Wang Xiaoming had already made a wishful thinking in his heart, so he loudly announced, "Let's play pitching pot!" ”

Pitching the pot was a game that people often played in those days, that is, a wine jug was placed five steps away from a person, and people took an arrow to throw it at the mouth of the jug, and if the arrow was inserted into the jug, it was considered a win.

Liu Bang couldn't help asking, "Let's say that there are two or three hundred people here, wouldn't there be many people who can vote?" ”

Wang Xiaoming smiled: "So we have to increase the difficulty a little!" ”

I saw him take out a small wine jug, the spout of which was only the size of a mineral water bottle, and put it on the table.

I'll go! Who can vote for this!

No, this is not the end, Wang Xiaoming stipulates that they can only stand under the stage and vote, which is more than ten steps away!

And instead of bows and arrows, peanuts are used instead.

Wang Xiaoming specially stated that if no one can vote in, then the two fairies will belong to him, and he will share them with whomever he likes!

Qi Ji and Bo Ji seemed to understand what Wang Xiaoming meant, and the two of them secretly rejoiced in their hearts.

But they won't know that Wang Xiaoming is preparing to give them to Liu Bang.

Things were as Wang Xiaoming expected, and after a while, there were hundreds of peanuts on and off the stage, but there was not a single one in the wine jug.

Wang Xiaoming smiled proudly and said loudly, "Alas! Since this is providence, then I don't have anything to say, okay, I'll ...... these two fairies."

"Ding Lingling" made a series of crisp sounds, and I saw a peanut falling into the pot in response, and the audience burst into an exclamation.

Wang Xiaoming was dumbfounded, looked up, and saw Zhang Liang standing under him in a chic manner, putting the remaining peanut in his mouth and chewing it, and then smiled at Wang Xiaoming.

The crowd immediately applauded.

Do you think that's the end of it? No! I only heard another crisp sound of "Ding Lingling", and another peanut came in.

Han Xin threw away the peanut shell in his hand and walked slowly.

Qi Ji Bo Jihua's face was pale, and Wang Xiaoming was also dumbfounded.

Do you two know what you're doing?

These two beauties are your future boss lady! You're tired of being alive, aren't you?

Wang Xiaoming stayed where he was.

Han Xin and Zhang Liang came to the stage and confronted Wang Xiaoming face-to-face.

Zhang Liang maintained his usual chic smile: "Brother Xiao Ming." ”

Wang Xiaoming snorted with a "sigh".

Han Xin said coldly, "It seems to be ...... We won, didn't we? ”

Wang Xiaoming let out a bitter "sigh" again.

No, it can't be like this, I can't let this qiē happen......

Wang Xiaoming's brain teaser turned sharply, and suddenly said, "Alas! The three of us serve our fathers together, and we have always had a deep affection and are like brothers......"

Han Xin sneered disdainfully.

Zhang Liang said with a smile, "Yes, that's true." ”

Wang Xiaoming continued, "Okay, I have to say that matter now!" Then he made a very difficult and guilty expression and said to Qi Ji Bo Ji, "They are my own brothers, I have to say, don't blame me, woo woo ......"

Qi Ji and Bo Ji heard it in a fog.

I saw Wang Xiaoming suddenly raise his voice, "Actually! Both of them are terminal leukemia patients! ”

As soon as Wang Xiaoming's voice fell, everyone was shocked, and even Qi Ji and Bo Ji were startled, but after thinking about it, they understood, and couldn't help but admire Wang Xiaoming.

"This old bustard, just seeing that the two sisters have not lived long, and they have to take hundreds of taels of silver every day, she is in a hurry to get rid of it because of this!"

There was an uproar in the audience.

The wolf friends hurriedly shouted, "Forehead drop kidney!" A few hundred taels a day, who can afford this kind of cannon! ”

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly said, "Alas! So well! This old bustard is who catches whom, if you take it over greedily, then I'm sorry, the cannon you made an appointment with, even if you kneel, you will finish beating me! ”

As soon as Wang Xiaoming made his eyes, the two beauties reacted and immediately covered their chests and coughed.

Qi Ji fell weakly in Bo Ji's arms, "Sister...... I'm dizzy again, is there any 1,000-year-old ginseng for 500 taels of silver? ”

Bo Ji squeezed out two tears, "Sister, you have to hold on, General Wang will definitely help us find the wrongdoer, and then we will have money to buy medicine." ”

Cut! Who is willing to be the boss of this injustice, hundreds of wolf friends except for Wei Bao and Liu Bang are still watching the excitement, and the rest all wave their sleeves and turn away, without taking a cloud with them......

Wang Xiaoming is very proud, I am really a witty teenager, when he turns his head, I will go, Han Xin Zhang Liang, why are the two of you still there!

Zhang Liang couldn't help laughing, and Han Xin said coldly, "The acting skills are really bad." ”

Wang Xiaoming sneered, "Hehe, then let's rehearse and play it again?" ”

Han Xin snorted coldly, "Come less, dare to ask which beauty you are going to give me." ”

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly said, "No, Han Xin, you listen to me......"

Han Xin looked at Qi Ji, his eyes were a little domineering, and Qi Ji's expression was a little frightened.

Han Xin said: "I think she's good. ”

Wang Xiaoming immediately said, "No! ”

Han Xin turned his gaze to Bo Ji again, and suddenly pulled Bo Ji to his side, "Okay, I'll take her away......"

Bo Jihua's face was pale, and Wang Xiaoming hurriedly grabbed Han Xin, "She can't do it even more!" You...... You...... Are you good at the sauce purple, woo woo ......"

