Chapter Twenty-Seven: Authentic Heart-Shaped Poached Eggs
It was a sad night, and even in the dungeon, Wang Xiaoming's wailing could be heard faintly from above.
Several beauties listened cautiously.
Liu Bang learned from Qin Shuang and the others that it was a troubled time outside, and he also knew that Lu Pheasant was pregnant.
Liu Bang sighed, "Brother Xian, thanks to you for taking care of my lady these days, and now you are going deep into the tiger's den...... I'm really sorry for you......"
Qin Shuang's face was not good-looking, so Lu Pheasant came over and comforted, "Qin Shuang, don't take it to heart, Xiao Ming also sold his body for the safety of everyone, and when he comes back, don't dislike ......"
Liu Bang immediately said, "Yes, yes, although the virtuous brother was defiled by that old witch, this is like money dropped in a dung pit, even if it is covered with, it is still money, and it can always be used again!" ”
Lu Pheasant glared: "You shut up for me!" The world is in turmoil, we have come all the way to join you, you have actually become this virtue, and you have also involved Brother Xiao Ming to sacrifice your hue to save you, why don't you go to! ”
Liu Bang lowered his head in shame.
Wang Xiaoming's screams came in again.
Yu Ji couldn't help but ask, "What the hell is that old witch...... How...... That's it, why is Xiao Ming so miserable? ”
Liu Bang said: "The ghost only knows!" We haven't tried it again. ”
Qin Shuang was surprised, "You have been here for so long...... Haven't been called before? ”
Fan Xue shook their heads proudly, "Of course! A few of us were lucky! ”
Staring at the number plate on their chests, the two-digit charm value number is really blind.
Several beauties sneered, "That's right! You're lucky, thanks to your mother who gave birth to you so safely......"
Liu Bang was stunned for a while: "No!" …… What do you mean? ”
Lu Pheasant sneered and was silent.
A few people sighed and worried, and unconsciously arrived at dawn.
"Boom", with a dull sound of the door opening, several bandits rushed in, shouting "Breakfast!" ”
Hearing that breakfast was eaten, the beauties in the cell didn't bother to open their eyes, and they were still together like dead dogs, not moving.
When Qin Shuang and the others felt strange, they saw that the bandits were carrying a big bucket in their hands and walked all the way.
Then they grabbed the old dry gnocchi from the vat and threw it through the fence, like feeding pigs.
The mouth also shouted "one person for one, more is counted as a gift, less is not given ......"
Grass mud horse, this kind of breakfast, the pig is too lazy to snort, not to mention...... Alas! Forget it, these beauties nest here all day long, and they are almost like pigs.
When it was Liu Bang's turn, Liu Bang stretched out his hand with anticipation, but the bandit threw it a little off, "plopped", and fell directly into the toilet.
Liu Bang hurriedly said, "Hey...... Elder brother...... Nabs...... My Breakfast...... Hehe......"
The bandit said impatiently, "You are blind! Don't you see it in the toilet? You have to eat and fish for yourself! ”
Looking at the breakfast in the toilet that was still warm, Liu Bang stared at it for a long time, and finally pouted and gave up.
Lu Pheasant's face was extremely dark, and the man in front of him, who even the witch Li Mochou couldn't look down on, turned out to be his father-in-law!
When the bandits finished breakfast, a bandit came over with a grin, "Hey! A few beauties, hungry......"
Lu Pheasant immediately raised his vigilance: "We are not hungry at all!" What do you want! ”
The bandit was stunned for a moment, and said stupidly, "It turns out that you are not hungry, but I have specially prepared a love breakfast......
Lu Pheasant listened to the "love breakfast? ”
The bandit then said, "Yes! You see! ”
After speaking, I took out a big food box from the bucket, opened the food box, and there were soybean milk, egg tarts, eight-treasure porridge, hibiscus cake, everything, and what was even more amazing was the heart-shaped poached egg, the shape, the color, it was amazing!
The three beauties couldn't bear to swallow the food box anymore.
Liu Bang snorted coldly, "Nothing to do...... courteous"
The bandit took out a machete with a snort: "What did you say!" ”
Liu Bang's face changed: "It's nothing!" I just want to praise your ingenuity, big brother! Even poached eggs can make such a standard heart shape! ”
The bandit smirked, "That's not it! It's something I've worked so hard to bite it out one bite at a time! ”
After speaking, he proudly stuck out his tongue, and slipped around his mouth with a "snort", leaving a circle of haz.
The expressions of several beauties changed, the hands holding the food boxes trembled slightly, and their hearts could no longer be calm.
The bandit smiled and showed a mouth full of big yellow teeth: "Eat! Eat it! This is specially prepared for you, you must give face! ”
Qin Shuang's three people wanted to cry without tears.
"Ouch" wailed, only to see Wang Xiaoming's sunken cheeks, dull eyes, one hand on his waist, the other hand on the wall, slowly coming.
