In the dungeon, fifteen inner secret agents were tied to the cross by Wuhuada, and when they opened their eyes, they saw Liu Bang sitting on the Taishi chair, and Xiahou Ying and others on both sides......

Liu Bang sneered and snorted, his big black face dumbfounded.

Liu Bang hummed and said, "Are you still arrogant?" ”

The big black face immediately said, "Don't dare anymore!" Brother Bang, you are really wise and powerful...... Oh woo......"

Fan Hao covered his nose and stuffed his shoes into the mouth of the big black face......

Liu Bang has a black line on his face, "Meow, the mouth that swallowed the best poop is different, it's been two days and it's still so stinky!" ”

There was no way, Liu Bang could only bring up the gas mask, and then Fan Hao tore off the shoes in the mouth of the big black face with a cold face, and threw it casually, "Meow, don't do it!" ”

Liu Bang sneered: "Now you can tell me which green onion you are!" ”

The big black face smiled all over his face, "Okay! The small one's name is Li Shiqi, and he is a senior secret agent of the Tianzi No. 1 Group of the Great Qin Imperial Palace......"

Wang Xiaoming was stunned, the world's No. 1 lobbyist eats it?

It is said that his mouth is super capable......

Liu Bang glared: "Just like you, you're a senior secret agent!" I, the best male god, actually only made a Surabaya pavilion chief, so I was so special......"

Li Shiqi immediately continued: "It's not! This is really God's blindness, burying you like you, the embodiment of beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry, better than Pan An, only better than Qu Yuan's best talent! ”

Wang Xiaoming was dizzy when he heard it, the rumors were really true, big brother! Your kung fu of opening your eyes and talking nonsense can be regarded as opening the eyes of the little brother, compared to you, I am really Chinese football against Brazil, I really want to worship you as!

Liu Bang's face couldn't help but improve, and he smiled, "You kid has good eyes......

Li Shiqi shook his head again and again, "Alas! Brother Bang, you are wrong, in fact, my eyes are almost blind, and I can't see anyone clearly, but as soon as I see you, it is as if I see a ray of light in the dark, so vivid, so outstanding......"

Liu Bang had a stronger smile on his face, and Wang Xiaoming looked disdainful, you have to have a degree of nonsense when you open your eyes and talk nonsense!

"Your image is as merciful as the Lord Jesus, and you have given us the Gospel to guide us lost people to find the way to ...... Oh no! A bright path to happiness...... Amitabha! ”

The corners of Wang Xiaoming's mouth twitched, big brother, your slogan was mispronounced!

Liu Bang shook his chair with a smile, "Go on, go on!" ”

Li Shiqi was encouraged, "Buddhism has clouds, saving a life is better than creating a seven-level floating slaughter, I am not as good as hell who goes to hell, these acts of sacrifice and righteousness, I guess you must have done it often, your noble sentiments are admired by the world, your mind is wider than the sky, if the Buddha wants to lick your toes, we all hate his bad breath...... Ah, hallelujah! ”

Wang Xiaoming's feet were weak, and he almost knelt, okay, big brother, you didn't pronounce the slogan wrong.

Liu Bang laughed so hard that he was bleeding to the ground: "The young man has a future!" Hahaha...... Fan Xu, let him go! ”

Li Shiqi thanked him again and again......

Wang Xiaoming finally couldn't help but say disdainfully: "Hmph! Full sycophant, I really don't know how you became a high-level secret agent? ”

Li Shiqi smiled: "Pat the sycophants!" ”

Wang Xiaoming "............"

Liu Bang was stunned, and as soon as he was happy, Xiahou Ying didn't do it......

Without waiting for Xiahou Ying to speak, Li Shiqi immediately greeted him, "Isn't this our chivalrous and righteous Xiahou Ying hero?"

Alas! Ashamed, when you and I fought against each other that day, it can be described as life and death, but with one thought, you are righteous and awe-inspiring, and deliberately show mercy to your subordinates, but I am despicable and shameless to hurt people with secret arrows, ashamed! ……”

Xiahou Ying said, "Really? Oh...... If you think about it, it seems that this was the case at the time......"

With a "plop", Li Shiqi knelt on the ground, "Please accept my confession from Brother Xiahou!" ”

Xiahou Ying smirked, "Hehe...... Okay, okay, it's a trivial matter! I've got a lot of them, forget it! Alas! Brother Bang, you see these naked men are quite pitiful, the yellow bile water was vomited clean two days ago......"

Liu Bang waved his hand happily: "Yes, yes, yes!" People are guests who come from afar, how can we just invite people to eat? Let them all go! Banquet! ”

The banquet is very rich, Liu Bang has never been so generous, now that he is rich, he is willful when he is happy, and he specially boiled a large pot of the best golden silk blood bird's nest to rinse the naked guys' mouths and go to the Xiangwei in their mouths......

"Brother Bang is really a treasure of feng shui here, outstanding people, Brother Bang doesn't need to say more, even his subordinates are all brave and good at fighting, to be honest, I have seen a lot of heroes, but none of them can look as handsome as everyone here, your nose hair style is much more handsome than those star members outside!" ……”

Fan Hao and the others said, "Where, where...... But that's pretty much the case! ”

Liu Bang sneered disdainfully, "What is almost!" That's it!

Those killers out there want to compare with me? Why!

Just because they wipe some of the L'Oréal from Paris every day, they want to shorten the distance with me?

Phew! The boogers I casually deducted are more moisturizing than that thing......"

