it nicely, it's a homeless person, and it's a blessing that no one has spoed me off for this hairstyle and dress, what did I say in the past? I want to see Brother Yu? I guess meeting someone with a kind heart can give me a hard time.

I walked back and forth a few times. At a loss, is it good to see the king of Hades, and now I don't even have the capital to pester the little ghosts, and the soldiers of this period are not playing with the lives of the soldiers at the gate of the camp?

As soon as I was supposed to be on the move, the sentries saw me striking, and strode towards me, with their hands pressed to the knife at my waist, and I hurriedly spread them on the ground to see if there was anything that could help me. The phone is useless, and you don't need to look at it to know that people are not here to invite you in to sit, cookies? I only brought two pieces this time, one is Zhao Bai's face and the other is useless. I only knew that Zhao Bai's biscuit was a treasure after the battle with Kongkong'er, but can eating it help me find Xiang Yu? Don't say if you can succeed, even if you find Xiang Yu, what can you do, he doesn't know me yet... So. It seems that there is only a change of face.

I also have two choices to change my face, the first is to become Xiang Yu, it doesn't seem to work, who has ever seen an overlord who is less than 1.8 meters? Let's just say it's his twin brother? This seems to be very imaginative. But even if others don't kill me

With Xiang Yu, everything is over, and it is impossible for him not to know whether he has this brother or not. When the time comes, it will be difficult to trick him into eating the mushroom.

Another option is to become Yu Ji... Just turn into an ice face. This one is obviously more creative. But I was shot soon after, and I'm naked now. Walking through the camp to see Xiang Yu like this, where did his face go? Will Yu Ji be mixed up in the future? Besides, what is the use of me blocking the front and losing the back, even if I become Yu Ji's appearance, besides, I can't bear it psychologically.

Seeing that the sentry was about to come up to me, I suddenly remembered another person: Liu Bang!

This will be the battle of the giant deer has just ended, so Xiang Yu and Liu Bang have not yet turned their faces, Liu Bang should be just a prince in the coalition now, and it should be the best choice to become him, as for the problem of bare land, then there is no way, anyway, Bangzi is thick-skinned, and he should not look for death and life.

I stuffed a piece of chewing gum into my mouth and chewed it vigorously, and at the same time desperately wanted Liu Bang's appearance, I immediately felt a wrinkle on my face, and at this time the sentries were already standing in front of me, and one of them shouted, "What person? ”

I looked up, and the sentry was stunned for a moment, and immediately said, "Pei Gong? ”

Well, it seems that Liu Bang has not become the king of Han now, but he still has a lot of land as one of the princes.

I hummed with a stiff face, stood up and said, "Take me to the general." Then he added, "Xiang Yu." ”

The sentry looked strange, as if he wanted to laugh but was a little afraid to laugh, and stammered, "You are..."

I said, "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up." ”

The sentry turned back and shouted to the camp, "Lead a horse out, Pei Gong is here." ”

A few fast horses galloped out of the camp, and several cavalrymen came to them, with the same expressions on their faces as sentries, and they saluted on their horses and said, "Pei Gong, if you want to see General Xiang, let's go." "Someone brought me an empty horse.

How does this work? The horse didn't have stirrups yet, and I still had to pull the blanket with one hand, and I grabbed the saddle and jumped a few times before I got up, and the sentry couldn't help but laugh and said, "Pei Gong, go up, let's turn our backs." I laughed dryly, hurriedly grabbed the saddle with both hands and climbed up, and then draped the blanket diagonally over my body, as if saying, "Let's go." ”

A few horsemen pursed their lips to lead the way in front, and I followed with a face in full view of everyone, and I wanted to put my hands together on my chest and pretend to be an exotic, but since it was a state in disguise, and I had to drag it with one hand, in fact, the other hand was not idle, this horse did not have stirrups, not to mention, even the iron ring on the saddle for tourists to grasp was also taken for me, and I could not ride a horse, so I had to hold on to the reins and lower my body.

The horse trotted for more than three minutes, passed through countless tents, and still saw no sign at all, I pinched another piece of chewing gum in my hand and prepared it, sweating and said: "How..." But I didn't dare to say the second half of the sentence, Liu Bang should know Xiang Yu's tent, and he wouldn't ask others why they hadn't arrived yet.

I didn't dare to chew the gum in my mouth, I was in a hurry, and I walked for a while before I arrived at a huge tent, and a cavalryman jumped down from his horse and pointed to a relatively small military tent next to the huge tent and said: "Pei Gong is at his own convenience, I will go to report to the general." ”

I nodded and jumped off my horse in style. The blanket fluttered in the air, and suddenly the spring light was shining, and the few cavalrymen who came with me couldn't hold back their laughter.

I entered the tent majestically, and as soon as I entered the door, I jumped up and cried out in chagrin, "Shame, shame..."

