Chapter Twenty-Eight: Outwitting Li Mochou

In a private room, several people sat in a circle.

Wang Xiaoming was the first to say his plan, "Since there are loopholes in the "Historical Records" written by the dead eunuch, now I can only try my best to make up for it, I have seen it, the whole Mangdang Mountain has two hits with the old witch, as long as she is killed, then Mangdang Mountain will be our world, and we will start our anti-Qin cause from here in the future!" ”

Liu Bang nodded and gave a thumbs up, "Good idea!" Then this glorious task ......"

Wang Xiaoming glared and said first, "I'll leave it to a few of you!" ”

Zhou Bo was dumbfounded, "But her leather whip is too fierce, we ...... last time Alas! ”

Wang Xiaoming said: "She can't wear a leather whip forever...... Like what...... For example......"

Wang Xiaoming was hard to say.

But Liu Bang said excitedly: "Yes! For example, when she was hey with you, she must not have brought it! ”

Qin Shuang blushed a few times and quickly lowered his head.

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly said, "Listen to me, in fact, I don't have ......"

Liu Bang said magnanimously: "Don't explain! It's all our own brothers, we all understand! Hum! You old bustard! Locked me in the toilet! When you're smooth and slippery tonight, I'll give you a knife from behind! Hee-hee-ha......-hee

"But we haven't been out of the cell, what if we can't find it then?" ”

Lu Wan glared, "You are stupid!" Brother Xiao Ming screamed so loudly at night, are you still afraid that you won't find it? ”

Wang Xiaoming's head was buried deep under the stall, and there were 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart.

Xiahou Ying said again: "What about the code?" Brother Xiao Ming has to send us a code! What else would we have done if she still had a leather whip when we ventured in? ”

Liu Bang pondered for a moment and said, "There you have it!" If the time comes, you will shout, Oh! Heaven is it! I'm going to heaven! Remember, the tone of the voice must be intoxicating so as not to show the horse's feet. ”

Several people smiled smugly.

"I'm such a witty boy, Brother Xian, what do you think of my plan?"

Wang Xiaoming was powerless to complain, his head hung deeply, and he only gave a strong thumbs up.

In the following time, Wang Xiaoming taught Liu Bang the skill of unlocking, they were originally escorting the prisoners, but now there is no king law in the world, and the prisoners are naturally not guilty, so they decided to do it with Liu Bang.

A group of people recuperate their spirits and just wait for nightfall.

In the evening, a few bandits came carrying a large roll of blankets.

Wang Xiaoming was crying and lying on the blanket, and several bandits rolled him up and carried him away.

Liu Bang's eyes were moist, and he said in a deep voice, "Brother Xian, hold on for a while, the night will soon pass!" ”

It has been a while since Wang Xiaoming was carried up, and Liu Bang and the others were about to start an operation, but they heard a "boom", and the door of the dungeon was opened.

Several people hurriedly returned to their original positions and waited to see what happened.

I saw that in the dark night, Bai Yutang slipped in with a thief's eyebrows.

Then he came towards Yu Ji and the others with a sinister face.

Several beauties shrank into the corner and shouted, "What do you want to do!" ”

Bai Yutang smiled, "What do I want to do?" Didn't you ask knowingly? Hey hey ......"

Lu Pheasant sneered: "Your village owner said that he wouldn't touch us a penny, so aren't you afraid?" ”

Bai Yutang smiled again: "I'm afraid!" Of course I'm afraid! I've taken more than a dozen Dianabol pills, and I'm in full health right now! It's exciting! I'm afraid you'll get stuck with me later! How could you sue the old woman? Laughing and joking......! ”

After speaking, he closed his eyes intoxicated and threw himself at a few beauties in the corner!

Several beauties screamed in horror!

Bai Yutang hugged one and smiled even more cheaply, "Haha!" One trick to do! Well! Let me guess which little lady you are...... This elastic muscle...... Bushy ...... Whiskers! ”

Bai Yutang opened his eyes suddenly, I'll go, isn't this Fan Xu!

