Since it has been decided to oppose Qin, it is to open the bow and not turn back, even if it is stepping on the ground full of cow, it will go on.

Otherwise, if you fail in the future, Qin II will not let you write a few reviews and forget it, it will be killed!

Originally, Liu Bang didn't know the bottom of his heart, but Wang Xiaoming kept cheering him on the side, saying that if he did this, he would definitely be able to make a fortune in the future.

Can you get rich? That's a fart! Liu Bang slapped the table, so the Mangdang Mountain Anti-Qin Geming Base was established.

Liu Bang served as CEO, Wang Xiaoming served as a military advisor, and Fan Hao and others under him became the backbone of the business.

At the pledge meeting, Wang Xiaoming quoted Grandpa Mao's classic quote "A spark can start a prairie fire" to encourage everyone.

And Liu Bang also delivered an important speech: "The most precious thing for people is life. Life belongs to man only once.

A man's life should be spent in such a way that when he looks back, he will not regret that he has wasted his time for doing nothing.

I will not feel guilty for being despicable and living a vulgar life. In this way, at the end of his life, he will be able to say: 'I have devoted my whole life and all my energies to the most magnificent cause in the world — the struggle for the emancipation of mankind.' ”

After Liu Bang read this speech that Wang Xiaoming copied for him, the audience was deeply encouraged and burst into tears, convinced that the future would be bright, and the applause lasted for a long time......

So Liu Bang led everyone together - continue to rob the house!

If it weren't for Wang Xiaoming who came thousands of miles to save him, Liu Bang would still be locked by the toilet and gnawing on old gnocchi, and now he treats Wang Xiaoming as a senior adviser, and he likes to ask for his opinion on everything.

"It's about to be the New Year, the sentry dog Erdan hasn't been home for five years, her lady wrote to say that she gave birth to a big fat boy for him, and in a few days it will be his son's full moon wine, he wants to ask for leave to go back to celebrate, about this, Xiao Ming, what do you think?"

Wang Xiaoming "............"

"When Niu Sanjin went to the city yesterday, he found that his wife was fooling around with others, he was so angry that he chased the man a few streets with a knife, and as a result, a pair of brand new Nike shoes were worn out, and now he is very angry and wants to find a manufacturer to settle the claim, Xiao Ming, what do you think about this matter?"

Wang Xiaoming "............"

"That's right, also, Ma Yuzi, who is in charge of the kidnapping business, yesterday he tied up an ugly girl and went up the mountain, no one was willing to pay to ransom her, she has defiled more than a dozen of our brothers in one night, she also threatened not to leave here in the future, the brothers are now panicking, Xiao Ming, what do you think about this matter?"

Wang Xiaoming finally couldn't help it, "Take a look!" Look at the yarn! Now that the crowd is competing for deer, it's become a mess outside, can't you ask some constructive questions! ”

Liu Bang said, "What do you mean? ”

Wang Xiaoming said, "We have to recruit troops and expand the team in order to do a great cause......

Liu Bang was stunned, "Expand the team? If everybody were to be bandits...... Then who will we rob in the future! ”

Wang Xiaoming said angrily: "You have been robbing here for more than half a year!" Do you want to be a bandit here for the rest of your life? ”

Liu Bang smiled: "That's right!" I looked at the earnings statement yesterday and was really shocked! The income from our robbery in the past few months can be worth several listed companies, in fact, this is very good, now the world is in chaos, and robbery is not illegal......"

Wang Xiaoming rolled his eyes and said weakly, "Brother Bang, listen to me, being a bandit is not a long-term solution, you are a person who wants to do great things in the future, we must leave ......"

Liu Bang turned his face to the side, "What a bullshit thing, I've been mixed for decades before I became a small Surabaya pavilion chief, and the salary is so low that I can't even count as a dick, and now I finally become a local tyrant, so I don't want to leave!" ”

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly said: "But what about the anti-Qin we said at the beginning?" Don't say you don't remember!! ”

Liu Bang then said, "Have I ever said this?" When? ”

Wang Xiaoming looked up to the sky and shouted, "Oh my God! This is simply rotten that can't hold up the wall! Which immortal came to tell me how he became the emperor......"