When he approached, he saw Lu Pheasant holding a hearty breakfast in his hand, his eyes lit up, he stepped forward, grabbed a heart-shaped poached egg and stuffed it into his mouth, and said in his mouth, "I must make up for it, nourish my spirit, I can't die, I must live......"
I only listened to the sound of "wow" around me, which was huge and spectacular!
Wang Xiaoming swallowed his stomach in two bites, licked his fingers, and said in surprise, "Brother Bang, sister-in-law...... Xiahou Infant ...... Alas? Why did you all throw up? ”
"Huh? Why did this bandit brother glare at him angrily? I don't seem to have offended you, big brother! ”
The bandit shouted violently, "You ate my love poached eggs!" Lao Tzu's heart has been chewed by you! I'll kill you! ”
The bandits are coming!
Wang Xiaoming screamed: "Don't! ”
"Bang", I saw a long whip strangled the bandit's neck, and the other end of the long whip was the angry witch Li Mochou!
The bandits were so frightened that the souls of the dead were all in the "village...... The owner of the village......"
The witch Li Mochou said fiercely: "Can't you see his number plate!" ”
Everyone looked at Wang Xiaoming together, only to see a pure gold number plate hanging on Wang Xiaoming's chest, lying down! Charisma up to 1000! No minus!
There is also a five-star praise given by Li Mochou on it!
The bandit's face turned pale, and the witch Li Mochou said coldly, "Dare to be rude to my concubine, go to death!" ”
With a pull of the leather whip in his hand, he saw blood rushing all over the sky, and the bandit's head was in a different place!
Wang Xiaoming was dumbfounded, may I ask if you are killing people or chopping cabbage, you don't even blink your eyes!
Li Mochou snorted coldly: "Don't come yet, someone clean up!" Do you want my little liver to eat against a corpse? ”
Several other bandits trembled and ran over and carried the dead away.
Li Mochou came over with a smile, and when he touched Wang Xiaoming's face, Wang Xiaoming's hairs stood up.
Li Mochou opened a food box, which contained a hearty breakfast and a ...... One...... Heart-shaped poached eggs!
Li Mochou said, "My little liver, eat more, take care of your body, and ...... tonight Hee-hee! ”
After speaking, she proudly stuck out her tongue and slipped around her shriveled lips, leaving a circle of snort.
Wang Xiaoming dared to go against her will, so he hurriedly grabbed the heart-shaped poached egg and swallowed it in one bite, and said with a dry smile, "Thank you...... Thank you ......."
I'll it! This time the whole cell vomited! Spit over the river and the sea, the waves are magnificent!
The witch Li Mochou laughed with satisfaction.
As soon as she left, Wang Xiaoming's whole body collapsed.
Wait until he relieves his strength, "Alas, lady, you listen to me......!" ”
Qin Shuang screamed and retreated, "Don't come here!" ”
"Yu Ji...... I ...... last night."
Yu Ji hurriedly dodged "Don't come here......"
"Sister-in-law, you don't know, ...... last night"
Lu Pheasant almost ran away from the "stay away!" ”
Looking at the attitudes of several beauties, Wang Xiaoming understood, and his heart was congested! Sadden! Pain!
Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but yell, "I know! You all think I'm dirty now, don't you? Right! I'm dirty! I'm disgusting myself!
That stinky pouch with pleats dangled in front of my eyes all night, and I ...... I...... Whining...... But for whom am I making this sacrifice? Do you still have a conscience?
I still think I'm dirty! Woohoo......"
Several beauties bowed their heads in shame.
Yu Ji whispered, "Xiao Ming, don't be like this, I'...... We...... I didn't dislike you......"
Wang Xiaoming said excitedly: "I still said no!" You're all standing there, and you're saying no! ”
Several beauties stood by the toilet with Liu Bang, looking at Wang Xiaoming with embarrassed expressions.
Wang Xiaoming wiped his tears and stepped forward, the faces of several people changed greatly, and Liu Bang was terrified, "Virtuous brother!" If you have something to say, just stand there and say it! No need to come here! There's here! ”
Wang Xiaoming hates, what kind of world is this!
Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth and said, "Do you think I want to come over?" Do I love as much as you do? I'm going to unlock you! ”
Liu Bang was stunned, "Unlocking?" Do you have the key? ”
Wang Xiaoming glared, took out a thin wire, and opened the lock after dividing five by two.
Liu Bang was stunned: "Virtuous brother! You still have this good craft! ”
Qin Shuang looked at Wang Xiaoming stunned.
Wang Xiaoming said angrily: "Look at what, look!" Forced by life, I once stole a battery car for a while! It's a pity that some of the cops are too stupid to catch me! ”
Qin Shuang said angrily, "You! ”
Yu Ji muttered, "Battery car? Is it a god horse? ”
Wang Xiaoming waved his hand, "You'll know if you have the opportunity to buy one, don't talk about this now, now the situation is extremely urgent, we must find a way to save ourselves now before we can ......"
A few people nodded.
Wang Xiaoming quietly opened the door of Fan Xu's cell again, and the group gathered inside and discussed in a whisper.
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