"That medicine is not very easy to match, and there are still a few flavors of medicine that I can't find!" The old liar expressed helplessness, "I don't have a rut, I'm annoyed, I want to find a way to get a bowl of Meng Po soup for her!" ”

"Don't, that medicine is too powerful!" I'm worried that Lin Hao will become an idiot from now on, but I also know that with the old liar's current ability, he can't get Meng Po soup.

"Or, Zhao'an?" I weakly mentioned a Jianyì.

The old liar thought for a moment and shook his head: "How to recruit An?" Tell her all the truth? said that we are all immortals, and it was also a fairy who blew her in the wind that day, so didn't it scare her to death? Besides, what if she knew? It's just a matter of trouble, and outsiders will treat her as a fool! ”

I felt reasonable, and suddenly I had an idea, and said to the old liar: "Old liar, how did you cultivate to become an immortal back then? ”

When the old liar saw me asking about this, he said proudly: "I don't have your life, and I have the treasure of the heavenly realm to recognize the Lord, and I am directly mixed up with a god." I studied under Mr. Guiguzi back then, and I went through a lot of hardships to find the 'immortal grass' in Zuzhou, save thousands of lives, and accumulate merit to ascend! ”

The old liar who has been making trouble for a long time has risen by merit, and I have always thought that he has ascended by alchemy.

I pondered for a moment and asked, "Then you don't need a spiritual root immortal to cultivate, what qualifications do you have?" ”

The old liar said awe-inspiringly: "Of course I need to, there were so many disciples under Mr. Guigu back then, only I, Xu Fuke, had a spiritual root, and Mr. Guigu pointed out to me the way of cultivating immortals, and they were all brothers in the same sect, Su Qin and Zhang Yi could only practice the art of vertical and horizontal, and Sun Bin and Pang Juan could only practice the art of war!" ”

"Then look, does Lin Hao have a spiritual root?" That's the answer I wanted.

"Now that the environment is destroying strictly, the aura of heaven and earth is thin, where are there so many spiritual roots? There are many cultivation sects in the world now, and none of them have succeeded! The old liar shook his head, "Look at the spiritual root to open the eye of heaven, I have been demoted to the mortal, the immortal urn has not yet recovered, and I can't see if I can't open the eye of heaven!" ”

I was a little disappointed, and muttered: "Originally, I thought that your elixir was not worthy of the Year of the Monkey, and to solve this big trouble in front of me, one is to ruthlessly kill her, but this is not our righteous fairy style, and the other is to recruit her, I will accept her as an apprentice and let her follow us to cultivate immortals, isn't this the end?" ”

"That's right!" The old liar slapped his thigh, "Why didn't I think of this?" Let her cultivate immortals and make a natal oath! ”

"What is a natal oath?" Although my level is higher than that of the old liar, I really don't know anything about business, "It's useless to make a vow, and the marriage certificate is stamped, and I haven't gone out to package the junior!" ”

The old liar looked at me and said with a sense of superiority, "You just got the gods, of course you don't know!" If you embark on the road of cultivating immortals, the Heavenly Dao will naturally monitor, and if you violate your natal oath, the sky will hit five thunders! ”

I stuck out my tongue and hurriedly recalled whether I had made any mortal vows in the first place, such as not watching romantic action movies from now on, and it seemed that it would be better to swear less in the future. Now our identities are different, trainee celestial civil servants, and they are official people, so we should be more stable in our words and deeds!

"You think it's a good idea, too? Isn't that what it is? My idea was approved, "But if she really doesn't have a spiritual root, isn't that a lifetime of delay?" ”

"Spiritual roots are indeed a big problem!" The old liar frowned, and then I said: "Actually, there is also a way, according to the rules of heaven, the living gods can turn mortals into immortals, that's all for later, you yourself are still a trainee god!" ”

"Damn! It's back! I heard a crisp and rapid sound of high heels coming from the wooden floor in the hallway, "Don't say it, that little girl Lin Hazy is back!" What do you run away with a piece of garbage? ”

"Continue to pretend to be stupid, it's a matter of heaven, you must bear it!" The old liar instructed, and I nodded.

