Chapter 4 Cut in the long

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Elle exclaimed, "What? Didn't work? Hua Tuo, don't you say that the physique of the immortals is the same as that of mortals now? ”

Hua Tuo was puzzled: "It's the same, but the instruments and medicines made by mortals have no effect at all when used on us, and we don't know what's going on." ”

Ai Le stretched out his hands at the Jade Emperor and said, "Then I can't help it." ”

The Jade Emperor thought for a moment and said to the old man in the Taoist robe: "Old man, you want to find a way to make some special instruments for him according to what Ai Aiqing said, and you are refining some medicines."

Taishang Laojun thought for a while and said: "It's not difficult to make scalpels, but I can refine things like lidocaine, antibiotics, and potassium permanganate?" ”

Antibiotics should be taken after circumcision, otherwise it is very troublesome to get informed, and the foreskin will definitely continue to be edema for a period of time after the sutures are removed, at this time, it is necessary to soak it with potassium permanganate, one is to disinfect, and the other is to make the edema of the foreskin disappear as soon as possible.

Now that the equipment is available, it is very difficult for these drugs to be without Ai Le, what if the Jade Emperor's little Ding Ding is infected and rotten after surgery? What should I do if the foreskin is old and swollen and causes infection? What should I do if the Jade Emperor is looking for trouble with him? He is just a little mortal, and it is easier for these bigwigs of the Jade Emperor to kill him than to crush an ant.

At this time, Hua Tuo said: "I went to the lower realm to get these medicines, and it shouldn't be difficult to study and refine them, and the Jade Emperor Xiao Lao'er retired first." After Hua Tuo finished speaking, his figure disappeared immediately.

Taishang Laojun also left immediately, leaving the Jade Emperor and Ai Le, at this time Ai Le was very worried, he was just carried away by the benefits promised by the Jade Emperor, he didn't think that he had done a few circumcisions with his teacher Liu Yan, he couldn't do this operation independently, and now he promised to come down, what if it was broken? My life is in jeopardy.

The more Ai Le thought about it, the more afraid he became, and he said to the Jade Emperor in embarrassment: "Your Majesty, I really haven't done this kind of surgery myself, I really don't have the ability, I'm afraid that it will be bad for you, or you should change someone." ”

The Jade Emperor grabbed his hand and said, "Besides you, is there anyone else?" You can only come, but if it is done badly, it will be a trouble, how can this be good? ”

"What's this? You're the Jade Emperor, even if you cut the thing under you, it can grow back, right? Ai Aiqing is not afraid of failure, and she will always succeed if she does it a few more times. "The Queen Mother doesn't know when she appeared.

Ai Le was taken aback, but then there was a burst of ecstasy in his heart, this Jade Emperor is a guinea pig that will not die and toss casually, since he has the ability to regenerate, then let it go, if it is really bad, cut it all off, and grow it out and do it.

The Jade Emperor said with a frightened expression: "Aiqing had better succeed once, I don't want to suffer more." ”

Ai Le pretended to be embarrassed and said: "I want to do it too, but my skills are really not good, or ...... Why don't you change someone? ”

The Jade Emperor widened his eyes and grabbed his hand and said: "You can't change it, and no one will change it, Aiqing, you can rest assured and do it boldly, it's ...... if it's bad" Speaking of this, the Jade Emperor gritted his teeth and said: "If it's bad, cut it off, and grow it out and do it." ”

Ai Le has the bottom in his heart, and he is still very excited in his heart, with these good "guinea pigs" of the Jade Emperor, he can practice surgery, and when the operation is completed, let the Jade Emperor help him get him to the hospital, and then he will be a famous doctor, and he will surprise everyone.

The more Ai Le thought about it, the more excited he became, and he couldn't wait for Hua Tuo and Taishang Laojun to come back quickly, so he hurried to practice with the Jade Emperor, but he waited for them to come to the left, and they still didn't come when he waited for the right, waiting for his stomach to "gurgle, gurgle".

The Jade Emperor was very discerning, and when he heard that Ai Le was so hungry that he screamed "grunt, grunt", he hurriedly said to the queen mother: "Lady Ai Aiqing is hungry, hurry up and bring the fried noodles." ”

The Queen Mother answered and went into the house, and in a short time a pot of noodles, a bowl of meat sauce, a plate of shredded cucumbers, and a small plate of new garlic were served.

Ai Le looked at these things and swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "Your Majesty, this immortal also eats these things?" ”

The Jade Emperor gave Ai Le a big hand of noodles and said: "Now that the Heavenly Court is not as good as before, it would be good to have these things to eat, don't you see that my lord of the Heavenly Court has been reduced to the point of growing his own vegetables?" ”

Ai Le turned his head to look at the dishes in the courtyard and said, "No, don't the gods don't need to eat?" ”

The Jade Emperor sighed and said: "In the past, when there were peaches, you could not eat them for tens of millions of years, but now without peaches, you have to starve to death if you don't eat, alas! ”

Elle nodded and put some meat sauce and cucumber shreds in the bowl and ate it, he was really hungry, and it didn't take long for three-quarters of a pot of noodles to go into his stomach.

The Jade Emperor was about to have surgery, but he didn't have the heart to eat, so he watched him eat.

As soon as Ella put down the dishes and chopsticks to wipe his mouth, Taishang Laojun appeared out of thin air, and he handed the small golden box in his hand to Ai Le and said, "Little friend, can you still take advantage of it?" ”

As soon as Ai Le opened the box, he was immediately dazzled by the golden light inside, and it took him a while to get used to it, and when he looked closely, he saw a set of surgical instruments shining with golden light, he took them out and tried them, and felt that these instruments were very light to start, as if he didn't hold these things in his hands, but these instruments were light, but each one was well-made and easy to use, and it was more than a hundred times stronger than the surgical instruments he had touched before.