Fan Xu snorted coldly and said, "Meow! It's pretty cool to the touch! ”

Bai Yutang looked back and saw Xiahou Ying and the others surrounding him, and Bai Yutang was dumbfounded all of a sudden.

"You...... How do you ...... Came out? ”

"What do you say!?"

"Huh...... By the way, I just remembered that my mother was born prematurely today, and I may need an extra little brother, and I have to rush back to deliver for her...... Excuse yourselves......"

After Bai Yutang finished speaking, he wanted to slip away, but Fan Xu picked him up like a chicken and threw him to the toilet, only to see that Liu Bang had already opened the chain and waited for a long time.

Bai Yutang forced out a dry smile, "Bang...... Bongo drum...... I haven't slept yet! ”

Liu Bang sneered, "I can't sleep!" I'm afraid it's not safe! ”

"How?"

"You've taken more than a dozen strong pills, and your energy is so strong, we're all worried about our chrysanthemums!"

"Brother Bon! Other...... Don't say that...... I promise I'd rather burst my veins than touch you......"

"I don't like to trust other people's bird assurances the most, it's better to relieve your fire!"

"How...... How to solve it! ”

"Humph! How to solve it? That's what he meowed! ”

I saw Liu Bang press Bai Yutang's neck and press it hard into the toilet!

Bai Yutang struggled to raise his head, "Bang...... Bongo drum! Gurgling ......"

Once the was stirred, the fragrance immediately wafted for thousands of miles, and the entire dungeon was filled with a smell of Xiang, and Yu Ji and the others covered their noses in disgust.

Bai Yutang is still trying to beg for mercy: "I was wrong! Grunt...... Big deal, I'll give you one...... Wow...... Forget it, I only need a Lu pheasant...... Gurgling ......"

Bai Yutang didn't know the relationship between Lu Pheasant and Liu Bang, which completely annoyed Liu Bang.

Zhou Bo stepped forward with Lu Juan to help, stepping on Bai Yutang to prevent him from getting up!

After about an hour, Liu Bang lost his anger, "Forget it, I don't care about the villain, so I won't worry about him, let him go!" ”

Zhou Bo immediately said: "Brother Bang is really a lot of Wang Han!" Admire and admire, Brother Bang is so magnanimous that this kid is ashamed of himself, he has already committed suicide by swallowing dung! ”

Liu Bang said coldly: "Count him a kid, and he is still a little ashamed!" Well, time is running out, let's get moving! ”

So they opened the prison doors one by one, and released all the prisoners and beauties inside, and the people who regained their freedom were grateful to Liu Bang and swore allegiance!

So Liu Bang and the others took the big guy to kill outside the dungeon!

Most of the bandits outside were in their sleep, caught off guard and surrendered one after another.

They are also hard-working babies, and their parents are working outside to earn money for them to study, but they don't want to follow a bad beast and take them up the mountain to become bandits.

But the witch Li Mochou lived in seclusion here, so they were coerced by the witch again, and they had to do all the bad things.

Li Mochou usually treats them very badly, and if they don't obey at all, they secretly grit their teeth against Li Mochou, and now that Liu Bang is willing to stand up for them, they immediately switched to Liu Bang's command.

The battle went smoothly and subsided in a few moments.

Liu Bang and the others followed the sound and came to the outside of the room of the witch Li Mochou, only to see the red candles in the room flickering, and the two figures reflected in the window swaying......

"Oh! Be careful with the liver! Use some force! ”

"Sister Mochou, I've worked hard, oh! … Yes! ……”

Several beauties listened with red faces.

Fan Xu said: "Brother Xiao Ming is really a pure master!" This kind of goods are all in your hands! ”

"Jam! Come on! Come on! Let's get a good time! Wang Xiaoming roared with all his might!

Zhou Bo said, "Wow! Brother Xiao Ming's figure is good! He seems to be down there! Men and women, this old woman is really fierce! ”

Xiahou Ying pondered, "Looking at this figure's posture, it seems to be Guanyin sitting on a lotus ......."