Han Xin sneered and said, "It's okay, you can just say a word, as long as you beg me to give her to you, I will let go immediately." ”

When Wang Xiaoming heard it, it's so simple? Hurriedly said, "Please give her to me, hehe......"

Han Xin really kept his word and let go of Bo Ji, and Wang Xiaoming and Bo Ji both let out a sigh.

But Han Xin's next words made Wang Xiaoming gasp fiercely.

"You remember, today you begged me to give you a woman."

Wang Xiaoming understood, in the future, he would find him another woman, and that woman was Qin Shuang.

Han Xin laughed wildly and strode away, leaving Wang Xiaoming gritting his teeth with hatred and trembling all over.

Zhang Liang smiled faintly, "Okay, I made a joke with you today, let's get down to business, I'll give you a beautiful woman, but you have to give me back a drink." ”

Wang Xiaoming nodded gratefully, "I will definitely invite ...... tomorrow"

Zhang Liang waved his hand and interrupted, "It's not tomorrow." ”

Wang Xiaoming said: "When was that?" ”

Zhang Liang said in a deep voice, "I don't know, when I want to drink, I'll look for you." ”

Wang Xiaoming said: "Accompany you at any time." ”

Zhang Liang also left, Wang Xiaoming looked at the two beauties in front of him and sighed.

Okay, although it is a sin, but the will of heaven has arranged it like this, if you have to be the queen mother of the Han Dynasty, I can't help it...... Whining......

Wang Xiaoming wiped his tears and said, "Qi Ji, Bo Ji, I have come to see your father-in-law...... After speaking, he turned to the audience, I will wipe it! Feed! How come there is no one left!

Only Xiong Daiyu was still sitting in the audience, but her expression was very aggrieved.

Qi Ji and Bo Ji immediately came to Wang Xiaoming's side happily, "Xianggong!" ”

Wang Xiaoming was so shocked that he jumped three feet high, his face was panicked, he stepped back again and again, and hurriedly said, "Two mothers are blessed, this kind of joke can't be made, even if the minister Wang Xiaoming is bold, he doesn't dare to fight the idea of the two mothers!" ”

Qi Ji Bo Ji was stunned, what was Wang Xiaoming talking about?

Wang Xiaoming hurriedly turned to Xiong Daiyu and said, "Hey! What about the big brother? ”

Wang Xiaoming's tone was a little heavy.

Xiong Daiyu stomped her feet aggrievedly and cried, "They are all gone, I am afraid that you will find them to be wronged, and go to have supper with Wei Bao and them!"

You promised me to just come and see it, but now you're ...... Messire! You're a liar! Woohoo......"

After saying that, he turned his head and ran away crying.

Wang Xiaoming was anxious, "No! Lady, listen to my explanation! ”

He wanted to chase Xiong Daiyu, but the two future mothers were also crying here, and Wang Xiaoming didn't dare to leave it alone, you know, Bo Ji will be the queen mother in the future!

I saw Bo Ji crying angrily, "It turns out that you already have a lady......"

Wang Xiaoming smiled, "Yes, hehe, it's a little early to get married......"

Qi Ji said, "Then she refuses to accept us now, what should I do?" ”

Wang Xiaoming smiled dryly, "Hehe, this, uh...... Hehe, she has never been able to do my family's affairs. ”

Qi Ji and Bo Ji immediately happily accompanied Wang Xiaoming, "Hmm! What she says doesn't count, it's all counted by Xianggong, as long as Xianggong says a word, right? ”

Wang Xiaoming's hairs stood up all over his body, and he hurriedly kept his distance respectfully, and said in horror, "It's okay for you to call me General Wang, it's okay for Wang Xiaoming, it's okay for you to be a bastard, please don't call me Xianggong, okay...... ...... who will die"

The two future mothers said in unison, "Okay, Xianggong!" ”

Wang Xiaoming's head hung weakly.

Along the way, Wang Xiaoming was extremely polite to them, and he even kicked away a few small stones on the ground before letting them go.

It's a pity that the more he is like this, the deeper the misunderstanding becomes, and Qi Ji and Bo Ji both regard him as a good husband who takes care of his mother, and he likes it more and more.

The affairs of the family are in charge, hum, two mothers, you think too highly of Wang Xiaoming.

His position in the family was only a little stronger than that of Wangcai, and they were a little bit higher.

Seeing Wang Xiaoming sneaking in front of the door and not daring to enter the door, Qi Ji was very strange, "You didn't bring the key?" ”

Wang Xiaoming couldn't cry or laugh, he had the key, but he didn't have the courage to go in.

Daiyu must have come back to report to the two tigresses at home, and if she goes in, maybe today next year will be her own death day.

Wang Xiaoming was annoyed in his heart, but he heard an aggrieved voice behind him, "Xianggong......"

Wang Xiaoming turned around suddenly, and saw Daiyu standing in the corner with red eyes and teary eyes, Wang Xiaoming said, "You haven't gone in yet?" ”

Xiong Daiyu nodded, "I'm afraid that as soon as I go in, in case my sisters haven't slept yet, I don't know how to answer, if you say the wrong thing, you will be unlucky again." ”

Wang Xiaoming's heart was warm, his nose was sour, and he ran forward and hugged Xiong Daiyu, "Lady, you are so great, don't worry!" Things really aren't what you think they are......"

Suddenly, an exclamation came from behind Wang Xiaoming, "What! You still have a lady at home! ”

Wang Xiaoming was shocked, turned his head, and smiled embarrassedly, "Hehe......"

This novel comes from reading books