The more embarrassing thing is still to come, I didn't see a little girl cleaning in the corner, I thought I was safe, so jumped. The blanket also fell to the ground, and as soon as she turned around, she saw a bare-ass man jumping straight up, and he stayed in fright. When I saw her, I hurriedly put the blanket in front of me, and the little girl nodded to me indiscriminately, and hurried out.

At this time. I was already in a state of mind, sitting cross-legged at a table with a blanket on my lap, Bangzi. Don't blame me, I'll take good care of Fengfeng for you.

At this time, the sugar taste of chewing gum was already extremely weak, and Xiang Yu was still nowhere to be seen. It made me look around with all my might. The little girl just now timidly leaned in and took a look. Seeing that I was sitting upright, I dared to come in. He put a bowl in front of me, then picked up the flask on the side and poured me half a bowl of wine before going out again.

I took a closer look here, although this is a relatively small tent, there are more than fifty square meters, the most striking thing is a wooden bed next to the corner, although it is not gorgeous, but the soft Ayaka tent, obviously there are women sleeping on it, and the utensils in the house are not exquisite, but in this military camp is already considered a luxury.

I don't care about looking at it more, the next most important thing is to let Xiang Yu eat it, I saw that there was a bowl on this table, except for the one brought by the maid, the other two were wrapped with gold wire, it seems that it was Xiang Yudi's personal belongings, I didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, poured wine into those two bowls, and then cherished the blue leaf out, but which bowl should I put it in? I thought about it for a long time before I poured the wine in one of the gold wire bowls and put it aside, and carefully threw it into the remaining gold wire bowl. ”

I hurriedly poured the wine bowl, because I thought again: If Liu Bang toasted Xiang Yu for no reason, would Xiang Yu suspect it? And then just like in the movie, at the end, Xiang Yujiao smiled and said to me, I'll drink your bowl...

I'm not afraid to drink this, it's a big deal to remember that I was a passerby in my previous life, what else can I do? The problem is that I only have such a baby bump, and if I waste it, I won't even be able to get out of this door. I'm running to the wrong place at the wrong time, it's all out of the question, and everything I'm doing so far is saving my life!

There's no time left! In the end, I gritted my teeth and put the gold wire bowl on the opposite side, the light at the door was dim, and a big man bent down and walked in, and when I saw me, I couldn't help but laugh and said, "Pei Gong, what's wrong with you?" ”

As soon as I looked up, I was stunned, how familiar the voice and face were, at this time Xiang Yu had not been retouched, his beard was stubble, but a pair of eyes were bright, and he walked in action, which was much more exciting than the Xiang Yu I had seen.

I hurriedly said, "I... I just came back from listening to the enemy. ”

Xiang Yu's pupils tightened, and he said, "Oh, come back in such an embarrassment, Pei Gong must have heard some important information?" "The current Xiang Yu is sharp and hearty, and he is no longer able to hide his domineering and ambition, and at the same time he is full of charm.

I abruptly picked up his bowl and handed it over, "Drink this bowl of wine first!" "Fight, I can't care about anything else, I feel that the sweetness in my mouth has faded to the last trace of it, if he doesn't drink this bowl of wine, I can only play with his face in front of him, and then he won't kill me as a monster.

Xiang Yu was stunned by me for a moment, and then said, "You drink." ”

"I... Pregnant. I picked up my bowl and showed it to him, and with this strange line, the blanket slipped to the floor again...

Xiang Yu looked at me

sound, and said, "Pei Gong has suffered. He took the golden silk bowl and drank it dry.

I collapsed on the ground like a collapse, and Xiang Yuqi said, "Pei Gong, what's wrong with you?" Hey, your face..."Speaking of this, Xiang Yu paused as if he had been hit on the head by a small hammer, and the next second, he stared at my face as if he said involuntarily, "Xiaoqiang? ”

I smiled weakly and scolded, "Damn, I didn't think it would be so easy." ”

Xiang Yu looked at me blankly, I didn't know where he was, I saw that his eyes were changing, becoming calm, mature, and... It's overwhelmed.

After a long time, Xiang Yu looked at the tent and asked me, "Where are we?" ”

This sentence "we" warmed my heart for a long time, and I smiled: "We have been separated for a long time. Now the question is where are you? ”

Xiang Yumu looked around at the furnishings and said, "I... It seems that I was still making strategic arrangements for them just now, could I..."

I said, "Yes, you have gone back to the old days, this is your Chinese military account." ”

Xiang Yu stared at me, and suddenly shouted with a fierce face: "Black Tiger! ”

A black-armored general outside the tent rushed in with a bang, knelt on one knee and clenched his fists: "The end will be!" ”

I was shocked: what is this for?

Xiang Yu glanced at him, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Go, tell the people who accompanied Pei Gong just now not to talk nonsense." ”

The black tiger replied without a hint and then got up and left. I didn't even let him look at it again. This is definitely Xiang Yu's diehard.

