Since the old liar, as the representative of the heavenly realm in the human world, insisted on castrating the Erlang God, I personally had no opinion, so I had to nod and say: "It's up to you to call the shots, I listen to you!" ”

The old liar has lived for more than 2,000 years, and he is old and fine, so he can't hear that I am putting the blame on his head, he glanced at me with tears, stretched out his right index finger, bit it, and drew a talisman on the towering chest of the inflatable doll with blood.

Seeing that I didn't understand, the old liar explained: "I drew a guide identifier so that Erlang Zhenjun's divine consciousness knows how to project here!" ”

After a few minutes, a dark cloud suddenly floated in the originally sunny sky outside the window, and the surroundings immediately became very dim, the old liar stood up, knelt on the ground with a "poof", kowtowed three times to the inflatable doll imported from the United States, and shouted loudly: "Langya Sanxian Xu Fu welcomes Erlang Zhenjun!" ”

The old liar kowtowed and winked at me, asking me to join him. Cut, I won't do it, kowtow to an inflatable doll, a person with backbone like me really can't do it!

As the old liar shouted, a lightning bolt flashed outside the window, and the originally deflated inflatable doll actually slowly puffed up by itself, and the old liar explained: "This is the Gang Qi that escorted Erlang Zhenjun's divine consciousness to the mortal!" ”

The gas in the inflatable doll is getting more and more full, slowly floating up, holding a pair of huge breasts floating in the air, suddenly "poof", the forehead actually opened a hole, "Boom" leaked straight out, instantly deflated a lot, fell on the floor, half lying and half lying, a sultry posture.

"It's leaking, it's leaking!" I hurriedly shouted.

"Oops!" The old liar slapped his head, "I forgot that Erlang Zhenjun has three eyes, and the 'heavenly eye' in the middle has no real form to attach, so I had to open a hole, and it turned out to be leaking!" ”

The old liar quickly got up from the ground, took a roll of strong black tape on my desk, cut off a piece, and "snapped" it and stuck it on the head of the inflatable doll.

The inflatable doll was sealed with a leak hole, and then it slowly floated up again, and finally stood up directly, and a pair of normal eyes actually blinked.

"Alive, alive!" I shouted in surprise.

"Don't be noisy, it's disrespectful!" The old liar couldn't care about kowtowing, jumped up and covered my mouth, and smiled at the inflatable doll.

"Xu Fu-" The inflatable doll suddenly spoke, and the old liar was so frightened that he hurriedly went back to his knees, "You have been degraded to the mortal world for eight hundred years, can you think of your own sins?" ”

"Xu Fu confesses!" The old liar bowed down and said, "The dereliction of duty of the immortals, the loss of the treasure, the crime should be degraded!" ”

The inflatable doll nodded, and the rubber on the neck rattled, and it is estimated that the American manufacturers did not design the function of nodding.

The inflatable doll said to the old liar: "I have read the file of the 'Palace of Eliminating Evil', and the loss of 'Bi Xi Jue' is not all your fault. ”

The old liar was overjoyed when he heard this, and kowtowed a few more times, and this time he listened to the voice sincerely.

The inflatable doll looked at me again, as if she saw my face hanging, a little unhappy, and said sharply: "You are that mortal**?" You mortal, why don't you kneel when you see me? ”

The doll's plastic chest shook, my eyes suddenly darkened, and I instantly lost consciousness, and I had a general feeling that the sky had fallen and pressed down, and I couldn't help but want to kneel.

At this moment, the water drop amulet on my chest lit up, and a clear coolness surged up from the soles of my feet, faintly protecting my whole body, and my body shook a few times, but I still stood still.

Seeing this, the inflatable doll was not angry but happy, and said angrily: "Sure enough, it is the treasure of the water line, 'Bi Xi Jue', who has recognized the master, and has not even finished the first part of the 'Miao Character Scroll', and only with the power of the origin of the treasure can fight against my wisp of divine consciousness!" ”

There was a flash of light in the hole in its forehead, and it said to itself, "Well, why can't the eyes be opened this day?" ”

I am very happy in my heart, I call you to bully Lao Tzu, your heavenly eye is glued by the old liar with strong black tape, your eyelids can't be opened, and the light is not transparent at all, what else do you use?

