Now, let's analyze, first of all, as a relatively weak person, there are immortals, and the entire human world is like a guinea pig trapped under the glass cover, which is unobstructed in the eyes of the gods, and this kind of thing is the axis of the human world.

But the immortals didn't dare to do anything to us, because there was a more ruthless master on their heads, that is, the so-called Heavenly Dao. It's like man and nature, nature seems to be very innocent and weak, but if human beings dare to cut down all the trees and kill all the animals, there is something called law that will not make you feel better.

He Tiandou overturned the axis of the human realm, this was originally a big or small thing, but Heavenly Court used force against Lao He, and our Tiandao brother turned a blind eye to it, after all, it was He Tiandou's fault first, and then the king of Hades made a mistake in the book of life and death, but fortunately, they took remedial measures, and Tiandao didn't say anything, this was not intentional after all... But when these two things were combined, the second fool who was originally enjoying the compensation insurance was implicated by He Tiandou, Brother Dao was completely angry, and said in his heart, what is this called, the little brother who served him and the rabbit cubs in Heavenly Court are not good things, and they will make trouble for me, but in a serious and responsible manner, I still sent the two fools back first, just wait for them to change history, and then there will be an excuse to clean up these grandchildren... It's like the state asks you to open a mine, you can open it, but you have to open it yourself, and then if there is an accident and you don't report it, what are you waiting for?

But the grandchildren didn't want to sit still, so they came to me. I almost wrote the words "Professionally wipe the ass of Heaven" on the door of my head.

But I still have to do this, haven't I heard, if I don't do it, I will kill people and gods together, I am now a human and a god, and I am estimated to be killed twice, which is really miserable.

In fact, thinking about it from the beginning, Liu Laoliu, as the representative of Heavenly Court, did not have a hunch, and first gave me a mind-reading technique that did not hurt or itch, this is a period of peace. Then give me a bunch of sub-mother cookies for me to deal with the Four Heavenly Kings, and when the Four Heavenly Kings are settled, my opponent will be upgraded to the mafia, so I will be given another Air Force One to make me bulletproof, to the end. simply paid me a few emperors as salaries, this purpose is very ambiguous, and he may have a premonition that something is going to happen.

But I still responded to that sentence, step by step, step by step. Heavenly Court wanted to fight against Heavenly Dao, but it was still a little tender.

Don't say anything now, just get to work.

Liu Lao Liu said to He Tiandou: "You tell Xiaoqiang about the precautions." ”

He Tiandou nodded, he first took out a thermometer-like thing and handed it to me, "This is a simple scale designed by me based on the axis of the human world." It's marked with dynasties, so you have to know where you're first, and you can go to the dynasties of the clients you've been with before. Other dynasties were gray for the time being. That means you can't park. It's useless to stop if you want to. ”

I was depressed and said, "So I want to drive to see my grandfather's wish to go to the soup?" ”

He Tiandou said: "For example, if you are going to the Qin Dynasty this time, there is a scale." There is also a pointer at the bottom, and when the pointer points to the Qin Dynasty, you just need to step on the brakes. ”

I was surprised, "It's that simple, huh?" This is also too foolish to operate. ”

He Tiandou said: "Another thing to pay attention to is that the things you carry, in addition to the existing ones in your car, you can't bring anything that does not belong to that era, of course, this is just a reminder, if you have to bring it, they will become raw materials at some point, for example, if you want to wear a Shanghai watch, it may become the way it was before leaving the factory when you drive to the seventies and eighties of the last century, the strap becomes cowhide, the surface becomes steel, and then go back, to the age when they have not yet been produced, they will disappear." ”

I whimsically said, "Then if someone else sits on the ground, isn't it also a nature?" ”

He Tiandou said seriously: "Yes! ”

I cried out: "So let a woman stay 18 years old forever and hit me.+ "An old lady of 100, I drove to 1930 and kicked her out, that is a young girl!

He Tiandou said: "It's not as simple as you think, once the car starts, the minimum time span is also decades, if you dare to take someone, it will be easy to disappear as soon as you slip out." ”

I shuddered, and hurriedly said, "Okay, let's get down to business, how the hell am I going?" ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "That's my business, I've added acceleration to your car, you drive it, put the speed to the highest and it will enter the historical track, and then it's simple, as Lao He said, wait for the pointer to stop at the position, remember, once your car stops, you have to rest for at least three days, otherwise it will fall apart." ”

Things seem to be very simple.