With a "bang", Lin Hazy pushed the door open in a hurry, and the whole person rushed in, bringing a gust of wind, and the fragrance was very good.

I hurriedly lay down on the bed, staring at the ceiling with demented eyes, and the old liar smiled at Lin Hazy, picked up a cigarette with an incomprehensible depth, and began to swallow the clouds.

Lin Hao looked at me, then at the old liar, then at me, then at the old liar, gritted his teeth, suddenly picked up the short skirt that was not in the way, knelt on the floor at once, kowtowed three times at the old liar, and said crisply: "Old fairy, I would like to worship you as a teacher, and please accept me as an apprentice!" "The snow-white forehead was still banging loudly on the wooden floor, and this time it was too violent, and it was completely out of our strategic plan.

"Oh, Mr. Kobayashi, where are you singing? Hurry up, hurry up! The old liar glanced at me, and coughed twice in a fake appearance, making a panicked look, his expression was real, and his movements were natural, he could win the Little Golden Man Award, "Alas, I have told you a hundred times, I am not a fairy......"

"Old fairy, don't lie to me, I know everything!" Lin Hao bit his lip, revealed two little tiger teeth, and said ruthlessly, "You are an immortal who has been demoted, a master disciple of Guiguzi, Xu Fu!" **It is a trainee deity, and he has been recognized by the treasure of the heavenly realm! ”

I was so shocked that I bounced out of bed, where did this chick know? I still know it so clearly, it seems that I can't do it this time, alas, I hurt her, happy earthling! Anyway, I can't do it, let the old liar figure it out, who makes me the leader?

The old liar was also shocked, Rao couldn't react even if he lived for thousands of years, and he was still using weak excuses to do useless hypnosis: "Teacher Xiaolin, this, this, where do you see this?" What kind of immortal am I? You're dreaming again, you're still sleepwalking, go back to sleep! ”

"Teacher Lin, Lin Beauty? You're dreaming, you're definitely dreaming! I also hurriedly helped, pinched my thigh hard, and forced myself to laugh in pain, "Look, it doesn't hurt me to pinch myself, you must be dreaming!" ”

Lin Hao was anxious, the pungency of "Little Pepper" came up again, jumped up from the floor, and hit my thigh, so painful that I screamed "oops", Lin Hao squinted at me, and said with a half-smile: "It doesn't hurt?" Dream? Do you want to come again? ”

The old liar saw that I was abused by Lin Hao, and he was still explaining inhumanely: "It doesn't hurt, it really doesn't hurt, he cooperates with you to perform, in fact, it doesn't hurt at all, it's still a dream, it's a dream!" ”

Lin Hao saw that the two of us were still covering our ears and stealing the bell to charge the garlic, so he directly took out his mobile phone, fiddled with it twice, and heard the voice of the old liar coming from inside: "I don't have your life, there is a heavenly treasure to recognize the Lord, and I am directly mixed with a god." I studied under Mr. Guigu back then, and I went through a lot of hardships to find the 'immortal grass' in Zuzhou, save thousands of lives, and accumulate merit to ascend! ”

Fast forward again, "How do you recruit An?" Tell her all the truth? said that we are all immortals, and it was also a fairy who blew her in the wind that day, so didn't it scare her to death? Besides, what if she knew? It's just a matter of trouble, and outsiders will treat her as a fool! ”

Lin Hao saw that I and the old liar were stunned, so he took out a small box from under the old liar's bed and smiled at the two of us: "High-tech long-distance eavesdropping device, effective within 100 meters, the 'Touch Treasure Network' was out of stock a few days ago, and it only arrived today!" ”

This time, the old liar and I were dumbfounded, damn, I still have little experience with the enemy, why didn't I think to use my divine sense to scan the bedroom if there is a bugger? Immortals can't do high-tech, they are not afraid of spicy girls, they are afraid that girls are educated! In "Latent", people sprinkle incense ash at the door every day when they go out, and check the bugging device when they enter the door!

Seeing that the two of us were speechless, Lin Hao knelt on the floor again, and kowtowed three times at the old liar: "Please also ask the old fairy to accept me as an apprentice!" ”