What a big tree!

There was a tree at the end of the lawn, which was beyond my understanding of the term "tree". The neck is sore, and I don't see how tall it is, and the trunk is about the thickness of a basketball court, hey, read and concentrate on reading, it's not as thick as a basketball, it's as thick as a basketball court! It's not so much a tree as a wooden building.

"That's the Chaos Tree!" The old liar pointed to the big tree and said to me, "It is said that it is the spiritual root that began at the beginning of Chaos, and later Kuafu chased the sun, and died under this tree, and the flesh and soul nourished the tree root, so it is also a fairy treasure!" ”

"It's not a 'wonton tree' for a long time!" I was a little disappointed, I thought this would solve the food problem.

"Teacher Xu!" The old liar began to shout from afar, "The demeanor is still the same!" Last time I said goodbye, after decades, Mr. Xu is still so personable, chic and dignified, which can be described as extraordinary! ”

A person walked out of the roots of the tree, and also saluted the old liar, and said with a thick throat: "Xu Fu, you old boy is not dead yet?" What a scourge for thousands of years! Damn, I guess I haven't seen you for more than a hundred years, right? ”

"No, not a hundred years!" The old liar laughed, "How can there be a hundred years?" The demeanor of Wenqu Xingjun, Xu Mou's heart is very yearning, he will sleep and eat restlessly if he doesn't see him for a day, so he can wait for a hundred years, doesn't it teach people to want to die? ”

I listened to the old liar's words so sensually, and I felt that my goosebumps had fallen to the ground, and I could find a broom to sweep them up.

The old liar turned to me and whispered, "Try to say good things, he likes it!" Then he raised his tone and said to the man: "Wenqu Xingjun, you have nothing to do but go to the Three Treasures Palace, today I am sending you students!" ”

When I got closer, I saw clearly, and in the distance stood a rough fat man with a big face and three thick, with a face full of meat, wearing a silk shirt, with an open chest, and his trouser belt could not bind his stomach.

"Are you sure it's Wenqu Xing, not Maitreya Buddha?" I asked the old liar in a low voice, shouldn't Wenqu Xing be a lupine scarf, and Yushu is in the wind?

"Shhhhh The old liar made a gesture and whispered, "The problem of reincarnation, the genetics are not good!" ”

I'm a little speechless, even on Zhu Bajie, Feng Sanniang, I know that there are three reincarnation accidents, it seems that this reincarnation is also a high-risk job, well, remember, cherish life, stay away from reincarnation!

The fat man Wen Quxing smiled at the old liar: "Hehe, what kind of chops do you send to Lao Tzu?" Hey, a few days ago, the stupid bird in Heavenly Court, that is, Qingluan, sent the latest issue of "Heavenly Court Newspaper", and the advertisement in the middle seam said that you kid actually made a great contribution, exempted from responsibility, and returned to Heaven to restore the immortal 箮, so why are you still in the human world now? "How boring is this Wenqu star? Do you also see advertisements in newspapers?

"How can it be so easy to be exempted from responsibility, and the above has explained another job, and you can only go back when you finish it! How can it be like Xingjun who resides in the human world, chic and happy, and can benefit the world, accumulating merit and luck! ”

The old liar also replied with a smile, and stretched out his hand to drag me out from behind, "I already caused trouble to Xingjun a few days ago, today I came to report, and secondly, I brought a student to Xingjun!" The recruitment has been reviewed there! ”

I hurriedly followed the gesture of the old liar, made a deep bow, and said respectfully: "I've seen Xingjun!" ”

Wen Quxing looked at the old liar, looked at me again, stretched out his hand and waved, which was regarded as a gift from me, and asked: "This year's enrollment quota is hugely tight, and the Yuhuan girl in charge of the enrollment review can look at the right eye, they must not be ordinary people, this kid is the child of the gods above in the world?" ”

The old liar sneered: "No! ”

Wen Quxing asked again: "Is that those dementia, those scattered immortals who have cultivated in the mortal world and attained enlightenment, have been ignited by the gods above?" ”

The old liar shook his head and said, "Not either! ”

"That's with the blood of a divine beast, awakened?"

"No, just a mortal!" The old liar still shook his head.