I finally asked, "That... I only have one blue leaf, even if I find a fat man or a vitex ke, how can I let them eat it? Needless to say, the fat man is the emperor, and Jing Ke seems to have a lot of entourage, which is actually about the same as the difficulty of poisoning. ”

Liu Lao Liu patted me on the shoulder and said, "Then it depends on your IQ Xiaoqiang, besides, you don't have nothing to do, you also have a mind-reading mobile phone that can use 5 a day, 5."

Dry 4 chewing gum that can change your face, you have to understand this, this is my limit, I told you so much that you also know about the way of heaven, if you directly transform your body so that you have divine power, it will cause its changes, in that case, we can just go ourselves, these special functions are hidden in the cookie mobile phone can barely hide it, yes, they will not become raw materials. ”

I snapped my fingers, "Okay, I'll go now?" ”

"Wait... Another difficulty is that the first time you drive in history can be more exciting, you need a 1000-meter long run

"Then why?"

"Your car is much faster than the speed of light after running, you have to have an adaptation period for the first time, Lao He gave you a timeline pointer to move it means that you have exceeded the speed of light, at this time others can't see you, any obstacles are no longer a problem, you can go through directly, but the first run will definitely be a little scary, so you have to get used to it slowly."

I didn't care. Came to the front of the car and patted the door and said, "You can already wear it, right?" ”

Liu Lao Liu nodded.

I opened the car door and sat in, putting the timeline given to me by He Tiandou in front: "I'll try it first." ”

The green lawn in our villa area is very spacious, I visually measured the distance from the entrance of the community to the last house is barely 1000 meters, I drove the car on the > and hung on the 4... We slipped away when we added and subtracted gears in the 100 meters, but I was the one who took the test.

Strange things happened, I still stepped on the accelerator on the car trailer 4, which is already more than 80 miles, usually 60 miles on this car quasi-hum. But now it's still very smooth, and when I step down again, the speedometer makes a crazy semicircle, and it's already over 120. I began to abuse the gas pedal slowly, and the villas on both sides of the road suddenly swept my sight like railings, and my cold hair stood on end, which is at least 400!

I finally stepped down a little tentatively. The scenery on both sides was suddenly blurred by me, and the car was still quiet, not a little weird, I think at this time even Hamilton will subconsciously step on the brakes, right?

I thought the speed was enough to bring the timeline up. But seeing that the damn pointer didn't move at all, I couldn't stand it anymore and slammed on the brakes. After all, it's a modified car from the old god. It didn't throw me out of the windshield with a single cough. Instead, he smoothly danced a waltz on the lawn and then came to a fairly steady stop.

I turned pale, sat for a few seconds and opened the car door and threw up!

Liu Laoliu and He Tiandou walked up with smiles. Liu Lao Liu said: "Look, let's just say that you don't fit in." ”

I looked back, and I couldn't get out

Liu Lao Liu said: "This car is going to be ripe, there are 100 to enter the timeline, but you are new, you need to practice courage, so let you drive on the runway first, remember not to be afraid, no matter how fast it seems to be as long as the timeline pointer does not move, you have to continue to step on the accelerator, in fact, only after the pointer moves, you are safe, at that time you can wear the ridge of the roof, just like the air." ”

I held the car and vomited for a while and said, "Can I go again tomorrow, I want to say goodbye to Baozi." ”

Liu Laoliu and He Tiandou: "..."

Actually, I just want to calm down, and if you let me get into that car in a short period of time, I won't be killed.

I didn't talk to Baozi at night, although the five-person group is no secret to her, but some things are better not to tell her first, with her personality If she knows about this, she will definitely pester me to go back to see the fat man, I am afraid that the car will become one sperm in 82, or two sperm and two eggs... She is more than 2 months pregnant.

Liu Lao Liu told me that the reason why I won't do this is because I have been registered as an immortal, although I have no divine power, but after all, I am already an immortal, which is the same as leaving my job without pay.

I told Baozi that I was going to go out, at least 3 months and at most to come back, business matters.

The next day I got into the car again, today I have to leave no matter what, time waits for no one, I don't know what the time of the two fools is, whether they were sent to the day before or the year before the assassination of Qin, Liu Laoliu and He Tiandou are also vague in this regard, and they have no experience.

In order to experiment with what He Tiandou told me, I specially brought a fruit knife and a bag of bread on the co-pilot, and I came to see what would happen to them.