After seeing the black tiger, Xiang Yu finally didn't doubt anything anymore, he put his arms around my shoulders and strangled him into his arms: "Xiaoqiang, my brother, you're back." ”

I jumped backwards a few times... His armor crackled at my softest spots. I smiled and said, "It's not me, I should say it's you back... That, don't mind, Brother Yu. Find me some clothes. ”

Xiang Yu immediately laughed and said loudly: "Come on, send me a set of the best armor immediately." ”

In a short time, even my underwear and armor were already on me. Of course, the correct way to wear some clothes was completed under the personal guidance of Xiang Yu, and I humbly consulted him about it. I can't be ashamed anymore.

The status represented by this suit of armor should not be low. It's not something that can be worn. On the shoulder armor, the tiger heads of the two evil tigers were unusually windy. I wore it in front of a yellow thing for a long time, and every step was in an uproar, and our Xiaoqiang put on this thing It turned out to be a bit iron-blooded.

Xiang Yu looked at me with a smile and said, "This is Xiang Zhuang's armor, you wear it very well." ”

I put my hands behind my back and nodded at him.

Xiang Yu couldn't help but smile: "Dog Ridi, it's really up to you." ”

I lay down on the ground, pillowed my arms and said, "Brother Yu, why don't you ask anything?" ”

Xiang Yu was stunned and said, "By the way, how did I get back?" ”

… I simply told him about the axis of the human world and the fact that he was going to the Qin Dynasty to save the fat man but went wrong, Xiang Yu frowned after hearing it and said: "So that's the case, so that's the case, I've already died twice... So how can I help you? ”

"You can't help anything at the moment, and now Brother Ying and Kezi have been dead for many years, right? I'll stay with you for three days, and then I'll go back and get the shang, and I'll look for them again, and hopefully there's time." ”

Xiang Yu was at a loss and said, "Then what should I do?" ”

I rubbed my head and said in distress, "Just do what you did before." ”

Xiang Yu was distressed with me for a while, and then suddenly said: "Hehe, in fact, I can't help it, it's time to play the chapter next, if you don't subdue him, you won't be able to do anything in the future, and then, haha, then it's time to meet Liu Bang, this kid doesn't know us yet, I can't spare him this time." ”

My head was in a mess, I only told him that I was going to save the fat man and the second fool from killing each other, but I didn't tell him why I did this, if it continues like this, even if Xiang Yu still doesn't kill Liu Bang at the Hongmen banquet, will things continue as before? I don't believe that Xiang Yuming knew that he would be defeated and still sat back and waited, especially if he also lost Yu Ji.

Thinking of Yu Ji, I suddenly had a thrill: she should still be alive now, right? Look at the furnishings, this tent is the bedroom of her and Xiang Yu...

I said carefully: "Brother Yu, I'll talk about these things later, can I meet Yu Ji's sister-in-law now?" ”

Xiang Yu was stunned at first when he heard this, and then his face changed greatly, and in an instant, his body trembled violently like a pendulum, he looked at the ground with empty eyes, and said: "Why didn't I think that I... I'm used to life without Ayu, and I've almost forgotten about her... Alive. ”

I was so frightened by his tone and eyes that goosebumps popped up, and I whispered, "Yes, my sister-in-law is still alive." ”

Suddenly, Xiang Yu roared and roared: "Xiaohuan! ”

The little girl who saw my Spring Palace hurriedly ran in, lowered her head and said, "General." ”

Xiang Yu said dumbly as if he had lost his strength: "Ah Yu... She... What about people? "I know that what he has lost is not strength, but courage, just like when he was going to date Zhang Bing for the first time, he didn't know how to face Yu Ji.

Xiaohuan glanced at Xiang Yu, who was distracted, and pulled the corner of his clothes and said softly: "Doesn't Sister Yu go out to walk the horse at this time every day?" ”

I pretended to be a kind uncle and said to Xiaohuan, "Little sister, can you go and ask your sister Yu to come back?" Xiaohuan saw that Xiang Yu didn't speak, turned around and ran away.

After Xiaohuan ran out, I said to Xiang Yu in a joking tone: "Xiaohuan... Zhang Bingye, Brother Yu, you won't forget your promise to her, you told people that you would repay the favor in the next life. ”

Let's listen to me make a poem to summarize the relationship between Xiaohuan and Zhang Bing: a small ring came to the south, carrying a five-pound horn in his hand, and a Zhang Bing came to the north, carrying two catties of eyes in his hand, and carrying the horn Xiaohuan to exchange the horn for the eyes in Zhang Bing's hand... Hey, it's a mess.

Xiang Yu just smiled reluctantly at my joke, obviously the Xiaohuan issue is not in his consideration now, and his mind is like a mess to describe him at this moment, which is simply naked nonsense!

I casually glanced out, only to see Xiaohuan throw the small broom in his hand, turn over a tall horse, and go to find Yu Ji, it's too tough! Who are these feathers?

After half a cup of tea, suddenly the sound of horses' hooves outside, the sound of hooves has not stopped, the person on the horse has already jumped down, and then a silver bell-like voice laughed: "Hey, who is so bold that you dare to call me back at this time..."