Chapter 291: You were sent by God to punish me
Not to mention the little couple who went to the cinema to watch a movie for the first time, Wang Yiming just rested today, so he was bored and brought his fourteen-year-old son to the cinema.
After buying two tickets for the movie "People in Embarrassment", I bought a pack of snacks and two glasses of water for my son.
After waiting for twenty minutes, "People in Embarrassment" can be entered. Wang Yiming, who entered the cinema, found that the dozen or so people sitting in the waiting hall just now were all going to "People in Embarrassment" and were walking into the theater with them.
"There are more people and they laugh more happily."
After entering the theater, I watched more than ten minutes of patch advertising, and the movie officially began. After all, it's not a well-known movie, so the audience won't be as full of expectations as movies like "Fast and Furious", and several viewers are still talking quietly at the beginning of the movie.
The first thing that catches your eye is a dining table and a private room in a restaurant......
At this time, the audience's attention and gaze were drawn to the two-story screen.
"Knowing you, ...... in the dark"
As soon as the protagonist's words spoke, the audience began to laugh, and they knew to wait for that godly turning sentence.
As Li Chenggong finished the company's year-end summary, the camera switched to the picture of Niu Geng, an honest milkman who collected debts from his boss. His honest language accent and turtle-like appearance instantly conquered the audience present, especially when reading the IOU, a bunch of words that he didn't understand made many people laugh.
Then the subtitle pops up: Name: Niu Geng. Nickname: Cow Egg. Occupation: Senior milking worker of Happy Milk Factory.
The plot of the movie continues to advance, Li Chenggong and Niu Geng, two people who are far apart, meet in the airport, and then start a passionate love-hate journey.
Soon after, the hilarity struck.
When Niu Geng passed through the security check, he was stopped, and then he was furious with an iron pot and a knife: "This one is not allowed to be brought, and that one is not allowed to be brought." But why don't I bring this bottle of milk? ”
Under the obstruction of the security inspectors, Niu Geng finally made something that stunned everyone in the security hall and the audience: he drank a whole large bottle of all the milk......
Everyone in the security hall was nauseous and disgusting......
All the audience in the theater were nauseous and disgusting......
Li Chenggong: "Talent! ”
The audience also admired: "Awesome!! ”
The next plot did not disappoint the audience who had already started the hilarious state. Li Chenggong and Niu Geng continued to meet each other on a narrow and narrow road in the plane.
Niu Geng began to vomit after getting on the plane, but he continued to play his awesome attributes. swallowed the vomit back, and Li Chenggong and the audience were disgusted again.
Niu Geng: "Waiter, open the window to breathe." ”
Flight Attendant: "I'm sorry, sir, but the cabin is completely enclosed. ”
This part of the plot caused the audience to burst into laughter again, and although this trailer has been watched, they still can't help laughing at this time.
Because of Niu Geng's crow's mouth, the plane returned. And Li Chenggong, who has always been pampered, had to get on the train, and after experiencing the surging crowds and pushing me, he finally came to the crowded hard seat......
Outcome......
"Hey, boss! Why are you here? A familiar phrase. In an instant, it was revealed that the two good friends met again under the wheel of history.
Li Chenggong feels that he is a little sad person who has been played by fate, and he is about to cry ~~~
The haunted man!!
However, Li Chenggong's tragedy is not over, and the seats for the two to buy tickets are the same.
Niu Geng: "Hey, our two tickets are the same!! ”
The audience was delighted.
Li Chenggong was dumbfounded. In the end, it took a long time. bought a replacement ticket, and Li Chenggong used the identification method on the Internet to find out that his ticket was a fake ticket from a copycat, and his heart was suddenly complicated and difficult to understand.
The hard way home was just the beginning, when the train was halfway there. Abrupt stop.
Niu Geng guessed: "Shouldn't the front be collapsed?" ”
Announcement: "Passengers, please note that there is a landslide 1 km in front of the railway, and the train cannot move forward for the time being......"
Niu Geng was proud: "Hey, it's really a landslide?" ”
Li Chenggong was stunned: "Close your crow's mouth!" ”
Hahaha~~~~ The theater burst into laughter again.
The train was suspended, and everyone had to get off the train and find other means of transportation. And Li Chenggong got on a small bus, and met the demonic Niu Geng again!!
The two met passionately again......
When the audience saw this scene, they were already so happy that their stomachs hurt.
Then, the road home continued to be bumpy, and the front of the minibus collapsed, and the driver said calmly: "If you are unlucky, like me last time, it was blocked for two days and one night." ”
Li Chenggong suggested changing the trail, but he hit someone and had an accident, and in the end Niu Geng saved Li Chenggong.
The minibus caught fire, and the two got entangled all the way again, got on a tractor full of dry straw, and continued on the road.
Along the way, although Li Chenggong was pitted by Niu Geng many times, he was gradually affected by the simple Niu Geng, and he was no longer so indifferent to people.
