"Teacher Lin, morning!"

"Hello Mr. Lin, come to check the dormitory so early?"

"Mr. Kobayashi, you are so beautiful today......"

I spread my sense, and I saw Lin Hao carrying a big bag, walking from the corridor to our bedroom with the two big white legs that had been indelible in my mind. I opened my eyes and looked at the old crook sleeping across from me, sighed helplessly, and reached out to pull the woolen blanket and cover my head, like two ostriches with their heads stuck in the sand and only their butts exposed.

Lin Hao walked to the door of our dormitory, didn't even knock on the door, skillfully took out a bank card, inserted it into the crack of the door and swiped it gently, the movement was smooth like a habitual thief, and the bedroom door opened without a fight. She crept into the room, turned and closed the door, then took out the bag of all kinds of breakfasts, arranged them neatly, and sat down in her chair and waited quietly for us to get up.

The old liar pretended to be asleep calmly, I was really suffocated by urine, and as soon as I opened my eyes and was about to get up, Lin Hao had already taken out the clean clothes from my bag and handed them to me, looking at me with a pretty face.

"Uh...... Old liar, get up and play dead? "I really couldn't stand this embarrassing scene, so I quickly yelled at the old liar and shifted the focus.

"Ahh ”

Lin Hao smiled, didn't speak, reached out and handed a "limited edition soft pack long filter China" to the old liar's mouth, the old liar took it in his mouth without resistance, Lin Hao took out a zippo, and with a "snap" sound, he lit it to the old liar.

Seeing the old liar spitting out a puff of cigarette comfortably, Lin Hao said softly to the old liar: "Old fairy, I have prepared the toothpaste and cup, and the water temperature of the basin is just right, do you want me to ......?"

"Don't, don't, Mr. Kobayashi, what are you doing here?" The old liar couldn't stand it a little, and shouted to stop, "Teacher Xiaolin, I've said it many times, I'm not a fairy, or an old man who picked up the tatters with the kindness of **!" It's not a fairy either, you're mistaken! ”

Lin Hao didn't argue, turned her head to look at me with a smile, I couldn't help but shudder, and suddenly remembered a few boys who were beaten by her and bled out: "I, I'll go to the toilet!" ”

"Hurry up and wash your mouth and face and come back for breakfast, I bought your favorite glutinous rice chicken!" Lin Hao shouted sweetly behind me, and I ran away, holding my head and running away.

"On the Self-cultivation of Actors" said that the most difficult role in the world is a fool. The old liar and I have been pretending to be stupid for more than half a month, and we already feel that we can't go on with all the tricks.

It's been half a month, and the old liar's forgotten elixir has not yet been dispensed, but Lin Hao is like a different person, changing the popularity of the little pepper, with the patience that is absolutely comparable to that of ordinary people, he comes to our dormitory early every morning to report, and is busy with the spring breeze, and takes care of the originally messy dormitory like a five-star hotel.

But the old liar and I knew that Lin Hao was inquiring about what happened that night, and decided that the old liar was a fairy, and I was his apprentice, do you think I am a loss? I'm obviously the leader!

"**, you have a course of "Advanced Mathematics" this morning, and a course of "Analytical Chemistry Practice" in the afternoon, do you think you still go to it? If you feel tired and want to take a break, I'll help you ask the teacher for a leave! "I can't believe my ears at all, is this still the "little pepper" homeroom teacher who grabbed my ears and scolded me for not studying?

"Old fairy, I went to the mall yesterday to buy you a futon made of silk, and it is said that sitting on it and meditating will not cause prickly heat!" Lin Hao began to focus on the old liar again, "Although your mana is strong, I still need it for meditation, right?" ”

The old liar was really speechless, coughed dryly, and said: "Teacher Xiaolin, I have told you more than a hundred times, I am not a god, and I didn't save you that night, did you remember it in your dreams?" Don't believe me, you ask**? ”

"I don't know anything, Mr. Lin, I have always respected you very much, and I never dared to lie to you!" I see that the old liar is trying to lead the smoke of gunpowder to my side, how can I be fooled by this, in order to lie in the past few days, my voice is about to bubble, but it is still full of loopholes. A lie needs ten lies to complete, and ten lies to round a lie need a hundred lies to complete, I'm going crazy, I am dreaming of explaining to Lin Hao at night.

"I know I'm dreaming! But some dreams are inexplicable! Lin Hao still smiled sweetly, stretched out his hand and handed me a fritter, and said to himself lightly, "I dreamed that the old fairy was split at the waist that night, but the blood stains on my white dress are still there, and the words on the flower bed in the Hanjiang Auditorium are still there; It was my dream that I was bruised by the wind of that evil fairy, but when I went to the eastern suburbs elementary school, I saw that my motorcycle had been scrapped, the plane tree with the thickness of a bucket was broken, and there was a big hole in the wall; I've never been to Dongjiao Primary School, but I dreamed that there was a river next to it, and there really was a river; **It's my dream to be able to conjure a big pot lid, and it's also my dream that he can breathe under the water, but why is there still a tooth mark on his mouth a few days ago, and there are two small tiger teeth that are exactly the same as mine? ”

Speaking of this paragraph, Lin Miao's face turned red, my face turned green, and the old liar's face turned white, the enemy's experience was still insufficient, I only thought of perfunctory, but I didn't expect that we still left so many clues, it's not that we are incompetent, it's that Lin Miao's chick is too smart, and the graduate students of Hanjiang University can't be admitted for no reason, and they have learned theory and practical investigation!

"And going back further, there are more doubts!" Lin Hao then analyzed, "** Sports has always been very poor, but it can kill two underworld elements, and there is a killer among them!" He is a weak fat man, he can't finish a thousand-meter physical fitness test, and he can be discharged from the hospital so quickly with such a serious injury, even the doctor says it's a miracle, but are there so many miracles? ”

This kind of meeting has been going on dozens of times, and every time the three of us have met and negotiated here, we will come to an abrupt end, leaving a lot of unanswered questions, and then the rest of the established procedure is for me and the old liar to talk about him left and right, or bury our heads in the delicacies that Lin Hazy has bought.

Originally, the old liar and I could completely let Lin Hao eat a closed door and ignore her, but first, we can't stiffen the relationship with Lin Hao, so as not to expand the bad influence, and secondly, we two poor people who are not angry, we really can't resist the temptation of extravagant life, especially the old liar has no resistance to the various high-end cigarettes provided by Lin Hao, so it has evolved into this stalemate.

Lin Hao saw that we began to pretend to be stupid again, and stopped talking, sitting quietly on the side, observing me and the old liar with a pair of beautiful eyes without blinking, just like a quiet lioness on the African savannah staring at the yellow antelope in the distance, as if looking at her prey and the Chinese food on the plate, making us both creepy and uncomfortable.

"Old liar, you can't go on like this!" Taking advantage of Lin Hao's outing to throw out the garbage, I seized the opportunity to say to the old liar, "It's been half a month, every day we are waiting and squatting, we don't have any freedom at all, I haven't watched the video of Teacher Cang and Sister Bodo for a long time!" Also, this chick wears so beautiful and cool in front of me every day, I don't dare to masturbate, suffer! Why haven't you made any pills yet? Can you take a snack! ”