Lu Juan snorted: "This is obviously an old tree, is it good!" ”

Qin Shuang couldn't help but say, "You guys are endless!" Why don't you get in there yet...... Pull him out! ”

Liu Bang said slowly, "Don't worry, the virtuous brother hasn't shouted the code yet, maybe the time is not ripe, we can't act rashly!" ”

In fact, Wang Xiaoming in the room was already anxious at the moment, he meowed, he actually forgot the code...... Forgot!

Wang Xiaoming cried and shouted, "I can't hold on!" He's meowing! ”

The witch Li Mochou screamed, "Don't stop!" Come on! Yes...... Oh...... Try harder! ”

Several beauties blushed and covered their ears.

Wang Xiaoming's face was full of "Oh! Sell Ga! Come on...... Come on! ”

No one came in? Isn't the code right?

Wang Xiaoming shouted again: "It's cool!" I'm going to die! ”

Meow! Oh no, that's not right!

Liu Bang yawned outside, why didn't Xiao Ming send a code?

Suddenly, the witch Li Mochou looked up to the sky and shouted, "Oh! Heaven is it! I'm going to heaven! ”

it! Finally received the code!

Liu Bang broke into the door with a few steel knives, and as soon as he entered the inside, he saw Li Mochou lying on the bed, his clothes thin, his voice was coquettish, and his eyes were drunk......

And Wang Xiaoming was so tired that he was sweating profusely, took off his shirt, and was lying at the end of the bed to make a ...... for Li Mochou Foot...... Foot Reflexology!?

I'll it! That's what you're doing to make such a big move!

Wang Xiaoming scolded Liu Bang's ancestors for eight lifetimes in his heart, and if he was a little late, Lao Tzu would be tired and dead!

Li Mochou was shocked when she suddenly saw Liu Bang and them breaking in, and reached out to get the leather whip on the edge of the bed, Wang Xiaoming grabbed it one step ahead of her, and then threw it out of the door......

Li Mochou was shocked: "Little miscellaneous!" So you've been lying to me! ”

Wang Xiaoming said proudly: "Yes, what! You old witch! Now that you don't have a leather whip, look how arrogant you are! You hit me! You hit me hard! ……”

Li Mochou sneered: "Okay! Satisfy you! ”

After finishing speaking, he slapped out a palm, and Wang Xiaoming was shocked to the corner of the wall, spitting out a mouthful of blood!

I'll it! It's still so fierce without the whip!

Liu Bangyi gritted his teeth, "Go!" ”

Several people stepped forward with steel knives in hand, and there was a burst of indiscriminate slashing, Li Mochou waved his palms to greet him, and fought against several steel knives with a pair of fleshy palms!

With a crisp sound, Li Mochou broke Fan Xu's steel knife, and hit Fan Xu's chest with one palm, Fan Xu spit out a sullen breath, and his combat power was not as good as before......

"Bang" Lu Juan slapped again.

The situation is critical!

Suddenly, Li Mochou slapped Liu Bang again, but as soon as he touched Liu Bang's chest, he immediately closed his palm.

"You! …… What the hell are you doing! ”

Liu Bangyi stood up and said proudly: "I know you are fierce!" Luckily, I was prepared! ”

With that, he took out a broken oilcloth bag from his chest.

Liu Bang sneered: "Overnight picked out of the toilet!" To you! ”

After finishing speaking, he tore the oilcloth bag and waved it at Li Mochou, and immediately flew in the air, and Li Mochou's body was filthy......

Wang Xiaoming praised while vomiting blood, "Such an unpredictable trick, only Brother Bang can think of it......"

Li Mochou jumped and screamed, "It's dirty...... Dirty......"

Then glared at Liu Bang viciously: "You dare to splash me with dung!" I must ......."

With a "flutter", Xiahou Ying gritted her teeth and lifted a steel knife, which went straight through her waist and abdomen!

Li Mochou gritted his teeth and said, "Wash ...... Bathe! ”

Anyway, fall to the ground!

Several people almost collapsed, and finally got rid of this big devil, and several people glanced at each other and shouted excitedly.

At this point, they finally had their own base and began the anti-Qin cause.

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