Later, Niu Geng encountered a scammer who used compassion to cheat money in the city, and gave all the money on his body to the scammer. When he met Li Chenggong, he said something that moved the audience a little: "It's better to be deceived, it means that no one is sick." ”
The two went to the hotel, but because of the problem of money, they only opened one room, and the owner thought they were gay.
At this point in the plot, the background music begins to become cheerful, and the audience knows that a funny plot is about to appear.
The follow-up plot did not disappoint the audience, and they soon burst into laughter.
The equipment of the hotel is pitted, the bed is very narrow, the light switch is short-circuited, the socket is without a two-pin jack, the bathroom is dilapidated, the faucet is out of water, and the water plug is broken......
Li Chenggong looked sad and looked in the mirror, and described the journey in one sentence: "Li Chenggong, what kind of sin have you created!" ”
Back in the room, Niu Geng talked in his sleep......
Li Chenggong wanted to use a stool to line up as a bed to sleep, but the stool broke and he fell down......
In the middle of the night, Li Chenggong was too cold, and he was forced to run to the 'tiny' bed, and then grabbed the quilt with Niu Geng in his sleep......
Li Chenggong found that Niu Geng was sleeping naked...... Disgusting!!
Niu Geng snored...... Suffering!!
Niu Geng grinds his teeth...... Terror!!
Niu Geng grabbed the pillow...... Angry!!
Niu Geng farted in the nest...... Angry!!
There was a lot of noise in the other rooms...... Suffering!!
Li Chenggong was so angry that he went crazy...... Crazy!!
Li Chenggong was going to that noisy room. You have to beat up those noisy people so that they can taste the power of Li Chenggong. Li Chenggong knocked on the noisy room, and then ...... Li Chenggong fled in embarrassment. Because there are n strong men in it, and n knives, guns, and clubs......
"Hahaha~~~"
"So talented!!"
All the fans went crazy with laughter. My face was numb with laughter.
Li Chenggong returned to the room and continued to sleep......
The guy in the bed answered the phone......
The person in the same bed is a woman!!
Got into the wrong room and got the wrong bed!!
Li Chenggong was full of cattle in an instant, and hurriedly got up quietly......
The woman spoke on the phone with a thick local accent and said, "I have to report to him every day what I eat, drink, and wear." I'm so tired. Isn't he going to catch the adulterer? I shouted at him to grab a shovel, grab a shovel......"
"......" really suited the situation, and Li Chenggong felt that he was about to collapse......
The woman didn't say it long before her careful-eyed husband came to catch the rapist. Li Chenggong did not escape. Finally, I found a curtain to block my body.
The subsequent plot development made fans laugh non-stop.
In order to express her dissatisfaction with her husband, the woman insisted that there was a handsome, dashing, rich and temperamental handsome guy hidden in the house.
The man's face was groveling and flattering.
"Wait for you to open it, open your dog's eyes and give me a good look." Then the woman rummaged through the cabinet and checked the bathroom. Check the quilt, check the bottom of the bed, check the curtains......
"Find out......"
"Wife, don't be angry, go home quickly~~" The man coaxed a lot to coax the woman's anger.
Just when the two were reconciled. A shoe fell off, and Li Chenggong, who was wearing red panties and bare hairy legs, was found......
Li Chenggong: "......" is hard.
Female: "......" lying * groove!! Where did this come from?
Man: "......"
Li Chenggong said weakly: "I...... I say...... I went to the wrong room, can you believe me? ”
"Hahaha~~~~"
The theater was full of hilarity again, and all the audience couldn't rest at all, this movie was so funny.
Although there were few people in the theater, the laughter was extremely loud, and everyone couldn't resist the hilarity, so they opened their arms and laughed relaxedly.
In the end, Li Chenggong lay down outside the corridor for the night, and as a result, he caught a cold.
Li Chenggong: What are you doing?
Niu Geng: Milking cows.
Li Chenggong: You were sent by God to punish me, right? You say the plane gets down, the plane comes down, you say the train stops, the train stops. I finally got on a bus and dumped you, it was able to turn around and drive back, and sleep at night, but it tossed me half to death, and I found out that you are a demon!
After the high * tide, the plot began to turn warm.
The female liar sponsored the children's touch, laughed all the way, and the two finally returned to their destination Changsha after hardships.
In the last ten minutes of the movie, although it is no longer funny, the warmth and emotion overflow the screen, overflow the theater, and overflow the hearts of all audiences......
After the movie was played, all the audience couldn't help but applaud.
Applaud for the sake of Niu Geng......
Applaud for Lee's success......
Applaud for the sake of the movie......
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In the following days, "People in Embarrassment" was still unpopular, and the daily attendance rate was not high, and it was accumulating people at the box office at a rate of about 2 million a day.
However, the score on Time.com is not low, reaching 8.5 points.
Xu Zheng and the others can be regarded as a little comforted......
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It's too time-consuming.