Elle smiled: "Good things, good things. ”

Taishang Laojun smiled: "It's not just a good thing, these are all treasures, everything has its wonderful use, little brother, I will teach you a way to make these treasures recognize you as the master." "Taishang Laojun said that this passed on a very simple set of laws for Ai Le.

After Eller wrote it down, he thought it silently, only to see those golden instruments immediately fly out of the box and circle around him.

Taishang Laojun pointed at the scalpel and said: "This knife is made by me from the Nine Heavens Shuo Crystal, but it can take the enemy's head within 10,000 miles, even Da Luo Jinxian can break his Dharma body with one sword, looking at these few pliers, it can form a large array of trapped gods, whether you are a Buddha or an immortal, don't think about it as soon as you enter this array, and this ......"

The Jade Emperor coughed and interrupted him: "Laojun, what I asked you to refine was surgical instruments, not for you to get Ai Aiqing some magic weapons to fight and kill. "The Jade Emperor is also afraid that this kid Ai Le will use these things to make a fortune in the heavenly court, which is not a good thing for him.

Taishang Laojun patted his head: "Your Majesty forgive my sins, I am used to refining magic weapons, and if I am not careful, I will make them all magic weapons, so I will return them to the furnace and redo them." ”

Ai Le was anxious when he heard this, hugged the box and said: "Don't, this is too much of a waste of time to redo it in the furnace, I think I will do the operation first, and I will say when I turn around, Your Majesty, what do you say?" "Ele doesn't want to have a baby flying.

The Jade Emperor felt a strange itch in his lower body, and he didn't have the heart to think about Ai Le taking these things to make a fortune in the heavenly court, so he hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, it's important to do surgery, why hasn't Hua Tuo come back yet." ”

As soon as the Jade Emperor's voice fell, Hua Tuo appeared, and he held some bottles and cans in his hand and said: "Your Majesty is fortunate not to be dishonored, and everything is ready." ”

Ai Le was afraid that the Jade Emperor would remember to return those treasures to the furnace and redo them, so he hurriedly said, "Then let's start." ”

The Jade Emperor nodded and said, "Okay, good." After saying that, he pulled Ai Le into the house.

Ai Le didn't have the heart to look at the furnishings in the room now, he was bent on how to take these treasures away, as soon as he entered, he asked the Jade Emperor to take off his pants and lie down, recite a trick, and a leather knife flew out of the box, three or two times to make the Jade Emperor's little ** become a white chicken, and at the end of the skin preparation, he asked Hua Tuo for the gods and demons to disinfect the Jade Emperor.

After the anesthesia, Ai Le was a little afraid to start, but he had never performed this kind of surgery.

The Jade Emperor couldn't help but urge when he saw that Ai Le was slow to move: "Why didn't Aiqing do it?" ”

Ai Le was a little nervous and said, "I'm afraid I'll do it badly." ”

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he hurriedly said: "Don't worry about doing it boldly, if you do it, cut it out and grow it out and redo it." ”

Ai Le saw that the Jade Emperor said this, and as soon as he gritted his teeth, he moved his hand.

Circumcision is actually not too difficult, but it is a difficult operation for an old doctor, but for a young intern, Elle.

Now that he was driven to the shelves, he couldn't do it if he didn't do it, he tried hard to recall the steps of Liu Yan to do this surgery, and then began to do it.

First use a hemostat to clamp the foreskin on the back side, and after clamping, he asked the Jade Emperor if it hurts, he said that when it didn't hurt, Ai Le asked Hua Tuo to stretch two hemostats, he picked up the tissue scissors and was about to cut a gap, but at this time, the queen mother suddenly appeared next to Ai Le like a ghost and shouted: "How are you doing?" ”

Elle was taken aback, and the strength of his hand was broken by a useless clipper.

Ai Le wanted to cry without tears and said: "Your Majesty has done something bad." ”

The Jade Emperor sat up and looked at his flesh-and-blood little Ding Ding, looking up at the sky and sighing, "It's coming." ”

Ai Le sent the Jade Emperor into the palace temporarily, and he waited with Hua Tuo, Taishang Laojun and the Queen Mother who destroyed the operation just now, waiting for Xiao Ding Ding to rise.

The Jade Emperor lay on the bed and muttered, "God, what have I done? How can you marry such a mother-in-law? ”

The queen mother was furious and was about to fight when she went up, but was stopped by Hua Tuo and Taishang Laojun, and the mother-in-law scolded and said: "Today's old lady is not as knowledgeable as you, wait for you to get better, see how the old lady cleans you up." Still saying this, the Queen Mother walked away.

The Jade Emperor cried like a tearful man.

After a few hours, the Jade Emperor's little Ding Ding sprung up like mushrooms under the gaze of Ai Le, Hua Tuo, Taishang Laojun and others.

Elle said excitedly: "It's growing, it's growing." ”

Hua Tuo and Taishang Laojun jumped and clapped their hands and said, "It's grown, haha." ”

The Jade Emperor was furious by them, and said dissatisfiedly: "Is Zhong Aiqing making such a fuss? If you cut it, it will grow. ”

Hua Tuo and Taishang Laojun felt a chill under them when they thought of Ai Le's knife just now, and said in unison: "It's better that I haven't experienced this kind of thing." ”

The Jade Emperor lazily took care of them, turned his head sideways and said to Ai Le: "Ai Qing's family should start quickly." ”

Ai Le took a deep breath and walked over with the knife, and the Jade Emperor was shocked: "Aiqing, don't cut it, it just grows."