"Brother Bon! Bongo drum! The big deal is coming! Bongo drum! I saw Zhou Bo rushing in in a hurry.

Liu Bang squinted his eyes and said, "What kind of big deal is such a fuss, we are all local tyrants now, and you are a cadre of your size, you must pay attention to your image!" ”

Zhou Bo was so happy that his teeth couldn't close, and said, "Brother Bang, don't talk about the image of a bird, this time it's really a big deal!" ”

Liu Bang and Wang Xiaoming were stunned for a moment, and said in unison, "How big?" ”

Zhou Bo said proudly, "Fifteen big carriages, pulling more than 30 large boxes......"

Liu Bang's eyes lit up: "I'll go!" Hurry up, gather the brothers and start work! ”

Wang Xiaoming pondered for a moment, and hurriedly grabbed Liu Bang, "Brother Bang, something is wrong......

Liu Bang said: "What's wrong? ”

Wang Xiaoming said, "Now that the world is in chaos, everyone is in danger and dare not go out, how can someone be so rampant and bring so many things out?" But don't be the officers and soldiers escorting the grain and grass, then we can't touch it......"

Liu Bang was hesitating, and Zhou Bo urged, "Even the officers and soldiers don't need to bird him, there are only fifteen of them in total!" ”

Sweat! It's been a long time to be so a little bit of a person, don't talk nonsense, it's good to start!

On the mountain road, I saw fifteen people dressed in black clothes, one of whom drove a carriage slowly.

Liu Bang took hundreds of brothers to ambush around the avenue, watching them walk into the ambush circle.

Liu Bang gave him a look, and hundreds of people rushed up and surrounded several black-clothed people who were driving the car.

Several black-clothed people hurriedly gathered together, drew their knives, and the two groups confronted each other.

The bandits made a way, and Liu Bang walked over with Wang Xiaoming and a few swaggerers.

Liu Bang snorted coldly: "Take the lead and come out to speak." ”

A big black face stood in front of him, "You're so bold!" ”

Liu Bang smiled proudly, "It's over, Lao Tzu's whole body is the most courageous except for the lifeblood of the stall, say!" Who are you! ”

The big black face said, "Phew! Rebels and thieves! I won't sue you if I die! ”

Then he turned to the men in black behind him, "Brethren! As royal agents, we must not be afraid of life and death! Swear to serve the emperor to the death! ”

The crowd excitedly said, "Yes!" ”

The corners of Wang Xiaoming's mouth twitched, this kind of comic can be used as a secret agent...... Wouldn't it be more than enough for me to be 007?

Liu Bang was also drunk when he heard it, "What are you putting in the car?" ”

The big black face looked solemn, and said coldly, "You don't want to know!" ”

Then there was another turn: "Brethren! This 10,000 taels of silver is the year-end bonus of the soldiers ahead! We must deliver it safely to the soldiers, and there is no room for loss! ”

The crowd shouted again, "Yes!" ”

I'll it! Ten thousand taels! Even if it's the king of heaven, Lao Tzu is right!

As soon as Liu Bang made a look, Xiahou Ying immediately rushed forward with dozens of people!

I saw a big black face shouting, "Eighteen Arhat Formation!" Array! ”

The men in black immediately spread their positions and put on a posture!

Wang Xiaoming was stunned for a moment, then raised his throat and said, "Eighteen Arhat Formations? There are only fifteen of you meowing! Where did the Eighteen Arhats come from! Do you still want to go against the sky!

Hey? Feed! What clothes do you take off in public! Don't have a face! ”

The big black face snorted coldly and said, "It's all said that it's the eighteen naked man array!" How can you do it without being naked! Kill, brethren! ”

I'll it! Eighteen naked man formation! Dare to ask which copycat version of Shaolin Temple you come from!

The cottage is a cottage, the power is not covered, I saw fifteen smooth and slippery naked men moving and transposing, swords and lights are staggered, and the coordination is seamless, and the people brought up by Xiahou Ying have come down several times, and even Xiahou Ying himself has hung up colors......

This made Liu Bang and his party dumbfounded, Liu Bang looked angry, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he said viciously, "You forced me to make a trick, don't blame me!" ”

The big black face sneered, "If you have any tricks, just use them!" Grandpa, I'm not a vegetarian, my naked man array has made countless Jianghu women wet in the array, I will be afraid of you! ”

Liu Bang gritted his teeth in anger: "This is what you said!" Biochemical ......"