The inflatable doll turned her head again and said to the old liar, "Have you ever spoken to you about the day before yesterday about your summons?" ”

"The lower immortal hasn't had time to say it to him yet!" The old liar quickly leaned down and bowed, then turned to me and said, "**, do you know the cycle of life and death?" ”

"Feudal superstition?" I was unimpressed.

"Wrong!" The old liar's face was awe-inspiring, damn, in front of me and in front of the leader, it was completely two people, "Reincarnation is not a feudal superstition, it can be explained by the conservation of energy in your science, you can understand it as a rule, an axiom, just like the earth revolves around the sun!" ”

"What does that have to do with me?" I don't quite understand what the old liar meant.

"Didn't we meet that guy who could use the wind attribute immortal technique the other day?" The old liar said patiently, "I was very surprised at the time, why is there still someone in the mortal world who can use immortal arts? It wasn't until I reported to the Heavenly Realm that the higher-level Celestial Realm found out that the 'Momentary Reincarnation Disk' in charge of the six realms of reincarnation was broken! ”

"Can the Celestial Baby still be bad?" I was startled, and subconsciously touched the water drop amulet, this treasure won't be bad too, right?

"It's not 'broken', it's just a little malfunctional!" The old liar glanced at the inflatable doll and said with some regret: "The 'Temporary Reincarnation Disk' has been running according to the established procedure for tens of billions of years, but now the environment of heaven and earth has changed, and no corresponding adjustments have been made, so there are some errors!" ”

I understand, after a long time, this "reincarnation disk" also needs software support, and the operating system has not been upgraded for a long time, and the security vulnerability has directly appeared.

The old liar continued: "Originally, in the 'Fleeting Reincarnation Disk', the immortals were immortal and immortal, and there was no need to enter reincarnation, but now there is a malfunction, and the identity of the immortals cannot be distinguished, so many immortals in the heavenly realm have taken advantage of this loophole to reincarnate in the mortal world privately!" ”

"So what?" I said disapprerovingly, "The cadres of the central government are tired of being bored, and they are also encouraged to take up posts in the localities!" ”

The old liar smiled bitterly: "However, they were reincarnated and did not drink 'Meng Po Soup', their memories will slowly awaken when they become adults, and the magical powers and immortal arts in their minds can be slowly practiced again, which is a terrible thing!" ”

Only then did I realize the strict nature of the problem, grandma's, if this group of reincarnated immortals cultivated immortal arts and did evil everywhere, not to mention the police, even the army would have nothing to do with them! The person I met that day, a wind blade went out, and one hundred and eighty policemen immediately reimbursed all of them, and it was useless to take a riot shield.

"Then you quickly send heavenly soldiers and generals to come down and arrest people!" Whoever is responsible, I still understand this, and the gods can't be relied.

The old liar coughed embarrassedly and said, "This kind of thing has happened in the Heavenly Realm, and only a few high-level people know about it at present, and you and I know about it in the mortal world, and the high-level people in the Heavenly Realm mean to let as few people know as few people as possible, and before more people know about it, they will all be arrested quietly!" ”

I almost let go of all the qi of the inflatable Erlang God with a fruit knife, how can this heavenly realm immortal have a problem with the cadres below, and he likes to cover up when something happens?

"Even if the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals descend to the earth, they can't use immortal arts due to the restrictions of the Heavenly Dao. And after these immortals are reincarnated, they belong to the scattered immortals who practice by themselves, on the contrary, the use of immortal arts is not restricted by the way of heaven, and the heavenly soldiers and generals can't beat them when they descend to earth! The old liar said, "In addition, in order to prevent more immortals from being reincarnated into mortals, the passages between the heavenly realm and the mortal world have all been sealed, and only a few high-level people at the Tianzun level can project their divine consciousness to descend to mortals!" ”

"What then?" I felt that this was a big problem, "So who is going to catch them in the sky?" ”

The old liar looked at me and grinned again: "It's up to you!" ”

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