Li Shiqi immediately said, "That's not it! So don't throw away the boogers that Brother Bang picks out in the future! Lest you get those dicks cheaper......"

Liu Bang, who was deducting boogers, heard "Yes!" Forget it, look at your good person, this piece of boogers will reward you......"

Li Shiqi's chicken jelly jumped in front of Liu Bang's table: "I'm really smoking from the ancestral tomb!" actually let me get the world's most treasure-Brother Bang boogers! Come on, come on, I'll wipe it evenly......"

Wang Xiaoming couldn't stand it anymore and left his seat......

At this moment, he really has a feeling that everyone is drunk and I am awake, and I am alone in the world.

Liu Bang tasted the sweetness of robbery, and he had already thrown his original intention of opposing Qin into the pit to feed the maggot baby.

The Great Qin Empire was overthrown by Xiang Yu and Liu Bang, and it was impossible for Xiang Yu to succeed in the anti-Qin cause alone......

The plot of history is completely out of the script, what should I do next?

Wang Xiaoming was melancholy in his heart, strolling alone in the back garden, but saw Yu Ji with a sad face, stroking the piano alone under the moon......

The fairy in the neon dress is so beautiful that it is incredibly beautiful......

She has been in Mangdang Mountain for so long, and she has often done so.

Wang Xiaoming wanted to get close several times, but was ruthlessly refused.

But today, Wang Xiaoming walked over slowly.

Seeing Wang Xiaoming's arrival, Yu Ji was not surprised, nor was she surprised.

It turned out that in Yu Ji's eyes, he didn't have a sense of zài.

Wang Xiaoming's heart was very chaotic and annoying, he didn't know where he got the courage today, maybe it was because he had a few more drinks just now, so he smiled bitterly and sat down on the side, "Are you thinking about Xiang Yu again?" ”

Yu Ji said coldly, "Does this have anything to do with you?" ”

Wang Xiaoming said, "It's okay, it's just a little strange that you are waiting like this." ”

Yu Ji wondered, "Incredible? What do you mean? ”

Wang Xiaoming said with a smile, "In our hometown, there are few girls who are as stupid as you, and will wait for a man for more than half a year, I really doubt that you have something wrong......

Wang Xiaoming had never spoken to Yu Ji in this tone, he should have been drunk.

Yu Ji thought for a while and said, "Although others don't know, you know, although I and Shaoyu haven't married yet, but ......"

Wang Xiaoming didn't think it was funny, "It's just a membrane, how big is it worth being so angry?" ”

Yu Ji blushed and said, "Can you be a little shameless and not speak so disgusting?" ”

Wang Xiaoming sighed and said, "Okay, okay, even if I don't like what I say, then what do you want to do and just keep waiting?" ”

Yu Ji's eyes turned red, "Don't wait, what else can I do, I'm already his person." ”

Wang Xiaoming was unconsciously angry, "His people? Just slept for a while, is it his person? In our hometown, what girl sleeps with only one man in her life......"

There was a crisp sound of "pop", and Wang Xiaoming was slapped firmly.

Yu Ji angrily reprimanded: "Shameless! ”

After saying that, he turned around and was about to leave.

Wang Xiaoming's wine was also woken up a lot, and he hurriedly blocked Yu Ji, "Okay, okay, even if I drank too much, it's nonsense,

Actually, what I want to say is that everyone's destiny is their own!

He lied to you, I don't want to say he doesn't love you, but at least he doesn't love you as much as you think, you really should think about yourself more, there's no need to be so careless, you know? ”

Yu Ji showed an indescribable expression, "I really don't understand why your thoughts are always so absurd and unreasonable, a woman, isn't what she has to do in her life is to respect her husband and keep the way, and be cautious?" But you want me to be a shameless, ...... who lives in the twilight."

Wang Xiaoming smiled bitterly and resented, "You say I'm absurd, in fact, your thoughts are not absurd and unreasonable in my opinion, it's really not a person from the same world, I really want to ask you, according to what you say, what if one day in the future, Xiang Yu is cornered?" Do you want to die with him? ”

Yu Ji said categorically: "Yes!" ”

Wang Xiaoming scratched his messy hair, gritted his teeth and said angrily, "Remember last time I told you that I have someone I like?" ”

Yu Ji said disdainfully, "What's ...... about me?"

Wang Xiaoming said with a straight face: "It's you!" ”

Yu Ji was stunned, and after a long time, she hurriedly said, "I didn't say it to you!" ”

Wang Xiaoming said: "I have already said it. ”

Yu Ji was anxious and angry, "I didn't hear it!" ”

Wang Xiaoming said: "Then I'll say it again." ”

Yu Ji hurriedly said, "What do you want!" ”

Wang Xiaoming smiled bitterly, "I don't know what I want, I really want to sue you, but I know you won't believe it."

You may not know, in fact, I never thought that I would really fall in love with someone until I met you that day,

In fact, I also know that it will not be me who you fall in love with in the end, and I can accept that.

But what I can't accept is that when you die, you don't know that I actually love you,

So I think you know, you have to know, I love you......"

Yu Ji was flustered when she heard this, and hurriedly said, "You're drunk!" ”

Wang Xiaoming smiled helplessly, "Yes...... I'm drunk......"

Yu Ji didn't wait for Wang Xiaoming to speak again, and almost fled......

Wang Xiaoming cried, yes, he really cried.

Suddenly, he looked up to the sky and shouted, "You fucking life! I'll fuck your sister! ”

This book was first published in Reading Rim