Fan Hao hurriedly grabbed Liu Bang: "Brother Bang, don't do it!" Our trick is earth-shattering! The power is huge, the consequences are unbearable, inhumane, tragic, and the United Nations prohibits it, and it will be condemned! ”

Liu Bang impatiently pushed Fan Hao away, "Meow!" It's all about to lose, what kind of humanitarianism is there to talk about! Biotech Squad! Give it to me! Invincible toilet array waiting! ”

When the bandits heard this, their faces turned pale and they avoided it one after another, only to see dozens of bandits wearing gas masks, one carrying a large dung bucket and running over.

The slogan "Gale!" was constantly shouted. Gale! Gale! ……”

The big black face was stunned for a moment, what are these teases going to do?

Liu Bang was triumphant, the so-called victory over the enemy, attacking the heart first, in order to hit the enemy's morale, Wang Xiaoming and several people became on-site commentators.

Wang Xiaoming: "Don't think that this is an ordinary poop, this is the best poop carefully developed by our brother Bang - take your life 3000!" It's mixed with cow dung! Lion! Bear poop! and more than ten kinds of precious night incense processing, in addition to the smell is incomparable, there are many maggot babies in it! ”

The face of the big black face became darker......

Fan Xue said, "Yes! That's right! We first fostered the virus donors in the millennium pit, fed them more than ten kinds of rotten and spoiled foods such as Taiwan rotten bananas, Guangdong rotten plantains, Hunan rotten tomatoes and so on, and then closed the steel door for seven days, and finally opened the flood gates, and the feces would gush out! ”

The naked men's will began to waver, and their lips began to tremble......

Lu Juan snorted coldly: "Do you think this is the end of it?" No! We will collect the concentrated essence of poop, add gutter oil, Sudan dyes, melamine and other more than 10 kinds of high-grade to toxic raw materials mixed fermentation, after more than 30 processes, a full 7749 days to complete! ”

The naked men have completely lost their fighting spirit, and their hands holding knives have become weak......

"Whoa!" When the first bucket of 3,000 kills you is poured on them, the naked guys are instantly defeated, which ...... This taste...... This taste...... Wow! …… Wow......

The bandits hid on the hillside in the distance, and Liu Bang laughed wildly, "Drum cheering!" ”

The entire hillside immediately beat drums to the sky, and the bandits happily watched as the biochemical agents below ruthlessly ravaged the group of naked men, but the naked men were now smooth and slippery, and it was impossible to even find a cloth to cover their noses......

Vomit...... Vomit...... After spitting up the overnight meal, I vomited yellow bile water, and finally I almost vomited.

Liu Bang said hatefully: "You scumbag! Tell you to be arrogant! The net weight of a bucket of poop is fifty catties, and the warehouse is stocked with five thousand barrels! If you can't smoke you, you will drown you! ”

Relentless poop slaps indiscriminately on the body! The heart of a naked man is like being slaughtered by a bayonet......

There have been a few naked men who have vomited until they fainted......

The big black face said desperately, "Don't ...... Don't splash it...... We...... Surrender ......"

"Whoa!" Another bucket of poop poured from his head to the soles of his feet......

The big black face cried tears......

Liu Bangyi frowned: "What did you just say?" The sound is too low for me to hear? Are you going to surrender?

Although you look at me with such sincerity, you still have to say it,

How do you know you're going to surrender if you don't say it?

It is impossible to say that you are going to surrender and I will not let you surrender, nor will I say that you will not surrender and I will let you surrender.

Everyone has to be reasonable!

Have you figured it out? Now I'm counting one, two, three, and you're going to make it clear whether you're going to surrender or not......"

When Liu Bang was rambling on these nonsense, a few more buckets of 3,000 were ruthlessly splashed on the big black face.

The big black face opened his mouth wide and cried, "I want to surrender!" Your sister...... Wow! ”

I'll it! You say you'...... Alas! Why are you okay with your mouth so wide open? It's okay now, a piece of the best hot Xiang will make you laugh......

The big black face rolled his eyes and fainted......

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