Chapter 8 Liu Bangfan successfully got off the list
In front of the Lu Mansion, people come and go, the traffic is busy, and it is full of people watching the excitement.
But not all cats and dogs can go to the banquet, they have to ask for money!
Not only does it ask for money, but it also clearly marks the price.
Fifty taels can be seated in the courtyard, one hundred taels can be seated under the eaves, five hundred taels can be seated in the inner hall, and one thousand taels can be at the same table with Lu Gong.
The guests who came and went went inside, and there was a welcome person at the door who wanted to drink, "Master Wang, congratulations on a hundred dollars!" ”
"Li Gongzi congratulates fifty dollars!"
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These people are also fighting hard to see Lu Gong.
Liu Bang pinched the ten taels of silver in his hand and stood in front of the door messily.
Fan smacked his lips, "The cost of this wife is too high, it's not enough to sell a kidney!" ”
The banquet was about to start, and seeing that Liu Bang was still hesitating, Wang Xiaoming urged on the side, "Your wife is inside, there is no such shop in this village, and if you want to eat this steamed bun, you won't have this noodle......"
Liu Bangyi gritted his teeth: "You really didn't fool me?" ”
Wang Xiaoming stomped his feet: "Absolutely not!" ”
Liu Bang mentioned the spirit: "Good! I'll believe you once! ”
Then he raised his throat and wanted to drink: "Liu Bang is visiting!" Congratulations to Qian Wan! ”
The crowd burst into exclamations and turned their heads to stare at Liu Bang.
People are suspicious, the person in front of him, with a sloppy beard and tattered clothes, is not a famous brand at first glance, and what is the matter with the half bottle of low-grade sorghum wine he is holding in his hand? Can he have 10,000 taels of congratulatory money?
Isn't it a super tyrant from nowhere, deliberately dressed up like this to experience life?
Soon, a rather generous literati walked out.
Liu Bang saw it, and hurriedly waved his hand, "Xiao He, Xiao He, come...... Come...... Come on."
Xiao He walked over with a cold face, "What kind of plane are you doing, I don't know what kind of ability you have, the salary is so low that you can't even count as a dick, you can't eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, you don't fall into anything, senior members of the Moonlight Clan, where did you get the money to ......, hurry up and ......"
Xiao He is the Gongcao of Pei County, and the official is bigger than Liu Bang, so naturally he is not as polite as others.
Liu Bang didn't care, and hurriedly said, "I'm here to marry ......"
"Who? Who's that? Who was shouting congratulations to Qian Wan just now? An old man jumped out of the chicken.
This is Lu Gong.
As soon as Xiao He saw that Lu Gong was coming, he hurriedly urged, "Go...... Walk...... Walk! Don't make a big deal out of it, this Lu Gong is not something you and I can afford to mess with......"
Fan Xue is not obedient, he has been a bachelor for more than 30 years, and he has tasted enough of the taste of a single dog.
Liu Bang beckoned, "Lu Gong!" I shouted, I shouted. ”
Lu Gong's eyes narrowed with a smile, "Come on, come on, come with me to the house and sit ......."
Xiao He couldn't stop it even if he wanted to.
In this way, Liu Bang and Fan Hao went in happily.
Wang Xiaoming finally breathed a sigh of relief, and Qin Shuang patted him on the arm, "What are you doing!" ”
Wang Xiaoming said: "What are you doing?" Can't you see that I'm helping him get a wife? , the beauty of adults, a good thing! ”
Qin Shuang's face sank, "What a good thing!" What kind of person Liu Bang is, can't you see it! You are called a pit man, you say that you lack virtue, if I were Lu Pheasant, I would definitely scold your ancestors! ”
When Wang Xiaoming heard this, he became energetic: "Did you get a zero score in history when you were in school?" You only know that Liu Bang is a scoundrel now, don't you know that Liu Bang is going to be an emperor in the future? Then Lu Pheasant will be the dignified mother of the country in the future, if this is also called pit her, then who will trouble me like this! I'd rather be caught! ”
Qin Shuang was speechless, what Wang Xiaoming said was indeed the truth.
