After the old liar charged me forty-six yuan, he was completely out of state, and he kept saying that he hadn't eaten breakfast this morning, and that he hadn't eaten fried dough and soy milk for a long time, and that he was not at all interested in me proofreading the typos behind the "STD advertisement".

You said that you are an immortal, everyone is Bigu Alchemy and enlightenment, you are good, you always talk about fried dough sticks and soy milk, when will you return to the heavenly realm?

The old liar didn't care about my contempt for him at all, and hurriedly left a phone number and left, and as soon as I returned to the corridor of my ward on the first floor, I heard the howl of a cow trampling a toad from outside the inpatient building: "Where is Lao Tzu's bicycle?" What about Lao Tzu's bicycle? Which one stole my bike? Lao Tzu draws a spell to kill you......"

At this time, my phone rang and two text messages came at the same time.

One is a text message from the gray wolf little policeman, saying that my government's reward of 100,000 yuan was not recognized, because even if I didn't stun Guo Dongsheng, he would be killed by the special police who had ambushed him in advance. But I did ask Han Feier, a beautiful policeman who pretended to be **, at the moment of crisis, so the police decided to reward me with a bonus of 20,000 yuan for righteousness and bravery, which has been fully credited to my medical expense account for treatment expenses, and if there is a balance, it will be my bonus.

The other one was sent by the hospital's finance office, saying that Mr. **, your 20,000 yuan medical fee deposit is now less than 1,000 yuan, please recharge as much as possible to avoid delaying treatment.

I was shocked, I didn't have anything to do, just the little nurse who had been with me in the ward for nearly a month, and I had useless injections every day, so my bonus for righteousness and courage was all used up? My nose was sore, and tears almost flowed out, how could this hospital be darker than Guo Dongsheng?

I hurriedly ran back to the ward, endured the surging blood pressure, and said to the little nurse who was humming in bed, "I'm going to be discharged!" ”

The little nurse didn't hear what I was saying, so I quickly pulled off her headphones and said very formally, "I'm going to be discharged today!" ”

The little nurse was stunned for a moment, her eyes flashed, and she sprayed me with an Oreo on my face, and I felt that it was strawberry flavored.

"No, you can't be discharged from the hospital, my leg is not healed yet!" The little nurse was very unreasonable.

I told her seriously: "My medical account is out of money, even if I am not discharged from the hospital, the hospital will expel me immediately!" ”

The little nurse glared and said angrily: "I think who dares to kick you out of the hospital, what's wrong with no money?" I'll pay for your hospitalization! ”

I almost pasted the Oreo crumbs on my face again, invited people to dinner, invited people to sing, invited people to travel, invited people to take a bath, did anyone ask people to be hospitalized?

I firmly stated that I had to be discharged from the hospital, and I said with a very moral heart that I could no longer occupy public resources for no reason, in fact, the key was that I would not be discharged from the hospital and I would have no more than 1,000 yuan left. The little nurse was stalking and smashing my thoughts around me, and hid my underwear, hmph, she didn't even know if I was wearing underwear or not.

The little nurse finally shouted angrily: "**, you are responsible for me!" "Then he kicked me in the ass.

I was surprised to find that the little nurse was using a broken plaster leg, and she even kicked the plaster tube away, leaving a smooth, delicate and slender white leg in the air, and her toenails were painted with pink nail polish.

Then she couldn't control her center of gravity, and when she threw herself forward, she threw herself into my arms, so my chest was hit by two big lumps again, but it was still very comfortable.

I was surprised and said, "You ......"

The little nurse was also embarrassed to say, "I ......."

Then we stared at the little eyes and had nothing to say, the little nurse was the big eye, and I was the little eye.

At this point, something is going to happen, like the phone ringing, the door opens, someone walks in, and so on.

So at this point my phone did ring, the door opened, and someone walked in. I turned my head to see that it was Luo Yongqing, who I hadn't seen for nearly a month, and then I looked back, followed by the third and fourth stupid people with strange faces.

When Luo Yongqing saw me and the little nurse in this posture, if he usually laughed and made fun of him, but today he was very strange, not grinning and not laughing, and he was still making a look!

Then I looked behind me and saw a pair of silver-white princess high heels with rhinestones, a pair of round and slender legs, and then plump, breasts, fat, buttocks, and ...... Damn, Gao Yue'e, see if Lao Tzu doesn't beat you...... No, I thought about it and hurriedly hugged the little nurse in my arms hard!

When the little nurse saw that I was taking advantage of her, her willow eyebrows were upside down and she was ready to have a seizure, and suddenly she looked up and saw Gao Yue'e, and immediately cooperated very much, hung her head and snuggled in my arms, and pinched my waist with her right hand. As a fat man, I have a circle of horizontal meat around my waist that feels really good.

"**, I ...... I have something I want you to help with......" Gao Yue'e looked at me and the little nurse with a look of affection and love, and said with a sigh.

Grandma, I know that you won't come to visit me, I've been shot for more than a month, and I haven't seen you come to comfort, no, condolences! Now that I see that I have something to look for, I actually came with Luo Yongqing, an adulterer, are you worried that I won't die, and I'm here to add some breath?

"Lijia Siguangna, if you have something, just say it, ** is from the same village as you, and it is your quasi-man, who will help you!" The fourth idiot gently shouted Gao Yue's unlucky English name.

I ignored Gao Yue'e, took out my mobile phone and glanced at the new text message that I didn't have time to read just now, it turned out to be sent by Luo Yongqing: "I'm pregnant!" ”

I was shocked, when did men have this function? was about to ask Luo Yongqing what he meant, when he heard Gao Yue'e say faintly: "I'm pregnant!" I was so shocked that I pushed the little nurse away, and I didn't care about her cursing me with her teeth, so I was ready to the bottle rack and Luo Yongqing desperately!

Luo Yongqing saw me casting a ferocious gaze on him, and shouted like a frightened bird: "It's not mine, it has nothing to do with me!" I wore a condom that day! Damn, I just opened a room, I will have to cover the cost of picking up girls in the future, and I will have to pay for it a few more times, wouldn't it be that I have to pay for your grandson's pickling girls! ”

Seeing that I could still kill people with my eyes, Luo Yongqing realized that his expression was not on the point, and added more tightly: "You are my brother, your brother's wife is welcome, no, you can't be bullied, now that I understand the kinship, they are all my own family, how can I do something that is inferior to a beast?" ”

The third and fourth idiots hurriedly came over and persuaded me: "Second child, calm down, don't be impulsive, listen to what others say!" ”

Gao Yue'e looked at a few of us dumbfounded, and then she came back to her senses and realized that she was the protagonist, worthy of being a professional in acting, and immediately her eyes turned red, and she sobbed and said, "**,... I've been raped! ”

As soon as I heard this, my eyes darkened, and I felt that thousands of crows flew over my head, each of which had a verdant olive branch in its mouth, and spit it directly on my head, forming a green straw hat, and there were two big characters embedded on the straw hat: "Green God"!

Now there is no blood pressure monitor to measure my blood pressure, if there is a blood pressure monitor, I guess I can soar the mercury column more than a meter away!

At this time, the mobile phone rang again, and it was still Luo Yongqing's text message: "Don't be impulsive, she volunteered!" ”

I was stunned, like an initiation, and immediately calmed down, you see, high emotional intelligence is so good!

Yes, Gao Yue'e is not a good stubble, she has been mixed with some rich one, two, three, four and five generations of officials for a long time, and she has delivered the goods to her own door, but others received the goods and did not pay, and then came to me to find a balance and find a home, so I was not fooled!

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