"I rely on you old boy, since you are not, a bird mortal, what are you doing with leading him to Lao Tzu's one-third of an acre? Yuhuan sister is also so distracted, I will talk about her later. Add to the chaos, so that Lao Tzu will have to use 'speechless beads' to deal with it later! Wen Quxing frowned, and there was some dissatisfaction in his tone.

The old liar smiled, and just like Fang Cai, he mysteriously stepped forward and whispered to Wen Quxing, needless to say, I knew that he had helped me recognize a cheap father with an amazing background, and I didn't know if my father would feel itchy forehead and have symptoms of opening the third eye in the village.

"Well, apprentice gods, damn it, that means there are gods in you, but you haven't got the right position? Is that still reading a yarn with me? Wen Quxing suddenly realized, and glanced at me meaningfully, "That's the case, anyway, it doesn't occupy a place, **, Lao Tzu has accepted you, let's go to the classroom!" ”

Classroom? Where are the classrooms? I was wondering, as soon as the old liar pulled my sleeve, he hit the chaos tree behind Wen Quxing, I "ah-" sound, before I had time to close my mouth, I found that I and the old liar had run into the trunk of the tree, it was actually an antique classroom, soft couch wood case, four treasures of the study, actually the same as the private school in the TV.

The old crook took me to a seat and sat down, and then I found another seat to sit down. I was surprised and asked, "You're also coming to class?" Aren't you going back to Hangang City? ”

"No, I'm a teacher!" The old liar gritted his teeth, "I sent a letter a few days ago, Wenquxing is already short of teachers here, so please ask me to temporarily serve as a lecturer in the training class!" I'm with you today for the opening ceremony! ”

Only then did I remember that the old liar said to Wen Quxing, "Come to report today", and the feeling is that I have found another part-time job, this old liar, or I don't delay anything!

"Hey, let me ask you, how does Wen Quxing know that you have recovered your immortal 箮?" I don't understand it.

"Didn't he say that? From the "Heavenly Court News", this training class can be regarded as a branch of the Heavenly Realm in the human world, so the "Heavenly Court News" will also send a copy here! The old liar explained.

"There's another question," I've thought about for a long time, "why did you sign up for me in the name of Erlang God?" Isn't my master Jiang Ziya Jiang Taigong? Isn't that big enough? ”

The old liar replied dryly: "I'm too old to forget about it!" ”

I was speechless, this answer was simple and crude, but it was well-reasoned and irrefutable!

Turning his head and looking around, more than half of the people in the classroom have been made one after another, no, creatures, can only be summed up by creatures! There are those with horns, those with four legs, those with wings, and those with fangs, and there are not many human figures.

The more I looked at it, the more panicked I became, as if they could all eat people, I couldn't hold it anymore, poked the old liar with my elbow, and asked in horror: "What are these 'people'?" ”

"Your classmates!" The old liar was quite unimpressed, shrugged his shoulders and whispered, "All of them are descendants of the blood of gods and immortals or divine beasts, all of them are not small, and they are all related to the heavenly realm, otherwise how can they enter this training class?" ”

After a long time, I was purely a poor boy who accidentally stumbled into an aristocratic school? But also, who can take out the tuition for a bottle of Five Elements Essence without a little background? I can't earn it back if I am a trainee land master for 10,000 years!

"Look at the horned one!" The old liar secretly pouted and whispered, "I guessed correctly, the immortal cow clan is the descendant of the cowherd's cow, the cowherd married the weaver girl, and he can be regarded as the son-in-law of the Queen Mother of the West, and he has become a god by raising the cow, and this kid is the descendant of the cow left in the world!" ”

"Uh......" I was a little speechless, thinking of the little boy just now, Kua'e mountains and rivers, it really has something to do with it.

"If you look at the butterfly wings again, it must be the descendant of the Chang'e family of the Moon Palace, Chang'e itself is the 10,000-year-old color butterfly, and Hou Yi was relegated to the world together and gave birth to a child, leaving a bloodline to this day!"

"Look ......"

In order to show that he is well-informed, the old liar commented one by one, only teaching me to feel the strong nepotism of the second generation of this god, and I feel inferior in my heart.

"But there's one thing I don't understand!" I asked the old liar a little confused, "They are all descendants of immortals, and they all have the blood of immortals, aren't they gods?" Why do you want to come to this course? How good is it to be a young master at home and eat fragrant and drink spicy? ”

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