Wang Xiaoming sighed again and said, "Lu Pheasant is destined to be the queen, this is history, it can't be changed, I've read "Looking for Qin", history can't be changed, if history changes, then there will be no era like ours." ”
Qin Shuang understood, no wonder Wang Xiaoming would try his best to help Liu Bang promote this family business.
As everyone knows, Liu Bang relied on his clever tongue and crooked nonsense, which made Lu Gong dizzy, and finally made a mess, pasted the dowry upside down, and gave his two daughters to Liu Bang and Fan Xu.
When Liu Bang and Fan Hao walked out of the gate of the Lu Mansion with chicken jelly steps, as soon as they saw Wang Xiaoming, they stepped forward and held his hand, "O immortals, you are living immortals!" I've decided to be a brother with you! ”
When Wang Xiaoming heard it, he became a brother? Have you ever heard of Liu Bang having a sworn brother named Wang Xiaoming in history?
Forget it, let's refuse, don't get into trouble.
As soon as Wang Xiaoming spoke, "I...... Ouch! ”
Fan Xu slapped Wang Xiaoming's shoulder excitedly, and almost slapped him apart, "You agreed!" That's great! Brother Bang and I are going to get married in two days, and you must come to drink the wedding wine at that time! ”
Wang Xiaoming was anxious, "I...... Ouch! ”
Liu Bang slapped Wang Xiaoming on the shoulder again, "What's the time!" You and I are brothers, you and your younger siblings will live in my house in the future, don't worry, I will definitely cover you! ”
Wang Xiaoming was even more anxious, "I...... Ah...... You want to shoot me to death! ”
Fan Xu smiled embarrassedly, "Because I'm so excited, I can't help but want to shoot people, since you don't object, then move over with your younger siblings!" ”
Qin Shuang saw that Wang Xiaoming was photographed like this bear, how dare he open his mouth to refuse.
Liu Bang beckoned, "Brother and sister, come and help your father-in-law, let's go home and clean up." ”
Qin Shuang was helpless, although he was extremely reluctant, but he could only come over and support Wang Xiaoming, "Xianggong, we ......"
Wang Xiaoming cried and said with a sad face, "Lady, don't say it, I talk too much, my shoulder hurts......"
In the 21st century, many village chiefs live in villas and drive luxury cars, but Liu Bang's home is a family with four walls, and even these four walls are broken bricks and tiles, Wang Xiaoming can't help but sigh that the corrupt officials of the Great Qin Dynasty recognized in history are actually much more honest than the officials of the Celestial Empire.
Despite the simplicity, Liu Bang still personally cleaned up a passable house and gave it to Wang Xiaoming and Qin Shuang, Wang Xiaoming somewhat understood, why Liu Bang failed repeatedly, there are always so many people who consistently do not abandon him, I have to say that he is much better than Xiang Yu in terms of winning people's hearts.
There is only one room, and naturally there is only one bed, so there is no need to make a decision, this bed is naturally Qin Shuang's, Wang Xiaoming consciously started to lay on the floor.
On the day Liu Bang got married, it was very lively, but Xiahou Ying and his gang always pestered Wang Xiaoming, begging to come out for them as a wife, which stole a lot of limelight from the groom's official Liu Bang.
Wang Xiaoming is such a clever person, so he raised his glass and said loudly: "Everyone wants to be promoted, get rich, and marry a wife, right?" ”
The guests shouted "A must!" ”
Wang Xiaoming immediately said: "Then follow Brother Bang!" In the future, all of you here will definitely be crowned as a marquis, glorify your ancestors, and believe in your brother, and you will have eternal life! ”
Everyone immediately raised their glasses and said to the groom, "Brother Xinbang!" Eternal life! ”
Liu Bang happily drank one cup after another. I have some good feelings for Wang Xiaoming in my heart.
But Wang Xiaoming felt a faint sense of unease.
When Liu Bang led Lu Pheasant to toast, Wang Xiaoming seemed to hear Lu Pheasant crying under the red hijab.
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