I sat in the driver's seat and pressed my knuckles, and Liu Lao Liu patted the glass of my car vigorously and said, "Remember not to slow down, keep driving!" ”

I glanced at him coldly, and compared a V, He Tiandou waved down with a small flag not far in front of me...

I kept shifting gears, stepping on the accelerator, and soon, the speedometer on the car lost its meaning again, with the feeling of my eyes, I felt that the speed was not slower than yesterday, but the timeline still did not move, due to my hesitation, the distance of 1000 meters ~.

If it goes on like this, at my speed, I'll hit the wall in no time.

I gritted my teeth ruthlessly, and stepped on the accelerator to the bottom, I saw a flower, only to feel that the scenery on both sides moved quickly and slowed down, but I couldn't see what it was, but it was colorful, gradually, I had a feeling that my body was evacuated, like the moment the elevator just opened, I fell into this feeling for a while, and then I woke up to look at the timeline, it moved. Its hands have pointed to "2006" on the lowest scales.

I subconsciously looked at the things next to me, the plastic handle of the fruit knife has turned into a mess of gelatin, and the blade is still very intact. It's actually good, this bread that has been shipped out of the factory... It only turned into flour when I ran '05,

~ years later. The time span began to get bigger, and it took me more than 40 minutes to run to the Ming Dynasty and the Qin Dynasty, it seems that this spans more than 2,000 years) 000 road is easy.

I found out that the timeline was moving as soon as it happened. Giving less fuel or changing to 3 will not return to the fast state at the beginning, but the pointer will slow down, and it seems that there is only one way to stop the pointer, and I even slipped the car for a while with inertia. At this point, you can almost see the clothes and buildings that people are wearing.

When it comes to clothes, I'm depressed, the clothes I wear start to turn into cotton, hides, fibers soon after the bread turns into flour, and then at the beginning of the 21st century they all turn from me.: the panties all turned into a handful of cotton... We wore cotton panties.

Fortunately, the temperature in the car is moderate, so let's pray that it will be summer after we get to the place for a while. The clothes on my body didn't belong to that dynasty, and I knew that I should have put on the clothes that Qin Shihuang came to me at that time. Although he was scratched by Cao Xiaoxiang. It's better than bare.

In the Qing Dynasty, the knife became a small strip made of ore slag. And it's getting subtle. In the end, it turned into a pile of powder, like incense ashes in an incense burner.

But nothing in the car has changed. From the window to the seat, I was even pleasantly surprised to find that the half box of cigarettes that I had left in Lager since the beginning of the car was also intact.

I drove fast and slowly, and the window was as colorful as ever, as if I had entered a set, and I couldn't see the night or day, but sometimes when I turned the speed to the slowest level and almost stopped, I could occasionally see the shadows of individual buildings or the silhouette of the long coat and big sleeves, of course, they must not be able to see me.

This road is too long, I am a little tired driving until the end, why did I start the whole work of the Qin Dynasty at the beginning, if you look for Wu Sangui in half an hour, this fat man and the second fool are out of the suburbs...

If you look for Jin Shaoyan, it will be closer, basically you can get it in ten minutes, and you can go to the ground...

Nearly 10 hours later, I saw that the pointer was less than half a centimeter away from the Qin Dynasty, and the victory was in sight, Brother Ying, the second fool, I am here!

I was getting excited, when I suddenly heard a strange noise from the car: cluck, cluck, cac

This is... Out of gas?

I looked at the fuel gauge, but didn't it, it's all bottomed, grandma, why didn't Liu Lao Liu tell me, I didn't expect the car to run out of oil when the time came.

Suddenly, the car stopped, and my eyes were fixed on the timeline, its pointer was almost in place, but it seemed to be missing a thread...

Outside the car window, next to my car is a small forest, look again, there is an endless grassland in the distance, I sat naked in the car in a daze, gasoline, there is a bucket in the trunk, when I fill up the gas and try to start the car again, it only hummed twice and then did not respond, I remembered Liu Laoliu's words, it seems that it must rest for three days before it can run again.

The wind was very strong on the prairie, fortunately it was summer, I pushed the car into the grove and hid well, and continued to be in a daze, what should I do now? The dynasty seems to be already the Qin Dynasty, but where are the two fools and the fat man?

I look at my body up and down, it's called a neat, I haven't had time to weave a grass skirt yet, and I have to make a mosaic to make a movie.

Fortunately, there was still a big blanket on the back seat of the car, so I draped it over my body, grabbed my phone and biscuits, and walked out aimlessly.

Two hours later, I was still wandering on the prairie, and I finally cried: where the hell is this?